#my friend got me a stinger flynn and a bittergiggle too

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today i awoke to a notification informing me that my amazon order had been delivered. i rose out of bed, groggily making my way to the front door. the rain poured down on the earth below, rapidly hitting the ground like bullets being fired from a machine gun. i opened the door, welcoming the harsh elements inside, and there i saw it; my package. i took it inside, shaking the rainwater off the plastic sheath that contained my prize. i sat it on the counter, excess water still dripping from its body. i cut open the plastic with my trusty pair of scissors, that when my brother borrows can disappear for days on end, and inside i saw him. banban from hit game garten of banban. he was mine.

caption for video: (shitty banban impression) some people call me blockhead, cuz of the way my head is shaped. and i just have to ask you; please don’t call me that, it makes me want to kill myself

do you think banban thinks he looks cool when he has his arms behind his back, like do you think he believes he means business and that he’ll scare people into submission. do you think he believes he’s “gangster”