#my flatmate sent me this 😭

[ihamtmus]

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[bibleofficial]

i dream of being able to go get a couples massage but instead of w the love of my life it’s w my colon & she finally gets what the FUCK has been WRONG w her WORKED out 😭🙄

[ragnars-tooth]

Sending my ex flatmate 300 word formatted and referenced messages in the groupchat to explain (gently) how he ruined the entire year for us and how I would like him to pay his third of the bills (please) because he is at fault for them being so expensive (literally held all our accounts hostage to a point we had bailifs round and then pouted every time we were mean (asked him to pay them on time)) all while maintaining that I'm not mad (I'm seething) because then he'll just block me (again)

Don't rent with cis men

[navybrat817]

Lmaoo, I haven’t told her about the hair dye I sent to her house yet😂

You’re so right😍 imma ask my roommate if she minds if I bring them back with me and just hide them during room checks😂 my building is like that too!! I live in a cluster style dorm, and two weeks ago one of my flatmates had texted us asking if we knew why the police was in our building. None of us knew they were there; I had just gotten off from work, I’m walking back to my dorm and she’s like someone stunk the whole building up with weed😭😭 When i tell you I felt like I got punched in the face after I walked into our pod 😭 had flashbacks to when I worked at the grocery store and every so often I would have that one customer who smelled like they smoked 10g💀 I don’t smoke but I definitely got a free buzz every now and then😂

My mother and I went to Walmart a few weeks ago and they have their Halloween squishmallows out. I’ve been meaning to get one and since I was going home I was like “I’m gonna get one just to make her mad.”😈 My mother was like get the one she really wants which she thought was either this black cat or this green one dressed in a pumpkin costume, but I didn’t like either of them at the time so I got the one I wanted which was this purple ghost holding a pumpkin. We get home, she comes to the living room and I’m like look what I got and when I tell you her reaction had me dead😂 it turned out that I had gotten the one she really wanted and she was so upset 😂 she was like “how you gonna get the one that I wanted and not get me one too😐” and I was like “don’t you got a job”😂 so that’s that and I will in fact be getting another one just to spite her😈

LITERALLY THE BIGGEST ENABLER I KNOW🙉🤣 if it were a job you would be RICH, bath and body works should sponsor you at this point 😂💗

I don’t smoke but I definitely got a free buzz every now and then😂

When I took my kiddos to the amusement park recently, we caught a whiff a few times. And when my moot and I went to Magic Men. 😂

It turned out I had gotten the one she really wanted and she was so upset 😂

That's peak sibling energy right there. 😂 My hubby is an only child and the first time he was around my siblings and I, he was like 😐. I thought he was going to dump me because of how crazy my family is.

LITERALLY THE BIGGEST ENABLER I KNOW 🙉🤣

I like to encourage people in a healthy way! 🥰 It would be nice to get a profit from candle sales. 🤣

Speaking of candles. 👀 What scents do we think Bucky would like?

Love and thanks! ❤️

[youremyheaven]

Princess here. Babe are you okay? I saw that you ran away? Is he still trying to reach out?

I didn't run away babe 💀 I'm at my work apartment where I live with my flatmates. He knows my exact location and address and everything 😭😭he even sent me ice cream to make me feel better.

Currently he's in a different city and will only come back this weekend

He called me 31 times and I didn't answer last night.

Then today we had a looooong chat and I told him everything that's on my mind.

He apologized and said all the right stuff and then he called me and we had a looooong conversation.

I'm moving out regardless in November and I need to make a little bit more money for the rent deposit and other moving expenses but I'm sooo grateful for how much @aphrothiti has helped me

I think independent living would be good for me. I'm going to get my car fixed, get my driving license and really embrace independence in Nov & Dec so that I don't find myself in this position again

[theemporium]

My flatmate and I are beefing over a pic of a strawberry 😭 She found this hideous picture in the cupboard and put it on the wall, I took it and hid it and then she sent me a text accusing me of not letting her have any stuff she liked in our living room when she literally never bothered to decorate her bookshelf or anything.

(For reference guys this strawberry picture is truly hideous and it looks stupid but like??? Over a strawberry)

fuck me😭I mean, it definitely sounds like there’s more to it than the strawberry picture but that is ridiculous. if she likes it so much, she can keep it in her room

[m00nbeambaby]

me being potentially unreasonable but i need somewhere to vent bc all my friends are ignoring me 😭

ok so my lease ends on wednesday and i am leaving tomorrow morning (monday) and my flatmate who has been away for the summer told me he was leaving on tuesday so i just assumed he would come and go on the tuesday. bc that is what he did last time we moved. but this morning he messaged me and said he would be “dropping round” this evening (the wording of this has sent me west bc wdym dropping round bc that suggests hes not staying but like of course hes staying bc it would be silly to come and go again in such a short space of time)

but this is just making me so anxious because WHY is he coming now he knows im here (like obviously he lives here too but he’s been almost actively avoiding me the past couple months and also ive been living here alone all summer). like im already stressed enough but its just adding another layer of stress to the situation. also my parents are here helping me move so thats just gonna be awkward with all of them mixing together (esp because he is such an odd and awkward person but not really in an endearing way like it is often very uncomfortable to be around him for me personally)

all in all i am about to have an unbelievably stressful and awkward evening lol and ik its dumb that im mad at him for coming back before he said he would but like he is so strange and abnormal in a way that i cant vibe with (i fear we r clashing forms of autistic) like i know EYE am strange and abnormal but i am a girl 😭 and also he doesnt help the situation because he has been actively rude to me in the past and i believe that he does not like me so im just dreading seeing him,,,,, gonna stfu now okay

[mihai-florescu]

My flatmate sent this to me during an online school meeting😭

[namchyoon]

okay, i spoke to the flatmate and she was just as shocked as i was??? 😭😭😭😭😭 it looks like someone has moved in overnight and just taken all the space??? anyway she was super nice and cleared one of the shelves for me since she was using like 3 anyway so i’m glad i didn’t report her and her bf 😭😭😭 still need to talk to whoever is using that last shelf though just in case they push my stuff to the back to make space but omg guys talking works, thank u to everyone who sent in asks bc otherwise i would have just been stewing in irrational anger in my room 😭

[neopoint]

also this made me want to fr cry i love my flatmate 🥹

context btw is that me and my friend maybe accidentally trespassed onto lakefront at like 12am past the chicago curfew (WHICH I DIDNT KNOW WAS A THING) and then we couldn’t find a way out of the park to call an uber so we ended up stuck at this weird like highway intersection that we ran out onto that apparently had no sidewalks at all leading to a normal road? my flatmate was gone for winter break so i texted her that we were lost in the middle of another convo (not expecting help bc i didn’t know her train had just arrived i just thought the situation was funny) but she immediately called me and i sent her my location and at first she burst out laughing bc she was like how the FUCK did you even get here but she came and rescued us a few minutes later 😭

[theharrystyleseffect]

his name is harry stylewalker, thank you

[fingertipsmp3]

Today has been one of those days where I’ve just failed spectacularly at everything that’s been required of me

[heyyyharry]

More simp!allie content please 😭🥹

OMG YES SO remember when I told you guys my boyfriend has a friend group like Flatmate!H’s friends. Today he sent me these videos of him and the boys singing Taylor Swift and high school musical in the car saying “think you’ll know this one” 😭 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[jayflrt]

my flatmate got hacked on instagram and it was so stupidly funny 😭😭 the hacker posted in her story + sent a message to all friends being like can anybody send me £80 😩😩 stupid hotel fine… if you send it now i’ll pay you back + £20 xx which is like so not credible but some people still called her saying they almost did it and i was like ????? how gullible do you have to be to believe this 😭😭

LMFOAJDJF NOOO THAT HAPPENED TO MY DAD BEFORE 😭😭 AND HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS PASSWORD AND DELETED IG SO MY FRIENDS WERE THE ONES WHO TOLD ME ABOUT IT 💀 BUT ?:&;!; HER FRIENDS ALMOST ACTUALLY PAID HER HAHHAHA honestly that’s rlly sweet that they were considering it 😭 but i mean if it was fr i would too bc that’s kind of an investment with the extra 20 🤧

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Not me trying not to cry in the car bc I read the message my flatmate sent me after she finished reading the letter I wrote her 😭😭😭

[books-and-cookies]

yooo i sent you a confession abt my flatmate a while ago and ive been thinking abt it a lot bc i tend to get attached to ppl rlly quickly n weve been basically alone together for like two weeks?? but there is DEFINITELY something there. for me i think i just need to shag it out with someone else lmao, idk if its the same for him, hes left for xmas break and im rlly hoping things feel more normal when we're all back living together 😅😅😅😭😭😭😭 pray 5 me mary

Go get some dick (be safe!) and hopefully that's all you need 😅 and if not, and the tension is there when he gets back... lord have mercy on your soul 😅😅 sending prayers to the shag lords 😂🤗🤗