#my first car was a Crappy Red Austen Metro
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cycas · 1 month ago
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HOW are those shitty cars. Young enough to not be rustbuckets, old enough to be mechanical rather than software-driven. Affordable! Reliable! Careful manufacturers, careful owners! With stereos and aircon!
If your bumper sticker says 'my other car is a 1985 Austen Metro in Crappy Red, it only has MW radio because FM was an option' THEN you have a shitty car.
debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"
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