#my cat was watching me stim... staring st me w judgemental eyes she just doesnt get it smh

[tinukis]

ok now imagining a "he said she said" type of thing where sabo+koala talking abt it and sanji+nami talking about it

they want to believe it So Bad but when theyre alone theyre just like "theyre trying to make me feel better" JFLDJD it's so incredibly frustrating yet i find it rlly funny like

IDK i do like a miscommunication despite what people say (well i do get the whole "it's not what u think !!" type of thing bc i dont like that either...) it's the frustration of believing ur crush not liking u back and u cant do anything abt it and the relationship u have now kinda strains bc both parties refuse to talk abt it and AAAUGFJQ (angst enjoyer) (i love pining idiots)

i just know Someone is frustrated enough that theyre gonna have to get involved and set up these pairs on a date 😭😭 also sabo being oblivious bc sanji girl crazy got me thinking abt the song from the start (good kid's cover sorry ive been Obsessed i cant listen to anything else) LIKE SABOSAN FROM SABO'S PERSPECTIVE IFJWHFWS

"me and you in awkward silence / dont you dare look at me that way / i dont need reminders of how you dont feel the same"

ok thinking abt it now whether its laufey or good kid i imagine it for both ships and im crazy (ok tbf. this song is perfect for any sanji ships like. GOD)

anyway with oblivious nami, koala could literally kiss her before she leaves to return to the army and nami jusg stands there thinking like "??? what does this mean... girls kiss each other all the time as greetings and goodbyes" ft sabo just going "i think you should tell her before you kill her" @ koala

and oblivious koala... nami could literally address it to koala and hand it to her and koala just "oh are you practicing with me? well, i'd be super flattered and fall for you!" <- while hiding she does love nami but cant fathom nami actually liking her back

plus sabo leaving romantic poetic letters and then just seeing sanji avoid him is so agonizing (luffy notices and tells sabo straight up that sanji is in love with him but thought the letters werent for him. but then he remembered that he Wasnt supposed to tell sabo that "wait, luffy... what did you say?" / "A. i-i mean im just kidding!! i dont know what sanji feels and sabo is stupid!" knowing his brother is a terrible liar (cept he's not wrong about calling sabo stupid hahahaha), it does get sabo's hopes up but he's still nervous to talk to sanji.

my thoughts are Everywhere but they live in my head rent free i love these guys so much helvjwkfhwjd

(also thinking about how the army feels abt these two in love with strawhats like gljwlfhwk... obviously work is the first thing on their minds but whenever they catch the two on break, they just have love in their eyes while writing something on a piece of paper.... the possibilities are endless im insane)

it is i again... strawhats/revolutionaries enjoyer (sabosan/koanami)

im just thinking about oblivious sanji and koala vs struggling sabo and nami

sanji is oblivious because well. he doesnt recognize when someone is attracted to him... and koala is oblivious because shes not 100% sure if nami likes her that way (despite being painfully obvious) (im sure koala would def know but i jsut think it's a little bit funny)

like sabo and nami writing the most romantic letters Ever to their crushes and then sanji's like "? this is from luffy's brother but for who?" (WHO ELSE DOES SABO TALK TO MOST ASIDE FROM LUFFY !!!) and koala just reads nami's letter and goes "aw this is sweet. im sure the receiver is going to appreciate this :]"

(also alternatively, oblivious nami so sabo and koala are Both struggling...) oblivious nami is her not being sure if koala even likes girls so when koala is romantic with her shes just like "??? does she mean this in a friendly way? what does she mean by this?"

Hello, my beloved Sabosan/Koanami enjoyer, may I interest you with my very very normal and not insane feelings about this idea? 🙏🏻 (I am not normal. Nor sane).

Sanji is oblivious because his self-esteem rests at the bottom of the fucking ocean and the guy can't fathom the concept of somebody liking him, even less being in love with him. He goes around the world giving love but the second somebody else returns it he's like "huh, this is nice. I wonder if this feeling has a name. I am sure they're just this nice to everybody else and it has nothing to do with their perception of me". So, yeah, trying to flirt with Sanji is... Hard. On the other hand, Koala is oblivious because, even if she accepts the possibility of Nami liking her back, she doesn't know if it's love or just a short-term crush. They're always joking about Nami having a lot of girlfriends, so for Koala, who probably has only thought about one person besides Nami romantically, it's a bit weird to guess if Nami truly has strong feelings for her.

So this makes Sabo and Nami go absolutely insane trying to find ways to make the other two realize they're in love with them. Without saying it out loud either because despite being in love and often reckless with these things... They don't want to jump to conclusions. They want to court them, or something like that. Sabo is a writer, and we all know that, so he comes up with this plan and starts writing letters to Sanji. They're the most romantic, Jane Austen, poetic letters about yearning in the whole universe. The thing is-- He doesn't personally give them to Sanji, he just leaves them in the kitchen for him to find, because he's a writer but he's also a moron. And Sanji instantly gets jealous and frustrated and "Who- Who is he talking to except me????" because Sabo isn't even that close to the rest of the crew, tbh. He's always with either Luffy or Sanji and Sanji thought they had something special going on. So it's kind of breaking his heart to find the letters, and if he needs some space between them, Sabo thinks he has fucked up by confessing and Sanji doesn't feel the same. Yay! Miscommunication! Meanwhile, Nami steals the idea like the burglar she is and starts writing letters for Koala too. Unlike Sabo, she actually does give them to her, but Koala genuinely thinks Nami is asking for her opinion?? And it makes her extremely sad, but Koala just goes "Oh! This is great, Nami. I'm sure the girl you're in love with will definitely fall for you now" and Nami wants to jump into the sea and drown.

So now you have Sanji, who's not speaking to Sabo because he feels a bit betrayed and it's hard to be next to him now that he thinks Sabo loves somebody else. And Koala, who tries hard to help Nami with the letters and wants to be next to her even if it's to support her with a crush that makes her terribly sad. And both Sabo and Nami are going through the worst time of their lives.

(And Nami being the oblivious one is also really funny because not knowing if a girl is a sapphic or not and having a "is this platonic or romantic????" crisis happens to every lesbian in the world. I raise you, btw, oblivious Sabo for the same reason because he truly thinks Sanji is girl-crazy only).