#my evilest blorbo

[creetchre]

jay byrne, whose perspective centers entirely around his tortuous method of murder and his cannibalism (which is stated explicitly by the narrative to be a lesson for the main character to learn via loving him) is, by definition, a manic pixie dream girl. in this essay, i will

[beanghostprincess]

What are you most controversial/unpopular OP opinions??? Sorry if it was answered before

You want me to get canceled so bad-- If I speak-- But idk, I guess I'll say the controversial opinions I can say publicly without a bunch of people coming at me!

Zo$an is a bit... Overrated? And by overrated I mean extremely/annoyingly overrated. I like the ship and its canon dynamic but I think at least 80% of the fandom portrays them in a very mischaracterized way. Not to say that... The ship is literally everywhere and the shippers always look for every little thing to prove they're canon, even if the "proof" has literally nothing to do with them. It's not that I don't enjoy the ship (although I must admit I prefer other dynamics a lot more) I just can't stand shippers that go to extremes. It's funny because I think Zo$an's dynamic is way more interesting and romantic in canon than it will ever be in the fandom. It's a bit sad, ngl. I liked them a lot at first but it got so tiring and now I am pretty exhausted from seeing it everywhere. The people force it to be more than it is when the canon is already pretty fucking great.

Adding to the Zo$san thing. I think that relationship would only work if Luffy is there somehow but it wouldn't last a day without him in the relationship. Unless there's like, a ton of character development most of these people don't make them go through.

One Piece Film Z is my worst enemy. It's such a boring movie. The only good thing is the soundtrack and maybe the suits but God watching that was torture.

Boa hate is uhhhh weird. I mean, I get why the joke about her being in love with Luffy might be annoying, but I think most of you need to learn to understand that Oda's sense of humor is sometimes a bit too exaggerated (and not funny) and it has basically nothing to do with the actual canon dynamics between characters. Boa likes Luffy because he's one of the first men who has ever treated her right, so of course she confuses that feeling with love. And of course, yeah, it isn't canon. Whatever. Just read between the lines, maybe? And also, stop using words like "pedo" to describe her because using that term so lightly about 1) a fictional character and 2) somebody who's clearly not a pedo is fucked up. Lmao. Do you even know what that word means???

Once again complaining about Pudding hate and saying that it's stupid. I won't overanalyze because I always do it with her, but the only reason people hate her is for misogynistic reasons and because they're babying Sanji. Evil male characters are okay and hot and very traumatized but the second it's a woman she's the most evilest person ever! Because God forbid they make mistakes! Suddenly their character development isn't valid because they hurt their babygirl!

Now that we're talking about my dearest Pudding. Not tagging anybody of course, but I saw this post with so many interactions of people agreeing about Sanji considering violence as a sign of love which??? Doesn't make sense at all?? OP said it was because he couldn't tell the difference between love/abuse because of his family, but that's just... Not accurate. That could only happen if they had manipulated him into thinking abuse is a type of love, but he had healthy love growing up. Even when he was with the Vinsmokes (Sora and Reiju, I love you). And yet OP said Sanji considered Pudding's behavior flirting (wrong) and that's why he let her attack him (nope) and that it was proof of Zo$an. And okay, it's not a hugely popular theory, but a lot of people agreed with it and it bothered me a lot because it's both out of character and also using Pudding (complex female character) once again to try and prove the canon of a ship (that doesn't have anything to do with WCI either???). It just bothers me. People can perceive the story however they want but... Y'know.

OPLA isn't that good. Or good at all? I only like it because I like the cast and it's funny seeing my blorbos irl. But the script is simple and dull and just stupid most of the time. The characters are either simplified, mischaracterized, or forgotten. And tbh most of the shots are very awful and could be a lot better. The directing is also nonexistent. It's 6/10 and 3 of those points are because both the Zolu and the cast.

Apparently this is a very common theory about Nami's origins, but, uh, I don't think we need to know? What else do you need to know about her? People say she's a lost princess or something like that as if we didn't have a lost princess already (Sanji ily). Repeating the same plot would be boring and underwhelming, but also? It'd be extremely useless for the plot and it'd go against everything about Nami's story and the way Luffy reacts to it.

Luffy isn't canon aroace. In fact, the reasoning people use for him being "coded" is the same Oda uses for Zoro too and Zoro is almost never portrayed as the "idiot who doesn't know what sex is" the way Luffy often is. If you're calling Luffy canon aroace for what Oda said about him being focused on adventures, the same goes for Zoro being focused on his dream. They could be coded arospec but there's nothing confirmed and the constant discourse about it is stupid. Attacking others because of their ships just because you don't agree with them and saying it's wrong using our identity to do it is very fucked up. Especially since most of the time people complaining aren't even aroace. The only reason people do it (attacking others saying they can't ship Luffy and that it's "weird" and "wrong") is that they infantilize Luffy/Don't want him getting in between their ships (<- aroace person writing this) (also, it's very ableist since people agree on Luffy also being neurodivergent coded and treating him like a kid bc of that but this isn't about that now).

Somehow this is very common. Some fucking how. I can't believe I have to say this. I'm tired of people blaming Usopp for what happened in Water 7. Or in general hating Usopp. Actually, he's one of the best-written characters in the whole show and he's so underappreciated it's so frustrating.

Sanji's perv jokes are annoying af and we all know that, but people who hate the character and consider him a red flag for that are missing the point completely. The point being "Oda exaggerates jokes to an annoying extent and most of the time they don't even reflect the character". I understand they can make you uncomfortable (same here tbh) but reducing Sanji to only those jokes is a waste of his character. You need to take jokes less seriously.

If I see one of these "red flag OP boys" TikToks adding Law/Ace/Zoro/Sanji next to fucking Doffy I will riot. Also, stop adding Crocodile there. He's a mafioso, there's NO way he won't be a sweetheart to his lover.

Baron Omatsuri's artstyle and animation is amazing and it fits the plot and aesthetic of the movie perfectly and people saying it's ugly will forever bother me.

"Usopp is suddenly hot after timeskip!" He has always been hot what the fuck are you talking about.

People reduce Nami to her "mean"/"sarcastic" personality a lot when she's quite literally one of the most kind-hearted characters of all. That being said, morally speaking she's probably one of the worst. I could explain how that works but I don't want to do it now, the point is-- Let the girl be sweet instead of making her mean all the time. And also, let her be mean and selfish without making it her entire personality. There's something called "balance".

Film Red was kind of bad. Like, the songs are amazing (thanks, Ado) but the ending is awful and the plot is very meh. I'm only here for Uta and Shanks but the rest of the characters are just useless. I do appreciate Sanji's hair in the movie, though.

[proxylynn]

Blorbo: Emperor Zurg

{"You're telling me my plan. I already know my plan. I made up the plan. It's MY plan. WHAT I DON'T KNOW, IS HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN!" - Evil Emperor Zurg}

[My only knowledge of him is from the animated show and that's solely what I'm going off on, because lord, did I simp so hard for him when the cartoon was out! He is everything I love wrapped in one campy evil package. Zurg is the evilest and most destructive villain in his galaxy, dedicated to ruling it with an iron fist by any/all means necessary. He is manipulative, intelligent and ruthless, as he is willing to take down anyone who serves as an obstacle to himself or his plans. He can be quite campy and comedic in nature, as he tends to engage in various comical antics such as videotaping Buzz's speeches for his own amusement, keeping a Troll doll collection, and mentioning an equally evil "Nana Zurg" and how she'd be proud of him.

Despite being the most evil and nefarious villain of the galaxy for years on end and a constant thorn in the side of Star Command, Zurg has been known to take himself less than seriously, and actually seems to have a well-developed (if demented) sense of humor. He does, however, pride himself in his showmanship, making strong efforts to present himself as a fearful and intimidating Emperor (👏which 👏 is 👏 how 👏 you 👏 slay👏, fuck yes!).

His evil schemes are routinely less-than-stellar in design, such as one scheme to make children afraid to eat their vegetables so that years later they would be too weak to fight when he invades, a plan which only Buzz thought clever (that's super adorable), and he is quick to shunt the blame for failures onto others' shoulders usually his Grubs or Brain Pods. His main downfall whenever fighting against Buzz Lightyear, his nemesis, is the trademark error of every villain: the gloating monologue. Because of this, Zurg has never won out of the 3,247 times he's tried.

He has a strange fear of being touched, mentioning something about "personal space" and "cooties" in the episodes "The Torque Armada" and "The Main Event". He is also somewhat picky about his manipulative schemes, claiming when politicians were being kidnapped that he would never do something "so obvious." When Team Lightyear disbelieved this, Zurg then called their bluff and said to his underlings, "Is anyone going behind my back? Come on, out with it!" When Gravitina and the others denied abducting anyone from Capital Planet, Zurg's innocence was finally believed, only for him to say to Buzz, "but we do have something good cooking up, just you wait!".

I have a top three of evil he's done. The top one, of course, is the movie special that starts the show. The second is when he creates NOS-4-A2 the robot energy vampire (that entire arc is fucking gold!). And lastly...When he tried to ruin Christmas for the entire universe by stealing Santa's speed/time device! That is peek evil and I will die on the hill that basks in his shadow. Also, bonus points for him being voiced by Wayne Knight. Flawless casting for this man.]

[Sidenote: Come on...Look at him. He's a perfect baby. I love him!]

[crehador]

package day!

this order was originally supposed to be just one mug... but guess who has no self control?

first up is the pop up komaeda! i skipped him when his preorders were up, because i would’ve been sad (and scared) to have him without hinata and a pop up hinata hadn’t yet been announced back then

luckily komaeda was still in stock when hinata was announced just recently, so of course i grabbed him

in true komaeda fashion, he nearly killed me while i was getting him out of the box. first i couldn’t find the x-acto knife i brought over for unboxing, only to realize i was almost sitting on it. then i cut my finger on his box, which i didn’t feel until i was like “huh why’s there blood all over my hand”

but! i can’t even be mad, it is komaeda after all

originally i was a bit bummed because it looked like there was a defect on his head (i mean physically not, like, psychologically we don’t need to talk about that right now)

but luckily after looking around i found the missing piece of his hair, and it plugged back in pretty neatly

next we have gin my beloved, and two nyanko-sensei mousepads. amiami recently reran the bleach parasol stands that were out of stock, so i managed to grab my two evilest blorbos. gin was in stock so he’s home already, but sou-chan-taichou was on preorder so he’ll be arriving with a future order

the mousepads... yeah, i told myself to choose just one, but sensei was way too cute to resist so both of them absolutely had to come home

moving on!

this mug + plush set was out of stock by the time i discovered it existed, but one randomly became available and samatoki managed to grab it as an early christmas present for ichiro (he got a little shy while ichiro was opening it)

reminder to self that i need to wash ichiro’s hair again

now these! little! nightmares! were such a horrible pain to get, but they are so cute that it was absolutely worth it

if you know me you know i would never get aomine without kise or vice versa, but i missed the preorder window for all these listings and could only pick them up if/when someone else cancelled and a preorder slot became available again

first aomine was in stock, but kise wasn’t. then kise came in stock, but by then aomine was out of stock again. i’d almost given up on getting them but checking the listings relentlessly paid off in the end, and i managed to grab a few

(akakuro gave me much fewer problems, they came back in stock at basically the same time)

last but not least, we have the only thing that was actually supposed to be in this order... a heat-changing mug! the transition is smooth as hell, though not as quick as depicted here (had to speed the gif way up to make it small enough for tumblr)

i think this is going to be my new favorite coffee mug, because who doesn’t feel like kamukura before their first cup of coffee in the morning, right?

[morbidwlws]

I’d like to introduce you guys to my most evilest blorbos: Spencer and Levi Gibson!

Unstoppable (and unstable) sibling duo! Their favorite hobbies include being queer, committing atrocities, fantasizing about patricide and bendin’ God’s ear.

Their story isn’t fully fleshed out yet but I think these mixes paint a pretty good picture. Like the woods, they’re ever growing changing. The first one I’ve given the same [rough] title as the story. For the most part it follows the siblings’ relationship with one another but it also notes on their relationships within the community!

The title for the characters individual playlists I pulled from Beowulf where the poet describes Grendel as “…driven by evil desire, swollen with rage…” because… yeah. That line made me crazy.

So, here we have Spencer: a young girl forced to grapple with the loss of her mother, sister and individuality all within the same year. She grew up fast, and resentful and into a woman that no one wanted her to become. The only things which remain fixed through it all are her brother’s love and her father’s anger. And the beers in the fridge. And the scabs on her knees.

And Levi: the firstborn son of a so-called righteous man. His first reacion is violence, except especially where Spencer’s concerned, although he wished it didn’t always have to be that way. But that town was full of nasty bastards - which meant it had to be that way. Somewhere along the way the wires get crossed, the need to be close to her becomes suffocating, grief and desire crash into one another at breakneck speed.

[tangomagnolija]

you guys know what fuckign sucks. i cant go around telling people Joker is one of my fave fictional blorbos because they will think im some kind of a Joker (dir. Joaquin Phoenix) guy when im not i love him in a ''pathethic wet insane conman'' way. the Batman Forever way. The Lego batman Way. The That One Fucked Up New 52 Comic Arc Where He Is At His Evilest. Not some kinda mysogynist guy way : (

[oogaboogaspookyman]

Me being the evilest little distraction with a dumb au I made for myself that I didn't think would be that good or take off but my god my blorbo of an au has absolutely taken off XD

I DIDN'T SEE THIS IN THE FUTURE WHAT THE FUCKETH.