#my dumb stupid face;

[cosmic-ships]

My hands keep slipping and I keep making stuff. Weird. rubuyingthis? 😏

Lorenzo x Kaden ♡

[bunnygirlypop]

sorry i haven’t been active at all lately. here’s a picture to make up for it!

alsooooo, I’m in desperate need of hypno porn (please help a bitch in heat out and send if you have recommendations) 🥺

[daevilpanda71]

you know what? you know what fuck it- rubber ducks your prime assets:

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

Look at this smug teleportin' little shit and his dumb :3 face

[coatl-cuddles]

More drawpile doodles, but this time MOTH edition

[egophiliac]

I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him

words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)

I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.

[rainybookshop]

my absolute favourite genre of Hangster fic might be "are they really enemies with benefits or is Bradley just stupid"

[moistcherrypopx]

Morning 💋

Praise the sun !

[cosmic-ships]

Hi it's my blurry face with my husbands perfect face :3

[pros*ipper // doubles dni]

[bunnygirlypop]

wanna suck them for me 🍒

[dumbigemini]

brekfast 🥰😘

[bimbodoll699]

Stupid cow is training her face cunt. Cow fucked her face in an abandoned alley last night.

Please forgive it for being so retarded

[nekropsii]

RUFIOH PROPAGANDA: Literally everything he has ever done to and about Damara - cheating on her and lying to her for years, seemingly never standing up for her when Meenah was terrorizing her, still chasing her image as a sex object to this day (particularly Aradiabot, who he says acts “just like the real thing”), and calling her his “psycho ex” behind her back constantly while acting nice to her face.

KANKRI PROPAGANDA: Straight up doesn’t think Misogyny is real and denies its existence outright, calling it a meaningless pseudoscience not worth any concern, discussion, or consideration. Slutshames Porrim directly to her face.

[allowmetohityouwithmyreblog]

Bought these doofus’s from universal studios!! They so silly

When I went to go get Wolverine- (the day after I got Deadpool I googled and found out they had Wolverine too) -I Searched the whole store, top to bottom for him. Couldn’t find him anywhere. To say I was heartbroken would be the understatement of the year. Then I left the comic book store, went over to the Men in black ride, got off, and walked out through the gift shop. As I’m walking past I looked in the shop windows, and lo and behold, my boy! He was wedged between the floor and the window at the very bottom of the display- as if he fell down at some point. Needless to say I ran back in that store and begged an employee to fish him out for me. That employee was so so sweet, she saw how excited I was about Deadpool and Wolverine- probably because I babbled about it to her while I was trying to explain why I wanted him- and she told me that they sold a Deadpool and Wolverine hoodie in that shop! Yeah, I bought that too.

I am the consumerism apparently

Photo of the full happy family

2 men and their freaky dog. (who’s huge might I add)

(She came from Amazon for like 5 bucks, bought the most low quality one they had as a way to capture her unbridled beauty- and then I realized she was much larger than previously predicted)

[moistcherrypopx]

Good morning cruel world

[mi---amor]

Amor comes from a Puerto Rico-inspired isle. She's crazy strong because she helped volunteer in disaster relief, serving/transporting food and essentials and aiding with debris cleanup. She also helped run her father's cafe, so she has a lot of food-related past work experience. based on some real-life stuff <3

she likes being helpful. i'm sure it's greatly appreciated by her Chef Saltbossman.

more rambles below cause I'm feelin a little brave

my headcanons abound and are for my comfort but he's actually Italian/Spanish. i have like. ideas for a hc family i might draw sometime. cause i may or may not have Saltbaker hc lore but i'm kinda nervous about barfing too much about him ,,

their meeting's not set as official because i have lots of different ways they could meet and bond. but one of my favorites is that Amor is new and looking for a job. it's hard because Spanish is her first language, and because she's a non-'American' woman given the insinuated period.

then she finds a place at the bakery and befriends Tartmaker. good times ensue