#my cat is an asshole

[saytr]

No more doodles tonight

[sapphosdickandballs]

(Don't want to attach this to the post because the person who posted it is not that close to me and also is a minor)

At least the hunger games thingy got my character right LMAO

Pulim 😭 same tho I’ve always said when the apocalypse comes I’m out of here. See y’all never. Probably the same in the hunger games. Not getting a chance to kill me, suckers. Do you think I should do a hunger games one with my mutuals I kinda want to but idk if I have 23 I feel comfortable putting in a death arena. But it also seems very fun so

[rowiewritesstuff]

Not really a writing but I was laying down tryna chill and MY CAT SLOWLY OPENED THE BASEMENT DOOR AND I DIDNT NOTICE IT UNTIL THE DOOR MADE A SMALL CREAKING SOUND AND HE MADE HIS FUCKED UP SNIFFING SOUND AND I NEARLY SCREAMED BRU

[phoenixthemenace]

The synchronized judging team at practice with dreams of Olympic gold.

[grapebritain]

BRO , my cat is such a little clown. I left my painting crap out and that little dastardly mf went and drank my linseed oil 😭 he's fine, he's just an idiot.

[angrybisexualfurry]

My cat just tried to murder me. She stepped and laid on me, especially on my lungs. I'm dying and I'm loving it. She's an adorable murderer.

[timeforgremlin]

The face of a criminal who is unrepentant of his crimes.

[sillystanleystuff]

Just finished cleaning my room cause Edgar made my plant fell from my desk, so there was dirt almost everywhere 💀

[confusion52]

[crunchy-pavement]

shout out to my cat

So I’m trying to get off my loft bed but she is lying in the exit part. So I have to climb over her to get out, and while I am doing so, she decides it was a great idea to attack me.

Fast forward about five seconds, she has her claws stuck in my hand and cannot get them out which is making her attack me even more. And I’m here, partway on the ladder, too far away to grab my iPad for light, and with four little claws stuck in my hand.

smdnjkamsndjwkks we got out but now my hand is just a little more mutilated than yesterday.

[sassenashsworld]

Tirelessly, over and over again, I tell that damn cat that cats don’t knock on doors

AND HE CONTINUES!!!

I’ve had cats doing strange things... but knocking on the door is too much...

[living-the-gay-fandom-life]

Another important question that I have been debating with my family, I now come to you to help answer it.

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

the most abusive relationship I've ever been on is with my cat. She smacks me and looks me in the eye as she breaks my stuff if I don't comply with her whims. She steps on my feet on purpose. She steals my food. She makes me trip for fun. She is the devil. I love her so much.

[phoenixthemenace]

I don't even know what I've done.

[chemipedia]

That feeling when you’re petting your cat and they’re so relaxed and into it that their little third eyelid half-closes and they sort of put their chin in your palm while you rub their neck and and there’s purring and it’s perfect.

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]