#my first post in months and it’s this…. BOOO BOOO tomato tomato

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My girlfriend she threatens to squish me when I’m really small, I calls that a micro aggression

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hit me with ur best shot | ln4 smau

PAIRING: lando norris x fem american singer!reader SUMMARY: in a youtube video, y/n mentions that pick-up lines are the key to her heart—the cornier, the better. cue lando's attempts at shooting his shot!

Youtube - Elle (Song Association)

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yourusername aaand that's a wrap for the american leg of my first world tour omfg 🥹 tysm vegas, i loved every second 🤍

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Cannes Film Festival

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tagged by @boyjuly !! ty shem xx

why did u choose your url? i am a dyke. i don’t do k tho

do u have any side blogs? yeah, @dilfwill is for horror and @arabasahi is for animangames!

how long have u been on tumblr? maybe 2017? i remade like a month ago tho

do you have a queue tag? nope!

why did u start your blog? this one was cuz i wanted to remake but i first came on tumblr for like. marvel and hp. i was eleven it happens

why did you choose your pfp? it’s cute! i follow the artist on insta and i love their stuff

why did u choose ur header? matches my pfp

what’s ur post with the most notes? on this blog it’s the one of the anatomical claddagh but overall its the “what does the arab in your carrd mean?” ask, i think it has like 240,000 notes

how many mutuals do you have? so many <3

how many followers do you have? abt 300 rn

how many blogs do u follow? 820

have you ever made a shitpost? is there any post on this stupid site that isn’t shit

how often do u use tumblr? whenever i’m procrastinating

have you ever had a fight/argument with another blog? who won? no i just block ppl😭

how do u feel abt “u need to rb this” posts? HATE BOOO. TOMATOES

do u like tag games? yes <33 give me random little facts abt u to read bbgirl

do u like ask games? yes <33 ask me random little questions abt me to answer bbgirl

which of your mutuals do u think is tumblr famous? literally no clue. honestly don’t care

do u have a crush on a mutual? no but i’m sure i would if i actually knew u guys :) mwah luv u

tagging @boysaints @chironmybeloved @maleboss @kieranculkingf @mattdamonbf + anyone else who wants to do it!