#my favorite chaotic dumbass bisexual

[not-so-secret-bi-badge-bunny]

ok so your blog totally has me thinking of the chaotic power of buck and alex meeting while tommy and henry have to ensure their dumbass boyfriends don’t destroy something.

you know tommy and henry would be smitten and totally in love but they got to keep it together because someone has to have a brain cell in this friend group.

they would get roped into the shenanigans by buck and alex though and everyone around them would be stunted at the fact that there is two disaster bisexuals.

the super six and 118 meeting would just be unreal and could you imagine the interactions?

anyways I’ll be off in my own delusional world where this is a reality.

Oh I love this idea!

I have so many ideas that work with these four and so little time to write. But I hope to make it happen (as soon as I get the opportunity to read the book, I might need to make this AU happen).

Alex and Henry are both fascinated with Buck and Tommy's jobs as firefighters. They have so many questions and want all the stories. They find news clips of some of the rescues and taunt Buck and Tommy about some of them (think Buck tackling the baby napper+ Tommy and the rooster type calls).

Buck and Alex would not only "torment" Tommy and Henry (lovingly), but they would drive the 118 crazy.

The four of them at a pride parade where Henren are introduced would be total chaos... maybe I should add Tarlos, too. Just imagine the 8 of them all in one place. They might need Athena on standby, haha.

Eddie and Alex meet, and suddenly, it's a game of "who is the best Diaz" and "you have to choose a favorite" (blame it on the alcohol they consumed on this outing).

Tommy and Henry's text exchange is full of "how do you tame your bisexual disaster because my normal methods are not working right now" type commentary and questions.

Buck and Alex brainstorm new ways to be a menace to their boyfriends, encouraging each other to dumb things.

Not to mention the chaos that would be that group chat. I could see both Buck and Alex playing the " my boyfriend said he didn't love me anymore because..." and it's over something silly like Tommy or Henry doesnt want to listen to that song for the 800th time.

I need my library hold to be available so I can read this book and start this chaos, lol.

[narnianwizard]

Welcome! Here's some info about me!

Hello everyone! This blog will primarily be devoted to reblogging stuff I like, posting my random thoughts and shitposts, and occasionally actual content related to some of my interests. I moved over here from a different website that shut down its social functions, so I'll mostly use tumblr to fill the space I used to use that site for (screaming into the void). That being said, I know absolutely fuck all about the functionality of tumblr and so probably no one will see my posts but whatever. Also my queue is a mess, so if I reblog something from an absurd amount of time ago, I'm not stalking your blog, I'm just chaotic.

You can call me dumbass, Simon, or Sam. I use he/they pronouns, masc/neu nouns and adjectives

I'm 24, transmasc, bisexual, grey ace, white, fat, and from the US

Virgo sun, Leo moon, Sagittarius rising (I don't put a ton of stock in astrology, but just in case you do)

I have a degree in something I don't even like that should be useful but isn't (neuroscience), with a minor in something I love that unfortunately isn't considered useful by wider society (lgbtq studies)

I live with chronic anxiety and depression. I also am possibly (probably) neurodivergent, but because I haven't been officially evaluated I choose not to claim any diagnoses

Some of my interests and likes include:

movies and tv shows, I love random horror movies (especially slashers, I LOVE the Child's Play series, and Teeth is underrated) and teen films (The Breakfast Club is my favorite movie of all time). my special interest shows that I watch over and over because they make me feel good are Bob's Burgers, Bones, King of the Hill, Friends, The Big Bang Theory

animals, especially ones that society deems unsavory like pigeons, rats, raccoons, opossums and crows as well as cute animals that I deem cuddly like dogs, cats, pigs, cows, and bears (I would totally cuddle a bear if it wouldn't eat me)

casual video games, I'm a semi-committed simmer (TS4). I would love to play more video games but unfortunately I get pretty bad screen sickness and have a laptop that runs like a potato so I stick to casual games

food, I am more of a slut for food than I am for people. I love homey foods like lasagna, mac and cheese, sweet red wines, cornbread, and chocolate. To paraphrase Gene Belcher "Lasagna is the reason I'm fat!"

watching youtube, I watch youtube videos pretty much every night before bed, here's a list of channels I watch somewhat regularly: jammidodger, onetopic, dan & phil, lilsimsie, laurenzside, watts the safeword, smosh, the kitchen & jorn show, celinaspookyboo, kallmekris, safiya nygaard, ty turner, shaaba, the try guys

theatre, shows I have seen live include: Beetlejuice, Come From Away, My Fair Lady, Jagged Little Pill, Wicked, Dear Evan Hansen. Shows I like even though I haven’t seen them live include: Chicago, Hamilton, Little Shop of Horrors, West Side Story, Sweeney Todd, Hairspray

body mods, I love piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, and other body mods. I appear pretty conventional to the outside world, but I hope to get more body mods someday (I currently only have stretched ear lobes)

Some of my previous interests that have been dulled by my depression and antidepressants but I would like to get back into include:

music, I'll listen to pretty much anything and like at least one song from pretty much every genre but my favorites include classic rock and alt rock

writing, I used to write religiously and my dream is to be a published novelist. I write a lot of different genres from poetry to fantasy, mystery to teen fiction, but I've never actually finished any of my writing over 10 pages. I was raised on Harry Potter (I do not stand with jkr, I actively stand against her) and still occasionally write queer HP fanfics (the Deamus and Wolfstar ships have my heart and soul, I have entire AUs dedicated to them in my head)

reading, until covid hit I would devour ebooks whenever I had a free moment but since then I've consumed less than 10 books total, most of which were audiobooks on long road trips

I will add more information as I think of it but for now you're welcome to ask me literally any questions you have.

Thanks for reading and welcome!

I don't anticipate this blog being super political outside of queer stuff and possibly ranting about the stupidities of the US government, but for the record I am very left leaning. I support reproductive rights (including abortion), environmental protection and stopping climate change, the BLM movement and racial justice, inclusive feminism, voter rights, universal healthcare for all, prison reform, drug decriminalization, religious freedom for all religions (with actual separation between church and state), obviously queer and trans rights, scientific fact over political bullshit (including mandatory vaccinations). I stand with Ukraine, Palestine, and all others who are trapped under an oppressive government or regime.

[narabea06]

Idk if you guys wanted a part 2 of the poly ship dynamics, but you're getting it-

Here's a list of my favorite poly ship prompts but they're super specific :

1. Hero, villain, and the villain's sidekick/henchman (bonus: the hero's love interest is also there but she's not dating the hero-)

2. "Excuse me, WE ALL WANTED PICKLES-"

3. Gentle giant, chaotic little shit, and their tired average height partner (bonus if the gentle giant and little shit are not mortal-)

4. Polycule go on a date and literally everyone starts arguing over who is paying, because everyone loves the restaurant and are wanting to redeem points they have on their cards there (and also all of them want to show how much they love their partner)

5. Stereotypical romance trope where a bunch of people are in love with one guy, but plot twist, suddenly all of them actually meet each other and fall in love and completely forget about the main guy they all thought was hot.

6. Bandmates turned soulmates (or roommates, you can choose)

7. Bisexual main character, the love interest, and the totally hinted at bromance/sapphic love interest, who is either also dating the other love interest or is just gay

8. Polycule friend group, and their platonic aroace friend who had no idea all of them were dating (either that, or the aroace friend was the genius who strategically got them all together) (aroace friend is not in the polycule)

9. Monogomous couple end up realizing they both fell for the same person and dont even realize it.

10. Everyone is neurodivergent. That is the prompt.

11. Couple goes on a their first date and both invite their friend to third wheel to help be both of their wingman. Third friend has no idea they are third wheeling though, and thinks ALL of them are going on a date. (The couple are clueless that they are also in love with the third friend and begin to take them to every date from then on because the first one just went so well simply because they were there)

12. Gourmet chef × Starting to learn how to cook × Isn't allowed in the kitchen and is very salty about it

13. Lawful Good × Neutral Good × Chaotic Good (Bonus: Chaotic Good is actually Chaotic Evil that got a redemption arc bc they love them) (Bonus bonus: Chaotic Good still commits bad stuff for good reasons and Lawful Good lectures them about it, and tells Neutral Good to stop them next time, but every time Neutral Good just goes "...Nooooooooooo, don't do that, noooooooooooooo.... *opens the door for Chaotic Good with minimal effort* Nooooo don't go commit a crime, think about the peopleeeeee-"

14. Dumbass who does does stuff × Dumbass who comes with the ideas for said dumb stuff × Dumbass who records said dumb stuff (Bonus: Dumbass 1 immediately goes "LET'S DO IT AGAIN" after almost dying from dumb stuff)

15. Love triangle turns into polyamorous V relationship with the two people not dating in a QPR

[in-my-feels-probably]

Hello congrats on 600! I'm kinda new here but I'd like to partake in the celebration of that okay haha I'd like option 2, pretty much anyone from Game Of Thrones would be great.

My name's Shyann, I'm a bisexual ace with she/they pronouns. My personality type is infj and my love language is gifts. I'm also a Libra! I'm so super duper tall with a very tall height of 4'11. I got a brown wolf cut (my hair needs cut again lmao) and hazel eyes that I can't see too good out of. My vision sucks, but my glasses look cute at least I think.

I'm a rather shy and quiet person, I don't really talk too much unless I'm with my friends or family or if someone mentions something I'm interested in, in that case I will not shut up. (Said interests include: Skyrim, Marvel, GOT, The Witcher, Red Dead Redemption, and a handful of YouTubers) I spend a lot of my time playing video games and cosplaying. My music taste is mostly rock (Shinedown being my favorite band) but I'll also listen to anything for Cupcakke to Taylor Swift to Minecraft songs.

I would consider myself to be a pretty caring person. I guess you could say I'm bit of a people pleaser. In school I mostly kept to myself but my grades were always great. I was one of those kids that teachers were like "Oh! She's a pleasure to have in class!" Outside of school though? I'm surprised my dumbass is managing to live on her own.

I'm a chaotic mess, with a horrendous sleep schedule but I'm here. Thanks for reading this and doing these. They've been really nice to read. I like your writing! The 600 is very well deserved! :) 💕

hi! thank you so much for participating :)

i’ve actually closed my request for these ships, so i’m not doing them anymore until i hit 700.

i posted a message about it last night. i know not many people have seen it, so don’t worry if you haven’t. don’t worry about sending this in, i still enjoyed reading it.

i feel bad about you typing all of this out, so i’m still gonna ship you with someone and write you a little blurb. i’m sorry if this isn’t what you were looking for, maybe my next follower’s celebration i can do something you’d like more.

anyways, i ship you with jon!

i think he’d find it adorable that you’re so chaotic, he’d get a kick out of you being a mess. it takes a lot for him to smile and be less serious, but you’d do or say something that would make him laugh and forget about whatever was bothering him, even if it was just for a moment.

you’d stumble out of bed in the morning, tired from going to bed too late. you’d rush to get ready, and jon would find you in courtyard or something, while you were hurrying to get wherever you were going.

he’d bite his tongue to keep himself from laughing. he’d take a breathe, willing himself not to grin too hard. “for a well educated and well brought up person, my lady, you really do know how to make it look like you’ve never lived a routine day in your life.”

you’d roll your eyes, waving him away. “it’s a real talent of mine. now hush, im tired and im late.”

he’d smile, holding out his arm for you to take. “i’ll walk with you, my lady. make sure you get where you’re going without further incident. i have a feeling you may need the assistance.”

he’d laugh even harder as you glared at him, grudgingly taking his arm. but you’d know he wasn’t trying to be mean, and that he actually very much enjoyed your company. him teasing you brought a smile too his face, and you were willing to accept it if it meant you got to see him smile more.

[alexclaremontdiaz]

Happy Birthday to Alexander Gabriel Claremont-Diaz (March 27, 1998)

Like countless other Americans, I was afraid to say this out loud because of what the consequences might be. To you, specifically, I say: I see you. I am one of you. As long as I have a place in this White House, so will you. I am the First Son of the United States, and I’m bisexual. History will remember us.

[bhassalocke]

it she!

[trashcankitty12]

(It’s been a bit, but here is the next of my Next Gens. Which kids should I do next?)

Crown Prince Apollo Shapiro 

Son of Queen Stella and King Brandon

Elder Twin Brother of Princess Artemis Shapiro

-Yes, Apollo is well aware of how ‘hilarious’ his and his sister’s names are. (And no, he isn’t planning on changing anything about it. He’s quite attached to his name.)

-He’s fifteen when we first meet him at Red Fountain. (Part of the Wizard’s Brigade… And taking on the Diplomacy courses.)

-Apollo is the golden sun child of Solaria, in every sense. He’s got quite the sunny disposition and the charming smile and the ‘need’ to be helpful. A brilliant combination for a young prince and future king.

-Okay, honestly, Apollo isn’t sure how he feels about being the future king. Like he knows he’s technically the eldest between him and Artemis, but he doesn’t like to think about the pressures of what it means to be king and how he’d handle it. Especially since Artemis is clearly the better choice. But he refuses to disappoint his mother, so here we are.

-His best friends are the Prince of Andros and the son of Flora and Valkyrie. (Though he admittedly tends to get them into trouble.)

-Definition of Chaotic Dumbass. But not in a bad way. He just… Enjoys seeing how things will go and starting up scenarios and ‘experiments’ and whoops the kitchen accidentally teleported into space. Also he gets really into prank wars with the others and it tends to go too far…

-Apollo is the Wizard of Blinding Sunlight. (And has in his possession; the sword ring of Solaria.)

-Like his father and sister, he has brown hair. Nice, beautiful, perfectly shaggy in just the right way, a mane of gloriousness, brown hair. (Apollo works hard on his hair, okay? Let him indulge.)

-Apollo also has his mother’s golden eyes. Eyes that are perfect for when he needs to puppy-dog pout.

-He is one of the most fashionable of the guys in the group, always scouting out new wardrobe ideas and finding out new combinations. His attention to color and detail is impeccable.

-Surprisingly, or not really surprisingly, Apollo is one of the top students in his Magic Defense class. (His love of ‘experimenting’ and ‘seeing what shit reacts’ has made him come up with some interesting out-of-the-box ways of dealing with opponents.)

-As a prince, Apollo has mastered the art of Charisma and Charm, using his ‘amazing manners’ and attentive nature (that he adapted being a twin and attuned to his sister’s moods) to gain trust and favor.

-Unlike Artemis, Apollo is a bit more flamboyant in his style, preferring to do his own thing or tweak what the tailors already created as opposed to following ‘traditions’. (Though there are exceptions to this…)

-Apollo is also a Bisexual Disaster. Dude is a master flirt and great at seduction, so long as there are no real feelings involved. But when it comes to the people he actually has attraction to or people he actually admires… He becomes a bit of a flustered and blushing mess. (Thankfully Artemis is good at rescuing her brother.)

-While Artemis is the equestrian in the family, Apollo is the musician. He picked up on playing the piano first, and then a bit of guitar like his mom did during her brief stay on Earth. But his favorite instrument is the harp.

-Like Artemis, he has a bit of a sweet tooth and quite the appetite. (Okay, its not just him and his sister and his mother… They’re Solarian. They need a lot of calories. Okay? Okay.)

-Apollo is a literal sunshine child and tries so hard to make the people around him happy. (Sometimes to the point of upsetting himself. He’s working on that.)

-His birthday is August 18th, meaning he’s a Leo on Earth and a Mermaid in the Magical Dimension.

-Others may not care about that, but he does enjoy indulging in astrology. It can be fun. And predictive at times, despite what others may think. (“Guys, I can blast people with rays from the suns around us… Why is it so hard to think maybe the stars we were born under can predict the future?”)

-Like his father, Apollo isn’t much for confrontation unless he doesn’t have much of a choice in the matter. He’d rather solve things through talking than fighting…

-He also has a ‘not throwing the first punch but will throw the last’ attitude. (Though there are exceptions to that rule… His mother’s temper is in there deep down and it does come out sometimes, especially if family is involved.)

-Apollo enjoys being at Red Fountain more than he did the private academy on Solaria. He loves being treated as if he’s just one of the guys instead of Prince Apollo. Of course, there are occasions when he will flaunt his status. Usually, to piss off specific people.

-He got into the Medical Classes at Red Fountain, eager to learn healing spells and first aid. He’s also fond of the idea of having a means of helping his squad/potential warriors when he’s king in more ways than just in battle.

-Apollo isn’t the most offensive fighter, preferring to blindside opponents with bright lights and tricks instead of going straight into it. Or creating a protective barrier around his team.

-That said, he doesn’t mind being offensive if necessary. And he definitely doesn’t mind getting physical.

-Though his physical fighting skills need a bit of work. He’s decent enough at hand-to-hand, but he defaults often to using his magic. Not to mention his work with using his scepter as more than just a channel for his magic is… It could be better.

-He’ll get there.

-As far as his magic classes go: he’s doing great learning how to create illusions using his powers over light and figuring out teleportation. But his power levels when doing offensive spells are a bit out there.

-He needs to exercise caution… Or things get burned pretty quickly. Either that, or they’re barely singed.

-Grandpa Radius is a great tutor though. And Stella is more than happy to take time out of her schedule to assist when she can.

-He loves his levibike by the way. It’s not like the ones usually lent to RF students, it’s his very own. Golden in color and streaked with silver. He’s named it Comet. (And he takes surprisingly good care of it. The others in his squad wished he’d take as much care with the rest of their ships and equipment.)

-Apollo hopes he’ll be a great King in the future… Or at least, good enough in the eyes of his people and his family. (But he does have his fingers crossed that he’ll somehow be able to give Artemis the throne. She’d do better with it and he won’t have to feel the pressure.)

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

ok ok you’ve probably gotten this a million times but do you have any fic recommendations about after the war?

For gen post-canon: 

make the world safe and sound by silveryink where Zuko learns how to be Firelord and gets a cool dragon to assert dominance 

Dishonor on Ozai's Cow by IlliterateReader aka once upon a time me and @aboutiroh made a post about Ozai being sent to find the Blue Spirit in order to regain his honor and someone ran with it. Bumi tortures Ozai. Sokka is a chaotic genius. This fic is wonderful. 

all you have is your fire (and the place you need to reach) by  agentcalliope is a fantastic ‘gaang finds out’ series with some post canon content 

Avatar Ficlets by  JaggedCliffs features some interesting and excellent introspective works 

Once a Man, Twice a Child by Themanofmanyhats is Firelord Izumi dealing with her father’s dementia (this is one of the few fics that has made me actually cry)  

The [insert title here] and the Fire Lord by azenki is a great fic about Zuko as Firelord and people gossiping about him dating various people he isn’t dating. It has a lot of great Zuko + gaang friendship content 

For Hearth And Home by Haicrescendo is Zuko’s staff getting accustomed to him and Zuko getting accustomed to being Firelord (feat. babysitter Zuko and Zuko getting a gd nap) 

For zukka post-canon: 

Intimate Counselors by mindbending in which Sokka is a Stuff Gremlin(tm), Zuko is actual royalty and all to willing to indulge him, and everyone thinks that Zuko is Sokka’s sugar daddy 

Real Slow by surveycorpsjean is an Ambassador Sokka + Firelord Zuko friends to lovers work and it’s one of my favorites 

no one knows anything but us by quidhitch is Sokka and Zuko reconnecting with a Republic City date 

don’t wanna let anybody know by limitlist is Sokka dealing with not knowing what to do once the war is over and Zuko helping him with a panic attack 

distractions by lesmiserablol is just pure, sweet zukka fluff 

The Consequences of Knowing by azenki made me cry, it’s a more serious ‘Zuko and Sokka can’t be together for political reasons’ fic and GOD go read it and cry because I did 

In Which Sokka Is Maybe Bisexual But Definitely a Dumbass by alittleduck has Sokka try to find Zuko a boyfriend until he realizes that, spoiler alert, he wants to be Zuko’s boyfriend (congrats idiot, you’re officially the last one to know) 

Teach Me to Breathe, Teach Me to Move by RepressedGayClub Sokka and Zuko get high together. It’s super soft and good. 

[milkiane]

so i am feeling incredibly emotional rn so, here’s an appreciation post for my favorite people. (this have been in my drafts for three weeks now) -- so why not post this along with my sleepover <3 sleepover bash

@chokemepansy

need i say more? no— but i will anyway. asteria, my mean cheerleader girlfriend, you are the first moot i’ve ever had, and honestly, i wouldn’t have it any other way. you're my favorite person in the entire world, and pls i am getting so emotional rn, i hate you >:-( i’ve told you everything at my previous letters but i just want you, and everyone else who’s about to read this, to know that you’re my platonic (and quite possibly romantic) soulmate, and my other-third, because pansy owns the shit out of us. love u lots, don’t say it back <3

@accioweaslcy

my favorite headcanon writer 😩 pls alyssa, i’ve had, and still do, have so much fun talking with you. i really, really, love your company, i love your writing, and most especially love you. you were one of my moots that talked to me with such ease and comfort despite being a tad bit younger than you, and it’s been fun ! you’re like one of those seniors who befriends juniors, but still have this amazing (and envying) friendship with each other. not only that, but you being my friend, and me being a dumbass, made our own version of the golden trio with @weasleyyy ! now, this is a story i’ll tell my kids. love u, even if you choose to chomp me <3

@weasleyyy

gHAZAL ! now, are you thankful for me being a half-asleep dumbass who thought you were rose because of your similar urls before, or what ? because i definitely am PFT SJSHSJSHSJN anyways, i’m so happy to have you in my life. i’m a sucker for your chaotic and impulsive energy, and your little thoughts about the hpu. just like rose, thank you for acting just as yourself around me, a smol bisexual mess, because i really do appreciate it, and now you made me a fanclub— which btw, i still cannot get over with. i wheeze everytime i remember it. i love u, madame gazelle, even if you’re a mean li’l fuck ! <3

@amrtxntias

AAAAAAAAH heather, you are officially my unofficial soft british best friend, and no, you do not have a say in this, because you’re stuck with me forever. thank you so much for helping me with terms i need for writing. you’ve been the best, you’ve supported me through every ups and downs with my writings ever since we’ve met. it wasn’t even too long ago ! but you’ve welcomed me like i was a long lost friend of yours. love u, h, the lily to my marlene <3

@buckysbeloved

aliciaaa !! you’re honestly like an older sister i’ve never had. i’ve never had anyone to rant about my marvel fangirlings with, but i am so glad that you were so open with my rants and conspiracy theories. you’ve never judged me or shown any disinterest with my rambles, you’ve been so supportive and you continue to give me the same energy as mine. it’s a very little thing to fuss about, but lish, you’ve got to know that it means so much to me. i’m tearing up— blame the hormones. but really, i’m so grateful for you and your company (and your maxibaby fics). love u to the moon and back ! <3

@acosmis-t

isa isa isa isa isaaaa, pls i love u so much. that’s all i want to say, but ofc, i need to say more. you have been one of my best friends— we clicked the moment we spoke to each other and i was incredibly happy to be your moot. i couldn’t even believe it at first because you’re this rly cool writer with tons of followers and i’m just another user in the crowd but like, everything i want to say is beyond the words that want to come out of my mouth, so i’ll leave it with a thank you for choosing me to be one of your mutuals. thank you for blessing me, and the others, with your lovely fics. never stop doing what you love, i’m here for you always. always was, and always will be. i mean, it should be with the jointed graves and all. love u <3

@reguluscore

SOOOORINNNN. sometimes i question what’s happening inside your head. like one second your posting angsty fics and thoughts, and next thing i know you’re posting a dancing prongs gif. i’ll never understand, i reckon, but that’s alright, i’ll love you just the way you are, even if you break my heart with your angst. tell me who hurt you and i’ll beat them up. i love u so much, i’m still listening to your playlist, because it’s astronomical. sending you some forehead kisses <3

@inks-and-jinx

vivian !! i’m still beyond grateful for you and your artistic and writing talents. you’re such an angel, and i’m so incredibly happy to have you in my life. you’re a sweetheart. you’re every sweet-soft-fluffy nickname there is, because honestly? i cannot speak well, or think straight because i don’t think words can describe how lucky i am to have you. well, i love u, and that’s all i could comprehend <3

@comfortwriting

karis ! you’re honestly one of my fave moots because you never fail to make me so appreciated and loved. your out of the blue messages always make me feel so happy because you’re so wholesome and nice. i’m very, very, glad to have you in my life. thank you for always being there to be my personal therapist and my human diary— who listens to all of my writing ideas, even if i have tons of wips to write. thank you for inspiring me to write again, without you, i would’ve never find my passion for writing again, so thank you, thank you for being the sweetest person there is, i love you ! <3

@krasivayadarling

ANYA ! darling, you are one of the very first mutuals i’ve ever talked to, you’ve welcomed me with open arms when i was new here and i wouldn’t change anything in the world. i’m so glad that you were the first person i’ve ever talked to because you are practically the human form of a squishmallow. don’t question me, you’re my squishmallow. anyways, you’re such a lovely person and i’m very happy to have you in my life, love you ! <3

@cursestothemoon

cHARLY-CHAR !! hehe you are like one of those nice, cool, senior students in school, you never fail to make me so giddy and loved. i’m so happy to have you in my life, and i’m wishing you all the happiness and love in the world because you truly do deserve it, especially when you’ve been nothing but so kind and friendly. pls i feel like crying because i don’t know what i did to deserve you. I BLAME U AND UR AMAZING WRITING SKILLS FOR MAKING ME SOFT >:-( i love you tho <3 — also thank you for that play fighting blurb with fred, i didn’t know that i needed to bite his cute butt until i read it.

@sunflowergirl522

ZOE ZOE ZOE ZOE ZOE ZOE ! I LOVE YOU. i feel so complete when i read your peter fics. i always look forward to them because it’s not everyday you find someone who actually writes him so good, and i know we don’t really interact much, but i feel like i got to know you more through reading your fics. u better trust me when i say that i’ll be your personal hype woman and maxibaby supporter, because i am, and i will forever be ! love u <3

@fives-cup-of-coffee

amelia, you bitch, i love you. to be honest, i've never really expected us to be friends, but ofc, here you are, simping for me and now we're besties. you've been, and still are, so fun to be around with-- only because i get to tease the shit out of you >:-) anyways, thank you for keeping up with my utter bullshit, i'm here for you always, i hope you know that. love ya ! <3

@moonvicake

wAHH-- sasha, hi. pFT JSADHJSAHDJH SORRY BUT PLEASE I LOVE YOU, DID YOU KNOW? it's been so painfully awkward at first because believe me, i'm the most gauche person you'll ever meet if we talk for the first time, but as soon as we grow accustomed to each other, you'd wish that you never spoke to me, because i'm this hot fucking mess, so thank you for keeping up with me. you're one of my favorite mutuals in here. i love you more than puppies and hello kitty pancakes <3

+ my mutuals who’ve been such amazing people, we haven’t talked as much as the tagged moots but i love you all just as equally, you lot mean the world to me, and i’m willing to go on the ends of the earth for all of you <3

@anchoeritic @babyjordy @frankenkyleluvr @ronsbadidea @kc-needs-coffee @nevilles-top @weasleyclaw @sweetnspicysimp @redbullchick @willowbleedsonpaper @weasleysandwheezes @daffodilmoons @incorrectpeterparker @dracosaccount @cedrics-grave @pad-foots @peepeepotter @oldschoolkiddo @spideyspixies @daltonacademia @eunoniaa @love-peachh @george-fabian-weasley @mayonnaise-and-anarchy @darthwheezely @thotbutpurple @l0ttadreamz @daisyyy2516 @prettywhitedoves @band--psycho @widowdays @loveboyhalo @gxtitobxby @fandomvariousness @nothinghcppens (i passed the 50 tags rule, eek— i’m sorry, i love all of you whom i didn’t get to tag, though 🥺)

[cinderedrose]

I GOT AN ARTBREEDER PORTRAIT OF THIS GODAWFUL INSOMNIAC!!!! Meet Renier again, I shall provide information below: Full name: Renier Skataski (pronounced: ray-neer) Birth name: Evelyn Skirata (yep theyre a mando) Nicknames: Eevie (no longer used), Rainy, Kad’la, Dumbass pronouns: they/them/theirs Age: 43  sex: female gender identity: nonbinary, masculine leaning sexuality: bisexual  Ethnicity: mixed race between Asian and Caucasian  Home/birth planet: unknown, but it is confirmed it was a Mandalorian world first language: Mando’a (they learned galactic basic around 5 years old) Height: 5′3 inches weight: somewhere between 90-100 pounds (they are alarmingly thin) build: slight Eye color: green hair color: black skin tone: fair hair texture: wavy scars: (heheheheee my favorite) A scratch on the right side of their face starting at the corner of their mouth and ending at their jaw. Faint outlines of their mask scorched into their face, top surgery scars, and a surgical scar going from their right collar bone to their hip. Renier has 3 artificial ribs. Cybernetics/implants: damaged circuitry on the back of their neck leading to their skull that represses memory. As well as a simple hearing aid in their left ear. class: scout jedi class: Jedi consular Skills:making effective battle plans, demolitions, repair, persuade, force abilities, flirting weaknesses: being nice without violence, sleeping well, strength, computer use, lightsaber combat, realizing theyre wrong main force power: force lightning, affect mind Hobbies: reading, fiddling with explosives, puzzles  Alignment: chaotic neutral  Phobias: hospitals, losing control mbti type: INTJ okay thats my hoe, I love them. 

[trashdorito]

Ok I'm hopping on the ship rating train so this goes out to @botwstoriesandsuch since its their fault.

10. I have Teba x Saki here cause they're really adorable and Saki has to deal with her husband being a chaotic dumbass

5/10

9. Here is my only Daruk ship which is Daruk x him being aroace. Why? Oh because I said so.

6/10 no I am not projecting shut up

8. Revali x Mipha comes next cause HWAOC maked me like them. Revali beings caring and soft to her makes my heart melt

7/10

7. Did I fall in love with yiga husbands? Absolutely. I'm pretty sure Kohga fell in love the moment he saw Sooga with his huge ass swords that are definitely taller than him. Sooga didn't realize he fell in love until his dying breath, hoping Kohga got away safely

7/10 oops I'm sad now :-)

6. So here I got Zelda x Impa cause I really think they would be cute, since the game shows that Impa puts a lot of effort into caring for zelda. Zelda would also fall for the badass ninja.

7/10

5. Now we got Zelpha because I love them. Have you seen the way Mipha spins on her trident like a badass? Zelda sure has and she panicking. Did yall see Zelda destroy the fucking Calamity (after link fuckin jumped up 30ft to slice the fucker in half)? Mipha sure as hell did and she's having her bisexual awakening so she double panicking

8/10

4. Here i have platonic Robbie x Purah cause they're chaotic gay scientists who tease Impa for being their token straight friend (even though she gay for zel)

8/10

3. The only one Urbosa can be shipped with is the Queen of Hyrule. I personally think the queen and the fucker king rhoam were in an arranged marriage and the queen and Urbosa got married at Gerudo Town. The two talk shit about the King a lot (since they're married) so when the queen died of illness Urbosa 100% thinks Rhoam had her assassinated and absolutely wants to kill him but she has no proof.

9/10

2. One of my favorites: King Rhoam x Me hunting him for sport. Need I continue?

16/10 each extra point is for everyone who would hunt him with me. Points will always vary but will never drop below this number.

1. A surprise to no one: Revalink. Yes I love them. Enemies to lovers? Yes. The banter? I'd die. The puns? Abso-fucking-lutely. And I'm totally not projecting onto either of them why would anyone think that definitely not.

10/10

[inabottlelikelightning]

10 fandoms, 10 characters, 10 tags :)

got tagged in this a While ago (@grenadinepeach thank u <3 <3 <3) and i thought i’d give it a shot since i’ve been in Quite a few fandoms

rules: show us your ten favorite characters from ten fandoms and then tag ten people to do the same.

1. theo raeken — teen wolf

yeah this can’t be a surprise to anyone. this man somehow inspired me enough to actually Start Writing. absolutely wild. love him to death. bamf dumbass. also it doesn’t hurt that he looks Like That.

honorable mentions: allison, lydia, kira. (sorry liam)

2. steve rogers — marvel

some of you may not know this about me but i was into marvel for Quite Some Time. i have to say 💓💗💖💞💝💘💕steve rogers 💞💓💗💖💕 in both the mcu and 616. and, like. avengers assemble. there is just something so.. [chefs kiss] about someone who has suffered So Much and still strives to just be a really good fucking person. i could write a whole essay on this mf. i love him a lot

honorable mentions: peter parker (SUCH a close second, not mcu because Yikes but aaaa 616 peter my beloved), peggy carter, miles morales, natasha romanoff

3. arthur ?????

i have seen inception an unspeakable amount of times and the most interesting thing is the Crumbs of information we have about all of the characters. he’s resourceful, he’s competent, he’s a great dresser. 10/10 don’t know anyone else who could take down a hotel full of men in a three piece suit with spontaneous changes in gravity. like godDAMN that’s attractive.

honorable mentions: i mean. there are only 7 total characters so, like.. eames i guess??

4. minerva mcgonagall — harry potter

oh MAN she was the Original bamf. screamed every time she came onscreen/on the page because i knew shit was about to go down. the only unproblematic character, and the only one fandom hasn’t absolutely Ruined. an accidental gem in the series, there’s no way joanne knew what she was doing here

honorable mentions: luna lovegood, neville longbottom, remus lupin

5. magnus bane — shadowhunters (TV)

okay so i just watched this series and good GOD it was so much better than the books. i felt like in the books magnus was always sidelined but the show really let him shine in all his warlock glory. absurdly powerful + very nice blazers + kickass eyeliner + amazing jewelry + cat dad + disgustingly kind + adopts various individuals as children as he goes through life because 💖💕💓💗found family💕💓💗💘. bisexual poc king. fucking love him, 17,000 exes and all.

honorable mentions: alec lightwood, izzy lightwood, raphael santiago

6. jared dunn — silicon valley

if you haven’t watched this show i would actually recommend it. it’s impressive. but jared is, by far, one of the FUNNIEST characters i have ever experienced in my whole life. the only reason he isn’t #1 on this list is because i feel a duty to everyone ^^ up there, but jared is. GOD. physical depiction of “perfectly pleasant and put together until he goes APESHIT”

honorable mentions: gilfoyle, bighead

7. crowley — good omens

true chaotic neutral at its finest. a bastard of a man, who Tries To Be Good Anyways. sad and pining. mortals believe he’s mafia, which is fucking hysterical to me. SINCE I STARTED THIS I FOUND OUT WE ARE GETTING A GOOD OMENS S2???? RISE TF UP

honorable mentions: aziraphale, anathema device

8. mazikeen — lucifer

she’s just.. uhhhh. she’s SO…… G O D. no words except that she’s the only reason i got through the 2nd season. so happy that she finally got a gf ❤️ she absolutely deserves it

honorable mentions: ella, trixie

9. toph beifong — avatar

absolute fucking legend. blind and kicked ass 24/7. this is my daughter and i love her very much. also apparently i’m an earthbender???? not too sure abt that one tho

honorable mentions: sokka, katara

10. alaric saltzman — the vampire diaries

okay couldn’t put a gif for this one bc of the tumblr limit but vampire hunter sticks around and acquires a vampire bro and a vampire daughter and trains a vampire hunter son and then acquires a vampire coparent to his 2 biological witch daughters… fantastic trope. i feel bad for him because his wives keep dying but he was a GIFT in the vampire diaries, no one did it like him

honorable mentions: bonnie bennett

tags: @attempted--eloquence @frustrateddumbbar @thecenturiestrickle @rohesiawrites @ttp5000 @cordelia---rose @songbvrd @li0nh34rt @edge0fmydesiree @lucilucialu

[infested-tea]

Bakusquad LGBT Headcanons

Whoops... haven’t posted in a while... whoops.

Anyway, for this I decided some Bakusquad gay hc. And maybe some shipping lmao. Now, BakuKiri is valid but I prefer TodoBaku. But both are great. For this imma go with TodoBaku and KiriDenki because preference. Also, if anyone starts fighting about ships in comments I’m coming for you toes.

Anyway, enjoy!

Katsuki Bakugo

This boy....

Oh god this boy

Three syllables

DISASTER

Oh yeah he’s gay

Gay disaster

Very angrily a disaster

Bakugo strikes me as a tsundere. As he does for everybody

But combined with his... tendencies...

He becomes a walking balm of internalized gay anger

He fears being outed because homophobia is fun

But since all of Class 1-A knows, they just don’t say anything

Only openly out to the Bakusquad, and Todoroki

Like I said, dating Todoroki

Or Kirishima depending on how I feel

Either way, he is a clingy, angry tsundere with both

Will avidly defend his friends and himself or anyone from any kind of bigotry

Very... passionate... lgbt supporter

May or may not have cried the night he came out to the bakusquad. Both before and after. And may or may not have been happy tears.

Also the kind of person who screams at you to die while absolutely showering you in love and trying to make you feel like the most valid person ever. But does it in his usual Bakugo tsundere way.

He has hit everyone in the Bakusquad and his boyfriend with their respective flags while shouting vaguely threatening words of love and validation at them. This has happened to everyone at least once. Todoroki, Jirou, and Denki are the most common victims.

Also. Trans Bakugo deserves rights

When it comes to being trans, Bakugo has no issue with it

Neither do his parents

But like with him being a filthy gay degen- *gets exploded* OW!!

Anyway, like him with his homosmexualness, he’s scared to come out about it

Mind you, his parents are also avid supporters for the gay community

But he himself has seen and heard things and it scares him

As well as those morons in middle school who he came out too (not willingly) but teased him about it and made stupid comments, they didn’t hate him but were more so ignorant

Has experienced actual hatred before, especially middle school (maybe projected on Midoriya a little...)

But, this boy was so relieved when he came out to his friends and especially Todoroki

Maybe the human population isn’t so bad after all, huh you angry ball of rainbows and anger

Also. Ace bb

Eijirou Kirishima

The resident sunshine shark puppy

He flips between functional and disaster depending on the day

Is extremely open about him being pan, since it’s the manliest thing to do

And he is the manliest

He is also avid supporter and defender of the lgbt

Since Kirishima is the other backbone of the Bakusquad, he’s great for when ya need some comfort

This baby boi just wants to be loved and will love you back tenfold

Best hugger in class 1-a fight me

Broken gaydar

Denki Kaminari

(This was the first gif... y’all really horny huh?)

The biggest bi disaster

Also chaotic

Unintentionally chaotic

Like, he goes in with intentions of chaos, then somehow it ends up being worse then it should’ve been

Goddamnit Denki, is now Bakugo’s favorite phrase

Best gay friends with Sero and Mina

Absolutely falls hard

Sure, he’s a flirt, but that’s just Denki being Denki

He’s so much worse when he falls in love

Not a flirt. No no. Absolute blushing mess

Bf do be Kiri tho

(Why is he the person I have the most ships with like damn...)

His gaydar is absolutely fucking broken. Like my god you could be Aoyama levels of obvious and it’d go straight over his head

Gaydar is so bad he usually ends up flirting with lesbians or already taken people

He never touches a dude because he doesn’t want people thinking he’s already weirder than he is

Bad social anxiety, so he stayed quiet about being bi

Than Sero asked... he denied it

It failed

Now he’s out and semi-proud

Does have sad days where he feels anxious and albeit ashamed

But he’s with the two biggest cuddlers with Sero and Kiri so it’s fine

Or if you want to be saucy, soft boy Shinso or Ojiro

Hanta Sero

This dumbass

Non-binary (he/they) demisexual biromantic boi

Since I hc as the most observant person (emotionally anyways) his gaydar is by far the strongest

He picked up on fucking Todoroki... that man looks straighter than his dad is sucks

Also the one who picks up the crushes before the people even do

Motherfucker could tell you who’s gonna end up with who before they even realize that they like each other

*cough* Bakugo and Todoroki *cough cough*

Poly relationship with Denki and Kiri. Fight me

Mina Ashido

Best girl

Ace lesbian

Makes a great chaotic couple with Mei Hatsume

Chaotic lesbian and she knows it

She is also disaster

Bad kind of disaster

She uh... once tried to bake a pride cake for pride month and nearly burned down the entire dorm

Denki was also there... that didn’t help

Also the resident shipper of Bakusquad and Class 1-A (alongside Hagakure and Ochako)

She absolutely got 8/10 couples together in 1-A... and also 1-B

ShinoMa anyone?

Absolutely has tricked Denki multiple times to wear dresses

Doesn’t have to trick Sero, he just does it

Adores Mei and is soft about it

Kyouka Jirou

Badass bi anyone?

Bisexual disaster

But very quietly dies unlike the other three on here

She can try and smooth it over and play it off

Doesn’t work all the time

Trans female

And I love her

Gay with Yaomomo

Hangs out with Sero and Bakugo a lot as trans squad and they end up laughing at the four other dumbasses they have sadly befriended

The head of the Bakusquad, especially at pride

Absolutely fucking listens to Against Me! and Jayne County and whatever other trans musician you can think of

Absolutely vibing with Sero while listen to Girl in Red, Cavetown, or the other two

And jams with Bakugo and Denki with those as well

On bad, dysphoric days, the squad bakes all her favorite foods, grab her girlfriend, and hang out and chill

Some general pride month headcanons

Like I’ve mentioned, vibing with Cavetown and Girl in Red

Also jamming with Jayne County and Laura Jayne Grace and whomever else Jirou found that week

At pride, Kirishima is at the bbq with Tetsutetsu (they have rainbow gay meat come on!)

Bakugo is trying to stop Todoroki from wondering off and getting lost, especially at first pride parade since it was his first time and Shoto is absolute dumbass

One year while still going to UA, Shoto and Denki picked up on an anxious Momo and sad Jirou and Sero just... announced how gay they were for each other.

Later that month, the two girls got together due to a party thrown just for them put together by Sero, Shoto, Denki, and Mina

It’s a tradition to watch whatever the gayest show out at the time is and finish it before the month is over as a group

SU is Denki and Kiri’s favorite.

Bakugo hates it cuz the diamonds piss him off

Soooooo, they have to stop halfway through the gay wedding episode

Todoroki joins in on the shows because he has nothing better to do (but really it’s because he’s lonely and craves affection... bb)

Also, when Bakugo came out. Sero won a bet with Mina. Not on him not being gay. But Mina thought he was bi.

Mina was wrong

And now it’s a tradition for Sero to make bets with the other squad members on who’s what shade of gay and then win because he’s right 100% of the time (and Bakugo just started betting WITH Sero because he got tired of losing. Denki and Mina do not give up however. And Kiri switches sides a lot.)

[historicalasiandramas]

Correspondences between the Young Mistress Jiang and Gusu Clan Leader Xichen

This is from my extremely self-indulgent AU where Yanli becomes Clan Leader & marries Wen Qing & WWX doesn't die! Yanli & Xichen quickly become friends & try to get their brothers together. Sadly, WWX is a chaotic dumbass bisexual. 😔

Xichen-gongzi,

I’m sorry. My shidi is an idiot. He talks about Lan-er-gongzi every day, but doesn’t even realize it. Even after I said that it’s fine for him to have feelings for another boy, A-Xian just laughed at me. If you’ll forgive me for relaying this, he called your brother a “fuddy duddy” and said, “Lan Zhan will make beautiful children, but I really do pity his future wife. He’s too serious!”

As his sister, I want to make excuses for him, but I know it won’t help the situation. From what I’ve heard from both you and A-Cheng, he doesn’t even know that he’s flirting. It doesn’t really help that A-Cheng himself doesn’t understand flirting, and that Nie-er-gongzi seems to flirt his way out of things that take too much effort.

I’ve sent some lotus root soup as an apology. I've adapted the original recipe, so please let me know if it's to your taste. It’s always been A-Xian’s favorite, so maybe if Lan-er-gongzi learns to cook it, something will click? No, it probably won’t. They were literally trapped in a cave together and nothing happened. Please just eat the soup yourself, Xichen-gongzi. I’m sure your brother can find another gentleman worthy of his attention, right?

Respectfully,

Jiang Yanli

Yanli-guniang!!!!!!

The stew was delicious, thank you!!!! I just drank one whole cup of liquor after reading your letter. As Wangji’s brother, I’m very happy that he’s finallllllly shown interest in someone outside of our family!!!! (No offense to Young Master Jiang, of course!!!! Does he know that I know???)

It’s soooooo funny that Wangji hates one of your brothers, but is in love with the other!!!!! He'll probably never like someone else this much again!!!!!! Young Master Wei is very smart in terms of cultivation and swordplay, but veeerry stupid when it comes to Wangji. The entire time he was here, I was sure it was mutual!!!! Actually, no, I am STILL sure it’s mutual!!!!!!

Whyyyyy can’t he see it? Everyone says Wangji’s expressions are hard to read but honestlyyy, why can no one else see the way his eyes light up when Wei-gongzi is mentioned??? My brother has soooooo many expressions, Yanli!!!! Wei-gongzi is the only other person who can pick up on them, but he can’t pick up on the fact that my brother wants to bone him!!!!!!! Unbelievable!!!!!!!! (illegible from here on)

-Xichen

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

Esteemed Clan Leader Jiang,

I did not mean to send the previous letter. Please accept my profoundest apologies. I have sent you some Gusu herbs that would make a delicious addition to anything you cook. I wanted to send silks, but A-Yao said that was too forward. Mingjue sent me silk from Qinghe, though. I had a lovely outer coat made out of it. I shall reflect upon my actions and refrain from sending further correspondences for a time.

Sincerely,

Clan Leader Lan Xichen

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

Clan Leader Jin,

Thank you for taking care of Xichen in his drunkenness last night. I wouldn’t have minded silk, but you’re right that it would’ve looked too forward. Everyone is already suspicious of our correspondences as it is. I hope you don’t mind my writing you directly, but I know that it was you who suggested the herbs. Xichen is an idiot in the kitchen and barely knows one herb from another. Rest assured that my relationship to Xichen is purely platonic, as I have no interest in men.

Please give my regards to Clan Leader Nie, as he is probably also with you.

Sincerely,

Jiang Yanli

Xichen,

Never use the word "bone" in the same sentence as my shidi again, or I will make sure that the entire cultivation world knows about what you're like when you're drunk.

~ Yanli

[la-belle-laide]

The Untamed has all my favorite tropes like CHAOTIC BISEXUAL X DISASTER GAY and "bold of you to assume I've reached peak dumbass" X "Please assume I have dignity" Please someone hook me up with those character memes and also where's the horny art for this show??

Please hook a sister up!

[veronicasanders]

i want the name explanation!!

Prepare yourself to go into the recesses of my chaotic mind...

*dramatic deep breath*

So. When I was originally choosing an AQ pen name, I was adamant that I wanted it to be an actual first name. Because I was already in my 30s and I could not handle the idea of people calling me like "Bunnyfish" or "Rattlesnake" as a name on the internet. I'd done that years earlier and now I needed to have like...some tiny semblance of dignity. Also I wanted to avoid people asking me my real name, because...no. I already knew I was making this account to write real person fiction porn. No real names. Lol

There's a movie that I LOVE from the 90s, a Gregg Araki screwball comedy about a threesome called "Splendor." And the main character in that movie was called Veronica. So I thought, okay, I can totally be Veronica. She's fuckin' cool and the actress who played her was perfection:

And it's ALSO one of Madonna's middle names and the best character in Heathers. So okay. I had a pen name. Then I had to make my url. And I thought it would really funny if it was like, some generic bitch of a last name so it would appear that I was using my full name as a Tumblr url like it was fucking LinkedIn. I don't know why, but that tickled me while I was doing all of this on a workday so that I could post smut on AQ.

I looked up the Splendor credits to see if that character actually had a last name because I'd seen it 10 times and couldn't remember one and...I dunno. Maybe they show one on a piece of mail at some point, but there's nothing in the credits.

BUT (here's where it gets stupid), Veronica in Splendor is played by an actress named Kathleen Robertson. I was obsessed with her in the 90s because she was my FAVORITE character on the OG 90210, Claire Arnold. Okay, I'll use Arnold. Simple. Only "Veronica Arnold" sounds stupid. Two ahhh sounds in a row. Dumb.

Claire's love interest on 90210 was...well, there were several, because it's a fucking soap opera. But the BEST one, because they fully had that opposites attract vibe that you know I love, was Steve Sanders. Who was a dumbass jock on his own, but when paired with her, he was delightful. And he dressed in drag a lot.

So there you go. Heteronormative much?

(If it helps, they were one of those repressed bisexual vibes couples so popular in the 90s, and I related big time.)