#my canon now ya edgelord cat

[toastedsmoreo]

Ok I’ve been following JJK so far, convincing myself that every character choice and fight detail was weird but not a deal breaker for me, but…..WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

[kirishimeth]

Saeran Headcanons

Hey ya howdy doodle doo. After writing my fanfiction, Peppermint, a bunch of head canons about Saeran just started flooding into my head. They’re a mix of my own HCs and some of those obvious HCs that are thrown out there. Enjoy~

First one’s the most obvious: HE SMELLS LIKE PEPPERMINT. Always. 

Saeran listens to any and every type of music genre; it depends on his mood. His taste ranges from Classical to EDM to punk rock to rap to K-pop to English pop. It’s just all over the place. He listens to whatever sounds nice to him.

He never downloads full albums. He picks out songs that sound good to him.

On that note, he won’t specifically follow any bands or music artists. Every once in a while, he’ll go back and check on them in case they released any new songs that sounds nice.

Instrumental > Lyrics.

He will into the depths of the internet if it means finding an instrumental version of a song with good bgm.

Saeran has cold hands, but a warm body. For some reason his hands are always cold?? 

But because of that high body temperature, his cold hands balance out the warmth. 

The tip of his nose and ears are also always cold.

Doesn’t like excessive physical contact.

NO TOUCHING THE ART. 

Prefers initiating any forms of affection.

Likes it when you’re affectionate as well....But he’ll act all Tsundere about it.

Initially, he hated when you showed any affection towards him because his mind was still healing from his traumatic life experiences. He was insecure about himself and hence, always pushed you away. Like...why would you even love a person like him?? How could you be humanly capable of doing that?

But then as time went on, he accepts your love eventually. His emotions are set, somewhat, right and now he can’t live without your affection.

Gimme that daily dose of MC

Loves cuddling with you, especially on the sofa or on the floor in front of the sofa when you’re watching TV together. 

He sits behind you and tucks you into him by wrapping his arms loosely around your waist and placing his chin on your head while you sit between his half crossed legs.

He acts very nonchalant about it. Like it doesn’t affect him at all.

“Don’t lie to yourself Saeran I can feel your heart beating erratically.”

Turns red easily, especially the tips of his ears.

His sex varies depending on his mood. Sometimes he just wants innocent, vanilla sex. Other times, he’ll be up for some rough sex. 

Rough sex usually happens when he’s jealous or when you tease him too much about something.

“Oh? You won’t back down? Time to punish you MC.”

Doesn’t like bondage play or any form of BDSM. It reminds him of his childhood when his mother used to tie him up. So never in a million years would he ever tie you up.

Loves it when you play with his hair, especially when you run your hands through them. 

It soothes him.

His nightmares still haunt him so the first thing you do is wake him up by gently calling his name out, then running your fingers through his hair. It calms him down almost instantly.

Will hold you tightly next to him for the rest of the night after a nightmare episode.

And you will run your hands through his hair gently and softly whisper comforting things to him.

Wears his sweater and fluffy plain stuff at home. Maybe he’ll wear them for daily errands when he leaves the house. But turns into Edgelord™ when you go out on dates.

Yes, he still has his edgy Unknown clothes. 

Yes, he still wears them. 

No, they do not remind him of the time he was with Mint Eye because he picked these clothes out himself. No one forced him to wear them so it was one of the few things he had under his own control. His edgy clothes remind him that he is in control of his own life. Rika did not pick it out for him.

He mostly wears his plain clothes though. Because they’re more comfortable and “I just cba to change all the time MC.”

Is a child. He is definitely Saeyoung’s twin brother. He just has a different way of showing it. He’ll be all like “wtf are you idiots doing?” and then join in on that thing the said idiots are doing [namingly MC and Saeyoung].

“What are you talking about this is dumb. I want no part in this. Also MC, pass me the whipping cream. I’ll show you how it’s done.” *proceeds to put whipping cream into a sleeping Yoosung’s hand* “Hyung, pass me the feather. You’ll only mess up, which is why I’m doing it.” *Proceeds to tickle Yoosung’s nose*

He always denies his similarities to Saeyoung but on the inside, he’s actually relived that he turned out like his brother rather than his mother or father.

He’s felt loneliness, so he makes sure to never make you feel lonely. He loves you so much and you know it. And he knows that you know it. Even if you two ever fight, the silence between you two won’t last for more than an hour.

Loves ice cream - Another obvious one.

Ice cream dates in Edgelord™ clothing.

People stare at you two. They’re actually staring at Saeran because they feel intimidated.

Saeran doesn’t mind giving off an intimidating aura. It keeps people away. He is not a people person. He will practically die if a stranger comes and tries to initiate some small talk.

He hates small talk.

He’s the type of person who’ll make you talk to the call center operator or restaurant receptionist if he wants food. 

“Please MC, we’ll starve at this rate. Just do it.”

Doesn’t like PDA, but will hold hands with you or hook your pinkies together when you walk. There’s a lot of hand holding involved with him. Occasionally, he’ll wrap his arm around your waist in crowded places or if someone’s checking you out/attempt to flirt with you.

“Oh don’t mind me MC. I’m just openly marking you as my territory like this....unless you’d prefer me to kiss you?”

If you say yes, he turns red, then pecks your lips really quickly and his tough guy act drops.

Although he’s not a fan of PDA, he just can’t help kissing you if there’s ice cream at the corner of your mouth.

“I’m just helping you clean up MC.”

At home, it’s a different story though; kisses right after eating ice cream are his favorite thing because 1) your lips taste like ice cream. 2) They’re cold and it just feels so good kissing your lips because he has a high body temperature, especially during summer. Just...he lives for those cold kisses post-ice cream.

Initially doesn’t get along with Yoosung because he reminds him of Rika. Like, he knows they’re not the same and that Yoosung is a completely different person, but he can’t help it. Rika really messed him up.

“You should dye your hair another color, Yoosung.”

It takes some time, but Saeran can finally be around Yoosung without fidgeting so much.

After he gets over it, he gets along with Yoosung because video games.

Yes, Saeran games. You know it. I know it. He knows it. We all know it. He likes to play video games. However, he won’t obsess over them like Yoosung.

Doesn’t like Zen’s narcissism, but gets along with him otherwise.

Gets along with Jumin because he won’t initiate any unnecessary conversations. Again, this man can hold a conversation so he’s a yes to be around.

Also, with Jumin comes Elizabeth the III. Saeran loves Elly, but he’s not very different from his brother in showing his...”affection”. Mostly because he doesn’t know how to pet animals? His affection is low key animal abuse because he spins Elly around and attempts to hug her tight. So when Jumin tells him what to do and what not to do [”No, don’t hold her from there. It’ll disturb her fur arrangement.”] Saeran, much to Saeyoung’s dismay, is allowed near Elly. Elly is naturally terrified at first because “WHY ARE THERE TWO OF THEM??! THEY’RE IDENTICAL WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” And then eventually, she’s able to distinguish between Saeran and Saeyoung.

Once, Saeyoung takes his glasses off and puts on some mint green lenses, hoping to trick Elly to come to him.

The cat goes straight for Saeran.

“Hyung...she came to me.” is that a smug tone in his voice??

Gets along with Jaehee because she’s the most sensible person around.

Don’t even mention V to him.

This boy will get get nightmares if he’s able to sleep in the first place. That’s right. Those dark circles under his eyes aren’t just due to sleepless nights because of nightmares. Saeran can’t sleep at night. His mind starts overthinking and before he knows it, it’s dawn.

He’s most comfortable when the room is cold and he has a thick blanket weighing down on him. It makes him feel like someone’s hugging him. It helps him sleep. Plus, there’s no actual human contact involved. It’s a win win. 

He loves it when you sleep with him though. 

He doesn’t love it when you throw your leg over him while you sleep...

“Seriously MC, I'm trying to sleep here get off of me. Go to your side of the bed if you’re gonna be like this.”

When dawn cracks after a sleepless night, Saeran drags himself to the living room and settles onto the sofa.

Your sofas aren’t the cold, leather type that are uncomfortable to sit on. You guys own one of those huge, comfy sofas that swallow you whole if you sit on them.

When Saeran sits on the sofa, he makes sure to get his blanket with him.

The sofa is the one place he always falls asleep on. It’s just so comfy and warm that as soon as he lies down on it, he stuffs his face into a corner, because sunlight, and he’ll doze off.

You’ve woken up to find Saeran on the sofa about a million times.

Due to his lack of sleep at night, he often takes naps early during the day after dawn cracks. It’ll probably last for 3-5 hours or something before he’s woken up by the growling of his stomach and the scent of the food you’re cooking. His day typically starts at about 11 pm.

Saeran’s sleeping face is probably the most innocent thing you’ll set your eyes on. He’s so peaceful and stress free who he sleeps. 

If he ever got an official job, he would work as a professional hacker who tests security systems for big companies. 

“Gotta put those hacking skills to use MC. Gotta corrupt things outside the bedroom too y’know.”

He loves gazing at the sky, especially when it’s partially cloudy. He’ll just go to a park and lie down on the grass and stare at the sky for hours. Eventually, he’ll even fall asleep under the shade of a tree.

When he looks at the sky, he truly feels free.

Saeran probably studied the language of flowers at some point because of his inner Ray.