#my favorite toxic couple LMAOOO😭

[lazerinth]

🌿 💛 Nil (cat person) belongs to @devilcat210 💛 🌿

[brookiidookiii]

what are your favorite and least favorite ships? 👀

Oh boy do I have a lot of opinions

- tbh I like a lot of Jo ships. Jock joeather jomaria,, ngl lately I’ve been in a joeather mood. Her x any girl is always a classic. The only guy I can ship her with is brick really 😭 I think they have really good chemistry. And I am a sucker for rivalries + it’s been a childhood OTP. I low key thought they were gonna end up together when I first watched s4.

Now I could write essays on joeather forever. Their rivalry could’ve been something great but the writers were awful. I think Jo should kiss her enemies

- yeah sorry I’m a duncney enjoyer and I do not care how toxic they were. Adds flavor. Heathney is excellent too. Courtney just needs someone who will enable her bad behavior (also sorry I prefer heathney over gwourtney). The TikTok fandom is really annoying about duncney tho because I’ll see videos about how “why does no one ever talk about how toxic duncney is :(“ while all the tumblr fandom does is talk about how they can make them worse lmaooo

- samkota is my favorite canon couple

- MKulia duhhhh I’ve been a shipper since I watched the reboot, which I started watching probably a month before s2 got released. Toxic yuri

- Chemma in the sense that it’s ironic and I can just make memes about them I don’t actually like them

- gwoey ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

- Trent x Lindsay is a secret rarepair of mine. They can be cute

- SKYELLLAA as much as I love toxic yuri I love wholesome stuff too. I think they are neat

- sanders x MacArthur. Idek how to explain what kind of relationship they’d have but I think they are both butch lesbians. MacArthur you are my lord and savior

Okay least favorites let’s go. Also heads up I don’t really care for any of the m/m ships 😭 mostly because I don’t care for many of the male characters lol

- zoke. They didn’t even do anything wrong like I LIKE them but they’re just so boring and unentertaining that what’s even the point yk. And when Zoey got superpowers after Mike left. Stop. Secondhand embarrassment. Like in s4 they were obnoxious at best but in all stars that made me truly pray on their downfall. I like fanon zoke.

In my mind they had a sweet romance that lasted a few years until they got a bigger divorce and left on good terms

- any and all Noah ships sorryyyy he’s overrated and I don’t like Noah at all. I don’t get the hype around alenoah it’s not that good. Everytime someone calls MKulia yuri alenoah an evil politician gets another year added to their life. I don’t like you. Like I get why people like noco. Just pure fluff, which isn’t for me, and they did have that ear kiss which was something, but I still hate it

I saw someone say alenoah was basically just aleheather without heather and yeah. Everytime I see someone list out the reasons Alejandro would be into Noah it’s just the same reasons Alejandro’s into heather.

Also MKulia is more like joeather anyway but whateva,,

- I don’t even make that many sexuality headcanons bc I guess I just don’t think about it but I can tell you who’s straight. Damien is straight. He is the most heterosexual person the series has ever made. I don’t think he should be shipped to with men. Also Wayne is straight

- sugella because as much as I love toxic yuri, that doesn’t even sound like fun toxicity just misery. It’s not for me 😭 I still stan sugar tho

- ripaxel. I tried to like it SORRRYYYY ripper is annoying and he needs the death penalty. Everytime they’re compared to jock I lose a year off my life. Ripaxel is what jock haters think jock shippers like. You are all wrong.

Axel is my queen and lord and savior. It’s okay babygirl we can ride off into the sunset together

- prileb. Why did it exist. I hate this. But seeing priya in love was pretty cute I gotta admit

- gwuncan. Self explanatory

- Scottney cause wtf 😭😭😭 once again I like them in the sense that I can make memes about it but bro SCOTT???? Courtney you can do better than that thing. Scott has skidmarks

- fanon brott 💀💀💀 I don’t like fanon brick in general. Y’all do him dirty. Ong Scott would not let brick use him as his Barbie doll for clothes. Scott would make fun of brick for liking fashion. Do you know nothing about Scott? Saw someone once say that they would watch legally blonde together HELL NO.

Also I really really hate that when I go out looking for jomaria fanfics, they’re only ever tagged as side couples in brott fics. Are you kidding me.

- bro the malejandro fanfics 😭 who is writing these things. Some of those titles make me lose it. I think we all should stop acknowledging mal and all stars existences

- gwody. Once again that big ass chin motherfucker doesn’t deserve Gwen.

- Jo x any other guy. Sorry. She doesn’t deserve any of those fuckers. Jock is the exception because at least he’d treat her right but even then he’s just a guy

- I don’t like Scott x anyone in general. Even Dott I’m hesitant because it would never work out and that’s what makes it soooo fun to explore because in the end she always ends up killing him

bruh most of these yaoi ships piss me off idk I don’t get the appeal for any of them. But I draw whatever people ask from me idrc it’s not a big deal LOLLL

Also this fandom is so goddamn cringe for calling straight couples yuri/yaoi. YOU LOOK EMBARRASSING OKAY

There’s a lot more couples I dislike than like tbh. I don’t think this fandom or its opinions sorry guys

[icanseethefuture333]

Hey!! My crush is a pisces sun, taurus rising, sag moon, aries mercury and venus and a scorpio mars. How do I approach her? I'm so lost 🫠🫠

Ooo that's a really good question anon! Thank you for trusting in me and asking for my opinion lol. I think judging by your crush's placements I can tell for sure that she's a strong willed woman yet the Pisces adds some softness to her character. So I believe to show that you like her, you overall need to take action but also be sweet and affectionate. Ask her questions like "oh what do you need?", "what would be your ideal date?", "do you need any help later?", etc. For example, if she said she was wanting some coffee or whatever, and you went and bought her favorite drink - I feel that she would appreciate that a lot! People I know with dominant Aries placements overall really like people that take action and if they don't follow their word, they immediately dislike them (they're also short tempered and with a Scorpio Mars too, they don't play 💀 since Scorpio and Aries being from the same planet and all). Another thing is don't be tooooo available or be super clingy towards her. People with fire sign placements like to chase when they like someone. Also since she's a Pisces she could like to daydream and fantasize about their partners. I have a Pisces mars and whenever I have a crush on someone I just always have like this idea in my head of all the different dates we could have or think about how we would be as a couple (dare I say Pisces people can be... kind of delulu 😭?). Also not to be toxic or try intentionally hurt someone but maybe getting her a little bit jealous could help your chances 😂? Since Scorpio placements tend to be passionate and kind of possessive. Like I said before being a bit detached could have her interested and be like "oh but the way they were being so nice to me how come they haven't hung out with me lately?🤔". So let's say that situation happens and she's like "I haven't seen you in a while would you like to go get lunch". You would respond casually and be like "Thanks but I have plans with my friend. We're actually gonna go see a movie". IF I HAD SOMEONE DO THAT TO ME .... I'd be like "oh so they're cheating on me 😒"??? 😭😭😭 "Why aren't they as obsessed with me as they usually are 🤨🤔" LMAOOO. Just don't make her too jealous because that would be hurting her feelings and we don't want that. The point I'm trying to make is you just have to see if she puts in as much effort that you do and if she doesn't then that's OK but I also think whenever you guys are close and you feel comfortable you could also just tell her and ask her out :)!! I hope my advice made sense, I know some people are gonna read this and be like "boi wth boi"- I'm literally just going off by the placements you said she has sksndmsms 💀

[lunarheslwt]

Hello it is I your secret holiday buddy 😌. I did get rest !I spent some time with my dogs and then watched shitty TV shows lmao . How about you <3

Oh I'm glad you're finding more time to write this year ! Thanks for sharing your journey:D . Personally I'm trying to juggle between exams and writing and it's....not going well lmao because I've got an important exam this month hopefully I'll get more time next year ! Wait tell me your larrie origin story 👀. I love listening to larrie origin stories I'm nosy 💀

I have a lot of pet peeves but like the biggest ones are people who specifically point out your imperfections in terms of EVERYTHING , you know what I mean ? And another one ( which has developed very recently) people who're annoying about slow burn books. I've seen sooooo many people on tiktok or whatever be like oh nothing happens in the book for a long time ,they dont even kiss on page 1.5 like in other toxic booktok books I've read ( although I'll admit a lot of the booktok books ARE good but the other ones.....yeah ). That's 👏the 👏fucking 👏point 👏 Susan. I'm very passionate about this okie 😭😭😭😭.

Do you have a favorite flower? 🥺

Love,

Your secret holiday pal 😏😏😏

Hello lovely ✨

Ahh that's great, I'm glad you had a chill day! I'm at work today, but I just spent my days off writing and writing. Ah it's always tough to balance writing with everything else. I hope next year brings you more time!! You'll find that balance, it just takes a bit of working stuff out. Larrie origin story ....well I joined the fandom (stan twt) late 2012. Was not a larrie, fully believed and shipped ELOUNOR (I was young and dumb). Later believed haylor too. Not sure quite what happened, I think I saw a couple posts that alluded to harry being gay which absolutely rocked my entire mindset (bc I didn't know better, I grew up sheltered and deadass didn't even KNOW a thing). Anyways I think I kinda just started with the "it's a bromance and it's sweet" to "they have matching tattoos oh they're TOGETHER." Plus freddieismyqueen videos did all they had to. I just know by end of 2013/ early 2014 I was a larrie and was reading fics on Wattpad first lmao. What's your larrie origin story 👀

Oooh people who are hellbent on pointing out flaws are annoying. I had thought of saying rude nosy ppl are a pet peeve but wasn't sure it actually was a pet peeve 😩 and that's so valid?? How are they picking up a slow burn book expecting them to kiss by chapter 2 lmaooo. On that note I also hate people who publicly post unpopular opinion on fics etc where the writer can see them and they get so rude and blunt about it like stfu.

Favorite flowers are carnations and chrysanthemums (I'm pretty sure I'm mixing them up in my head but I do love both either ways). What's yours?

Have a lovely day darling 💗