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astraskylark · 2 years ago
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In the shittiest week I've had in awhile I am surviving but gosh I want sleeep
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dcmissionaries · 7 years ago
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Sharknado 4: A Fishy Revenge
For those living in SolCal, it was an unusually cold and unpleasant day. The weather was bearable, but for many of the Abbey residents it was better to stay indoors where it was nice and cozy. Sir Strappon spent the morning being attentive to the local news, changing the channels ever so often until he received a phone call. It was from the life guard department in Daten's beach filing a complaint about some...rather fishy business happening. After a few yeahs, of courses, and right aways, Strappon figured that today was an appropriate day to help clean out the beach. Not like there was much to do around the Abbey at the time. All chores are complete with most Angels probably bored out of their minds. Turning off the T.V., Strappon went into his office, turning the intercoms on to announce, "Good morning, or should I say good afternoon at this point. We've received a call from Daten beach, requesting our immediate presence. I'll be driving ahead, try to secure a method of transportation. I expect you all to make it within the hour so don't take too long." With a click signaling the intercoms were shut off, Strappon saw himself out and ready to terrorize traffic. Shades had been looking at the speakers as Strappon spoke, turning back to Undershirt with a raised brow, "Don't you think it's a bit cold for a trip to the beach?" Undershirt shrugged, "I think it's safe to assume that this isn't a trip to catch some R&Rs at the beach if he's making us go on a cold day," he replied putting his phone away as he got up from his seat. "We should probably go now considering that we're supposed to be examples for the other Fallen..." Shades groaned, "I don't wanna, it's cold and it's drizzling..." Regardless, Shades got up and slapped on his jacket. No not Jacket, just a jacket. As both set out, the rest of the Abbey residents gathered at the main entrance of the monastery, figuring out carpooling or other means of transportation. Upon arrival to the beach, everybody caught sight of Strappon with a bag full of...questionable substances. "Ew what the hell is that?" "Was there an oil spill?" "Groooss it's writhing..." "Enough," Strappon called out, "I gathered you here because the life guards sent in a complaint that ghosts still roamed the waters, taking several lives over the years. The fact that nobody has done anything about it for this long kinda goes to show how we need to prioritize ourselves better. So start by picking up the smaller ghosts on the shoreline before fishing for bigger ghosts." Silence. Everybody wanted a more relaxed day at the beach, this is not what they expected. Strappon stopped himself from walking away, looking at the angels one last time, 
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SHARKNADO 4: A FISHY REVENGE The Angels have been recruited to clean up Daten City's beach from their last conundrum with a certain ghost-creating concoction! This isn't exactly a day at the beach they'd be looking forward to. --------
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Daten City Beach was once a nice pristine place, but in the current gross weather it looked so bland. On top of that, the waters were filled with more junk than one would find at a nudist beach - that junk being, of course, all sorts of tiny, wriggly, worthless ghosts of dead seafood. It was worse than a back alley Asian resaurant. The bland white sand in the overcast weather looked so... Well, dead. Not to mention since the only people there were the Angels, it was barren as a wasteland.
BRIT:  Strappon sat on one of the Life Guard towers, legs crossed with a  little table hooked up to one of the arms of the chair fitted with a  tea set, some sort of biscuits and an electric tea pot. He didn't plan  on doing much other than supervision because, well, these ghosts  weren't really much of a problem. All he was here for was making sure  the Angels would do their work properly.
SOPHIE:  Road rage is an understatement. She was already late as is, Bodysuit  had forgotten that they were cleaning up the beach today. She had  thrown all she could think useful into the back of her minivan, picked  up her "children" and rushed over to the beach; spewing obscenities at  all who oppose her and her minivan. What a great mom!  The Minivan skidded to a stop, perfectly parallel parked alongside the  boardwalk to the beach. Bodysuit fixed her mirror and looked over at  the kids in the back. "So, who brought the snacks?"
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Knittens peeked into the horribly messy room that was Fasciantor's and  whsipered in a low voice,  "Hey Fasci can I go to the beach today? Snore if yes."  Fascinator still asleep snored loudly in response, unaware of what he  was unintentionally agreeing to. Knittens snickers as he now  technically has permission of his guardian as he quickly rushes out of  the house, bidding PTJ a goodbye. He grabbed his hockey stick on the  way out as he climbs into the waitying minivan, watching the buildings  pass by. At their destiantion he was already pawing at the door when  Bodysuit asked the question and froze. He forgot the snacks. Of  everything he forgets, he forgot the munchies.
BOXER:  Boxer was Bored as hell, He hate doing this. He was so excited to go  to the Beach, he had bought swimming gear and stuff for fun. He also  got there by sneaking into Strappon's car when he wasn't looking.  Boxer was bored, he was doing his work lazy. "Argh, this so boring! i  want to fight Ghost not pick them up" he wined as he pick up the Fish  Ghost. he looked around to see if anyone was look and sneak to shop to  get a Milk Shake>
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt leaned back in her spot in the mini van gently brushed  out the wrinkles in her skirt and held up an assorted plate with  cookies and sandwiches "I did!" she called out, though she was tired  and unsure what was going on. She would have brought the entire  kitchen if she could. "I have juice boxes too if anyone wants" she  said as she pulled out a box of grape juice for herself.
BRIT:  Jacket shuffled around the beach, pouting the entire time. He wasn't  exactly too happy about this whole "cleaning" job. His boss smelled  worse than high-tide, how does anyone expect this kid to clean his own  room, let alone an entire beach? He kicked a tiny ghost into the air  and slashed it with Dual Pride, sighing and looking around for another  Angel or two to talk to so he could slack o-- PARTNER UP.
 At the mention of juice boxes, he skirted over to the minivan.
 "Hey, you guys must be new!! At least I know one of ya is!" He said in  his cheerful tone, "Need help gettin around? Or maybe we can do this  dumb task together?"  He offered a grin to the party around the van.
BRIT:  Duster's eyes scanned the ocean carefully. He had already been  standing at the shore, shanking any ghost the would come anywhere  within 10 feet of him. If he was going to get back to Heaven, this was  certainly the most daunting task he'd faced to date. Killing small  ghosts that were worth nothing? Foolish.
 He sighed and looked back at the rest of the crew there, watching  everyone else from his position in the water. They were all wavering  from the task as well, it seemed. Someone was even going over to the  shake stand. That place looked gross, anyway.
BOXER:  As soon as Boxer got his Milk Shake and heard food, he ran over to the  Van and started to snack. "Food!" he shouted as he ate like a animal.  he was satisfying his boredom by eating food. He was eating have of  the food so far and not stopping. he later stops eating and burps  loud,he then pats his belly. "Man, that was good" he said as he  started to drink his Milk Shake.
KRO:  From out of the woodworks came Shades, slowly creeping up behind  Strappon. His sights were set on the biscuits, they were a girl scout  brand after all and he hasn't had some in the longest time.  Sukafu shook his head at Shades' antics, he himself was sharing pet  photos with Hot Pants.
 "He's gonna get his ass whooped, I bet like. 20 bucks on it," he  commented. Hot Pants looked up, "I bet double that.
 For Shades it was a success, two biscuits stolen.
SOPHIE:  Bodysuit smiled softly, taking the keys out of the ignition and  unbuckling herself. She got out and helped out Knittens, then  Suspender Skirt. She helped carry some of the various snacks the girl  had brought..  and man, had she brought a lot. "Thank you sweety!"
 Bodysuit's attention was drawn over to the rather..protagonist looking  individual in front of them. "Oh! Yes, thank you. Sorry, I don't think  I've gotten the chance to introduce myself formally yet. My name's  Bodysuit, it's a pleasure to meet you..?" She asked Jacket, leaning  her head to the side. She wasn't looking forward to cleaning up  ghosts, but maybe this experience could be enriched by /friendship!/
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Was Headphones doing work? No. No, he wasn't. He was in the damn cold  as hell ocean with his dinosaur, of course, his purse sized fluffy  dino. Clover the dino was on his head because he didn't want them to  get wet in the cold water, but himself in freezing ocean water? Just  fine, everything is fine. His feet going numb was normal right? He  bobbed up and down in the water and every now and then a ghost floated  by and he did try to hit it with his weapon. Key word was try. What  was he even doing there? He doesn't know. Do you know?  Knittens was already shoving a cookie in his face because the poor boy  forgot breakfast, the most important meal of the day. He grinned back  at Jacket as he wave a friendly hello and chirped,  "Wanna join the sqaud?"  Helooked around the ghostsite and got ready his hockey stick. He was  gonna make the goal.
BRIT:  Strappon smacked Shades with a rather long stick he had with him.  "Hey, those are mine, you git." He said, sipping his tea, "Go help the  others and I'll consider sharing."
 Jacket's smile seemed to widen further at Bodysuit and he held out his  hand.  "Name's Jacket!" He said, "I'd love to join teh squad! We've been...  Ehhh, starting, I guess."  He looked back at the beach, rubbing the back of his neck with a  little nervous chuckle.
 Duster looked over at the other Angel in the water and poked him  gently with his sword.  "You don't have to be so deep in the water, you know." He said simply,  "You'll get sick, have you no tact?"
BOXER:  Boxer was relaxing and not doing his job. He was to lazy anyways, he  didn't care anymore. He got up and started to look at all the Angels  then he see Duster. Boxer walks towards him crack his neck and  knuckles. "Hey names Boxer, the Angel who will defeat God" smiles as  he said. He was prideful of saying it a lot. "So what's your name?" he  asked with a smile.
EMI:  Dermal sat looking disinterestedly at the beach and the Abbey's Angels  scattered about, most of them groaning and putting little effort into  the job dropped onto them. All this waste. And HE had to babysit. Veil  nervously approached him with a silver tray of sandwiches and wine  spritzers.
 "I'm so glad you've replaced that other Seraph, sir! You're much more  fitting for the spot!" She chirped. "It seems like we're finally  getting some things done around here!!"
 Dermal simply smirked.  "Yes, I suppose it is nice to see things moving in the right  direction. Nice to actually see you around."
 Veil tried to hide her blush, but giggled a lot at the "compliment"
 In the meantime, Trenchcoat ran away from a pair of tiny squid ghosts  that were apparently not as dead as he has suspected, kicking them  around. One of the squids launched all the way to Jacket's face.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt smiled at Jacket and offered up her bag filled with  juice boxes "Teamwork sounds good to me! Care for a juice box??" She  then flushed a little "Oh! How rude of me, I'm Suspender skirt, it's  nice to meet you!" she then shifted her weight to offer her hand to  Jacket.
SAIYAN:  Undershirt, Wristband and T.J. all had arrived at the beach. The  weather wasn't that as good as they had hoped, it was a little cloudy  and dreary. But then again, they weren't here to have fun, they had a  job to do.
 "Jeez, this place is a mess" Undershirt said as he looked around the  beach.
 "You can say that again. This place looks like it's been littered with  a bunch of used condoms" Wristband added.
 Tuxedo Jacket just grunted. He did not want to be here at all! He was  gonna get sand in his nice dress shoes! His suit would get all dirty  too and his hair would probably get messed up, Nothing about this was  good at all.
 Undershirt looked around a bit and saw Shady, the other half of the  Ophanim pair in the Abbey.
 "Hey Shades! Nice to see you made it!" Undershirt said as he ran up to  him, with Wristband and T.J. in toe.
SOPHIE:  Bodysuit shrieked and in a moments notice, the clothing that once  covered her body was now gone, leaving her with a shovel in her hand  and nothing to cover her shame but her underwear and her hair.  With her weapon that was Jaden, but actually a shovel, she pried the  squid ghost from off Jacket's face /carefully./  /"I'm sorry I didn't want to touch that."/  She sighed, and held the shovel over her shoulder. "So, action's at  the beach then? Lets go!" She said, pointing her shovel forwards like  it was some sort of sword or something.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones shivered before he felt a gentle tap on his head and he  immediately freaked out. He was in the ocean if there were any octopi,  he was gonna cry. Sinking deeper into the ocean as he yelped,  "Virgin Mary protect me from the ocotpus-Oh... Hi, I'm Headphones."  He straightened up as he reutrned to just waist up water as he shrugs  at the comment as he replies,  "Nah, it's fine. I think I got sick so many times cause I stayed out  in the winter snow without a coat that my immune system is pretty much  use to the cold."  Knittens covered his own eyes since Fasci wasn't there to do it for  him as he introduced hiimself to Jacket,  "I'm Knittens! Welcome to sqaud of the children; Body suit is our  mom."
EMI:  Tattoo was with Toesocks on his commandeered boat "La Pene" from a  previous Ghost battle, getting some of the Ghosts further into the  water.  "Man, this BLOWS dude." He griped, roughly pulling the rope to adjust  the sail. Toesocks played with his hair."  "Oui," he sighed, staring at Tattoo's shirtless body working the sail.  "At least the view is nice..."
BRIT:  Jacket was about to take Suspender Skirt's hand when the little squid  ghost latched itself onto his face.  "MMFF" He screamed and tried to pull it off, which seemed to be doing  nothing. He struggled to no avail, flailing around kind of  chaotically.  Bodysuit saved the boy's life and the squid went launching into the  distance.  "Nice! Thanks, Lady!" He said, before laying eyes on her practically  nude body. "--O h."
 A small nod at Headphones and he looked over the water again.  "I suppose that's fine, then. Just don't catch pneumonia, you're  useless with it."  When approached, he looked over at Boxer disinterestedly.  "Quite a mouthful." He said, turning away and stabbing the small squid  ghost out of the air. "Duster."  He stabbed a few more in the ocean. He then stopped and peered over  his shoulder at Boxer.  "Don't you have something to do, or would you rather stay on Earth  with these humans?"
KRO:  Shades snickered to himself as he got chastised by Strappon, "Okay  mom, but it looks like they have everything under control-"  His sentenced trailed off as the squid flew from one end to the other,  perfectly nailing Jacket, "Holy shit, that was a good shot."
 He waved over at Undershirt's group, "Well yeah, of course I had to  make it. Maybe this way Duster can get a tan, he's practically  translucent."  Speaking of Duster, Hot Pants left Sukafu on hold as another Angel  approached the pale beanpole he called boyfriend, "Duster, more like  my man." His tone was rather possessive and admittedly he did feel a  bit dumb after saying that.
 "Oh hi there..." Hot Pants waved over at Headphones, completely caught  off guard at his presence.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt pushed off either suspender and let her skirt drop  gracefully to the floor, she then used one leg to kick her skirt up  and twirled it into Beau. She didn't mind she was only in her panties,  wearing shorts underneath her skirt annoyed her too much. "Where do  you all want to start?" She then noticed Body suit's nakedness and  looked away in embarrassment.
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SOPHIE:  Bodysuit couldn't help but chuckle; "Sorry, but I /did/ say my name  was bodysuit. It's not like I wear another bodysuit underneath this."  She put a hand over the top of her eyes... despite the apparent lack  of a sun; looking out to the beach. "C'mon, these ghosts aint gunna  smite themselves!" She laughed, leading the way back to the beach.  "Say, Susps, could I get a juicebox?"
 Scrunchy was on a mission, without permission. Actually nobody knew  she was there. Somewhere deep in the sand with a snorkel lie this  angel. She was like a land shark, moving around, scouting for ghosts  but only getting trash. /Maybe she should be looking for ghosts in the  ocean. Not in the sand./
BOXER:  "Nah, because all were doing is kill fish Ghost" he grabs one and  crash it " i look for a challenge not a Fish" he said. Boxer looks  around and see Undershirt with a Girl. "Wonder how she is?" he asked  himself. He started to walk toward Undershirt and Wristband. "Hey  Undershirt" he said to him with smile then looks at the Wristband."Hey  there, sugars" says hello to Wristbands.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones nods as he waves goodbye to whatever his name was. He  forgot to ask his name. Clover pecked at his forehead as he sneezed  quietly, maybe he should actually get out of the water. As he walked  out of the water he heard someone saying hi and he wasn't sure if it  was towards himself either. Looking around he pointed to himself as he  looked at the guy greeting god knows who. This was the most people  tried interacting with him. Then again he wasn't reading porn  either...  Knittens stumbled around blindly, both his eyes covered and suddenly  he felt something brush against his leg. Mother maria, he was going to  die. He jumped and squeaked in surprise, only to see a snorkel going  around the sand. He thinks he knows who it is too.  "Big sis Scrunch...?" he asked a bit afraid.
SAIYAN:  Undershirt laughed a bit.
 "I don't think he'll end up getting a tan, not with this overcast"  Undershirt said to Shade's as he pointed to the sky.
 Meanwhile, Wristband and T.J. both wandered off and went to work.  Wristband wandered her way over to Veil and Dermal and T.J,walked over  towards Trench.
 "Hey guys you want any help?" they both said to their respective  parties but both with a different tone.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt rummaged through her bag with one hand "Sure thing  mum! I have orange, apple, grape, peach, pear and many more!" she then  looked up at Body suit and over to the other angels roaming the beach  and repenting ghosts.
BRIT:  Duster gave Hot Pants a small smile.  "Your insecurities are showing." He said simply.
 Jacket pumped a fist into the air, adjusting Dual Pride.  "I guess you're right! Anyway,my partner's around here somewhere! We  can really do some damage if we stick together!" He said, giving them  all a grin. He was purposefully avoiding looking down- these ladies  had no shame and he would not shame them. "Also, hit me up with that  juice box, I'll gladly take one!"
 Strappon peeked through his binoculars at the rest of the Angels. Yep,  there were at least trying...  Was there someone sand-snorkling??
KRO:  "You'd be surprised how many UV rays slip through clouds. I've  actually gotten nasty burns on cloudy days at the beach." And he can  prove it, but the scarring is covered up with tattoos so now he can't  prove shit.  Sukafu approached Shades and Undershirt, patting Shades on the  shoulder then pointed over to Bodysuit's group, "Babe, I think those  are new people. I think you and your friend here maaaay want to  introduce yourselves considering you're higher ups. I can give your  friend here some company by not stealing his treats."
 Sukafu had a point and Shades may as well do it. He gestured for  Undershirt to follow him and called out greetings as he approached  Bodysuit's group.  "Yoo, I don't think I've seen your faces around yet. Y'all's new  here?"
 "Shut!" Hot Pants pinched Duster's sides, twisting it a little. How  dare he point out the obvious.
EMI:  Two shots could be heard from a chair behind Strappon's lookout before  one bullet went past Jackets head and the other knocked the Ghost  Squid off of Trenchcoat's booty. Tee kicked his leg back onto the  chair and leaned back, scoffing.
 "Man, this shit's gonna take a week if we let it." He took a bite of a  cookie backed by his beloved twin brother. "Or ifff we don't kick  their asses in gear." Cumbs flew with every syllable and one wondered  if he actually ate any of the damn confectionary.
 Trenchcoat hopped a bit at the shot, thankfully not having hit him but  that's another hole in his coat. He rubbed his butt and looked at T.J.  and grumbled.
 "What does it LOOK like?" He griped. "This place is a God forsaken  mess. If it were me, I would have had the damn city PAY us to do  this."
 Dermal lifted his sunglasses and looked up at Wristband. Veil waved at  her and smiled.  "Oh, hello! Of course, just take out your weapon and please take care  of the other Ghosts!" She said, laughing nervously.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt smiled and passed Jacket an apple juice box and  Bodysuit a peach juice box "I hope you guys enjoy!" she then turned to  the group "I'm gonna leave the bag of juice boxes in the van if that's  okay?" She said as she gently placed the bag onto the spot she had  once been in.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy's hand burst from underneath the sand, holding out a thumbs  up to answer Knitten's question. As to how she heard it, nobody could  really guess. Another hand came up, holding heaps of plastic bags.  /Were those seriously malwart bags? Damnit Scrunchy./  She poked her head out from underneath the sand, gracefully. Like  a  mermaid flipping water off of its gleaming hair. Except it was sand,  and it was being launched somewhere at least away from Knittens. /"Sup  lil dude?"/
 Bodysuit smiled, tilting her head to the side as she took the peach  juicebox from Susp. "Thank you darlin, and that's alright!" She  smiled, patting Suspender Skirt's head gently. "Say, what's your  partner's name? I'd love to introduce myself properly.-" she began,  before turning her attention to Shades. "I'm rather new-yes. Nice to  meet you!" She waved.. giving quit e  the vi e w.
BOXER:  Boxer got pissed as he got ignore so he look for someone to hang out  with. As he looked around and saw Tattoo. "He looks like a fun guy to  hang out with" he said to himself. He walks over to him and set next  to him. "Yo, Names Boxer" he said. "Yours?" Boxer asked him as he sat  back and relax.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones shrugs; guess not. He lifted his grappling hook, and  realized everyone was interacting with people and couldn't help but  feel lonely. Then again, it's nice that people were getting along,  right? Honestly. he was a bit lost on what was happening. He walked  over towards everyone else and then saw a nude lady. Good for her,  rebel against the clothing wearers. He gently approached and  whispered,  "Legs so hot they can fry an egg."  God help him.  Knittens felt proud, he hadn't seen Scrunchy in a while and she still  hadn't changed. Maturity hadn't gotten to her yet. He replies,  "You know, living like larry. You? And uh... you got an extra pair of  snorkles?"
MLLERMANDA:  Gauges had decided to walk to the beach in order to clean up. He looks  at the beach and sees how sad it looks, which made him sad. " Oh..."  Even though the idea of cleaning a beach sounded boring as hell, he  was desperate for an adventure and was willing to go there. Gauges  wearing a white T-shirt, khaki shorts, and brown flip flops. Wearing a  bikini under his clothes and bringing some trash bags with him, he  notices the other angels that were there and admire them from far  away. " Oh my god~" He grins enthusiastically as he starts to pick up  some trash, hoping for angels to notice him.
KRO:  "Yo nice to meet- oh..." Shades slowly put down his hand, feeling like  he walked in on something he wasn't supposed to.  "Uh- anyways. Name's Shades, I'm one of the Ophanim that hangs out at  the Abbey. I'm just here with my buddy here to say that if you or  someone you know needs some sort of help, we're here for that?"  He'd be lying if he said that this totally wasn't something out of an  anime scene.
SAIYAN:  "Dude, you just burn because you're white as fuck" Undershirt said as  he nudged Shades before Sukafu nudged him and he followed him over to  to Body Suit,
 "I wish we got paid for this shit!" T.J, said he started to pick up a  random kelp ghost thing.
 "How do you put up with this?" he asked Trench.
 "You got it!" Wristband said as she pulled out one of her butterfly  swords and started STABBING THE SHIT OUT OF AS SMALL GHOST LIKE A  CAPRI SUN!.
SAIYAN:  "What, you're not gonna introduce me by name, Shadey?" Undershirt  asked. "Anyway, my name's Undershirt, the other Ophanim that he speaks  of."
 He extended a hand outwards towards Body Suit.
HITA:  "What can I say except... you're welcome," came the soft singing from  behind Tattoo and Toesocks... somehow.  Okay, to be fair she did get  there by swimming and using her hair.  You know, her magical hair.  Still, it didn't account for the sparkles and the glow from the metal  at her feet to display her entrance in good detail.  "Howdy!  Do you  want any help?  I... have been out here for like... three days."  Oops.  Still, she smirked at the duo on La Pene, hoping to not portray  her confusion over the fact that she found a boat.  Oh well.
BRIT:  Strappon flinched at the gunshot behind him and whipped around.  "Tee, can you _please_ not commit crimes? At least here?!" He yelled  over to his cousin.  Overshirt gave him a nervous laugh, dusting the cookie crumbs off  himself.
 Jacket was certainly lucky and gave an awfully fake laugh.  "WELL LET'S GET WORKIN, FOLKS!" He laughed forcably, running off  toward Trenchcoat. He wasn't about to get shot again.
 Duster adjusted himself a little, but the pinching at his sides was  something he was used to. He stabbed behind Hot Pants, and held up a  gross, wiggling starfish ghost.  "If you don't mind, we've got work to do." He said, narrowing his eyes  at Hot Pants.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt wandered towards the ocean, firing arrows at the small  starfish that wanted to latch onto her skin "That's disgusting" she  mumbled to herself, she then squinted at the ocean, just as an octopus  emerge and smackdown a tentacle near her. She squeaked and rolled to  the side like in a shitty arpg and got up a little wobbly firing four  arrows at once towards it and poofing it.
SOPHIE:  Bodysuit raised her eyebrow, whispering back to Headphones.  /"Leg so hot hot?"/  She returned her attention to the Ophanims in front of herself and  smiled, firmly shaking Undershirt's hand. "My name's bodysuit, It's a  pleasure to meet you! If it's not any trouble, might I ask why this  beach looks so foul?" She laughed, tilting her head to the side. Gosh,  lady. You need a real life censor bar.
 Scrunchy looked around, before diving back below the sand and pulling  out a whole scuba set, plus another snorkel.  /"You think I came here with just this little piece of plastic?"/  Scrunchy no, Scrunchy stop.
SAIYAN:  Undershirt brought his hand back to his side after the hand shake. He  looked at her up and down for a moment, trying not to settle his eyes  on any one particular spot for too long.
 "Uhhh, I think it has something to do with unfinished business with  Panty and Stocking forgetting about the beach ghosts after that whole  incident with the Demon Sisters." he replied.
EMI:  "I don't." Trench said with the most serious face. He was probably  just as lazy as Jacket, though he'd never admit it. He spun kicked a  fish jumping at him from the deep.
 Dermal put his sunglasses back on. Oh, good. They were dealt with.  This job was pretty easy.  Then a small hermit crab Ghost crawled on his leg and he screamed like  a girl, and Veil smacked his knees with the tray and it was a mess.
 Tattoo scowled at the lady with magic hair. How the hell did she get  here? Whatever.  "You can fuckin' move, you're in my way."
KRO:  "Uh, oh right," Shades started, "Aside from the overcast, this beach  has been plagued by ghosts so it just looks like a huge pile of shit.  Or what Undershirt said."  There's no other way to put it, it is what it is.
 "We're just here to spruce it up."
 Sukafu froze, his heart accelerating a tad from the gun shots, "My  entire life flashed before my eyes..." he muttered to himself. Let's  just say the poor boy doesn't have good experiences with guns.
 Hot Pants shook his head, "Uh. WE? Nah, this is your task, not mine.  You're the one supposed to be working your way back up to Heaven,  mister."
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  A giant whale ghost rose from the water majestically near Suspender  skirt and she shrieked in fear. She fired five arrows at once while  screaming at the top of her lungs and running backwards. _Whatever  that thing was it she did NOT like it_
BOXER:  Boxer was angry and bored, so head over to some rocks and starts to  suplex and punch them. He was releasing his anger out and also some  other emotions too. "GERMAN SUPLEX!" he shouted as he come in from  behind, clutching the rocks torso, and then bends back with full  force, dropping and slamming the rock on the head, smashing it. "I'm  so bored" he said as he keeps smashing rock after rocks.
BRIT:  "Well, I wasn't referring to YOU, Hot Pants." Duster said, turning  away, "You're clearly in the way. It's just too bad there isn't bigger  fish to fry, so to speak."  He looked up and saw the Whale ghost headed for poor Suspender Skirt  and tossed his washingpole in its direction like a pike. If it didn't  kill it, it at least moved it away from breeching onto her.
SAIYAN:  "Nice moves you got there bud!" T.J. complimented as he saw the fish  flop limply back into the water.
SOPHIE:  This was it. Her true home. Bangle was one with the ocean and the  ocean was one with her. She was free. Except for the fact that with  every fucking wave came a facefull of saltwater and weird ghosts. this  was disgusting. She used her chakrams to slice through the ghosts at  hand. She was doing a rather good job at this, until a large wave came  crashing down on her and she gently floated to the shore, sighing in  defeat and staring up at the sky.  /"Can I sleep yet, god"/
MLLERMANDA:  Gauges kept picking up trash as he listens in to the other angels  talking. Even though he couldn't hear them clearly, he knows that at  least the others were having some type of fun. He pouts a bit as he  turns his head towards Boxer and hears "GERMAN SUPLEX!" He shivers a  bit, wondering why Boxer was so angry. He turns his head away, knowing  that he could kiss his ass if he wanted to. Gauges goes back picking  up more trash as he whines to himself.
SAIYAN:  T.J. wasn't sure where he picked up those moves, but he would sure  love to learn them.
 Undershirt nodded his head. Of course those Angels would leave a mess  for them to clean up. Typical Panty and Stocking.
 Wristband watched as Dermal screamed like a tiny girl and Veil hit him  with a tray.
 "Hey you alright there, Dermal?" she asked slightly concerned, but  also trying her hardest to suppress the giggles that were trying to  work their way free.
KRO:  Hot Pants huffed at Duster's attempt to save Suspender Skirt, "Tch,  show off." Guess he'll leave the guy to collect smaller ghosts.
 There was raucous laughter coming from behind Veil and Dermal. It was  Gogo who couldn't help but to laugh at Dermal's misfortunes. It's what  he deserves after the shit he pulled during their active idol years.  "Oh poor Dermal's a little...  /crabby/ ."
HITA:  Head tilting, Brooch hummed in the back of her throat.  "Well, see, I  could move.  Buuuuut..."  The long drawn out noise came with the  scraping of metal on metal as one of her Eyes of Eden appeared in her  hair's grasp.  The other one came up to be grasped on her right arm.  "I've got a job to do!  Evil never sleeps and neither do I!  Time to  nab me some goop grubs!"  Still, she did turn to Tattoo and Toesocks,  eyes almost sparkling.  "If I grab them, will you bag them?!"
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Scrunchy, yes. Knittens puts on the second snorkel and grabs those  really tiny pocket flashlights and whispers to her,  "Lets get some scrubs."  He put on the scuba set as he hopped into the hole with her. He was  down to clown till he was dead in the ground. Knittens strapped his  hockey stick on his back, he was ready to wreck house.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  Boxer smashes a few rock and got his steam out. He then went back to  finding someone to hang out with, anyone really. "Theirs got to be  someone to hang out with" he said to himself as he looked. He then see  Jacket and walk over to him, "Hey the names Boxer, I'm Wrath Fallen"  he said with a smile. "What's your name, buddy" Boxer asked.
SAIYAN:  Wristband heard a voice behind her and whipped around and say Gogo  standing there. Where the hell did she come from? She smiled a bit as  she got up in a proper standing position.  "Well well well... Look who decided to show up!" Wristband said as she  turned to Gogo and folded her arms with a smile.
EMI:  Dermal shoved Veil away and huffed, his hair now a little disheveled.  He straightened himself out and cleared his throat.  "Yes. Yes, I'm fine." He gave a fake laugh while Veil fixed his hair.  However, it stopped RATHER abruptly as familiar laughter rang out  behind him.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt tripped backwards and landed on the sand, grains of  sand flying up off the ground with her thud just as the whale poofed.  She waved her thanks at Duster "Thank you!!" she attempted to yell,  yet her voice wasn't as loud as she imagined it to be. Standing up,  she stabbed another small ghost with just an arrow.
SOPHIE:  Bodysuit looked over at the mayhem ensuing. "Makes sense!" She nodded,  readying her shovel at her side. "Well, in that case, would you two  care to join me? ...I think I scared everyone off sadly." She laughed,  looking around. She kicked up some sand and unveiled crab ghost;  before staring at it blankly and brushing the sand back ontop of it.  Nobody saw that.
BRIT:  Toesocks tiled his head.  "Oui, I don't see why not! Don't be such a-- uh... Poop, Tattoo~!" He  chuckled, pushing his partner.
 Jacket had wandered away from the crew and started to bust some ghosts  and bag 'em proper when Boxer approached him. He tilted his head at  him.  "Yo! I'm Jacket, also a wrath fallen! Not really a badge of pride, but  whatevs!" He said, giving him an energetic smile.
 Duster nodded at Suspender Skirt. He's got u fam, even if you're not a  partner. Wading in her direction, he picked up his duster coat and  shook it out before turning it back into Blood Covered. He stabbed a  few more ghosts.
 Strappon looked down at the group of gaffawing Angels behind him and  lifted a brow, just noticing Sukafu.  "Oh, you're Shades' friend, right?" He asked.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy pulled out a little map she had seemingly constructed. What  the hell?  as she and Knittens dived back under the sand, they somehow entered a  tunnel system that one could only guess scrunchy constructed. "See, I  got all this land scoped out. /I heard that there was a biiig ghost  here at some point worth some killer heavens ya dig./ Some even say  there's a treasure chest containing all that sweet sweet godly gold"  She nodded. Of course, this was all.. false. But it wouldn't stop her  from believing. She'd never stop believing, she'd hold onto that  feeling.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Cool" he said with smile. "What did you do to get down here on  Earth?" he asked because he was curious about it. He was then wonder  why this innocence guy could be a Wrath Fallen. He was thinking and  had a thinking face on then waited for his response*
SAIYAN:  "Sure I'd be glad to help you" Undershirt said to Body Suit.
 Undershirt then proceeded to transform his undershirt into his flail  and proceeded to kick up some sand and play whack a mole with the crab  ghosts that inhabited the sand.
SHARKNADO GHOST:  All the Angels were so concentrated on the smallfry the didn't even  notice something wicked lurking in the depths. A rather large ghost  had only barely poked its fin out of the water before disappearing  again. Watching, waiting, it spotted a boat floating lonely on the  water.
EMI:  Trenchcoat scoffed. "Yeah, I used to be kinda a big deal in Heaven and  all." He put his hands on his hips, starting to walk more onto the  actual Beach. "Sucks that no one recognizes the glory that is  Trenchco-"  He had started, but he fell into what seemed like a tunnel system.
 "Gotta keep the crew in line, y'know?" Tee said, leaning back more.  "Fallen Angels have no direction, so I gave 'em one. Doin a better job  than you, Cuz!" He shouted at Strappon, tossing a Beach Ball at his  head and missing.
KOTORIKEI:  The day was still young and for the young Jayeol, he was rather lively  as ever. Not that the time of day had anything to do with this. He had  taken the opportunity that was the “Beach adventure”(?) —that's  what he was calling it— to go on a slight jog as his means of  getting to said beach. He had heard about the whole clean up thing  that was going to be going on at it and was rather interested to see  what the whole deal was. Of course, Jayeol didn't plan to do any  cleaning himself unless he had nothing else to do, but he mostly just  wanted to check things out. He was dressed in his usual clothes of a  skirt and crop top, but he had decided just in case to bring his  bathing suit with him, though he wasn't sure if he would so much as  even look at it during this little adventure, he wasn't one for  swimming in public waters. It was not long before Jayeol arrived, they  had taken some detours to look at some of the interesting things in  Daten, as they had only been there for a short period of time and were  still getting used to the city. They had also gotten lost about four  times during their run but eventually, they did manage to arrive.  Looking for all the people at the beach they decided it best to just  stay to themselves for now if anybody wanted to talk they could come  see him. If he was being completely honest with himself, talking to  people always did make him a little nervous, English was not  Chanyeol's first language and getting the hang of it was rather  tricky. Jayeola first language as some may know was Korean, and as  such, they did make quite a few mistakes in their language that might  bother some people more than others. Before anybody could really  notice their presence, Jayeol took it upon themselves to sit  themselves down on the sand, they had brought with them a bag, mostly  for their bathing suit but also for a nice drink that they could sip  on while they watched the comedy that is the angles of Daten, he had  heard that they were ridiculous and upon first glance…. It was  worse.
SAIYAN:  "Excuse you? I've never heard of you before. Though I can safely say  that YOU have ME. You know, the son of the richest man in heaven?  Tuxedo Jacket? Ring a bell?" He asked Trench as he folded his arms and  glared at him.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones left the conversation, he left this existence entirely.  Where was he? He doesn't know. He reached another plane of life he  isn't sure where. Actually, he was just making a sandcastle on the  shore. He made small towers and Clover brought him shells to decorate  his small castle. It wasn't the best, but it was his. For the first  time in his life, he actually felt proud of himself. Sure, he was  alone but he felt happy; happy with his sand castle. Then a ghost  flopped onto his masterpiece, ruining it entirely. He never felt so  offended in his life. He grabbed the ghost and tied it with the rope  end of his grappling hook. He spun the rope, increasing speed every  second to see it suffer. Jesus, Headphones chill.  Knittens whispered back,  "We gonna find this gold Scrunchy and you know what we gonna do when  we do? We'll go to bunny island Scrunchy, we'll go to your people."  Treasure sounded better than swatting ghosts off the beach as his  snorkel crept in the sand.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt made her way towards the van for some snacks, shooting  arrows at the skittering small crabs and other ghosts that attempted  to get near her, she was on a conquest for snacks and no ghost would  get in the way of her food
EMI:  Trench looked up from his pit and growled. Who was this prick?!  "Richest man in Heaven? Yeah right, bro. That role was filled by my  family for EONS. Get on my level."
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy whispered with determination; _"I can finally go home to my  people. They need me.."_ She clenched a fist, raising it up with  pride; before turning her attention to someone who just fell into her  tunnel.  _"...Uh,,"_ She whispered, tilting her head at Trenchcoat. _"Who the  fuck are you"_ she whispered,handing knittens her map. Gurl, This  treasure was hers and Knittens who was this. Some bonshaquitalafondra  look alike? Hell no.
KRO:  "Don't go too far in that the tide will get you, I don't think you can  even swim but that's ok I have floaties for your arms!"  Hot Pants yelled over at Duster's direction, teasing him and hoping to  get a giggle out of Suspender Skirt.
 "Please never use a gun again in my presence," Sukafu squinted at Tee.  His demeanor changed as Strappon addressed him, "Oh! I'm his  boyfriend, actually. Figured I tag along to see how he works around  here."
 Shades shrugged and summoned one Lion Hearted, stabbing it on the  ground where the small ghost crab was at. He scanned the horizon for  any tardy angels and spotted a small figure by the beach's entrance.  Probably someone that ran late. He approached the newcomer, saying his  greetings and all, "Yo, you a new kid running late here?"
HITA:  Grinning, Brooch let out a cheer, her second Eye of Eden swinging over  her head.  Stretching her arms before her brought to light the thick  and gnarled scar on her back that faded into tattoos.  Most of them  seemed to be silly swirls but a few seemed to be actual symbols.  Regardless, as that didn't matter, she slid into place on the very  edge of the boat, watching the water and preparing to launching into  the water to grab up some of them.
 "Your friend is grumpy but you're very nice!  Love your hair," she  said to Toesocks before diving and using the one part of her weapon  set as a sort of board to ride on, cheering.  Brooch was ready for  this.  Probably.  Maybe.
SAIYAN:  T.J. blinked. You wot m8? Excuse your face. That comment really pissed  him off. Of course he was part of the richest family in heaven! How do  you think he could afford all of his clothes?
 "Well aren't you special! If that's true how come no one's heard of  you?" he smiled at Trench.
KRO:  Gogo leaned on Dermal's shoulders, giving the guy a cheeky smile,  "Aren't you going to be a good sport and help out your fellow Angels?  A good Seraph would sacrifice everything to help out the ones they're  guiding."
 But you know, that's none of their business.
KRO:  "Oh, hi sweetie, how are you doing?" They waved over at Wristband,  "You're looking rather chipper today...more than this guy," they said  pointing at Dermal. Gogo will never not stop picking on him.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Knittens hissed quietly as he held the map close to his heart as he  scans the intruder. Were pirates already trying to get their treasure?  Scrunchy just wants to go back to her land and see her people. He  gently pokes Trench's head with a shovel. He asks,  "Who you be and why're you in our tunnel?"  They didn't have another scuba set and he wasn't taking the risk on  the possible chance of mutiny. He was ready to send this land dweller  back top side.
BRIT:  "I beat that loser up!" Jacket said, pointing to Trenchcoat. "Man,  look at him. Thinkin he's cool. He's so disillusioned. You shoulda  seen the look on my teacher's face when he saw me beat his ass! It was  fucking hilarious!"  He still had a smile on his face like this was the funniest story in  the world. You fell from grace, Jacket. Geez.
 Duster looked back at Hot Pants and raised his arms in a shrug.  "Why don't you bring your shrimpy ass over here and say that to my  face!" He said in his direction. He didn't usually raise his voice. He  learned not to because it terrified people.
 Toesocks laughed and waved his hand dismissively at Brooch.  "Oh, zat's just how he is! Don't worry about him." He said, "Now go in  there and bust some clams!"
 "O-oh." Strappon replied. Boyfriend huh? Excuse him.  "Also, don't worry about my cousin. He doesn't shoot anything by his  hoodlum gang."
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Susp had gotten a large plate of snacks and a couple juice boxes from  the van. She intended to eat it all, but decided she would share it  with others. She made her way to Strappon, and any other angels who  were kind of near him. "Would anyone like sandwiches and cream puffs??  I also have juice boxes" she smiled sheepishly
SOPHIE:  A small crocodile approached Strappon, holding a bouquet of roses in  its jaws. It'd been 3000 years. It dropped the roses and scurried off.  /Cuddles wasn't hot and ready./
 Bangle, who lie somewhat lifeless at the shore, seemed to reanimate  when mention of food came about. She sprung up and dusted herself off,  making her way over to Suspender skirt.  "That sounds all so great!" She grinned, placing a hand on her hip.  "Say, I haven't seen you around before. Granted I don't see people  often. Or at least it's been a while since i /could see..."/ she  trailed off.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Wow" surprised. "I went on a rampage in heaven" he said with a smile.  He was having a nice time with Jacket then his Punch sense started to  tingle. There was something that was big and needed to punch.  "Something needs to be punch and it's big" he said with a 'i want to  punch something' look.
SAIYAN:  "I'm doing well! How are you, Gogo?" She asked before letting out a  giggle.
 "Yeah he isn't doing so hot right now" she said as she laughed at  Dermal;s misfortune.
KRO:  "I WILL."  And so Hot Pants actually walked up to Duster, looking him dead in the  eyes, "Seriously, did they ever teach you how to swim because that's a  real concern I have if you ever happen to get dragged out there."
 Sukafu laughed nervously, "Sorry, it's just that I never had good  experiences whenever guns were involved. It's a reaction I guess you  can say. You must be Strappon, correct? Shades talks a lot about you,  it's kind of endearing."
 "Oh, you know! Having a blast teasing this guy. Other than that, I've  been doing quite fine, dear." Gogo replied.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender smiled "I'm actually new" she replied to Bangle while  passing her three thick sandwiches and two juice boxes "I'm Suspender  skirt, nice to meet you!" She chirped happily piling a good amount of  cream puffs
KOTORIKEI:  Looking up at the weird man in front of him Jayeol quickly shot up  from their sitting position to greet the new friend… friend?....  Friend. Now Jayeol certainly did not like being considered late, they  arrive precisely when they intend to, and will not accept being called  tardy by some guy with bad taste in glasses. “I am not late at all  mister, I arrive when I wanted to” Crossing their arms they eye  Shady with puffed cheeks. Jayeols voice for those who have never heard  it was probably quite a confusing one, as it was rather androgynous.  It would be quite difficult to hear Jayeols voice and pinpoint it to a  sex of any kind, furthering confusing those he talks to. It is worth  noting though not important that their korean accent often sometimes  makes them hard to understand to those who are perhaps not used to  hearing the language, but aside from small grammar mistakes Jayeol  seems to do okay. They looked over the man in front of him further,  unsure really what they wanted in talking to Jayeol, was he a weirdo,  a creep, did he want money, was he honestly just curious… the world  may never know, but safe to say Jayeol kept his guard up, this boy was  always ready for some good ol’ fashioned fisticuffs, however he  would like to avoid it today he had just gotten his nails done the  previous. In his head however Jayeol was still going over weather or  not he could exactly fight this large man with poor taste in eyewear  —who is probably a weeb now that he thinks about it— and he came  to the conclusion that he was indeed short enough to land some  rather... deadly blows. However, he would hold off for now, he didn't  want to kill anybody just yet, but he could, don't test him on that,  he totally could and that's for sure not a lie on his part.
KOTORIKEI:  Looking up at the weird man in front of him Jayeol quickly shot up  from their sitting position to greet the new friend… friend?....  Friend. Now Jayeol certainly did not like being considered late, they  arrive precisely when they intend to, and will not accept being called  tardy by some guy with bad taste in glasses. “I am not late at all  mister, I arrive when I wanted to” Crossing their arms they eye  Shady with puffed cheeks. Jayeols voice for those who have never heard  it was probably quite a confusing one, as it was rather androgynous.  It would be quite difficult to hear Jayeols voice and pinpoint it to a  sex of any kind, furthering confusing those he talks to. It is worth  noting though not important that their korean accent often sometimes  makes them hard to understand to those who are perhaps not used to  hearing the language, but aside from small grammar mistakes Jayeol  seems to do okay. They looked over the man in front of him further,  unsure really what they wanted in talking to Jayeol, was he a weirdo,  a creep, did he want money, was he honestly just curious… the world  may never know, but safe to say Jayeol kept his guard up, this boy was  always ready for some good ol’ fashioned fisticuffs, however he  would like to avoid it today he had just gotten his nails done the  previous. In his head however Jayeol was still going over weather or  not he could exactly fight this large man with poor taste in eyewear  —who is probably a weeb now that he thinks about it— and he came  to the conclusion that he was indeed short enough to land some  rather... deadly blows. However, he would hold off for now, he didn't  want to kill anybody just yet, but he could, don't test him on that,  he totally could and that's for sure not a lie on his part.
EMI:  Trench waved the shovel out of head and scrambled out of the pit.  "How come I've never heard of YOU? Obviously you're just a cheap  imitation of the real thing!" What a comback asshole. "You're just  ignorant, obviously. Just like all the other shitty Angels around!"
 His body tensed up when he heard Jacket mention his name and his head  whipped around.  "HEY, LOSER! IT WAS A TIE! I still need a REMATCH!" He shrieked.
 Meanwhile, Tattoo grumbled and whacked Toesocks with the oar they had  on the boat as hard as he could.  "Stop FLIRTING and WORK. Whatever, I'm down as long as I get something  out of this shit..."
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones suddenly over his little breakdown with his sand castle  heard Bangles and snickered a bit. Yes, he knew of someone who was  affected by that hair change. He slipped into this conversation like  he was welcomed at all and sits by them on that ground as he slyly  replies,  "Yeah, and good thing too. hair that long was a bit troublesome,  right?"  He says this as if he didn't have hair that reached his fucking feet.  Hypocrite.
EMI:  Dermal took Gogo's arms off him like they were contaminated and made a  face. Gross.  "Very funny. How about YOU join them, hmm? I have more important  matters."
SAIYAN:  "Ignorant? You're the on living in your own little fantasy world, Mr.  Trump" T.J. retorted with his face red with rage.
 "Also what do you mean a tie? How does that work at all?" he yelled at  Trench with his arms flailing.
HITA:  "I don't think he was flirting!"  This was followed by a spray of  water up the side of the boat as a large amount of goop shot up and  into Tattoo's face.  "Oops!  Sorry there, Debbie Downer!!"  She wasn't  sorry at all about hitting him, more that he had no warning.
SOPHIE:  Bangle could feel the sweat piling up on her forehead. Dear god, does  she offend the kid by not taking this all and also maintaining her new  years resolution to actually get her shit together-fuck it. She took  all this food into her hands and stared blankly at Headphones. "Yeah,  it was. Say.." She stared, feeling a bit sick to her stomach. "You  want some snacks?" She asked; but it looked more like she was begging  Headphones to take this heaping pile of food.
KRO:  "Oh..." This isn't someone affiliated with the Abbey then. He's  certainly never seen this kid around unless they JUST fell. If they  were even an Angel. It's hard to tell.  "Well, more importantly, are you an Angel or just a passerby checking  out the beach? It's probably not safe to be here all that much, so I  recommend not getting near the water."
 Gogo wrapped their arm around Dermal, making it clear that they  weren't gonna go away that easily, "Because you're not joining them.  It's not fair if I do all the hard work while higher ranks just sit  about doing nothing. Come on, pick up a fish or two with me instead of  flirting with your girlfriend here."
BRIT:  "That's cute, because I talk about him a lot in a non-endearing  sense." Strappon laughed, "Honestly, though, he's not that bad."  He offered him a tea cup.  "Want some tea, then?"
 Duster just laughed at Hot Pants.  "Nothing can kill me." He said with a straight face, cutting his  laughter short and turning back to the ghosts. "Gross."
 "Nah, it wasn't a tie, jackass! You're just a sore loser!" Jacket  called to Trenchcoat before turning back to Boxer.  "You, uh, wanna run that by me again?"
 Toesocks rubbed his head, pouting at Tattoo.  "Fine, I am!"
SHARKNADO GHOST:  The ghost swam toward the boat, going on the other side of the  commotion and peered its head out to look at the crew on it before  dipping back in, its fin still present, and swimming around it in  circles.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones looked at the pile and considered the options. He didn't  exercise, so anything he consumes will literally crush his thin figure  but at the same time, he was a gluttonous fuck. He ate cereal for 3  years straight, he needs this okay. He tried hard to justify his  actions but he gently pushed the fuck it button and grabbed half of  the rations to 'lighten' her load. He felt no guilt. Headphones with  mouth full of creampuffs tells Suspenders,  "Thanks by the by. I'm Headphones- wait... You're not old right?"  He says this since he was not a PG-13 guy, he strolled around Daten  nude once for christ's sake. He wasn't for children.
EMI:  Tattoo's face almost blended in with the red in his Tattoo he was so  mad. Nothing new to be honest.  "WOMAN, GET OUT OF MY FACE. This is a MAN'S job!"
 Veil, too, turned pink.  "G-g-g-GIRLFR IEND?" She sputtered in almost too deep of a tone. She  hid her face and Dermal rolled his eyes.  "Please do not harass my new secretary. She's doing... her best." He  paused, trying to find the appropriate term.  Don't do this, Gogo. He sighed in surrender.  "I don't feel like it would be productive to pitch in. This is them  earning their keep, after all. So many Angels in one place..."  Dermal eyed the horizon line, ignoring the three Fallens a little  farther off than the rest.
 "I wasn't TALKING TO YOU, but if you usually respond to LOSER, I guess  I know you're name now." Trenchcoat spat and turned back to Jacket. He  was 100% about to knock him into the ocean. No. The stratosphere.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Went on rampage on heaven and Sense that something needs to be Punch"  he said with calm demeanor. "Also, Buddy, a fights a fight!" he  shouted at him. He then saw what Trench did and gasp, then whisper in  Jackets ear. "You just got Burned" Boxer said.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt smiled at Bangle and Headphones "I have a lot more  food in mum's van so help yourself, and I'm 16" she smiled sheepishly  stacking two sandwiches and taking a bite out of the mega sandwich
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy looked around and shrugged. Welp. The threat was gone  apparently. She started to lead the way through her tunnel system,  marking each corned with a slash against the sand wall, so they know  where they had been. Scrunchy had a flashlight, as well as torches  ready for this adventure. Though, she did wonder one thing. She pulled  out her phone and typed out something on her screen before hitting  send, astonished that she even had a signal this low below the ground.  /"What if there's like.. a big guardian protecting the treasure chest  though.."/ Scrunchy fantasized, gesturing widely to imitate a monster.  /"WHAT IF YOU DEFEAT IT TO GET THE RICHES OF DOUBLOONS"/  Scrunchy are you ok?
 Bodysuit stared blankly at undershirt who had been trying to smite  crabs for 10 minutes short of an hour. Is this what earth was like?  /"Do you need help there-"/ she whispered, concerned for this man's  mental health at this point.
SAIYAN:  "I think she was talking about me!" Wristband said jokingly to Dermal  about Gogo's girlfriend comment.
 "Okay that's it! You're gonna get it" T.J. yelled as he tackled Trench  as hard as he could.
 Meanwhile, Undershirt was out of breath and sweating a bit as he took  a break from trying to kill these damn crabs. Why was there so many of  them? He then heard Bodysuit's voice and turned to look at her.
 "Yeah...if you wanna....help me...be my guest" he managed to say  between gasps.
KRO:  Sukafu snorted, trying to stifle a laugh, "Oh no, I get you. He needs  help and I'm usually taking care of him. It's for his own good, but  I'd love to have some tea." He said, accepting the cup offering.
 "Yeah I know you technically can't die, but I still worry- E UGH," Hot  Pants quickly ran out of the water after something slimy brushed up  against his legs.
 "Regardless it's a good way to humble yourself and have a nice  experience. After all, you Seraphs rarely leave your duties."  Gogo couldn't help but laugh at Wristband's comment, "I mean, that  works out fine too!"
 Shades couldn't help but turn back to the beach, hearing Angels  screaming about, "AY." He called out, "Instead of yelling at each  other, go clean out ghosts! There are penalties for fights between all  of you, so I wouldn't risk it if I was you."  Hopefully that calms these rich kids down.
KOTORIKEI:  Those words caused Jayeol to flinch slightly, ‘not safe’... did…  did this weird dude, think that Jayeol couldn't handle himself, was he  threatening him? “도전인가요. I can take care of myself ya’  know! My strength is good! Im not a baby!” Puffing up his cheeks he  glared into Shade’s bad glasses, and he was probably actually trying  to intimidate him. Before long they let out their breath before they  calmed down… surprisingly quick. Back to their normal self they  proceeded to answer Shades questions. “Firsts of all, I am not an  angels, but I don't need any protections from you!, Seconds, I don't  need to listen to you, you should not be so bossy.. It is not good for  your skin” Words of wisdom right there. During their little talk  Jayeol began to… circle around Shades, and honestly it wasn't clear  entirely what they were doing but… well it was happening. Jayeol was  trying to get a good read on exactly what kind of person Shades was,  they had a tendency to be on guard to new people but overall they  simply wanted to make sure that they could for sure beat up this  person if they needed to. Before long their circling turned into  pulling and grabbing, they were inspecting the boy's clothes as if  they were some sort of food critique for clothes. Before long they did  eventually speak up, however by the time they did they were basically  climbing up the angels back, they were probably looking for wing  holes… they didn't know how this worked. “Who are you anyways? Are  ya’ some kind of really fantastic person or something?”
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones ever so gently got his ass out of there, he wasn't scaring  kids. Listen when he was 16, shit went down and let's say his ass was  never the same. He wasn't doing this to other Angel kids, he wasn't  for that life man. He yelled back as he made his escape,  "SORRY I'M NOT GOOD FOR KIDS LIKE NOTHING AGAINST YOU BUT IM DOING  THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD HAVE A NICE LIFE."  He wasn't an adult, he couldn't be PG.  Realization hit Knittens like a truck as he panicked,  "What if we have to defeat the flying dutchman?"  He listened closely in the tunnels and tension was rising, and he  raised his shovel in defense for any trouble to tries to cross his  ways. He wasn't letting any ghosts getting his treasure, HE'LL DEFEND  HIS TREASURE, YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM HSI COLD DEAD HANDS TO GET  IT.
BRIT:  "Not really a burn if his words are empty." Jacket laughed. "That's  really a weird sense. I get into fights all the time, but hey! Super  powers are super powers!"  He watched Trenchcoat get tackled and snorted, trying not to burst  into a huge fit in case the boss was watching.  "Get rekt." He whispered.
 "Fucking pussy." Duster whispered under his breath. What was even  going on at the boat? Was that a shark?
 Strappon offered Sukafu a smiled and a nod before turning back to the  beach. Boy, what a shitshow this was, he thought to himself, casually  sipping his tea. /But that's none of his business./
HITA:  Did he just...?  Oh.  Hoe no.  Why you do it?  Blue eyes narrowing as  she swung back onto the boat, Brooch's hair flailed behind her.  Really time to calm down.  Almost.
 "Buddy.  Pal.  Friend.  Comrade.  Amigo."  She had to look up,  honestly, but oh well.  "If I wanted to be in your face, you'd have a  hard time getting me out of it.  Buckle up, Buttercup.  This is a  woman's job.  You need tubes to do this, my dude."  Tossing her hair  back over her shoulder, she jumped back out of the boat, waving at  Toesocks.  Time to get back to work.
EMI:  Dermal shot Gogo a very annoyed look. "Our duties are usually to serve  God, so I figure just being here is a privlage. Perhaps if it's more  than they can handle."  Veil held up her hands. "I'm a pacifist, so don't look at me." But no  one was looking at her anyway.
 Trenchcoat, flying to the left, turned and landed on his back,  scuffling with his shitty assulter. Punches and kicks flying from  their sandy pit, as well as some gross grunts.
 Tattoo vibraded and yanked the sail closed and turned the boom to  knock Toesocks off of the boat in a rage, also knocking a ghost that  was climbing onto his boat.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy was over eager. Somehow, this angel was tunneling like she  was a machine built specifically for the task. The thought of hidden  treasure was too amazing to pass up. Surely she'd find it, right? She  instructed Knittens to stand back some before she started burrowing  sand out to create a new path. Lucky for her that path was right  underneath Strappon's lifeguard tower. Without the sand underneath,  the structural integrity was compromised enough so that now, there was  a 4 foot hole that anyone in the immediate area around Strappon found  themselves in. Scrunchy looked up at the pink haired sakura man.  /"It wasn't me"/
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Alright, you want to go get something to eat or something?" he asks  Jacket. "got nothing better to do" he said calm and little bored. He  want to hang out with someone so he was going to hang out with Jackets  today on the Beach. "Also, it's a tingle i get when there something  strong coming and i want to fight" he said with smile.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt made snack deliveries to any angel close enough, she  had gone back to the van to put away the empty platter and was making  her way back when she tripped on a crab that was skittering away from  undershirt and yelped as she rolled down the beach, finally stopping  at the shore of the beach.
SAIYAN:  Wristband laughed at Gogo's comment again.
 "I think we make a pretty good pair!" she said as she leaned up  against Dermal.
 Meanwhile T.J. heard Shades yelling at he and Trench, just as they  started throwing punches. God damn it! Why couldn't those Ophanims  just let them settle it like men.
 "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! YOU HEARD THE MAN!" T.J. yelled at Trench as he  pushed himself off of him.
 He panted heavily and fixed his clothes. God damn it, his cloths got  all covered in sand.
 "Temporary truce? At least until Shades gets off our ass'" T.J. asked.
SHARKNADO GHOST:  The ghost continued its rounds around the boat until it finally  decided to pick up speed. It began swimming faster and faster until  the waters around the boat began to torrent into a whirlpool. Then, it  started to raise out of the water, turning the whirlpool into a  tornado!
KRO:  "You have absolutely no room to talk mama's boy." Hot Pants glared at  Duster as he tried to get ghost gunk out from between his toes.
 This child was sure something, Shades didn't know exactly how to feel  about a kid telling him to take his job easy. It's not like he can  whine like he does with Sukafu or Strap.  "Uh, well. I wouldn't say I'm fantastic but I am helping out Angels  with their cleaning duties. At least I should be."  He sighed of relief that Tuxedo Jacket and Trenchcoat stopped their  bickering, but he was certainly going after them for chastisement at a  later time. No fighting, shakira, shakira.
 Sukafu's body tensed up as basically everything caved in. He  instinctively tried to claw at the sand to prevent falling in but it's  sand. Of course it ain't gonna stay there.
 Before Gogo could make a comment, they looked off the shore and  pointed, "What the absolute fuck is that."
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt rolled over and sat up with a soft groan, she then  looked towards the ocean and noticed the whirpool form a tornado and  yelped "wHAT IS THAT"
SAIYAN:  Undershirt, Wristband and T.J, blinked.
EMI:  Begrudgingly, Trenchcoat stood up and dusted his coat off, grunting.  He opened his mouth to say something but looked onto the horizon line.  "No fucking way." He said in a rather uninterested tone, furrowing his  brow.
KRO:  Shades and Hot Pants looked towards the water, with Shades' mouth  agape.
 "You've got to be shitting me, there wasn't any water tornado  warnings...." Shades said.
SOPHIE:  Crab quest 5 was over and it was time for the next installment of why  the fuck am I here featuring a naked lady, an Irish angel and  sentences with bad grammar.
MLLERMANDA:  Gauges started to get really bored of picking up trash and was jealous  of the other angels. He was about to fall sleep on the spot until he  looks over and sees a tornado on the spot. " OH MY GOD!" Gauges  screech as he moves away from the waves and trips over his feet,  falling on the ground. Stars were in his eyes as he holds himself  together, " AWESOME!" He says in giddy, staying on the ground with  sand all over him.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Knittens waved at Sukafu, smiling sheepishly as he took in a breath  from his snorkel. Suddenly he heard squad was in trouble as he popped  his head out of the ground before seeing a tornado. Yeah no, he wasn't  gonna deal with that. He slowly returned underground as he closes up  the hole. Knittens might be dumb but mama didn't raise a martyr. He  looked back to sukafu,  "Yeah, don't go up there."  Headphones pursed his lips as he gulped, was he going to finally be  forced to repent for his sins?
KOTORIKEI:  “What are the angels cleaning? Whats your name anyways mister you  are tall” Jayeol just wanted some answers on this man, who was he,  was he a bad, did he need to be beat up… so many questions. At this  point Jayeol had fount his perch upon Shades shoulders, sort of like a  piggy back ride but the boy was standing, who knows if Shades could  hold him up but he was pretty light. Upon his shoulders he looked over  the horizon to see the ocean. “OOOOOHHH,THat is really Cool! You  dont see thing like that in Koran! Hey mister bad glasses, we should  go and see that and stuff!” Jayeol was very excited at the water  tornado, this beach sure was something, cool crabs that look very  friendly, and water shooting from the ocean, what was next.
EMI:  Dermal sipped his juice box. "Obviously a problem. I think they can  handle it."  No, probably not, Dermal. But maybe that was a good thing. Test them,  see where they are.  Veil started flailing. "Uh, I think we should find cover?!"  Good point. Dermal looked at Gogo. "You going to help?"
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt meeped as she got Beau unstuck out of her hair. She  bounced into action, firing as many arrows as she could at a time  while running towards the giant tornado and prayed she didn't get  eaten or squashed like a bug.
BRIT:  Strappon, his tea set, and everything he had with him sank into the  hole with a bit of a scream.  He poked his head up, now covered in tea and biscuits.  "REALLY?" He asked Scruncy, "FOR REAL."  He looked up at the fucking TORNADO that was forming on the sea.  "Dear God." He whispered.
 Toesocks, after falling out of the boat, started to spin with the  torrent, and eventually found himself being dragged around and lifted  in the air with the boat.  "Mon Dieu!" He screamed, getting spun around like a fucking stripper  on a pole until finally he found himself being tossed in the direction  of the shore, eating sand in his landing.
 Duster squinted at the horizon before deciding it was best to get out  of the water. He grabbed Hot Pants under his arm.  "Get the fuck out." He said as he passed Shades, running a good  distance away.
 Jacket thought about food, but noticed the tornado.  "Uh, dude. Do you see that?" He asked.
EMI:  Being lifted higher off the ocean, Tattoo wondered what his rage hand  conjured and he held onto the mast tightly. He looked around for his  """partner""" only to find him launched toward the shore.  "YOU LAZY BUUUUM!!" He shouted, but was probably not heard at all  seeing as the wind was whipping him around like helicopter dick.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  He turns around and see it. "I KNEW IT!" he shouted so everyone could  here. "I'm going to Punch it now, Jacket want to Join me?" he asked.  He crack his knuckles and neck, he then summons his weapons.
BRIT:  "BRO YOU'RE TRYING TO PUNCH A TORNADO!" Jacket yelled at Boxer.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "YES!" he shouted.
SOPHIE:  Upon seeing the tornado, Scrunchy slowly hugged Strappon despite being  yelled at.  /"Strap hold me I'm scared"/ She whispered.  /She needed a man's touch./
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt stuffed her weapon into her hair and rushed towards  Toesocks and helped him up, "Are you okay???" She asked worried since  he ate quite a bit of sand.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "You coming with or what?" he asked Jacket, as he got in a Charging  Position.
BRIT:  Jacket facepalmed.  "Dude, think logically about this. With the winds and shit, there's no  concieveable way you can punch a /goddamned tornado./." He said, "It's  like punchin air, bro."
 Strappon, broken from his gaze at the tornado, looked down at Scrunchy  with a face of complete confusion. Almost desperate for answers.  "I-- What? It's a ghost, relax. You can do this." He said, patting he  head gingerly, with hesitation.
EMI:  Tee climbed out of the sand pit and saw a scared, helpless Scrunchy.  He dusted himself off and wrapped his arms around her.  "I GOT YOU, BAE."
BRIT:  Toesocks lifted his head and spat out the sand, looking up at  Suspender Skirt.  "Oui, I am alive." He said, "By the graces of God."
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt smiled embarrassed "Well at least that's good right?  Let's get you away from here yeah?" she mustered all her strength and  hoisted him up, putting his arm around her neck and began to drag him  towards safety
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones was about to leave this all when he realized Clover was  gone. Whipping his head around wildly he saw the tiny bird being  sucked into the tornado. His baby just got ate by a tornado. Preparing  a rescue mission for his darling Clover he hooked his namesake on some  structure and swung back, and as he hurled forward he let go. He just  launched himself into a tornado. He was hurled into the strong winds  as he immediately regretted his life decisions and slammed full force  into the boat. He just wanted his bird, and he gets this.
SAIYAN:  Undershirt just pulled out a deck chair and laid down on his back. Of  course he could help, but then he would instantly destroy that thing.  What would be the fun in that? Besides it was a good way for these new  angels to get some experience.
 "You guys got this right?" He yelled to anyone that could hear him.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Air can still feel PAIN, Also something that cause that tornado is  inside there..." he said as he stares at the Tornado with a thirst for  Blood. "and I'm going to Punch it Jacket" he said with a Intimidated  look.
KRO:  "WITH WHAT? I ONLY HAVE FIRE MAGIC," Gogo cleared out their throat  after that little outburst, "I'm practically useless, so I'll sit it  out."
 Sukafu coughed violently getting sand out of his mouth and still  looked up from the hole so witness this weather catastrophe, "To think  that Japan was pretty bad..." He turned to Strappon as he said ghost  and quickly climbed his way out of the pit, going at full sprint back  to his car for weapons. Better put on a sick cyborg mask while he's at  it.
 Shades set Jayeol down and grabbed Duster's arm, "HOLD UP," he held up  his phone, its alarm going off like crazy, "There's a ghost in that  thing, we should probably do something about that. Set down your man  here, he should be fine."
 "Oh no, I'm fine where I am if I can feel his rock hard abs on my  cheeks- I MEAN. Yeah I'll be fine here." Smooth, Hot Pants.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt managed to drag Toesocks all the way to safety, and  wheezed out of breath. "Did you,,, happen to see... what hit you??"  she said between wheezes
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy clung to Tee like her life depended on it; "MY HERO!" She  exclaimed, before getting a nice waft of what smelled like a dumpster.  Granted, with how she'd spent nearly the last 3 hours in a /moist sand  cave/ she couldn't exactly complain at this point.  Still in Tee's arms, she looked up to the tornado ahead and squint her  eyes. _"I know I'm an angel and all but is there like a fuck this shit  I'm out button"_
SHARKNADO GHOST:  Duster turned back to Shades and nodded, placing Hot Pants down.  "Be good." He said before looking back at Shades, "Then we should get  rid of it before it tears the city apart."
 "Bruh." Jacket said, "Bruh, wind doesn't feel pain."
 "Oui, mon cheri. Someone get the number for the... Freight train."  Toesocks just passed right out on Suspender Skirt's shoulders. Yep,  he's fine.
EMI:  Tee's eyes sparkled. A real woman was in his arms, finally. He could  die a happy man, but no, he was gonna be heroic. He put his hands in  Scrunchy's hair.  "We need to get out of here, darling. It's not safe." He said  dramatically.  Tee stop.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Well it's going to feel it" he said excitingly. "So you in or not" he  asked Jacket with a smile.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt made a dying whale noise as she hoisted up Toesocks  once more as she searched for someone who could take proper care of  him. She was assuming there was a ghost inside and it needed to be  defeated if they wanted to go home and rest
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones was unconscious from the knock as he sailed peacefully in  the tornado. All he wanted was his bird and watch porn. Was that so  much to ask?  Knittens dusted the sand off of him as he grabbed his hockey stick; if  he was dying today he's gonna go out in a way his mother would be  proud. By playing hockey in a tornado. He's gonna play actual air  hockey and he readied his body. Someone stop this child.
BRIT:  "I'm reckless, not stupid." Jacket laughed simply. "Anyway, that's a  ghost so yeah I'm in!"  He yanked off his Jacket and summoned Dual Pride, ready for action.
 "Oh, that's definitely a ghost." Duster said, readying his  washingpole. "If you're not going in, then I will."  He rushed toward the ocean, beginning to take out the smaller  surrounding ghosts first.
 Strappon pulled himself out of the sand pit and gestured to Suspender  Skirt.  "I'll take the git, just get that ghost!" He called.
(( OOC: The combat thread is here: http://dcmissionaries.boards.net/thread/161/ghost-sharknado ))
(( OOC: Please remember that each person gets one round before going again, this is turn-based! ))
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy gazed deeply into Tee's stink- his eyes, deeply into his  eyes. Without breaking eye contact with the man, she slid the scrunchy  out of her hair and readied it into a weapon. "No.. " She whispered,  clasping Tee's hand dramatically. /" We can fight this, together, you  and me. I believe in you.  I believe in us."/ She whispered, gently  kissing his gross hand.  Scrunchy why.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt nodded and placed Toesocks down gently and pulled out  Beau as she ran towards the tornado,
EMI:  As Scrunchy departed, he reached out for her. No, her warmth was gone.  She was going to fight the good battle. A small tear hit his scarred  eye (probably sand tho, the wind was getting pretty bad). He mouthed  the words that his heart tried to make him say, but they were silent.  "You go girl."
 Trenchcoat saw Jacket ready his weapon and he ran away from the  tornado. He wanted to fight but he... Well, it was hard.
 Tattoo held the Mast tighter and gazed into the eye of the Tornado. If  he was going to fight whatever was in there, he was gonna have to let  go and uh... That wasn't an easy choice.
KRO:  Sukafu skidded to a stop next to Shades, "Alright I'm ready, I'll  catch up with your brother right now-" But he was cut off by Shades.  "It probably isn't a good idea for you to engage a ghost right now. At  least make sure the other humans are safe, I'll rally Angels for  this."
 Sukafu stared into the abyss as Shades ran off collecting other  Angels. Guess he'll help people get out of that sand pit.  He approached the edge of the pit and extended his arm, looking off to  the water, "Here, I'll help too."
 Hot Pants sat himself where he was placed down, staring in awe at the  display this ghost was putting, "That's certainly something new."
KOTORIKEI:  Jayeol puffed his cheeks when Shady put him down…how rude. Whatever  he wouldnt let that bother him too much, he decided to wander. This  boy must be crazy in some way because he was tottaly not phased even  slightly by the whole ghost thing going on, and in fact he was just  fascinated. Getting himself as close as possible the the ghost thing,  he wanted to see what was going on, everybody was acting so weird.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  Boxer grab Jacket and ran full speed at the Tornado. "HANG ON!" He  shouted as he enter the Tornado with Jacket.
SAIYAN:  "Alright you heard the man! Let's do it!" Wristband yelled as she  flicked her wrist and transformed her wrist bands into her butterfly  swords.
MLLERMANDA:  Wanting to take part of this fight, he takes out his weapon and  happily lunges into the Tornado, screaming Whoo Woo~ He swings his  weapon as he sticks out his tongue in glee.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy charged the tornado, slingshots blazing. She knew now that  she had a purpose and that she had loved ones waiting for her back  home. She had to make this count. She had to show she was worthy of  being called an angel once more. She sidestepped in the sand, holding  her slingshot up high towards the ghost, "In the name of the moon! I  will punish you!!" She said, launching an angelic rock towards the  ghost. And missed. And she shot again. And missed. She ate a  popsickle, dreamed about shooting the ghost, and missing.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  When Boxer saw the shark he went to punch it but missed.
BRIT:  Jacket entered the tornado with a "Yahoo!!" and began slashing at many  of the mini ghosts within it.
 Duster decided to let them have a shot, first, simply protecting those  on land from the ghosts that were flying around.
SAIYAN:  Wristband ascended into the air and flew into towards the tornado.
 "Take this you over grown sushi roll!" she yelled as she slashed at  the tornado.
 Meanwhile, T.J. followed Wristband's lead and transformed his jacket  into his pick axe and flew into the tornado.
 "Insert fish pun here, bitch" he yelled as he spun like a top and  struck with his pick axe.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones began to wake up from his concussion and realized. He  didn't know where the hell he was. What was even happening? He was so  confused that his namesake didn't bother hitting anything.  Knittens jumped in but the winds were too rough as he got whipped  around the tornado unable to strike.
BRIT:  Jacket found an opportunity to strike and was able to cut off a piece  of its fin at least. He was whacked backward by the force, and grabbed  onto some of the spiraling debris for support.
SHARKNADO GHOST:  The ghost roared and hissed as it took damage from the near-miss from  Jacket and the hits from the other Angels. It whipped around and dove  into the hurricane-tornado and sent all sorts of ghosts flying at  everyone.
EMI:  Tattoo glared into the wind and dug his nails into the mast, pulling  one arm off and summoning Inkling. The strong wind inevitably threw  him off La Pene, but he used it to launch himself toward the Ghost in  the middle, using Inkling as a sord of rudder in the wind.
 Getting close enough, he dug it into the shark Ghost's side and slid  down it's body, causing damage before he was flung into the winds  again by it's attack and eventually getting launched into the shore's  sand.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  Boxer got on the back of shark and starts punching it in the eye. "I  GOING TO HAVE FISH STICKS TONIGHT!" he shouts in joy.
MLLERMANDA:  " Aw man!" He whines to himself as he gets ready to attack once more.  Seeing the ghost sending, even more, ghost towards the Angels made him  eager to fight. He raises his arms out like if he was a bird,  pretending to fly as he screams " Tweet! Tweet!" Gauges in excitement,  swings once more towards the shark.
SAIYAN:  "AH what the fuck!" Wristband yelled as all sorts of weird shit got  plastered on her face.
 T.J. also was having difficulties.
 "No not my nice clothes! GOD DAMN IT!!" He yelled as random stuff was  sprayed all over them.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender pulled at her bow string and fired a couple arrows but they  missed
EMI:  Trenchcoat laughed at Tuxedo in the distance.
SHARKNADO GHOST:  The ghost thrashed about under all the attacks and began spiraling the  tornado faster to deter hits. It sent more ghosts flying toward shore  and eventually all the ghosts in the ocean seemed to collect into its  deadly demon spiral. Gross.
KOTORIKEI:  Jayeol blinked
BRIT:  Jacket jumped out of the ghost's tornado to reliquish a couple of the  stray ghosts heading to shore and landed, rolling. He looked up at the  tower of ghosts in awe.  "Holy fuck." He whispered.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy flew back, punching the ground to keep her place. She  concentrated hard. She could feel it, the sand. Specifically the sand  in places she'd rather not have it be. But it gave her strength. She  knew that with Tee's love and the sand's moist caress she could do  this. She took aim once more; breathing in sync with the beast. Time  stopped; Malwart Pharmacies closed for lunch, this was it. She  released the stone from her slingshot and finished off the ghost;  staring in astonishment.  /She fist pumped to herself and did a lil jig'./
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones recognizing danger swung down his weapon as if it felt  natural, but he was flung out of the tornado thankfully, Clover  waiting for him on the shore. Turns out the bird was gently put down  when Headphones entered the tornado. He slammed his head into a rock  and groaned in pain. His skull fractured a tiny bit, but it wasn't too  serious. He feel unconscious again.  Knittens as well was flung out but he was just fine, he landed on the  shore and sighed. Today wasn't his day.Watching the large tower of  ghosts, he felt his jaw open as he watched that monstrosity going  around.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  Boxer jumps out the Tornado and charges at the Ghost Tornado.
SHARKNADO GHOST:  The Ghost seemed to have looked Scruncy straight in the eye as if they  had connected on a deep, spiritual level. He floated in awe, caught in  her wild gaze like a deer in the headlights. The rock from Scrunchy's  slingshot flew true, slowly almost, and hit the ghost. As soon as time  began to move, the rock fucking blew a whole straight through the  fucker.
 It screamed almost human-like and exploded.
EMI:  Tattoo raised his head, spitting out a tiny fish ghost and pulling  another out of his nose.  "Fuck... Good riddance..." He choked. He struggled himself to stand  up, and seeing a shadow grow beneath him. He looked up at the sky and  before he could react, La Pene had slammed into him. Flattened.  Oh, no wait. There was a hole under him. Thank God.
KOTORIKEI:  Jayeol clapped and cheered, what a good show, that weird shark thing  was cool, he hopped there was more.
The bell in the church rang holy as ever _GOOOoooOON_
The rest of the ghosts present all seemed to shrivel away at the destruction of the Shark Ghost, many tiny little fishy souls raising into the sky. Looks like all of Heaven was going to have a fish fry tonight.
SAIYAN:  T.J. and Wristband managed to clean all of the shit off of them, just  in time to witness the ghost explode. The two of them landed back on  the ground and sighed in relief.
 Undershirt meanwhile, clapped from his lawn chair. That actually took  shorter than he thought it would.
 "Good job you guys!" he called out
KOTORIKEI:  Jayeol wasnt talking to anybody in specific he wanted to congratulate  everybody honestly, what a good production, that ghost shark thing  looked so real! “Woah you guys were all so impressive, really good  really good!” He clapped his hands and did his best to support  everybody, such good actors.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  "Wow" said Boxer as he watch all the souls fly to heaven, this started  to bring make a good memory from Boxer past. He runs away leaving  everyone, he was going to cry. he never like  his good memories with  his Family because of his fathers fall from grace. He soon found a  cave and started to cry, he was hurting.
BRIT:  Duster changed his weapon back to his coat and pulled it on, walking  back towards Hot Pants.  "Well, that was... Ah, different." He said, "I don't think I want to  have seafood for a while, though. Or maybe we can eat it out of  revenge. Not quite sure, yet."
 Jacket smiled up at the sky, standing at the edge of the waves.  At least, until a large wave came and splashed him out of his  cool-looking pose.
 Strappon stood up and dusted himself off.  "Yes, good work, Angels." He said, "Who knew they were a hivemind? Ah,  well. No matter. Our job is done, then."
MLLERMANDA:  Being distracted, Gauges decides to spend his time in the tornado  doing small flips and creating all fancy tricks that he would never be  able to achieve without this wind. Gauges flip around as he lands hard  into the sand where a bunch of seashells was at. Dropping his weapon  away from the seashells, he lands face first into the shells as he  yelps in pain. Kicking the shells out of his way, he looks up, looking  for the person who made the last shot towards Shark Ghost. Looking up  to hear the Church Bell ring as the rest of the ghosts shrivel up. "  My god! This is like totally frickin awesome!" He claps obnoxiously to  himself, seeing this made his day better by 100%.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones groaned loudly as he began to regain conscious rather  quickly, he rubbed his head a sharp pain coursing through his head. He  didn't recognize his surroundings, nor did he recognize any of the  people around him. Who were these people? He knew that he was.. He  was.... Earphones? Earphones sounded right but he wasn't sure.  Everything felt fuzzy as memories slowly flashed before his eyes but  stopped at a certain point, when he was out for a jog. Yeah that's  right... He was in heaven, and it was the morning before school.  Looking at himself he could tell that it wasn't at all that time  anymore. It felt as if he was asleep for years and just woke up. He  stood up and looked around. His voice trembled as he asked,  "W-Where am I?"  Knittens tried to dry his clothes and he watched the familiar  explosion. His day wasn't today but he tried. Time to go back home.
EMI:  Trenchcoat came out and raised his fist to punch Jacket but stopped  himself. Instead he, hesitantly, pat his shoulder.  "Good... Good job, I guess."  Nice. Soft.
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt collapsed on the sand and sighed a little, she didn't  help very much and she felt bad. A normal craf skittered towards her  and clapped its claws musically before darting away. She clacked her  teeth at it aggressively, yet she didn't move from her spot on the  sand
KRO:  Shades ran up to Scrunchy and hoisted her up, sitting her on his  shoulder, "HOLY SHIT YOU DID IT I'M SO PROUD OF YOU-" It didn't take  too long for the both of them to fall, he has weak strength.  Timbeeeer.
 Hot Pants had disappeared for a bit, probably getting towels out of  his car in case the tornado disintegrating caused some rain. He did  NOT want to get wet.  "That's on you, I 100% do not want any sea food for a month."
 "Uh. Thanks?" Shades nervously smiled at Jayeol. it was weird getting  praise from someone that wasn't Strap, but he'll take it if it makes  the others feel nice.  Heavens dropped from...well the Heavens as per usual but with a target  in mind. The coins were falling on top of Suspender Skirt and it would  have been tragic had it not been for Sukafu's fast reflexes, catching  all but on coin from hitting Suspender Jacket's head.
 "O-Oh. Oops. I tried, but are you okay?" He asked, picking up the last  coin from the sand.
EMI:  "Well, what did I say? I told you they could handle this..." Dermal  said, suddenly looking a little peeved through his pleasant smile. He  made his way over to Strappon and walked past him and stopped.  "You've been doing a pretty good job, little Templar. Humans sure are  interesting..."
 Veil smiled and cheered for everyone before catching up with Dermal.  "Wow! Those boys sure are something!" She said in a dreamy voice.
 Tee ran up to Scrunchy also and shoved Shades away, wrapping his arms  around her in tears.  "MY BABY DID IT SHE BEAT THE GHOST LOVE WINS"
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt meeped and looked up "My hero" she passed the single  coin back and offered a small smile as she rubbed the spot where the  coin hit her
OMEGAPSYCHO:  After couple of minutes let his emotions out, Boxer came back to the  group. he had a blank face on a look down, he had his hands in pocket.  Boxer walk up to everyone with a smile. "HEY EVERYONE FOOD AND DRINKS  ARE ON ME TONIGHT!" he smiles at everyone.
BRIT:  Strappon tilted his head at Dermal.  "Yes, I supposed you're right. We are an interesting lot." He said,  "You're less familiar with our kind than Ampallang, I suppose."
 Jacket shook his hair off and turned to Trenchcoat with a cute little  surprised expression.  "Cool, thanks bro!" He said, "You gonna stop fighting next time? I  ain't sharin my Heavens!"
 "Tee, please." Overshirt sighed, shaking his head, "Scrunchy, I'm  really sorry."
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy was ecstatic; she couldn't stop laughing-even after she was  practically slam dunked into the ground. She was in near tears at  this, cackling like a dork- "I-I knOW IM REALLY HAPP-" She grunted, as  tee suddenly embraced her. She was snorting she was laughing so much.  The fact they were being pelted with coins like they were standing in  the splash zone of a casino didn't even bother her.  "N-No it's fine!!" She laughed, giving Tee a little kiss on the cheek.  /"Thank you for believing in me!~"/
SKRILLSNWUBWUBS:  Suspender skirt then rose from her spot in the sand and sighed, she  picked up a few sea shells for Onesie who stayed at home sick.
BRIT:  In the distance, Shroud tapped his finger impatiently on the rocky  ridge he sat on. He sighed behind his mask and looked at Torsolette.  "What kind of research is this if they keep killing the ghosts?" He  asked her, adjusting his hood. "There don't seam to be any Banshee  Threads from these. Weak ghosts are frayed ends."
EMI:  Torsolette tapped her heel and leaned her head into her hand. "Doesn't  seem so, does it sweety? Talk about a bare thread..." She sighed.  "Well, we know at least one thing is going according to plan..."
 A cold smile curled onto her lips. She wished she could see the look  on his face, honestly. He looked adorable when he was disappointed.
OMEGAPSYCHO:  He was getting his punch tingle again. but this time it was a strong  tingle. he looked to where Shroud was that's where the tingle was  coming from. He still had some fight in him but he might be stronger  then him. Boxer shake his fist and gulp.
CRACKEMWALNUTS:  Headphones felt scared and confused, he didn't know where he was and  he was scared of the shame he would bring to his family. He looked  around and saw a sign saying, "Daten Beach," and realized that he  wasn't anywhere near his home. He was in a place he never heard of  before. He couldn't comprehend it and he hugged himself.  Knittens noticed this and walked up to Headphones answering his  question,  "You're in Daten, headphones! You know, Earth?"  Headphones froze when he heard that. He was on earth? He didn't see  his family... Did he fall? He smiled a large grin, he didn't care what  sin he had fallen for; he was away from his controlling family. He  never felt so free before. He didn't have school, he didn't have work,  he could make his own decisions. Headphones bent down to Knittens and  introduced himself,  "I'm Headphones T-... Just headphones actually. You?"  Knittens blinked and gave him a weird look, he was acting as if they  had never met. Grabbing his hand he pulled him along as he replied,  "I'm taking you to Fasci, you're acting funny."  Thus, they were heading home.
(( OOC: The main RP is now over! You may continue RPing if you wish, but don't be surprised if people disappear! Thanks for roleplaying, everyone! Also, don't forget about the ghost contest, and stay tuned for the next one! ))
KRO:  "Ah please think nothing of it! It seems these coins like to bully  people. If you'll excuse me."  Sukafu went up to Shades who at that point was flung away from  Scrunchy thanks to Tee. He handed Shades the Heavens to distribute  later and crossed his arms. Shades could feel that Sukafu was peeved  about being told to not participate in this.  "Im sorry, okay-" But Sukafu had walked away, not letting him finish.  Oh shit unrest with this couple. Hot Pants had been looking a bit,  just maybe and he shook his head slightly.
 "I think you may wanna get ready to comfort your brother in case those  two get in a disagreement and starts feeling down," he said, tugging  at Duster's pant slightly.
 Well shit.  At this point Gogo had slipped back into the aether, being satisfied  in teasing Dermal for the day.  Shades went to Strappon and handed over the rewarded coins, "Here, we  can figure out the math later for equal distribution."
OMEGAPSYCHO:  Boxer grabs his Heaven Coins and starts head home by sneaking into  someones car.
MLLERMANDA:  "Whoo, well that was fun." He picks himself up from the ground as he  whips sand off of his face. He frowns a bit as he looks down, seeing  the dumb seashells that hurt his beautiful face. "Stupid shells." He  kicks them some more before looking at the ocean with ease. "Hm.." He  stays quiet for the moment before taking off his shirt and shorts,  wearing his bikini. Holding his clothes together, he gives out a sigh  " I'll spend the rest of my day here, floating along the sea." With  those words, he goes near the ocean and decides to swim there for the  rest of his day.
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