#my crust pants ive worn about 80% of the time for tttthree?? years now and have yet to wear out the thigh | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

eldritchmochi · 1 year ago

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it is absolutely wild the weird shit that throws me out of a fic like brain pls i would like something to do while i contort myself into Digestion Mode that ISNT daydream about writing my own fic because that is not conducive to staying in Digestion Mode

#mochi rambles #mochi's medical mischief #please for the love of god do not put your jeans in the dryer #i will crawl out of the vents and eat them if you do #i swear to fuck #also like #just dont wash your jeans if you can help it #i was SO pissy last month because i had to wash both my black jeans twice in a month #as a result of Hospital Gross #youre lucky if i wash my jeans more than twice a year #and it fucking SHOWS #my crust pants ive worn about 80% of the time for tttthree?? years now and have yet to wear out the thigh #n e wai essek either washes his clothes to bits very rapidly as an element of ocd/ocd tendencies #or he Does Not let anyone else do his laundry because it is a vast and Complicated dance of sniffing everything #with delicates bags and drying racks 'still clean' laundry baskets #there is no in between #and i will die on this hill

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