#my favorite yo-yo rider is going to the olympics

[etapereine]

+ bonus:

[empty-dream]

Me Watching Fate/Apocrypha ep 21

History of humanity is a history of war we have an entire edgy series about it.

The very same series also tells about someone who tries to bring salvation for humanity and look how wrong he went.

It’s mandatory for Type-Moon heroes to stand alone on bloody battlefield with mangled corpse.

Chiron: “That’s arrogant.” Achilles: “So are you and your wish.” Chiron: “Welp, yeah.”

Sometimes I forget Achilles is a rider and not a lancer.

His calling ‘Sensei’ sounds so sincere I can’t

Astolfo vs the bloody laser boom sound effect

“FINALLY I CAN SPEAK MY GREETING WITHOUT GETTING HIT FIRST” -Astolfo

Wow that’s pretty rad laser gun you have Semiramis- Wait, isn’t that a fidget spinner?

“Dodge this.” -Semiramis

“Destroy this” -Astolfo

…… Um, I ain’t holy but why do you have to say “kimochi’ like it’s out of ecchi game

When magecraft fails, call your local sun god.

KARNA’S SMILING HOLY SHIT MY HEART

HE’S PRAISING ASTOLFO HOLY SHIT I CAN’T HE’S SO NOBLE AND BEAUTIFUL

Like, he is, well, fucking Karna, and Astolfo without his magical items is pretty subpar, but he praises him and oh my God you are just the real mvp Karna

And then they go playing tag for the rest of the night.

Yo people you haven’t forgotten that Mordred and Kairi are still alive and kicking and ready to take the grail home

DRIVE WILD MORDRED!

No wait Mordred actually don’t if Kairi dies you die too

Sieg: “He’s obsessed with Siegfried. So I’ll transform into Siegfried and act as decoy.” Jeanne somewhere on the sky: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SIEG

Karna: “Siegfried?" Sieg!Fried: “Who the hell is Siegfried?” Karna: :(

Damn I know Sieg is not here for enjoying a battle to death but Karna literally has no goal aside from protecting his master and meeting Siegfried once again

They make it look like Astolfo is going on suicide attack and it makes my heart skip a beat even tho I know the ending

HAHAHA EVEN SEMIRAMIS THINKS ASTOLFO IS A GIRL

Ain’t no entrance like ramming your jet to your enemy’s face

I miss Mordred’s trash talk

HAHA Chiron’s running is so stupid-looking what even is the purpose of this animation

“My spear’s true power isn’t to stab people. It’s to make a MMA tournament.” -Achilles

I always love Achilles addressing Chiron with ‘Sensei’ it’s just so very him.

“Wasn’t I always the one who kicked your ass in pankration?” I know Chiron probably doesn’t mean to diss him but I’m still laughing

Let’s have a fair fight- ONE PUUUUUUUUUNCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody’s Kungfu Pankration fighting!

Wow this bare-handed fight scene is actually good like I actually have an idea of their movement

I can’t with these student-teacher talks between their fight I have too much feels

I didn’t exaggerate when I said this is ancient olympic reenactment at 5000 ft above sea level.

See, that’s why nobody wears a long ass scarf in a bare-handed fight Achilles, it will only make you a punching bag

I TOLD YOU I HAVE TOO MUCH FEELS DAMMNIT

“I’ll show you, why I am called One Punch Rider!” -Achilles, punching through Chiron’s torso

100% sure Makoto Furukawa is hired to voice Achilles solely because of this scene

TOO. MUCH. FEELSSSS.

Achilles winning a brutal pankration duel against his teacher and still standing up like a nervous timid student is my new favorite thing

Chiron: “You have defeated me. Now what’s next?” Achilles: “Defeat everyone else and survive.” Chiron: “Really?” Achilles: “Jk I don’t know I didn’t think I’d get this far”

Chiron: “Can u lend one of your noble phantasm to my faction?” Achilles: “U fucking kidding me?” Chiron: “Pretty please with cherry on top?” Achilles: “Ugh okay okay!”

I still think Chiron is a damn skilled wordsmith.

“Well, it’s kinda an asshole move but it’s pretty convenient to use so, yeah.” -Chiron, on Antares Snipe.

His last words are to pray for Fiore and Caules to live brightly like the stars that’s so beautiful

His name was Chiron and he died a great servant plus a great teacher

“Sensei that was unfair as fuck.” -Achilles, just like every pupil on their teacher

Atalanta: “RULLLERRRRRRRRR!!!!!” Achilles: “Crap she gets worse.”

Saori Hayami is just the best

Atalanta: “Jack the ripper weren’t murderers!” Jeanne: “Bitch tell that to the people they have tortured and killed.”

Jeanne’s acceptance on being called a ‘child murderer’ by Atalanta is practically a big “Sigh, whatever."

Jeanne: “Yeah I’m bad for exorcising those killer kids. Whatcha gonna do bout it?” Atalanta: “Discard my heroic side and become insane monster to kill you.” Jeanne: “That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard."

And here is Atalanta, Fate/Apocrypha poster girl of “You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.”

Achilles: “I have business with you. Rider to Rider.” Astolfo: “Sounds shady. I’m in."

NEXT: If it’s not about the ultimate reason why I watch this show in the first place then I’ll eat my shoe