#my fav parts of my ducktales chatfic

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my fav parts 0f my ducktal3s chatfic !!!!!! ((o(^∇^)o))

Swordhorses!! : Hey lena isn’t in the chat!

evil triplet : there’s a reason

Swordhorses!! : (๑•ૅㅁ•๑) ?

Swordhorses!! : ima add them!!! (*≧∀≦*) 

evil triplet : god has forsaken us all

Swordhorses!! : Wdym ?? (๑•ૅㅁ•๑) 

evil triplet : all u evr do is flirt w her and it is sickening

I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Making assumptions is wrong, but I believe you are saying that because you are single. 

evil triplet : shut up u r to!

I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : You used the wrong to. You would use too in this context. Also your statement is incorrect. 

evil triplet : ??

LetsDeweyIt!! : OmG did u finally tell Boyd u like him!!?? ((o(^∇^)o))

I Can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : I haven’t told him necessarily, but I did ask him out. 

LetsDeweyIt!! : Finally!!!! (^○^)

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Gosalyn : I like ur name vi!

Violent Violet : Thank you Gosalyn 

Gosalyn changed their name to lesbiansuperhero 

lesbiansuperhero : np cutie !!

evil triplet : h’boy now theirs more lesbians flirting

Violent Violet : I’m bisexual actually.

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Swordhorses!! : Hey how come mayflower and junebug aren’t in the chat? (OvO)

LetsDeweyIt!! : oh right i forgot they existed for a sec (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

Swordhorses!! : How dare u forget abt ur siblings!!! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

LetsDeweyIt!! : okay i’ll add them!! (°▽°)

LetsDeweyIt!! added May and June

May changed their name to mayflower

June changed their name to junebug 

Swordhorses!! : they used my nicknames for them (*´꒳`*) so proud (ToT)/~~~

LetsDeweyIt!! : ( T_T)＼(^-^ )

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evil triplet : why is everyone in this group chat in a relationship except me and may?? 

LetsDeweyIt!! : I’m not!! (OvO)

junebug : Nether am I!! (°▽°)

evil triplet : that’s different u guys r aroace u guys don’t want a relationship but i very much want one

mayflower : same but every girl i know is taken !! m(_ _)m

evil triplet : every boy i know is taken 

mayflower : we are in solidarity 

evil triplet : a sad solidarity 

mayflower : yes

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evil triplet : webby wtf r u doing i can hear so much noise from ur room

Swordhorses!! : i’m seeing how many marshmallows i can fit in my mouth!! (*^ω^*)

evil triplet : of course u r

magicshadowbitch : don’t do that pink u will choke i know from experience

Swordhorses!! : aww r u worried abt me?

(〃ω〃)

magicshadowbitch : with some of the shit u do? always 

mayflower : stop being cute lesbians ur making me jealous!! 

magicshadowbitch : suck it may 

magicshadowbitch : webby i love you so fucking much and u make me so fucking happy ur the best thing that’s ever happened to me and i fucking love you

Swordhorses!! : \(//∇//)\

Swordhorses!! : I love you to lena !! 

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

mayflower : lena stop being a bitch

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lesbiansuperhero: in a sec asking my dad if i can come

evil triplet : asking ur dad if u can come huh didn’t know this was Alabama

lesbiansuperhero: stfu

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : Come is a word used to describe when you are going somewhere. When someone uses it in this sense they don’t mean the other sense so stop making it inappropriate. 

evil triplet : ur coming where now?

mayflower : xD 

I can Recite the JWG in my sleep : I give up.

evil triplet : good

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evil triplet : neon green and black

magicshadowbitch : lol emo 

evil triplet : ur 1 to talk bitch

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lesbiansuperhero : also i can come

magicshadowbitch : tf took u so long to ask ur dad??

lesbiansuperhero : he was making out with Launchpad when i came into the room

magicshadowbitch : yk i could have gone without an answer actually 

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Violent Violet : Dark purple, black and blood red. 

magicshadowbitch : omg my sister joined the emo side 

evil triplet : one of us 

magicshadowbitch: one of us

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BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Me and Halley aren’t dating? 

evil triplet : u aren’t?

evil triplet: okay well now u r cuz Halley has a huge crush on u and u obviously like them back so ya 

evil triplet : oh shit halley’s gonna kill me now 

evil triplet : so long gudvjjfsrujvxsruikjv tovdtjvxrkn 

mayflower : nooo! (T ^ T) 

mayflower : i will avenge u brother !! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

LetsDeweyIt!! : Holy shit Halley’s fucking killing Louie up there (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

evil triplet : i gave him my allowance for the week so she let me go 

mayflower : awww :(

evil triplet : i thought i were my friend may

mayflower : no aww that i can’t kill somebody for u (T ^ T)

evil triplet : oh u still can! 

mayflower : yay!! (*^ω^*)

junebug : don’t kill anyway may (*⁰▿⁰*)

mayflower: no promises ^ - ^

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BeOnlyYourselfDude!! : Wall-e !! (*^ω^*)

evil triplet : ofc ur gay robot ass wants to watch a movie abt gay robots

junebug : wall-e is a gay movie?? isn’t eve a girl?? (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

evil triplet : did u just assume their gender

evil triplet: i am to shocked to even call u my sister 

junebug : oop 

junebug : srry

junebug : what if wall-e was a girl then?

evil triplet : THIS JUST IN WALL-E IS A MOVIE ABT LESBIAN ROBOTS SURVIVING THE END OF THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!! 

mayflower : HELL YA!!!! ((o(^∇^)o))

junebug : YES!!!

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magicshadowbitch: the lego movie

LetsDeweyIt!! : omfg yes!!!

LetsDeweyIt!! : EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

evil triplet: EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN UR PART OF A TEAM 

I can Recite the JWG in my Sleep : EVERYTHING IS AWESOME 

mayflower : IVE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG B4 

LetsDeweyIt!! : May has never heard everything is awesome b4 this is a crisis we must watch lego movie now 

evil triplet: we must

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LetsDeweyIt!! : OmG wait i have the perfect one ((o(^∇^)o))

evil triplet : i hope it’s not what i think it is

LetsDeweyIt!! : HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!!!! ((o(^∇^)o))

LetsDeweyIt!! : Or as i like to call it

LetsDeweyIt!! : HIGH SCHOOL DEW-SICAL!!! (*^ω^*)

evil triplet : stfu with ur stupid jokes

LetsDeweyIt!! : Never!!!! (^○^)

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evil triplet: omg Halley is holding Boyd’s hand and their looking at each other all lovey dovey it’s gross

mayflower : she’s doing it to piss ur single ass off

evil triplet: oh did u magically get a gf in the last five mins? last i checked ur single too

mayflower : ya ur right

evil triplet: omfg they just stuck their tongue at me

evil triplet : i’m trowing the popcorn bowl at them 

mayflower : dooo itttt 

thats all 4 n0w!!! <333 

u can r3ad 0n a03 h3r3 !!!! <33333

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