#my first reply using roleplayformatter too i hope it looks less cursed now

[cosmicangsts]

this suit is a bit tight! it's hot out here, the sun is blazing down on the back of his neck  (  thanks to his new haircut !   it ' s not all gone by any means , just a little length taken off his bangs and the back because it was getting too long , something that gave his prior companions great grief. for whatever reason ' the length of the doctor ' s hair ' became a sort of hot button topic amongst his former crew , funnily enough ) , and he wants nothing more than to retire back into the comfort of the air - conditioned TARDIS.

these are the thoughts running through the doctor's head as he watches the preacher eulogize the poor soul of the deceased ; it feels HIGHLY invasive ( probably because it IS ! ) , and he knows that he shouldn't be here— he's been apologizing over and over again in his mind from the moment that the family initially approached the gravesite. he's not too close, but not too far. . . blending in with the mourners, he thinks.

'  . . . thusly, we commit the body of our dearly departed brother to the earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust . . .  '

yes, just waiting for something to happen, as awful as it sounds . . . and there it is. just as he was beginning to feel a bit faint from this unbearable heat, the interlopers appear ; a group of extraterrestrials phase in out of seemingly nowhere— having been rendered invisible by some sort of advanced camouflaging type technology, undoubtedly. not that it did them any service whatsoever, the doctor had been able to pinpoint them standing to the other side of the mourners the entire time with his acute sense of smell. the deafening alien ' hiss ' - ing begins. they've finally spotted him, and they'd already been greatly perturbed that their source of entertainment over the past whatever period of time had deceased ( what was the dead guy ' s name , benton ? ) .

it is then that he springs into action ( ignore the fact he almost tripped over grass, dress shoes are HARD to run in , oh he just HATES these ' black suit black tie ' affairs ) , making his presence known as he dashes forward, voice raising as the first screams amongst the attendees break out, which is a perfectly NORMAL response to seeing aliens ;

" now, now, please keep calm, everyone! i am the doctor, and i've got this under control! " and the equipment to memory wipe everyone present, afterward! what could possibly go wrong with the doctor on the scene?

✦ ( @curamorte liked for a starter ! )