#my dads girlfriend is a queer swifty (she's even a gaylor truther)
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saying Joan Jett would kill a swiftie is so funny because never in my life have I met weirder gay people than swifties
Broski I'm sorry you only hang out with boring queer people, but your experiences are absolutely not universal
#every queer person I know who likes T swift is so so boring#I mean god#my dads girlfriend is a queer swifty (she's even a gaylor truther)#and the woman asks for Harry Potter merch and scented candles whenever a birthday or Christmas comes around#she works as an accountant#I've never met someone with less of a personality in my life#find yourself a bitch whos favorite musician is Ezra Furman. Now THATs gonna be a gay little freak#(and no. I don't like Ezra Furmans music either)
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