#my friend Bo HATES coffee coke lmao

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Ough I just found an hour long video on Coffee Coke, my wreched beloved

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my live in time review of Emerald Fennell’s ‘Promising Young Woman’ (2020)

Promising Young Woman

Dir Emerald Fennell

So hello friends welcome to my reviews. I type my pure, unfiltered (mostly) thoughts about movies. I call it ‘chey watches films’ and I promise it’s going to stop being so serious. 

My first film I decided to do this on is Promising Young Woman since it was a hit at this past Sunday’s Oscars. Which was amazing - btw. So, of course. Spoilers ahead. These were my thoughts as they happened knowing nothing about the story because I don’t watch trailers on purpose. 

“Boys by charli xcx are you fucking kidding me”

“20 seconds in and i already need fucking help this is so funny”

“This club scene im screaming” ~internally~

“This looks like a blast honestly god I miss clubs”

“Her bangs are so cute” - me abt cassie

“This lighting is so fucking sexy”

“Oh my god YES drunk car rides are the fucking worst”

“Wait is she just acting lol”

“Omg he’s gonna roofie her”

“The way she’s not kissing back has me crying” - was actually cry laughing a lil bit 

TW: bedroom scene ewie

“WAIT QUEEN I LOVE HER”

“Omg she’s so hot”

“It’s raining men omg lmao”

“I’m crying at this movie I hate them” - term of endearment

“I want to marry Bo’s character” - sorta 

“Not him being a foot taller than her”

“Laverne Cox is adorable and needs to wear a gold septum always”

“Luv cassie so much and the Make Me Coffee Shop” - very interesting name for a coffee shop

“That waist yes gawd” - showing her braid

“YAY IT’S BO - oh my god I love that shirt”

“Oh my god they even know each other that’s so cute”

“Interesting choice of name for Bo’s character”

“That flirting style…. I love it. Sorta enemies to loving yep” so endearing 

“NOT HIM DRINKING THE COFFEE WITH SPIT IN IT LMAOOOOO FUCK”

“She’s a fucking clown I love her”

“I love this actor” - about the coke scene

“Oh my god jesus fuck he is so cringe”

“Not shoving drugs in her mouth jesus”

“LMAO HIS NAME IS NEIL THIS IS SOOO STUPID NOT THE KISS….NEIL IS AWFUL”

“She’s so intimidating I love it”

“Oh my god this is ME”

“Cassie is so hot”

“Stealin hearts n never saying sorry”

“Ohhh this thunder is very cool”

“The guitar fuck no”

“Not her forgetting her 30th birthday omg”

“Jesus her Mom is annoying”

“Ryan is so hot omg”

“Whew he looks so good”

“Im laughing so hard Bo Burnham is such a talented actor”

“I love this actress ((Carey)) so much”

“Would have been a great doctor she just didnt want it bad enough ,, very relatable”

“Not him saying she looks like his daughter omg but like she can wear some badass heels and not be taller than him thats kinda hot though”

“Oh my god not sex on the counter JESUS SHE IS BOLD”

“She called him lover boy lmao”

“I hate it I hate it I hate that people dont understand people can be triggered by school I hate that kids even have to go through that”

“Omg the social media stalking that’s so funny”

“Ew yeah… I hate seeing awful people happy”

I

“This seems shady”

“Omg yes bitches get drunk”

“Lmao thats right feel BAD”

“Not her saying they want a good girl shut up stop being pretentious”

“People dont just forget that those things happen and it’s so shitty she’s just passing it off OMG GGGGG I HATE it”

II

“Yep she social media stalks everyone and it sucks seeing so many awful people being happy and not being served proper justice”

“Knew it knew what Alexander had done - they allude to it very well”

“Yep drunk at a party”

“The dean didnt take it seriously at all and passed it off as just some little mistake because she was drunk. People dont just shut up. Yes fuck his life up he deserves jail time - that’s so shitty oh my god”

“There can be a different fucking system we can protect people”

“This is a female Deadpool I fucks with it”

“Oh my god Cassie is CRAZY also is the receptionist in on it LMAO”

“Why do they not have a case file? Did they not file a report with the police? What the entire loving fuck why does no one remember anything about this?”

“This is beautifully filmed”

“Awe Ryan is being v sweet”

“Oh my god shes playing her game again WHHHY”

“Ryan is so protective omg that’s lowkey hot though”

“She’s so hot”

“I love this scene”

III

“Omg not his day of reckoning jesus”

“People have been trying to get him arrested for years jesus”

“Oh my god cops are so fucking corrupt this is so gross”

“I love how genuine he is I cant imagine cops that have had to go through that”

“Lmao I can relate to Nina so much I did so much shit to stand up for people I’m a professional hype man tbqh”

“Jesus I wouldnt just fucking move on either”

“Awe omg Ryan is there for her I love him”

“Oh my god they are so adorable my heart breaks for her so much”

“I wanna dance with Bo wtf”

“THE KISS AHHHH WTF”

“Come and fuck my life up PLEASE”

“Oh my god why am I crying lol”

“This family is wild lmao”

“He’s so freaking sweet”

“Love how Cassie isnt actually crazy people just truly are awful”

“Oh my god them flirting they are so freaking adorable I cant do this”

“THERE IS EVIDENCE WHY IS EVERYONE BEING THIS WAY”

“It sucks so fucking much”

“God everyone was so drunk though you cant watch though you need to help”

“I truly think people dont realize how serious it is Im glad this movie will help that”

IIII

“Um loving this orchestra version of Toxic”

“NOT MAX GREENFIELD LMAO”

“Her posing as a stripper so true”

“Hell no yes go girl bully these men”

It got very serious and uncomfortable so I skipped to the part where Max Greenfield’s character enters the room. 

“This reminds me of the Bo Dukes story”

“That’s really how it was - it’s so funny to watch these investigations how awful they are”

“You can just tell he’s lying just tell the truth plEATHE”

“God he loved her so much this hurts”

IIIII

“Max running away oh my god bitch where u going”

“I hope Ryan isnt turned in I dont think she would do that”

“YES ARREST HIS ASS”

“The necklaces Im cryin”

WHEW 100/10 I really loved that movie a lot !!!

ANYWAYS. I will write a more comprehensive review for the blog I wanna start or my podcast - but here it is!

[doc-boredom]

For theask meme all the asks bud fuck you

YOU DRUNK BITCH FINE

1. vanilla coke bi or cherry coke bi?Cherry coke but actually I like both!!!

2. smoky eye bi or sharp eyeliner bi?Sharp eyeliner, I can’t blend anything outside of gold eyeshadow for my life.

3. gold bi or silver bi?G O L D. 

4. moon bi or sun bi?the moon is beautiful im love her 

5. walk in the forest bi or walk on the beach bi?fuck the beach, fuck sand, im here for forests

6. milkshake bi or smoothie bi?smoothie baby

7. pastel bi or neon bi?neon gets on my nerves after a while, pastels are always good.

8. PwP (plot without porn) bi or PwP (porn without plot) bi?I think the person fucked this up PORN WITH PLOT ALWAYS PLOT 

9. pun loving bi or pun hating bi?pun tolerant bi lmfao

10. strong bi-fi game bi or weak bi-fi game bi?what the fuck is bi-fi????? does that mean i have weak bifi game?

11. cat bi or dog bi?dogs! dogs dogs dogs!

12. boyband bi or girlband bi?-looks back at the old 1D CDS i have, limited edition- I mean...

13. coffee bi or tea bi?tea, but becoming more of a coffee bi

14. dyed hair bi or natural hair bi?FORCED TO BE NATURAL, WANTING ALWAYS TO BE DYED HAIR BI

15. romcom bi or thriller bi?romcom pls,,

16. matte lipstick bi or glossy lipstick bi?mattes, glossy is so annoying and stick and my hair gets stuck and mattes are just nicer

17. dragons bi or dinosaurs bi?UH DRAGONS???

18. coffee shop au bi or high school au bi?high school au, more so college au

19. nicki minaj bi or beyoncé bi?YUH-YUH-YONCE

20. history bi or science bi?science in theory is nice but then you get all that math and math is homophobic so im a history bi

21. frida kahlo bi or virginia woolf bi?frida kahlo bi

22. highkey bi or lowkey bi?lmao im highkey bi for SURE

23. bowtie bi or tie bi?bowties are so cute ouo

24. selfie bi or candid bi?im a slut for selfies

25. pizza bi or pasta bi?PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA I COULD EAT PIZZA FOREVER

26. black nailpolish bi or colorful nailpolish bi?colorful!!!! i wish i wore black more often tho

27. soft and squishy bi or sharp and pointy bi?soft soft soft pls be careful i am soft UoU

28. *NSYNC bi or backstreet boys bi?bACKSTREETS BACK A L R I G HT 29. kinky bi or vanilla bi?im v kinky ok

30. playing with people’s hair bi or having your hair played with bi?bo tH

31. norse mythology bi or greek mythology bi?those gay ass GREEKS

32. velvet bi or cashmere bi?velvet. i have so much velvet stuff in the winter.

33. black eyeliner bi or colorful eyeliner bi?black eyeliner once again i suck at makeup lmfao

34. book quote bi or tv show quote bi?BOOK QUOTES, FIVE-EVER

35. big city bi or small city bi?big city big big city bitch

36. rough sex bi or gentle sex bi?........both.

37. melon bi or grapefruit bi?I HATE MELON UGH 

38. bubblegum bi or breath mint bi?bubble gum bi(tch)

39. mesh bi or lace bi?i love lace! i want more lace things!!!!!

40. vegetable bi or fruit bi?veggies mcfucking suck fruit all the way

41. jeans jacket bi or leather jacket bi?OH JEAN JACKETS FOR SURE

42. sliced fruit bi or whole fruit bi?whole fruit i want the CRONCH

43. heels bi or sneakers bi?im a flats bi let’s be honest here

44. friendship crush bi or romantic crush bi?i am v romantic UuU

45. desert bi or ocean bi?ew whomst the fuck likes the desert

46. going to sleep at 8 am bi or getting up at 8 am bi?going to sleep at 8 am lmfaoooooooo

47. messy bun bi or ponytail bi?messy bun, perferably two

48. bee bi or bumblebee bi?BUMBLES COS IM SOFT

49. parks & rec bi or friends bi?

parks and rec, but i love both

50. faux fur bi or faux leather bi?faux leather (tho i got a real leather jacket and i love it)

51. Extra™ bi or regular bi?I BE EXTRA BI

52. acoustic bi or remix bi?eugh i hate acoustic covers byeeeee

53. message bi or ask bi?message

54. board game bi or card game bi?board games, especially clue, i fuckin LOVE clue

55. desaturated bi or color porn bi?desaturated tbh 

56. pop bi or indie bi?y’all know im a huge hipster lmfao

57. painting star constellations on their skin bi or painting animals bi?S T A R S

58. astrology bi or mbti bi?ASTROLOGY FOREVER #SCORPIOLYFE

59. pride parade bi or celebrating in ur PJs bi?i dont like parades,,,,,,,,,, but i like pride parade parties you hear what im saying

60. eyelashes bi or eyebrows bi?I want to be an eyebrows bi, i am a (natural) eyelash bi

[leecherish]

got tagged

tagged by @frolikin, thank you so much o/ Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions (no) 1. Coke or Pepsi: i don’t have a preference tbh? 2. Disney or Dreamworks: no preference again 3. Coffee or Tea: i like both but tea i guess 4. Books or Movies: books 5. Windows or Mac: windows 6. DC or Marvel: not into them 7. Xbox or Playstation: pc but if i had to choose then playstation 8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: dragon age i guess i’ve seen some good gay ships 9. Night Owl or Early Rise: both and it destroys me lol 10. Cards or Chess: i hate both 11. Chocolate or Vanilla: both 12. Vans or Converse: no 13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: ok 14. Fluff or Angst: angst fight me 15. Beach or Forest: forest forest forest aaa 16. Dogs or Cats?: dogs 17. Clear Skies or Rain: rain 18. Cooking or Eating Out: that sounds gay  19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: bring on all the spices im ready to burn 20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: i fucking hate both of them 21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: a little too cold wich i always am 22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be: invisibility bc i wanna dissapear and do stuff w/o ppl judging me 23. Animation or Live Action: animation 24. Paragon or Renegade: ok 25. Baths or Showers: i love baths but we don’t have a bathtub in our flat 26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man? no 27. Fantasy or Sci-Fi: fantasy 28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes?: uuu hold on does music lyrics count bc i wanna quote music lyrics “You’re only young once, but you can’t be immature forever” “And her lips are like the galaxy’s edge, and her kiss the color of a constellation falling into place” “I’d say I’m sorry, but it wouldn’t mean shit” “Tell me now, about what I left unsaid; where did those words I swallowed go?” 29. YouTube or Netflix: netflix looks better but also money so no 30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: Harry Potter *throws sparkles everywhere* 31. When You Feel Accomplished: when my writing makes people feel stuff 32. Star Wars or Star Trek: no 33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books: paperback because they feel better to hold 34. Handwriting or Typing: typing! 35. Velvet or Satin: velvet 36. Video Games or Movies: video games 37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon?: own the dragon 38. Sunrise or sunset: sunset 39. What’s your favourite song?: currently Glass Animals - Pork Soda lmao but it changes weeky i guess 40. Horror Movies yes or no: no 41. Long hair or short hair: i prefer long hair on others but i like having short hair 42. Opera or Theatre: theatre! 43: Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first?: *bangs fists on the table* The Elder Scrolls series!! The Elder Scrolls series!! The Elder Scrolls sERIES 44: Are you scared of thunderstorms? Why?: sudden thunders can scare me but mostly i’m just fascinated and i also have a good memory connecting me to them so i love them 45: Sleeping in or getting up early?: i do bo t h my sleeping schedule is fucked up 46: Favorite Food?: mmmmhmhmhmhm anything spicy 47: Traditional or Digital art?: mm both 48: What do YOU think is your most redeemable quality?: i do my best to help my friends 48: If you could meet any celebrity, who would you meet?: sp4zie aah i wanna tell him mow much he cheered me up w/ his videos and.... yea i just love him 49. Favorite band?: currently goreshit lol ok he’s a musician but... do i care? no 50. Favorite pet?: mmm i love them all 51. Truth or Dare?: who plays that anymore anyway lol 52. Sticky notes or journal: journal 53. Do you keep a diary?: I used to but lately i’ve been keeping an online diary i guess

I tag @hikarifulz, @duneyr, @d007ization, @haku-buntaicho, @dreamingofketchup and basically anyone who wants to do it o/