#my friend father mulcahy from mash wouldn't lead you astray like this burt

[wellsbering]

i have a Lot of issues with fields's "my husband is obviously a Sinner, unlike me, who is definitely getting into heaven, so clearly the best thing to do is have his consciousness split in two so that the version of him that i actually married will go to hell but his innie will be Good™ and then i can keep that version as my pet for eternity" plan

but the thing that's really getting me is. ok, let's say that heaven and hell exist in the severance universe and this one random lutheran pastor is right and innies & outies have separate souls so one can go to heaven while the other goes to hell. and fields and burt's innie both go to heaven. ok. burt's innie doesn't know who the fuck you are, fields. he has no memory of you. HE'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON YOUR PASTOR SAID IT HIMSELF

anyways so basically