#my favorite method of testing a newly sharpener blade usually involves dropping a lemon or tomato on it and checking if gravity bisects it
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discovered nothing endears you to children in the 10-12 range more than walking up to them and saying the words "do you guys wanna help me test a knife" and then letting them pelt you with wild citrus
#personal#the person who made the turkey had this REALLY NICE but old and neglected carving knife#i offered to sharpen and polish it good as new#my favorite method of testing a newly sharpener blade usually involves dropping a lemon or tomato on it and checking if gravity bisects it#but i wasnt gonna cook n theres this wild tree on a hill nearby that makes this like. nasty 90% rind dryass fruit#so rather than wasting produce i grabbed some and let a gaggle of sixth graders go full fruit ninja#i did NOT swing the knife at any point lemme be clear#i am a responsible adult & role model#so i just stood ten feet away with the knife held up as they practiced their overhand pitches at my exposed limbs#most shots may have missed the knife but ALL shots missed me#so yeah i had a good thanksgiving. peace & love
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