#my first ever tattoo is a bathory tattoo

[eonars]

this was so fucking crazy for me specifically like imagine tswift got on stage and started doing fleetwood mac songs idfk how else to put it in tumblrina terms

[borninwinter81]

Another t-shirt mod

Because it's impossible for me to buy a shirt without doing something to make it more interesting 😁

Vampire is a Swedish thrash/death metal band, but although they were formed in 2011 they have a very old-school sound, more like death metal was back in the 80s. Slight shades of Black Metal too, but again in its earlier Bathory era form. Originally their material was only released on cassette and vinyl, and they were one of the first modern bands I came across that did that. I've been a fan since their first EP, and I have a tattoo of their logo, but only just managed to get one of their shirts.

I would usually get a man's/unisex, but on this occasion I got the "girlie" fit. It originally looked sonething like this (official website photo as i didn’t take a picture before I started messing with it).

However the print was way lower on the body than is shown here. I've mentioned before that I dislike the look of low waisted shirts on me, so I usually crop them. However in this instance as there was so much space at the top what I did instead was cut the length from there, re-sew the shoulders and re-shape the neckline (removing the sleeves at the same time).

At that point although it *just* fit it was a little too tight to be comfortable, probably because I'd moved the original waistline up my body so it was sitting around my ribcage. I had some of this extra wide lace trim that I bought ages ago on sale for pennies.

I cut up the side seams and sewed a panel of this down each side.

This meant it fit perfectly in the chest, however it was now slightly too loose in the waist area. I have quite a v-shaped upper body with a wide chest and shoulders and a narrow waist from having been a weight lifter for a few years!

But, rather than taking in the sides again, instead I did a cut and weave on the back, but I only wove the bottom part, just leaving plain slashes at the top. This pulled in the shirt slightly at the waist area and now it fits perfectly! I like my shirts fitted without being *tight* tight.

There are tons of tutorials for doing cut and weave stuff on youtube, this was a really basic one.

I hope this might have given folks a few ideas if you have a shirt you love that is too tight for you. Any fabric could be used for the side panels, I just used the lace because I had it to hand and it works with the overall style. I would say a slightly stretchy fabric is probably better for this kind of mod though.

I'll sign off by sharing a track by Vampire, the first one I ever heard which I got on a random YouTube recommendation. Since I love Vampire related stuff and extreme metal I had to give it a try, and was really glad I did.

The name makes them a little difficult to search up online, so if you're interested here's their bandcamp 😉 You can also try searching "Vampire the band" or "Vampire metal band Sweden".

Edit: I should have also included the t-shirt link: right here, it is official not knock-off as I found it via their instagram. There is slightly different merch here than what is available on their bandcamp:

[dw-writes]

Its a Holiday Something - Knights of St. Christopher & GN!Reader

SO @whatafuckinnerd offered up a WONDERFUL suggestion of “Experiencing the winter holidays with the Knights for the first time (And Amir, if you choose to do this as some sort of list instead of a fic. Also if you just want to add Amir)”. I, personally, love it. It’s a lot of fun. And I hope that you guys will enjoy it as much as I did writing it!!!!

The Den a garish display of holiday spirit – tinsel framed every window, every door was covered in wrapping paper, lights were wrapped around every column and hung from every eave and rail and windowsill.

Jack had been going overboard ever since Amir had returned to the realm of the living – and proved to be a Knight, no less. It had been a mess: there was magic, Amir came back, Alpha’s hide returned to the locker, Midnight left Gabi, Alpha found Gabi, Midnight found Amir – it was a whole thing, honestly, and just remembering it all made your head spin in the same way that the ‘Exorcism of Lilith Bathory’ made your head spin.

The Den being a testament to Macy’s Christmas Department was just one of those things that Amir’s return had (kinda) caused. You took a deep breath and released it slowly as the lights started to flicker in a rhythmic beat.

“Okay, Randall!” you shouted, “That’s too much – you’re gonna give someone a seizure!” You squinted at the lights. “Me, you’re gonna give me a seizure,” you added.

The lights stilled, and Randall poked his head out of his window. “Sorry!”

Another window opened, and Hamish peeked out. “No blinking lights?”

“No blinking lights,” Randall called back.

You rolled your eyes. “I think the aliens out on Saturn know that the Den is here, you know,” you commented. You jogged up the front steps. “And the fae in the Other Realm, and ghosts, and, I dunno, China,” you muttered.

Amir was standing in the front room when you walked in, looking up at the tree you and the Knights had put up. “There’s faeries?” he whispered when you approached. You arched an eyebrow. He rubbed his chest. “Oh, this is gonna be wild.”

“It’s only been a few weeks, Amir,” you said, nudging his shoulder with a smile, “You’ll learn.” You tilted your head. “I’m still learning, and I’ve been a Knight for a year.”

“How’s Aster doing dealing with a pack?” he asked.

You shrugged. “Dealing. Has to, you know?”

A shoulder smacked against yours. You looked back, arching an eyebrow as Lilith stood next to you, looking up at the tree. She still sported the tattoo on her face, an indication of her trip into the realm of demons or into Hell or wherever she went. “I hate Christmas,” she mumbled darkly. She looked over at you. “Not because of all this. It’s my family,” she muttered.

“We’re your family,” you said. She tilted your head. “Where’s the rest of the knuckleheads? This is the only thing in the Den that isn’t lit up, so we might as well do it now before we get drunk.”

Lilith wrinkled her nose. “Gabi’s bringing more lights – she said we need to wrap up the banister and decorate the bar – and Hamish is upstairs looking for his eggnog recipe and—”

“And Randall!” said werewolf jumped over the last few stairs and threw open his arms, “is right here.”

You nodded and smiled. Then, pausing, you looked over at Amir. “Hey, do you even celebrate Christmas?” you asked.

He shook his head as he looked down at the phone Randall had handed him; the lights were hooked up to an app and allowed Amir to change the pace of the twinkling to slow but steady. “I don’t, no,” Amir answered. He shrugged. “But, I mean, it’s a pretty widely celebrated thing, so it’s hard to avoid.”

“What do you celebrate?” Hamish asked as he came down the stairs.

“Ehhh,” Amir drawled. You snorted. Kicking your foot up behind you, you smacked the man in the rear and ducked into the living room when he gave chase. Hamish stepped behind the bar with a light chuckle. “Not really? My parents both used to be strict Hindus but since they came over here, they haven’t really practiced and?” he shrugged again. “Eh. I don’t think we’ve really celebrated anything for years.

The door of the den burst open and bounced against the wall. Randall released a strangled cry and threw his hands up. You watched him as you blindly groped the bar for the eggnog Hamish had poured for you, only for him to take your hand and wrap it around a glass. “Really?” Randall asked, “I just fixed that wall.”

“You can fix it again,” Gabi stated. You watched her walk in, followed by Jack, whose arms were laden with bags and boxes. You took a deep drink and turned away from her. “Oh, you started decorating already.”

“Uh,” Randall lifted a hand, “Started?”

You heard Gabi’s shrug and the clatter of the boxes falling out of Jack’s arms. “Yeah,” she replied, “Started.”

Amir leaned on the bar behind you. “Is this normally how Christmas goes?” he softly asked.

Hamish snorted. You turned around to face the two, and lifted your glass when they did, clinking the bottom against theirs before taking another drink. “Not even close,” Hamish said as he stared into the glass. He looked up to watch Gabi step back and direct Jack and Randall in how to decorate. Lilith made a beeline to you three, and took the glass that Hamish held over your head. “We normally watch Elf, get drunk, and go running out in the woods,” he replied.

“No,” Lilith protested after downing half her glass, “Last year we watched A Christmas Story.”

“Oh,” Hamish scoffed, “I am so sorry.”

“Apology accepted.”

You wrinkled your nose as you caught Amir’s gaze. “We can totally find a better Christmas movie,” you said.

“Isn’t Die Hard a—”

“We are NOT watching that,” called Gabi.  You rolled your eyes and leaned on the bar, drinking as she rattled off a long list of movies that were far more appropriate for the season then Die Hard. Amir snickered.

You smiled. Holding out your glass to Amir, you cleared your throat. “Happy, uh….”

“You can say Christmas,” Amir said as he clinked his glass against yours again.

You tilted your head towards Hamish. “Happy family festivities?” he offered.

You pouted. Amir hummed. “Nah, that’s trying too hard.”

Hamish shrugged and finished his eggnog. “We’ll think of something.”

“No, guys, the lights go around the banister, not over it!” Gabi shouted. You, Lilith, and Amir shoved your now empty glasses at Hamish, who shoot his head with a grin.

[iwillruletheuniverse]

@bernuviels-inspiration tagged me to do my top 20 favourite albums. Thank you so much <3

1. Post Traumatic by Mike Shinoda (2018) This album have really helped me to deal with Chester’s passing. Even though I love all of the songs ‘Nothing Makes Sense Anymore’ and ‘Make It Up As I Go’ will always be my favourites.

2. Bury The Lies by Takida (2007) ‘Handlake Village’ always hits me in the feels. I wish the music video was still available to see on YouTube because that music video also always hit me so hard. I have no idea on why it was removed but I know the house in the video was for sale a few years ago (and yes I really wanted to buy it) so maybe that’s why. Never mind, I found the music video with another person’s voice: here. I also really love ‘Snypah’

3. Evanescence by Evanescence (2011) I had to choose their self titled album because of songs such as ‘Lost In Paradise’ and ‘Swimming Home’ I relate to those songs so much more now than I did when the album was released.

4. Dark Passion Play by Nightwish (2007) I saw the music video to ‘Amaranth’ on Tracklistan, a swedish music rating list. For years after, it was known as ‘the video with the angel’ because I completely forgot about the band who did it. It wasn’t until one day in school when someone played it in class that I heard it again. But my favourite song is ‘Cadence of Her Last Breath’

5. A Thousand Suns by Linkin Park (2010) I love this album so much, for that it is a ‘message of hope and love in a world filled with war and hate’

6. One More Light by Linkin Park (2017) Even though it’s hard to listen to the songs, I still find that it helps me. ‘Battle Symphony’ helped me realize it wasn’t my fault that my rabbit Rockstar died.

7. Dark Horse by Nickelback (2008) ‘Gotta Be Somebody’, I heard that song on the radio and the music video is amazing. I have cried so much to that song and it have helped me so much. Some days I can listen to it, most days I can’t. ‘I’d Come For You’ (the music video is about sexual assault) and ‘Never Gonna Be Alone’ (whose music video breaks my heart) will always feel like a hug. I even have the horseshoe on the cover as a tattoo.

8. Curb by Nickelback (1996) Released the day before I was born, either ‘Curb’ or ‘Little Friend’ was the first song I ever heard by Nickelback. I have no idea of where but when I was given the CD, I recognized I had heard those two songs before.

9. Life Starts Now by Three Days Grace (2009) With songs such as ‘Someone Who Cares’, ‘World So Cold’ and ‘Break’, I had to choose this album. The line ‘Everyone's got a place to be but there's no room for me’ in ‘Someone Who Cares’ will always stab me.

10. Dead by April by Dead by April (2009) Even though ‘Losing You’ and ‘Angels of Clariy’ meant a lot for me at the time this album was released, ‘Promise Me’ is my favourite song.

11. Sempiternal by Bring Me The Horizon (2013) ‘And The Snakes Start To Sing’ means alot to me.

12. The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance (2006) ‘Famous Last Words’ have helped me many times.

13. Holding Onto Strings Better Left To Fray by Seether (2011) When I, in May 2012, went to Florida to see Nickelback live, Seether was one of the bands that played first. Of all the three bands (yes three - Bush, Seether and My Darkest Days) that played before Nickelback, Seether became my favourite. I was amazed by the pictures they showed on the TV, pictures of creepy dolls. At the time I saw them in Florida, I thought I had never heard about them before, but when I came back from America, I found ‘Broken’, a song I had in fact heard before. My favourite songs from the album is ‘Pass Slowly’ and ‘Here And Now’

14. Body Talk Pt. 1 by Robyn (2010) My rabbit Tage loved that album. I took him out, had a notebook with me and wrote down how he reacted to different songs. His favourite song, and also mine is ‘Fembot’

15. Silver Moon by Donkeyboy (2012) I first heard ‘City Boy’ in school. I could see the music video over and over again but my favourite song on the album is ‘Darkest Night’

16. American Tragedy by Hollywood Undead (2011) ‘Been To Hell’, ‘Hear Me Now’ and ‘Coming Back Down’ are my favourites from this album. Most days I can only listen to ‘Coming Back Down’ if I listen to ‘New Divide’ by Linkin Park first (they’re placed like that in my playlist)

17. The Killer Angels by Civil War (2013) We always buy a magazine in Sweden called Sweden Rock Magazine and back in 2013, this CD was given for free if you bought the magazine. After five seconds, I was caught in a trance. The singer’s voice is amazing. He is no longer a member in the band though. ‘Rome Is Falling’ is my favourite although ‘Gettysburg’ and ‘I Will Rule The Universe’ (that’s how I named my tumblr) always gives me the chills.

18. Blurryface by Twenty One Pilots (2015) Even though I had heard about Twenty One Pilots before the release of this album, Blurryface opened my eyes, or should I write ears on open wide. My favourite songs is ‘Heavydirtysoul’ and ‘Hometown’

19. Twilight of The Gods by Bathory (1991) I listen to ‘Hammerheart’ on repeat in perhaps 2011/2012. It helped a lot. I find it very hard to listen to Bathory nowadays for reasons unknown to me. And it will be harder now, as my rabbit was named in honor of the singer.

20. The Unforgiving by Within Temptation (2011) ‘Lost’ is in my opinion the best song ever written. It’s so extremely powerful. ‘Stairway To The Skies’, the chorus gives me the chills every time I hear it.

This time I will tag people; feel free to do this if you want to, you don’t have to do it as I did if you don’t want to: @fantajikokoro, @beepppp, @lozzawomble, @youre-my-thoughts-at-3am, @stcktoyourgunsx, @every0ne-dies-alone, @buildyourcastleinthe-sky, @xoblxrryfxce

[ncvcmbcrflush]

《  elle fanning. cisfemale, she/her. control by halsey   》 oh my, there goes ELIZABETH BATHORY. the 23/461 year old VAMPIRE (VARIANT - MEMORY MANIPULATION) is currently working at GORDO’S SWEET FACTORY (MANAGER). they’ve been in salem, ma for TWO YEARS. they are known around town as THE OLEANDER. i have a feeling they ARE aware of what’s going on in town, and they are NEUTRAL. hopefully, because they are known to be LOYAL and CHARMING while also being VINDICTIVE and HEARTLESS, they will survive. i guess only time will tell.

ORIGINS & FAMILY:

Full Name: Elizabeth Nevaeh Báthory

Nickname(s): If you call her anything other then Liz and you aren’t fucking, she’s gonna disembowel you.

Date of Birth: August 7th, 1560

Age: 23/461

Gender + Pronouns: Female, she/her

Place of birth: Nyírbátor, Hungary

Parents: Baron and Baroness George and Anna Balthoy- first cousins and overall not great parents.

Siblings: One older brother

Relationship with family (close? estranged?): None, they’ve all died by now obviously, and she gave up trying to keep track of the family’s bloodline a couple centuries back. 

Pets: none.

PHYSICAL:

Height: 5′ 10″

Build: Slender and willowy

Nationality: Hungarian

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Distinguishing Facial Features: Dark blue eyes, nearly black when she’s not currently drinking from humans. 

Hair Color: platinum blonde, and she’ll swear it’s natural but she can never quite cover those pitch black Hungarian roots!

Usual Hair Style: Everchanging, but always ridiculously intricate and overdressed for the occasion. She’s never been able to move on from the styles of her time and homeland.

Eye Color: Dark blue when on track, carmine when on human blood

Complexion (freckles, acne, skin tone, birth marks, scars): Pale skin, a few very faint freckles, and a silvery scar on her left shoulder from a spunky village girl who didn’t take too kindly to being murdered.

Disabilities (physical or mental, including mental illnesses): Probably a couple undiagnosed

What do they consider their best feature?: Everything!

Worst they’ve ever been injured (what, how did it happen)?: Being turned didn’t feel great, exactly, but she considers being stabbed by that girl the worst, as it was more of a personal offense.

APPEARANCE:

Favorite outfit: Liz is a big fan of twee fashion; skirts, colorful tights, cardigans, headbands and hairbows... sis saw one episode of New Girl and never looked back.

Glasses? Contacts?: neither.

Personal Hygiene: OBSESSED. Daily showers, a 14 step skincare routine- one for morning and one for night of course- Liz makes all of her own skincare products and has a small side business selling them to the less squeamish of the townspeople- ingredients range from rabbit’s blood to human.

Jewelry? Tattoos? Piercings?: Liz would never lower herself by puncturing her flesh or maiming herself.

What does their voice sound like?: Very soft and gentle when trying to get something from someone, or with the children who come into the candy shoppe (she does love children; wonderfully dark little things, really)

Accent?: Vaguely european, but impossible to pin down after centuries of roaming the world.

Unique mannerisms/physical habits: Picks obsessively at her cuticles- they’re always raw and ragged, a visual tell that not all is well in her mind, despite the front she puts up.

Left handed or right?: left handed

Do they work out/exercise?: If Liz was going to resort to sweating to stay young and beautiful she wouldn’t be Liz

BELIEFS & INTELLECT:

Known Languages: Hungarian, Russian, English, French, German, Italian

Zodiac: Leo

Gifts/talents: Liz has the ability to manipulate people’s memories

Religious stance: None. It’s not so much that she doesn’t believe, but that she feels it’s of no consequence to her.

Pet peeves: Denim on denim, people who go nuts because it’s summer, cars

Optimist or pessimist: pessimist

Extrovert or introvert: extrovert

INTIMACY & RELATIONSHPS:

Relationship status: committed relationship with a marshmallow of a man who would collapse at just a hint of the carnage Liz is capable of.

Sexual orientation: Bisexual

Ideal mate/qualities they look for in mate: Someone aesthetically pleasing, able to match her wit.

Ever been in love?: Yes.

What’s their love language?: acts of service

Most important person in their life?: Herself, and her beau is a close second.

VOCATION:

Level of education: Whatever 12 years of 14th century private tutors equals in modern times. All of her modern day skills are self taught. 

Profession: Manager at Gordo’s Sweet Factory

Past occupations: Countess, a 6 year stint as a YouTube beauty guru in the 2010s.

Passions: beauty, skincare

Which is more important – money or doing something they love?:  Money

SECRETS:

Phobias: Fire, old people

Life goals: Not die, stay hot.

Greatest fears: Aging

Most embarrassing thing ever to happen to him/her: Embarrassing things don’t happen to Liz (and she’s gone to great lengths to make sure that there is no one left on the planet who can clearly recall that one New Year’s Eve 90 years ago when Liz got raging drunk and decided she could pull off a buzzcut. She had to hide away in shame for a full year before her hair finally grew to an acceptable length)

Something they’ve never told anyone: tbd.

PREFERENCES:

Hobbies: skincare, cooking, murder

Favorite color: Red

Favorite smell: Cinnamon

Favorite food: Beef stew

Favorite book: Interview With A Vampire

Favorite movie: Legally Blonde

Favorite song: Look What You Made Me Do- taylor swift

Coffee or tea?: coffee

Favorite type of weather: all weather is gross

Most used word or phrase?: *dramatique sighing*

[yuichiroswife]

thanks to @trashlordess

Rule 1: Tag 9 people you would like to know

Rule 2: Bold the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE I am 5’ 7" or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing ( I have my ears pierced. ) I have blonde hair ( I want black. ) I have brown eyes I have short hair ( It depends honestly, I mostly have long. ) My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY I love meeting new people ( I’m just pretty cold at first offline. Otherwise I’m a potato. ) People tell me that I’m funny ( People laugh at my tags all the time. ) Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me ( I’m told I’m like a therapist. ) I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well ( HELLA! ) There is something I would change about my personality ( I’d change a lot honestly. ) ABILITY I can sing well  I can play an instrument  ( The piano. ) I can do over 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well ( I’d say decent. ) I have a good memory ( I freaking remember things from when I was like a year old. ) I’m good at doing math in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling ( Back when I was in school. ) I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch ( Believe it or not, I fight people pretty often where I live. ) HOBBIES I enjoy playing sports I enjoy arts ( Drawing and such is pretty fun for me. ) I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week I have drawn something in the past month ( I drew a picture of Shinya. ) I enjoy writing ( THIS IS MY PASSION AND ONLY TALENT. ) I do or have done martial arts ( Pow pow, Imma fight! )

EXPERIENCES I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting ( Not a TV show but an anime. I actually don’t watch TV. ) I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year ( Sadly yes, because I have so many illnesses that you wouldn’t believe me if I named them all. ) I have beaten a video game in one day ( Lollipop Chainsaw! ) I have visited another country I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts RELATIONSHIPS I’m in a relationship I have a crush on a celebrity I have a crush on someone ( They know who they are too. ) I have never been in a relationship  I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them ( More than once. ) I get crushes easily ( Heck yes. ) I have had a crush on someone for over a year ( I still have that crush and it’s been two years. ) I have been in a relationship for at least a year ( Almost twice but that last one didn’t work out very well. ) I have had feelings for a friend ( Almost always. )

MY LIFE I have at least one person I consider a best friend ( Yes, thank god. ) I live close to my school ( My old school anyway. ) I have at least one sibling ( Bro, I have two. ) I live in the United States ( Where else would I be? This is the only place I’ve ever been. ) There is snow right now where I live I have hung out with a friend in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs ( I have more that fifteen. ) I share my room with someone ( My little sister and her dog Morgan. Sometimes my dog Shelby joins us. )

RANDOM SHIT I have break-danced I know a person named Jamie ( TEDDY WHERE YOU AT?! ) I have dyed my hair ( Red, Auburn, Purple, Bleach Blond, too many freaking times. ) I’m listening to one song on repeat right now ( I almost always do this. ) I have punched someone in the past week ( Shout out to that chick down on Austin who wanted to start a fight with me. ) I know someone who has gone to jail ( Hello almost all of my family. Hello from outside the bars~ That was terrible, please slap me. ) I have broken a bone ( Hello toes on both feet, excluding my big toes. ) I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life

I’m gonna tag: @ichinose-yuki, @tatsu-rose-bathory, @luminosita, @elyon-kurae, @childoflegend, @saigo-no-utahime, @korosukoto, @laneeyatheredroyal

[jubokernova]

Hi everyone!!! Here's a sneak peek into one of my main charectors, Miley. Hope you like her! And thank you @lumosdracarys for tagging me!

What is your full name?

My name is Mikayla Lawliet Speare

What does your name mean?

My name was chosen by my mother and as far as I know, means nothing below face value. A great grandfather was a spearman in Armageddon, I know that much.

What are your nicknames?

Oh, call me Miley. Eternity or no, no one has time to say Mikayla. It's pretentious anyways.

What's your gender?

Female, born and bred.

Whats your sexuality?

I'm not sure...we don't bother ourselves with that where I'm from, it's a pageworldian thing, to experience attraction down a single lane. There is simply too long of us being alive to bother with such narrow pleasures like enjoying only one sex.

Where are you from?

I am from a small town, Bathory, in the outer areas of the Triad Aloto.

How old are you?

That's a difficult question...only around 600, I think. Not nearly as old as some of the others. They like to tease me about it.

Any special talents?

I can turn into a cat! It's pretty cool.

Do you have any kids?

Yes, actually! I have a daughter named Pebble, and two adopted children of my boyfriend's, Kaira and Donny.

What's your aesthetic?

I'm a leather jackets, pigtails, dust masks, not looking back at the explosion, popping bones out of their sockets kinda gal. A dash of red, maybe.

Who's your best friend?

Once I would have said Icarus, but I've read the scripts - I know what happens. So Sapphire Day, Dragon Monarch. She's off her rocker- in a good way. Add the sun blinding off of scales to my aesthetic. Or does that steal her thunder?

Would you ever get a piercing/tattoo?

No...I don't think so. I don't like the idea.

When are you happiest?

You don't often have "happiest" where I come from. It's more of snatched moments of bliss, rarely two moments the same. So I couldn't possibly say. I do love to run, however. Life is also better as a cat.

What's your biggest secret?

Well, I'm an open book. Keeping secrets is a rather cheap and pointless endeavour that harms relationships I cannot bear to lose. But I suppose it's that I still harbour resentment - towards Ju, and towards Icarus - for Zeppelin, for Katerina.

What's the first thing you notice about people?

Honest answer? Their hair, it's what jumps out at you. However what I look for is the amount of emotion in their eyes.

A big thanks to @coffeehousecreations for tagging me in this, I can’t wait for you guys to get to know my main character, Lady Alisoun Bertrand! 

1. What is your full name?

“Alisoun Jade Bertrand”

2. What does your name mean? “I’m not sure that it does mean anything. I’m sure I can find it in a book somewhere…”

3. What are your nicknames/other names?

“I hate being called Lady Bertrand… I prefer Alisoun, or Ali.” 

4. What’s your gender?

“Female.”

5. What’s your sexuality? “That’s a rather private question. Just know this: I don’t like nobility. Lords or ladies.”

6. Where are you from? “The superior provence of Aerrameth: the Northern Wood.” 

7. How old are you? “I’m sixteen years old.” 

8. Any special talents?

“I haven’t told anyone this, but when my temper flares, I can influence fire around me.” 

9. Do you have kids?

“Absolutely not!” 

10. What’s your aesthetic?

“Dark, green forests and campfires. Trousers instead of skirts, and no corsets!”

11. Who’s your best friend?

“My handmaiden, Eliza. I know it’s improper, but she’s been with me through it all.” 

12. Would you ever get a piercing / tattoo?

“Only criminals and traitors have tattoos in Aerrameth… Maybe I’ll get one of my own.”

13. When are you happiest?

“When I’m reading in front of a warm fireplace.” 

14. What’s your biggest secret?

“The god of fire has chosen me to fulfill his prophecy… And I stole books from the palace library on more than one occasion.”

15. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

“How they treat those they know nothing about.” 

I’m tagging @jubokernova, @from-ashes-night-eternal, and @jazzitupstories (as well as anyone else who would like to participate! Let’s see those characters! 

[ellstra]

Ellstra’s One Year of Kylux Fic Rec

Exactly I year ago, I published my first Kylux fanfic, unaware what the year would bring me. I’m still in shock this ship stayed with me so long, that I still have tons of ideas about it and see it in everything. I’m emotional about this. I wanted to celebrate with sharing my love for some of the fics I’ve found and adored during the year. These are those I bookmarked on AO3, which means there is always a chance I read and loved others but forgot to bookmark them and my memory is shitty. I’m sorry. I’d arrange these like I’ve seen other people do, but 90% of them are porn so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Enjoy!

Wools and Silks, Satin and Lace (series) by @nerdherderette 

Words: 7,212 (2 works), Rated E; A Tailor Hux!AU, hot, it will mush your brain into puddle and you’ll be happy about it, tons of names of fabrics and product placement™ which warmed my nerdy heart (you’ll probably learn a word or two as well, I sure did)

The Vanishing: Being an Account of the Apotheosis &c. of James Allan Hux, Esq. (as culled from evidence presented at the inquest surrounding his disappearance) by @favomancer 

Words: 40,787, Rated E; James Allan Hux, Esq, is a veteran of the Great War turned private investigator in London, when a wealthy American widow asks him to search for her missing son. Kylo Ren is the true name of Benjamin Solo - once formerly a scholar at Miskatonic University. He has uncovered his true heritage and now seeks to recover the lost pieces of his patrimony so he can find his way back to a land where his grandmother was a Queen, and where he will be a prince. One searches for the other, who searches for things best left unfound, and neither will recognize the paths taken when they finally meet. This is everything your twisted perverted heart can wish for in a fancy wrapping of Lovecraft’s mythos, 100% worth the read for the writing style alone (if literary porn is a thing, then this is an obligatory read), the sex scene made me cry so there’s that

Crush by @deluxekyluxtrashcan 

Words: 8,766, Rated T; It's been years since Kylo last came home, and knowing he won't be able to take the plunge and actually stay with his parents, he agrees to let Han book him a room at a local hotel. The only problem? Han messes up and Kylo has nowhere to stay - that is until his high school crush Hux, who he hasn't seen in years, offers to let him share his room.Kylo has to navigate the feelings he finds he still has for Hux, the fragile new relationship with his parents, and the realisation that he isn't the only one with a difficult relationship with his parents.  Modern AU in which the boys both have a lot of issues and it’s painful to read it because it frustrates you - if they could just talk to each other aaaaah - but they resolve it in the end and it’s so soothing, very nice. 

the giggle at a funeral by @mistresseast 

Words: 20 591, not rated; Hux and Phasma have been running First Order Investigations since high school, and Dr. Snoke's metaphysical research graduate program seemed like the perfect opportunity to pursue their interests under the protective umbrella of academia. Unfortunately, that meant allowing Snoke's personal project, a taciturn medium named Kylo Ren, to join their team. Hux and Kylo mix like oil and water, or, more accurately, like fire and gasoline, and Hux is convinced that working effectively with Kylo is absolutely impossible. They hate each other, and Hux is content to leave it that way.But then, a case in the sweltering heat of South Carolina begins to change things between them, and Hux finds himself questioning not only Kylo's feelings, but his own as well.  I didn’t know I needed this AU but it seems like I did, Kylo’s mysterious and troubled, Hux is fed up with him but still has Feelings™, Phasma needs a break (or a drink) all in a thrilling chase after a ghost. I was almost late for school because of this. Apparently there will be a sequel which I can’t wait for. 

All The Way To Your Door (WIP) by @kyluxtrashcompactor 

Words: 37 315, Rated E; Six months ago, Hux lied to his father. He said the man in the picture he pulled up on his phone was his fiancé. Hux never anticipated telling his roommate, Ben, that he had been cast as Hux's lover, but when Hux's father dies unexpectedly, he is forced to tell Ben the truth, and ask him to play the role at Brendol Hux's wake.  The essential fake-relationship trope that no rec list can lack. It’s beautifully, gently written, with lovely metaphors and great details, Brendol is not actually the asshole he is in other fics which is refreshing and ads tragedy into the story. Hux’s relatives are fun, Kylo has a lot of issues from the military, lots of feelings.

Ride Or Die by @slutstiels 

Words: 8 796, Rated E; Phasma had asked him to do her a favor: stay behind and let Rey’s cousin know that Phasma was taking her on a movie date and would be bringing her home in a couple of hours. Hux hadn’t been able to say no. He is a gentleman after all. It helps, of course, that Rey’s cousin is fucking stacked. Six feet, two inches of broad shoulders and hard muscles covered up under layers of black leather, face always hidden by a black riding helmet. The first time Hux saw him it was like every porn, every wet dream, every fantasy he’d ever had come to real life. I’ll never admit reading this, a buddy of mine told me this fic was very filthy and very hot and had the worst case of slutty virgin Hux and Kylo with cheesy tattoos all over his body. This buddy of mine highly encourages you to read this fic but my chaste self would never be seen clicking that link.

Vivisect (WIP) by @firstordershitposting and @first-disorder 

Words: 56 690, Rated E; Lord Armitage Bathory Hux, pretending to mourn his late father, enjoys free reign over his castle and the villages it commands. Specifically, his tastes stray towards murder, torment, and sadism. To him, sensitive and devotedly religious Lord Benjamin Organa is but an entertaining new plaything. But Ben’s inner conflict only increases as he is torn between his cherished Catholic moral creed and his terrible attraction to Lord Armitage—as well as his own compulsion to kill.  Proceed with care with this one because it’s seriously fucked up but I promise that if you don’t have problems with any of the things you get warned about (there’s a list. it’s long) you won’t regret it. The dynamics between the pair of them if seriously twisted but so much fun.

Campfire (Baking Chocolate) by @piratical-princess

Words: 11 044, Rated E; Kylo convinces Hux to go on a camping trip. He attempts to melt the General's ice with good food and spooky storytelling, but it's harder than it seems when both of them are so good at hiding.  Everything you could possibly want from the pair of them going camping (canon-compliant). It’s all incredibly sweet and Kylo is a darling while Hux has Issues™. They share a tent (look at the rating if you’re not sure what happens next.) 

Oh, when you love it by @longstoryshortikilledhim 

Words: 7 676, Rated M; The Skywalker family seems fucked up beyond repair. They still try their best.  Modern AU of a troubled family that somehow works despite all odds. It’s poetic and will leave you feel serene. Intermingled with poetry which fits better than I’ve ever seen poetry fit. 

Stay by @42dicks 

Words: 1 815, Rated T; Two drunk teens grasp at comfort. High school AU, there are some emotions involved I can’t properly describe without quoting the whole thing so go read it.

The Fruits of Autumn by Gigi_Sinclair (couldn’t find you on tumblr sorry)

Words: 8 048, Rated M; "Everyone says college is supposed to be the best time of your life. If that's true,Matt thinks, yanking open the door to the coffee shop, then I might as well kill myself now." Yes, this is mostly Techienician but there’s Kylux too in the best way, there’s a coffee shop involved, Kylo recites poetry and Hux has his famous speech (although probably not in the way you’d expect.)

Ghosts of Your Past (never go away) by @evilblubber 

Words: 2300, Rated M; “So,” says Brendol, carefully, "So your dead father, who isn’t actually Force-sensitive, somehow came back as a Force ghost, and caught us having sex?” Kylo scowls. “I’m not crazy."Han Solo defies all logic and comes back to haunt his son, who really wants to stab something. Hux is confused. Phasma is still amused. Or, Ren really needs to stop stabbing people. Emperor Hux, Han has a cameo, truly inspiring and hilarious. There’s also a podfic by @kesskay which makes it 100% better, you won’t be able not to laugh.

To the Pure by @kdazrael 

Words: 27 929, Rated E; Dear sir or madam, I am General Hux of the Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Finalizer. I was recently strong-armed by a colleague into joining an order of mystic knight-warriors and now they want me take part in their team-building orgies. Please advise. The Knights of Ren are in this one and they’re adorable. Hux gets coerced to join the gang’s bonding exercises (against his will of course, mind you.) It’s beautiful. Worth a read for the knights alone (although the sex is great too so what are you waiting for?) There is a podfic by @kesskay too which you should check out as well.

Divided Desire by @kdazrael 

Words: 16 891, Rated E; Hux felt himself go pale, his muscles pulling tight and scalp prickling. “Why would I give a damn about what some foul alien has between its legs?"  This fic intends to be unashamedly filthy and is doing a very good job. Back from the days when Hux’s xenophilia was a number one topic in the fandom, this is a must-read. You’ll question your sanity if you read this but you’ll still be unable to put it down.

Screaming Colour by @solohux 

Words: 37 572, Rated M; For as long as Hux can remember, he's been able to see everything in brilliant, vivid colour. His mother tells him that it means that he's got a soulmate somewhere in the galaxy who's waiting for him and little Hux is excited to think that his soulmate can see things in the amazing colours that he can. But one day, the colour begins to drain from Hux's world. (Soulmate AU where you see everything in perfect colour until your soulmate dies)  Amazing concept with truly intriguing execution and lots of baby!Hux angst because who doesn’t love that. Hux’s mother is very lovely in this fic, although a tragic character. Also there’s lots of Kylo angst. But a lot of fluff too. So it’s a win-win basically.

Take the Dive (WIP) by @jinxedambitions  

Words: 52 775, Rated E; Hux is the top diver in the world coming back for his third Olympic Games. However, this time he's bringing more baggage than just his equipment. His former partner, Ben Solo, is also competing with his new partner, and Hux's greatest rival, Poe Dameron.Hux needs to prove he's still the best in the world, but more than that he wants to prove to himself that he can move past Ben. However, Ben seems dead set on reminding him about the past at every turn. A fierce rivalry, bitter exes, one big temper, some tiny swim suits, and a medal on the line...  Okay so who hasn’t watched diving during the Olympics and wished this fic existed, right? Well it does, and it’s even better than you’d expect. There’s angry sex, there’s jealousy, there’s Feelings™, there’s Poe who puts up with way too much, there’s tragic backstory and there’s Snoke who is an asshole. It’s a perfect mix.

Doctor’s Orders (WIP) by @jinxedambitions

Words: 117 205, Rated E; Hux may have too much on his plate. He's a successful surgeon. He runs the volunteer clinic his late mother started from the ground up. His father is constantly scrutinizing his work even though Hux is more successful than he ever was. His clinic is constantly under attacks whether by politicians with an agenda or fanatics looking to shut him down. It seems like everyone wants a piece of him. The last thing he needs is Kylo Ren constantly taking up space in his waiting room for every imagined illness he can come up with. Hux isn't sure if he hasn't been loved enough or he's got one hell of a doctor kink, and he doesn't particularly care to find out. However, Ren might just be the answer to some of Hux's biggest headaches. The question is whether Ren is more trouble than he's worth. The answer is most certainly yes, but against his better judgment Hux lets him keep coming back. Hux is a doctor in this one which is the best thing in the world and I love it (Hux using his fierce intelligence and dedication to healing people instead of killing them? Sign me up!) Leia is a badass in this one, Rey is very sweet and Phasma is just amazing. Kylo and Hux have a lot of issues of course but I hope they’ll solve them. Snoke is extra awful in this one.

None of Your Business by @samzillastomps 

Words: 20 316, Rated E; Hux is keeping his head above the water with his slightly pretentious bookstore, but just barely. When the next door neighbor (a young business owner who hasn't impressed Hux in the least) meanders over with a magical proposition for them both, Hux is in no position to deny him. A compromise to save his bookstore from bankruptcy may be just what Hux needs to feel at peace again-- and just what his neighbor was hoping for to get his foot in the bookstore door. Modern AU, very sensitive story which will warm you up like a cup of cocoa. There are old, precious books involved and it’s great, Hux is beautifully broken and so afraid of falling in love but he does anyway. 

Waste Isolation by @yeats-infection 

Words: 24 067, Rated E; Saltlands, Disputed Territory; 9421 CE. As sheriff of the Templum Flats, Hux prides himself on his irrepressible conniving - especially in dealing with the cultish Order and its feral lich mercenary, Ren. A dystopian AU with such a perfect setting that is apparently based on reality written so beautifully you’ll want to tear your own heart out of your body and eat it. The prose is magnificent, amazing because it’s just brushing the surface and lets you make connections on your own (also new words. yay!) The relationship between the pair of them is just brilliant, everything about this story is brilliant. 

Be a Body by @cracktheglasses 

Words: 5 114, Rated E; General Hux likes spending his shore leave somewhere anonymous, convenient and blessedly free of Kylo Ren. Somewhere full of men with big hands, and preferably with a good bathroom to do Mon Gazza spice in. Okay so obviously Hux’s leave is not as Kylo Ren free as he hoped and he still loves it, mostly because he has no idea what’s going on. Also Hux takes drugs so there’s that. It’s filthy and it’s gorgeous.

Cornflakes and Other Lists by @starkilleraflame 

Words: 35 969, Rated G; “Ben, what are you doing?” asked Rey. In answer, Ben just pointed to the window and said, “People.” “Yes, Ben, those exist.” “I know that, but they’re moving in. Who’s letting them move into the crazy neighborhood?” “Ben, we’re the crazy house. No one else is crazy. Just you.” “I’m not crazy, Rey. I was just kidnapped and brainwashed by an abusive militant cult leader. There’s a difference."  Modern AU, Ben is kidnapped and brainwashed by Snoke, the Knights of Ren are a bunch of teenagers with serious mental health issues and they’re great, Hux is the kid that moves in to the house beside Ben’s and for some reason doesn’t go to school either which works just fine for Ben. And boy, does this work. It’s beautiful and poetic but at the same time very real. Ben is so precious in this one.

Eleison by @saltandimes 

Words: 4 104, Rated E; When Kylo leaves on a mission, Hux begins to fall apart. Because he needs Kylo, and there's nothing else Kylo has ever wanted. Hux is so dependent on Kylo that he’s barely able to breathe on his own, which shouldn’t be a good thing but from some reason it is, most likely because of the amazing delivery of the idea.

Ace of Spades (WIP) by @bettydays 

Words: 57 362, Rated M; “Sometimes,” Ben says, “it feels like everything’s connected. Like with strings. And if I could just see the strings, I could pull them. I could make things do what I wanted.” “Are people connected too?” Hux asks. “Uh huh. But some strings between people are shorter than others. Like ours. I bet ours is the shortest string you can have.” Modern AU which follows the pair of them from early childhood as they become friends to very troubled teen years (and I hope a happy ending.) It feels very real, it’s well written without being cliche. Bonus points for Padmé.

Behind Schedule by @limit-breaker  

Words: 12 115, Rated E; Hux tries to micromanage their sex life, but even with exacting details it doesn't always go according to plan... Hux is afraid of catching feelings but somehow forgets to get vaccinated. Kylo is uncharacteristically patient. Lots of brilliant character development.

Control and Shush by @percjgraves 

Words: 2 484 and 2 437, Rated E; Hux knows perfectly well what he wants. A familiar pressure, a firm hold, the thrill of the struggle. Kylo Ren’s gloved hand around his neck. and “That all you can do?” Hux says, insolent to the last, and Kylo sits up, cups Hux’s jaw with something like tenderness as he leans to whisper in his ear.“Shut up,” he says, slowly. “Or I’ll gag you.” I put these two together because they are loosely tied together. Very intriguing dynamics and well, the living embodiment of my sub!hux headcanons so no real explanation here, just accept that it’s amazing.

Good Neighbours (series) by @thewightknight 

Words: 4 083 (2 works), Rated T; Hux rents the house on the sleepy cul-de-sac because the price is right, knowing the noise from the firestation across the street won't bother him. The firefighters, on the other hand? Consider him bothered. What a lovely setting, Hux is unapologetically stalking the firefighters and they know. It’s not a porn actually, even though I made it sound that way. It’s actually very sweet and leads to an awkward meeting.

Lygerastia by @sithofren 

Words: 2 331, Rated E; The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out. Very sweet, very emotional porn. The best kind of porn there is. 

Academy Style by @eralkfang 

Words: 13 921, Rated E; “It’s not a question of desire, it’s a question of logistics.”  Kylo’s dick is huge and Hux is scared, though still determined to take the challenge. A truly magnificent classic Kylux™ with repressed emotions.

Ravines (series) by @badspacebabies

Words: 11 825 (2 works), Rated E A highschool AU, very poetic, immersing prose that will leave you grinning through your tears. It feels like you’re sitting on the curb with them as they share a cigarette. 

Our Fragile Co-commandership by @nightsofllyn 

Words: 13 128, Rated E; Kylo Ren and General Hux discuss the weather on Starkiller Base. This is a tricky fic to describe, since each of the chapters is a little different. It starts off playful and with the well-known rivalry we all love for this ship. Continues through sex dreams that somehow manage to seem like high arts. Finishes satisfying, although a little alarming. Overall a very pleasant read. The imagery in chapter 2 is spot on.

Life Sentence, No Cellmate by @hollyhark 

Words: 30 119, Rated E; Hux follows orders and loses his way. I don’t have to present CWU to anyone in the fandom, do I? I’m the only one who hasn’t read the whole thing yet (it’s intimidatingly long and I’ve been super busy but I intent to fix it soon.) I liked their first kiss in this story. So poetic, so emotional.

Imperial Majesty Hux (series) by @pkabyssian 

Words: 14 883 (2 works), Rated E As the title suggests, an Emperor Hux verse, where they defeat Snoke because Hux is fed up with him, and they have great sex in between.

rise, higher still, endless thrill by @lupevensies 

Words: 4387, Rated M; Then they had won, and what remained of the Republic soldiers scattered away in a disorderly fashion. Ren stood there, surrounded by maimed corpses and splattered blood, absurdly red against the snow. Hux wanted to peel off his clothes and wash all the blood and dirt off his body, slowly, reverently, until it was impossible to tell those long limbs had ever known the filthy mess of battle. He wanted to beat him to a pulp and drag him into the mud and see if he’d still look like an avenging angel then.  Ruthlessly brilliant MCD, one of the first Kylux fics I’ve read so I’m a little sentimental about this one. Every words is where it belongs and the ending will fuck you up (it will be good though.)

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OOC week: media & entertainment

Favourite band(s): as of right now, i’m really goddamn into the 1975!!! but i would be Remiss if i didn’t include one direction here because they literally owned me for like 4 years, and they still kind of Do own me rip. i also really like bastille, troye sivan, carley rae jepsen, and little mix.

Favourite song(s): at the moment, my favorite song is ‘caroline’ by animé or ‘perm’ by bruno mars.

Favourite book(s): i will be honest, i have not been the best about keeping up with reading since high school or college, like my attention span is really nonexistent so reading is Hard, but!! some of my all time favorites are the secret history by donna tartt, the song of achilles by madeline miller, and 1984 by george orwell.

Favourite quote: “Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.” -margaret atwood. this quote literally fucks me up every time i read it.

Favourite movie(s): here we are…..here it is……so, my favorite director in the entire world is david fincher, and i have loved almost all of the movies he’s made except for the ones that he himself does not love (he shits on alien 3 and the game so often i feel like nobody ever needs to criticize him for making them bc he doe it himself). but my favorite fincher movie without a doubt is the girl with the dragon tattoo, with the social network coming in at a close second and fight club and gone girl consistently duking it out for third place. honestly, my favorite movies are literally just david fincher’s filmography. other movies i’ve enjoyed, for various reasons are: lion (2016), nerve (2016), y tu mama tambien (2001), skyfall (2012), the incredibles (2004), wet hot american summer (2001), rush (2013), blackfish (2013), magic mike: xxl (2015), alien (1979), the hunt (2012), weekend (2011), mr. and mrs. smith (2005), x-men: first class (2011), shame (2011), brokeback mountain (2005), and the riot club (2014)

Favourite tv shows: oh……lord okay, lost is my favorite goddamn TV show of all time, and i will never love anything the way i love lost. just need to put that out there as a disclaimer. but others are: queer as folk, buffy the vampire slayer, grey’s anatomy, sense8, unreal, black mirror, torchwood, house of cards, skins, hannibal, scandal.

Are you active in any fandoms right now? not really. everything i care about is either dead or irrelevant at this point, and i’m honestly very okay with the fact that i’m not in a fandom and can just sit in a corner and watch all of the fandom drama from the periphery.

What fandoms were you active in? my first ever fandom on tumblr was queer as folk, and it was so chill bc the show’s been Dead for years so there was literally nothing to fight about, bless. except for how some people??? like michael??? Gross. but anyways, i moved onto supernatural, doctor who, and sherlock (rip) and was there for a Good Long While, but i matured out of it honestly and moved onto game of thrones, where i stayed until louis tomlinson and harry styles walked into my life and everything i touched turned into one direction.

What tv shows or movies did you watch as a child that were fundamental to how you grew up? i think desperate housewives was the first show i ever binge watched??? so that led to like??? my entire fascination with TV, and it also led me to queer as folk which was basically the biggest help i could have ever had in figuring out that i was a Big Gay Baby. but also buffy was soooo influential because it was not only a fun genre piece that gave me my fantasy/sci-fi fix, it was also just like?? these bad ass women doing bad ass things. and also it was the first of many Gay Taras that would come to television :’)

What’s one thing you collect(ed): the brand of tea my mom drinks always used to come with these little ceramic figurines and i thought they were so fucking cute, and i have them all lined up on my chest of drawers back home in massachusetts??? they’re so silly, like they change depending on the month you bought the tea during so some of them are pumpkins for october or little cupids for february or snowmen for january. they’re so goddamn adorable.

Spotify or youtube? spotify 100%!!!!!!

Netflix or those sweet, sweet illegal downloads? netflix 100%!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever been to a concert? If so, whose? my first concert was when i was twelve, and i saw three days grace, breaking benjamin, and seether all at the same time. can u say Emo Extravaganza. but since then, i’ve seen one direction four times, troye sivan twice, halsey, green day, marina and the diamonds, and bastille! i’m also going to an ariana grande concert in march solely bc i want to see little mix, and they’re opening for her soooo :’)

OTP: listen……it is so RARE for me to ship the main pairing of a show especially when it is a STRAIGHT pairing, so the fact that i love jack and kate from lost as much as i do is a wild goddamn ride. but also brian and justin from queer as folk are…end all be all of OTPs….and more Recently, fitz and olivia from scandal literally own me. also shout out to the OG gays, achilles and patroclus.

NOTP: sorry but don’t even try 2 take 2 me about april and jackson or cristina and owen from grey’s cristina deserves to be w jackson bc he’s just as pretty as her and that one time they made out killed me, april needs to stop talking, and owen is an ass. also richard and catherine are no good because catherine could be a fun character but she isn’t. she’s just horrible.

Currently watching: i’m actually not watching any TV right now?? i’m in a slump rip. but i’m waiting for grey’s and scandal to come back in like 2 weeks and looking for something else to watch.

Currently reading: a biography of elizabeth bathory because i really really love her and am going to be writing a script about her this semester, and also crush by richard siken.

Currently listening to: 24k magic, bruno mars’ new album, i am so into it!!!!!!

If you could make everyone read one book (or script), which would it be? i added the script part bc tbh if i could make aaron sorkin’s the social network required reading for every human being on this planet, i think……i think i would be able to die happy. but book wise, i definitely want to say gone girl by gillian flynn. i haven’t finished the whole thing, but i know enough to know that everyone Should read it.

[junco-partner]

all 100 of those you asshole

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The meaning behind my url: It’s one of my favorite Clash songs. A picture of me: On mobile lol. How many tattoos i have and what they are: Just one on my forearm that I got in Amsterdam recently. It says ‘Stärke’ in Budapest font. Last time i cried and why: When I sang through Let It Be the other day. Fuck off. Piercings i have: 0. Favorite band: Queen. Biggest turn offs: Idiocy, dishonesty, southern accents, backwards hats. Top 5 (insert subject): Bands who aren’t Queen (though it shifts eternal): Sonic Youth, Bathory, The Who, Mothers of Invention, Motörhead. Tattoos i want: Not sure. Maybe some more German shit. We’ll see. Biggest turn ons: Honesty, openness, brown/black/red hair, pale skin, good music taste, affection. Age: 21 going on 22. Ideas of a perfect date: One that’s fulfilling. Life goal: Happiness. Piercings i want: 0. Relationship status: Single. Favorite movie: Seven Samurai. A fact about my life: I associate my birth with the beginning of the decline of good things. Phobia: Claustrophobia. Middle name: W******d. Height: 6'0. Are you a virgin? Nah. What’s your shoe size? 12.What’s your sexual orientation? Phoebe Cates. Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? No, sometimes, no. Someone you miss: Bunno. What’s one thing you regret? Taking things for granted. First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: Anya Taylor-Joy comes the closest. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate. One insecurity: My appearance in general. What my last text message says: Not bad. With some friends, gonna see the ASO in Railroad Park.Have you ever taken a picture naked? Possibly. Have you ever painted your room? Yes. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yep. Have you ever slept naked? I can’t. Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? No. Have you ever had a crush? Nope, never. Have you ever been dumped? Yep. Have you ever stole money from a friend? No. Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? No. Have you ever been in a fist fight? Probably. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Nah. I sneaked people into my parents’ house long ago though lol. Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? No shit. Have you ever been arrested? No. Have you ever made out with a stranger? Nah. Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? WhatHave you ever left your house without telling your parents? Yep. Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? My middle school crush from like 10 years ago just moved in downstairs recently, if that counts. Though I haven’t had a crush on her in years so I suppose not. This answer is pointless. Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? #college. Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yep #tour. Have you ever seen someone die? No. Have you ever been on a plane? Yep. Have you ever kissed a picture? Yes. Have you ever slept in until 3? Probably. Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? Yes I am have miss someone very much of and right now. Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Sure. Have you ever made a snow angel? No. Have you ever played dress up? I’ve acted. Have you ever cheated while playing a game? I was the cheat code master as a kid. Have you ever been lonely? Currently. Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? Quite. Have you ever been to a club? My friends roped me into going to one in London. It was fucking horrible. Have you ever felt an earthquake? No. Have you ever touched a snake? Yes. Have you ever ran a red light? I think. Have you ever been suspended from school? Nah. Have you ever had detention? Nope. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes. Have you ever hated the way you look? All the time. Have you ever witnessed a crime? I witness reality every day. Have you ever pole danced? Uh. Have you ever been lost? Currently. Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? Yep. Have you ever felt like dying? Lol. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? No. Have you ever sang karaoke? No. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes. Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No. Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? Nah. Have you ever kissed in the rain? Yep. Have you ever sang in the shower? Yep. Have you ever made out in a park? Yep. Have you ever dream that you married someone? Probably. Have you ever glued your hand to something? No. Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? What the fuck. Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? Doesn’t everyone?Have you ever been a cheerleader? I sat and made fun of them for 4 years. Have you ever sat on a roof top? Yes. Have you ever brush your teeth? WhyHave you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? I watch every movie alone because people don’t like hanging out with me lol. Have you ever played chicken? Yes. Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? I think. Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Not by people I know, let alone strangers. Have you ever broken a bone? No. Have you ever been easily amused? What are some of theseHave you ever laughed so hard you cried? Yes. Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? No. Have you ever cheated on a test? Lol. Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? Sure. Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? Yes. Meh. Have you ever give us one thing about you that no one knows. To be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.