#my dad stole motorbikes at age 17 and his dad might have thrown him in jail like who knows
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my boyfriends parents (a devout catholic mother & a former police detective father): so... we'd like to have your parents over for dinner so we can meet them for the first time! :^)
me (thinking about how my mother is a deeply troubled art hippie & my father was a criminal delinquent until he started getting back problems):
#they are worlds apart#his mum collects kitchen trinkets mine collects still rotting bird skulls#my dad stole motorbikes at age 17 and his dad might have thrown him in jail like who knows#this will be like two alien nations coming together in a bid to not destroy the planet (me and my bf)
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