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Krill Face Closeup
Sorry I had to stand on your face to get good pictures, the lore community thanks you for your patience and understanding
#krill have eyes and mouths confirmed#sky lore#sky children of the light#sky cotl#skyblr#that sky game#sky cotl photography#sky cotl screenshots#my camera still doesn't work#I'm so tired of using the snipping tool#in other news#Baffled Botanist's light is amazing#also this is from#season of shattering#thanks#bye
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love the way sonic and Sage are set up on my shelf right now

#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sage the ai#art tag#still haven't taken real photos of my sage doll yet sorry ^^; working off of a really bad camera#love that the collectors figure comes w the closed eyes btw its a really cute expression sonic doesn't get 2 make much
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frickin shite that was the worst small group I've ever been to in my life
#the eisegesis made me want to rattle out of my bones in frustration#got corrected for trying to cross-reference because ''we only stick to our one passage'' and nearly fucking cried about it#I PHYSICALLY CANNOT NOT CROSS-REFERENCE SCRIPTURE#not only is it a shitty hermeneutical process but it's also just Not How My Brain Works!!#y'all have seen me crossreference on this blog it isn't just the Bible! I can't Not crossreference things to save my life#and I basically got (admittedly she was trying to be kind about it) corrected in front of the entire group of 20somethings#and the couple that leads it are so PARTICULAR and nitpicky and it has to be done their way or you're gonna get corrected#my first introduction to her was her coming up to me while I was working the sound booth and telling me about something#wrong with my production setup that I KNEW ABOUT and WAS AND STILL AM NOT ABLE TO CHANGE#(our camera for livestreams doesn't have a high enough mount and I don't have space to extend it higher so we catch the tops#of people's heads in the camera shot)#and the girl I went bc I want to get to know her better WASNT EVEN THERE#I spent the entire time trying not to cry or look at anyone#I need to find a different small group... sorry all the kids my age were nice but I can't handle the structure or leaders#Lu rambles#adulthood woes
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'I hope you like pain!' screams my character from Neverwinter Nights 2 lying on the ground and dying (aka Lillian Dragon/aka Kalach-Cha/aka Knight-Captain).
My thoughts: She's almost as frightening and tough as my Revan (aka Alexandra Forst), who concludes peacefully, 'That must've hurt!' looking at the corpses of the enemies around her.
#maybe the game is nice but the camera is awful (i used to play it in my childhood but can't recall such problems)#i can't do anything with that camera so that it works properly everywhere even inside houses caves and etc.#so i start feeling dizzy after 10 minutes playing!#also i begin suspecting that i have an allergy to some obsidian tropes (hello kotor 2!)#although this game doesn't seem dark and gloomy from the beginning -quite otherwise#still like bioware beginnings more#well... music is fantastic in nwn 2jeremy soul you're music is always in my heart#luckily he worked on nwn 2 osts#nwn 2#neverwinter nights#kotor#knights of the old republic#revan#kalach cha#neverwinter nights 2#bags... my favourite bags!#silly thoughts#star wars#kotor 1#knight captain#female revan
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accidentally* brainstormed a very complete outline for chapters 4-8 for eih, which should theoretically take us through Part 1. which is. you know. a godsend or whatever.
*accidentally meaning i was just eating delicious pancakes and the thoughts happened. usually its me crying screaming and shitting myself in front of an empty word document where ideas manifest. this is notably much more pleasant.
#that alone makes this weekend a good one#i also bought (leased) a new car yesterday!!!#which is exciting for me because i've been driving my first car for 16 years#even though its a base model its still SO much more advanced#hello how did i live without a backup camera of this long#also like. carplay. and auto windshield wipers. and keyless entry/start. and adjustable steering wheel#AND its electric! kinda. (a plug-in hybrid so has both engines but can run on only electric)#i've finally joined the 21st century#although tbh i thought my first car of my adult life may be something bougie. a BMW or some shit#alas i grew up to be too practical. so i bought a prius. because of course.#listen i live in california and wanted to go electric for forever#alas elon shat the bed by being elon so a tesla was an absolute no go#its funny like... you know that most of your customers for these cars were well-off environment-conscious liberals right#i've seen a tesla with a bumper that says 'i bought this before i knew elon was crazy'#which. like. yeah. fair#other fun events from last week. there was a fire super close to our house and we were in the evacuation zone#which is like. wow. i know its been dry and windy but i never thought it would actually happen HERE#everything is okay and we're safe and it was put out really fast#but definitely gave us a pause and made us think about whats important (our cat. everything else is replaceable.)#but another reason this weekend is good: it RAINED. last night and today.#listen i've been... extremely extremely extremely sad the past week#because of everything. because of 'allowance' of ice agents hospitals and thinking about what i would do and risk because FUCK THEM#suffering isn't moral and doesn't help anyone. just trying to find a way to help my community#and three nice things happening AND just hearing the border fire is under control...#its going to be okay. it really is.#anyway this post is about FANFICTIOn#fun fact i started looking into numerology that has to do with ying-yang#which is helping me decide on how many chapters per 'part'#its clever and unnecessary but makes me happy so whatever#chapter 4 of eih is ~2k works now as a mostly-outline
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urg. zombie injured her paw? leg? in some way (limping). letting her rest and reevaluating from there...
#dogblr#zombie#she slid to a halt running fast in the mudroom#and i think she may have done something to her pawpad?#at least that's better than an actual wrist or shoulder injury#like one month out from working season#she will be SO upset if she doesn't get to run#(note: she is not injured enough to like...not try and eat a baby mouse that was on my kitchen floor).#will call the vet tomorrow. just. urg. my girl :(#she limps a lot on the dirt road and barely at all on the tile and laminate in the house i don't know what that means but#let's just say if she's out for the season or permanently it probably means sigurd is out too? he won't run without her#edit: we got the video of her fall from our mudroom camera and it's the slightest little trip? hoping it's not serious#but i am still going to have the vet fully clear her before she's put in work
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maybe i should start building a bit of a portfolio and try to get invited to events as a photographer 🤔
#one of my friends did that but she has a way better camera#mine was good 20 years ago and really doesn't work when there's low lighting#so most of concerts are out#but still.....
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5 mins !!!!
#camera talks#YAYYYY#im so so so excited guys#ik ive listened to the demo already but whatever !! i can still be excited for the song bc its music !!!#:DD#also so very off topic but having extreme attatchment to objects makes them aging and deteriorating really really hard#(<- guy whos main blanket is falling apart entirely but he really really doesn't want to get a new one and will cry over that)#anyways !!!#so excited#im going to play it to go to bed tonight lol#also i did Not work on my speech#i'll do that before work tomorrow#i have Sooooo much to do tomorrow. oops#anyways :)
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#i keep hallucinating????#after i wake up#but it's not sleep paralysis bc i can move and i woke up my partner and it was still happening#i've seen a woman and a big dog and my partner doing a scary face at me and just now it was a man with a camera pointed at me#which is like not even related to the dream i was having at all???#dreamt i was working at the school i used to work at and the girls were being told to swim in the canal that had dangerous sea animals in#and I've had sleep paralysis a few times and i've done the whole wiggling your toes business#i'm full on chatting and moving around and it doesn't end
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Time to break out the vintage fall music playlists.
#Cade.Txts#im. so excited for fall weather...save me fall weather...#Excited for winter but im scared its not gonna snow much...Miss how it snowed when i was a kid :(#<-cries in werewolf who misses snooow#i also wanna try n get outside more to take photos w my camera. i recently found my older camera! gonna clean it up n see#if it'll still work or not. am not sure what kinda camera it is. its not vintage or anything just a older small camera.#if it doesn't work i'll just stick w my other one.#wanna learn how to use it better cus im pretty clueless w it honestly...i just kinda pouint it at stuff randomly#it has all these different settings n idk how to use em.#s o maybe expect photos on my photography blog. maybe. if i dont get too scared to leave my house.
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"all your coursework is asynchronous and can be done entirely on your own time offline!" :)
"but your teacher is available in a video chat 4 hours a day and you should come meet them on day one!" :(
#I HATE VIDEO CALLS#and it's in ms teams which doesn't even work half the time#i don't want to be on camera nor should i have to be#they also still haven't changed the deadname/former legal name on my account#so now the whole class gets to see my deadname and incorrectly assume my gender :)
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the older I get, the more the technological changes I've lived through as a millennial feel bizarre to me. we had computers in my primary school classroom; I first learned to type on a typewriter. I had a cellphone as a teenager, but still needed a physical train timetable. my parents listened to LP records when I was growing up; meanwhile, my childhood cassette tape collection became a CD collection, until I started downloading mp3s on kazaa over our 56k modem internet connection to play in winamp on my desktop computer, and now my laptop doesn't even have a disc tray. I used to save my word documents on floppy discs. I grew up using the rotary phone at my grandparents' house and our wall-connected landline; my mother's first cellphone was so big, we called it The Brick. I once took my desktop computer - monitor, tower and all - on the train to attend a LAN party at a friend's house where we had to connect to the internet with physical cables to play together, and where one friend's massive CRT monitor wouldn't fit on any available table. as kids, we used to make concertina caterpillars in class with the punctured and perforated paper strips that were left over whenever anything was printed on the room's dot matrix printer, which was outdated by the time I was in high school. VHS tapes became DVDs, and you could still rent both at the local video store when I was first married, but those shops all died out within the next six years. my facebook account predates the iphone camera - I used to carry around a separate digital camera and manually upload photos to the computer in order to post them; there are rolls of undeveloped film from my childhood still in envelopes from the chemist's in my childhood photo albums. I have a photo album from my wedding, but no physical albums of my child; by then, we were all posting online, and now that's a decade's worth of pictures I'd have to sort through manually in order to create one. there are video games I tell my son about but can't ever show him because the consoles they used to run on are all obsolete and the games were never remastered for the new ones that don't have the requisite backwards compatibility. I used to have a walkman for car trips as a kid; then I had a discman and a plastic hardshell case of CDs to carry around as a teenager; later, a friend gave my husband and I engraved matching ipods as a wedding present, and we used them both until they stopped working; now they're obsolete. today I texted my mother, who was born in 1950, a tiktok upload of an instructional video for girls from 1956 on how to look after their hair and nails and fold their clothes. my father was born four years after the invention of colour televison; he worked in radio and print journalism, and in the years before his health declined, even though he logically understood that newspapers existed online, he would clip out articles from the physical paper, put them in an envelope and mail them to me overseas if he wanted me to read them. and now I hold the world in a glass-faced rectangle, and I have access to everything and ownership of nothing, and everything I write online can potentially be wiped out at the drop of a hat by the ego of an idiot manchild billionaire. as a child, I wore a watch, but like most of my generation, I stopped when cellphones started telling us the time and they became redundant. now, my son wears a smartwatch so we can call him home from playing in the neighbourhood park, and there's a tanline on his wrist ike the one I haven't had since the age of fifteen. and I wonder: what will 2030 look like?
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there was a post on rdt about people making cute interactions between idols all about shipping, how weird and strange, they're friends! they hug each other because they're friends! and i was like well yeah, but also, you can v much be friends and still have a job that requires you to do fanservice for your fans! and it got a lot of upvotes but i suppose it might have failed to get through to some, because today i saw another thread about shipping and some comments complained about people making friendly interactions all about shipping and fanservice, and, well! you can't always succeed i suppose
#i knooooooow they're all fresh-faced teenagers whose primary lens on idol relationships is them and their crushes/besties#but i PROMMY that even if an idol is very natural‚ open and sincere (doesn't really have a separate 'idol persona') -- they're still#AT WORK and IN FRONT OF CAMERAS. soooo many words have been written about mundane non-celebrity women feeling the weight of#a Gaze on them even when they're completely alone‚ schooling their features into something pleasant with no one there to see them‚#imagining how they'd look like in a camera even though there's no cameras in the room with them -- and these are Regular Women#who just Exist In Society and not idols whose faces reactions and personality are a product to be marketed and sold. like look i'm not#saying idols have no true friendships they DO but look me straight into the eye and tell me that when an idol comes up to another idol#during a fansign/fanmeet and cuddles them it's 1000% because they just Felt Like It and Nothing Else. WITHOUT saying 'i hug my friends#randomly too!'. seriously.#shrimp thoughts
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pro-hero!bakugou is so busy, as expected since he's a hero after all. a great one at that. he avoids relationships, because he's aware about how he cant properly manage his time. he wont go around giving hopes to people, he is a straight forward man.
but fuck, when he sees you in some movie premiere which his friend acts in, he really wants to try commit a relationship with you.
you're a journalist, he noticed from the mic you held and the logo around it. ah, you work for a big entertainment media or magazine? he's not sure. your body language shows that you're confident, he likes that.
he didn't even realize when you start talking to him.
“mr. dynamight, im (name) (last name) from vogue. can we ask you questions regarding the movie?” you asked politely.
“tch, dont make me wait too long.” he said, keeping the nonchalant act.
you gestures to your cameraman partner to get ready. once the camera is ready, you start to introduce yourself and him. he watches you with a small smirk, clearly enjoying this.
“dynamight, we hear that you're not a big fan of romcom movies, is that true? does this movie change your perspective of romcom movies?”
“yes.”
you furrowed your brows, confused.
“okay... moving on, who's the first one that comes to your mind when you hear 'queen or king of romcom'?”
“julia roberts. i think.” there's a questionable pause.
“i love her too! especially in notting hill. i watched notting hill when i was 14 and since then library date is my dream date.” you rambles, all giggly and smiley.
“have you been to one?”
“hm? im sorry?”
“the library date, i can take you. if you want to i guess.” his tone isn't exactly friendly but his reddened cheeks makes you realize that he doesn't mean it the mean way.
“id love to, y- yes— oh my god.” you stutter.
“i have to have your number then.”
since you don't carry your business card and there's only a pen, bakugou let you write your number on his arm.
“good, call you later, dollface.” within a blink he's gone.
your flabbergasted face is the only thing you could muster.
“is the camera still on?”
“its live.”
#mha x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#bakugo katsuki#my hero academia#bakugou katsuki#mha#fanfic
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Yandere platonic Batfam x
Child Girl scout reader!



Notes: reader is a child in this.
Warnings ⚠️: mentions of kidnap and reader is low class. Not proofread. Please do not judge my girl scout logic I am not a girl scout and have never been one!
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The manor was as dull as ever lately. The big fancy walls of the place only felt colder as time went on.
Dick had broken up with Kori for the umpteenth time that month and was living at the manor ,or more like mopping at the manor..
On rare occasions Cass would stop by. And if they were very lucky jason would stop by and say hi every now and then.
Bruce was as cold as ever not being able to catch the joker and being behind in alot of meetings.
Duke was frustrated with his over all high-school experiences.
And Cass was pretty sure she was going through a mid life crisis despite her still being young.
Pretty soon Tim would graduate high-school and Bruce new he'd be off to living his own life.
Now damian was still pretty young but he didn't really count for a kid. Atleast not in Bruce's eyes. Damian lacked that child imagination. That childish spark. And bruce will admit he is partially to blame....
But on a particular lucky day they had met you!
Or more like Alfred had met you first. And that began the overly possessive vigilanty family to fall absolutely in love with your cute self!
You were about seven never having been blessed with a high class life but your mama sure did try and give you her best!
You oh! so desperately wanted to be a girl scout!
And who was mother to break your heart and tell you she didn't have the money?
So she worked extra shifts at the hospital. Her being a nurse meant that most of her time she was at the hospital working.
But that never stopped her from dropping you off in some of the richest and hopefully safest neighborhoods in gotham so you could sell your cookies for the girl scouts.
She hated leaving you alone but she just couldn't resist your cute puppy dog eyes as you promised you'd be safe....and she really didn't have time to argue or should she'd be late to work, agian!
So with a kiss on the cheek from you and a smile she left. Leaving you on the richest street in gotham.
Sure being low class in gotham was hard but you never saw it that way. You always tried to be kind.
Because in your mother's words, 'in a world where you can be anything, be kind.'
So kind you were. Even to the stuck up little girl scouts who didn't like you because you were poor.
But you didn't pay them any mind! You loved being a girl scout! The other girls were probably just jealous you sold more cookies then them!
Atleast that's what your mama told you.
You smile and skip your way down the street pulling your wagon full of boxes of cookies behind you.
Walking up to each house with a smile on your face most bought some because how could they deny such a cute thing with chubby cheeks?
Sure they'd probably never eat the cookies from a low class kid but they couldn't find it in their cold, spoiled, hearts to say no to you! (They saw it as charity.)
Finally with your last boxes of cookies you pull your wagon with you as you walk up the long drive way and surprisingly the gate was open!
Stepping up to the big door you knock exactly three times.
Alfred being as confused as ever stops cleaning and checks the cameras only to not spot anyone on the footage.
Hesitatently he begins cleaning playing it off as his ears playing tricks on him. But he hears the knock agian. So he doesn't even bother with the camera.
Opening the front door his harsh gaze immediately softens at the sight of you!
Ofc the cameras wouldn't see you! You were to small to be seen on the ring camera!
Your just so cute with your little sash and badges! And your smiles so bright something that the old butler hasn't seen in a while...a genuine smile.
You have that child like wonder that's still in your eyes and by your little dirty shoes the butler knows you traveled a long way to get here.
"Hello sir. I'm here to offer you some of the best cookies in gotham. Girl scout cookies!" You say with one of the biggest smiles and happiest eyes!
"It's five dollars for a box or two boxes for nine! I only have chocolate chip and blueberry left." You say giving your speech like you've done a million other of times.
But this time it would change your life completely.....
To your complete surprise he hands you a hundred dollar bill and you hesitatently take it giving him your last two boxes.
"I don't have change sir....." You say trying to give him back the money to which he just shakes his head.
"Keep it...as a tip." He says his voice holding no pity like the others.
"Really?" You say your eyes shinning with excitement.
And by seeing your happiness Alfred knows you deserve it. So he nods and you take the old spy by surprise by hugging him.
"Thank you so much!" You say as you pull away jumping on the balls of your feet.
"I'll be back every Saturday to give you a box of cookies until I repay you!" You say skipping off with your wagon in tow.
Alfred looks at you with puzzled look did you not know what recieving a tip meant?
Well he wasn't going to stop you from coming back. Especially as you shoot him your absolutely adorable smile as you walk down the driveway and wave goodbye shouting a cute and kind.
"Have a blessed day!" As you leave.
Have a blessed day....Alfred definitely hasn't heard that in a long time..especially in gotham.
You were definitely diffrent...
But you had kept your word coming back every Saturday at 1pm sharp never missing a Saturday!
And each time Alfred would give you a hundred dollar bill saying it was your tip. And you'd give him a hug and tell him you'll be back every Saturday until you repay him!
Alfred doesn't exactly know what about you made him become so attached to you. Maybe it was your hugs? Or your sweet smile?
Either way he didn't mind because he'd wait by the door at 1pm sharp every Saturday waiting to see you walk down the driveway with your little red wagon and big toothy smile.
Eventually he did learn your name and how old you were and you learned quite a bit about him too.
Until one day the he had gotten so caught up in cleaning the manor he didn't even realize that he was about to miss his favorite part of the week!
There was a knock on the door exactly three times just like there always was on Saturday at 1pm for the past few months.
But this time it wasn't the sweet butler you had come accustomed too. No, now it was a big fancy looking man with blue eyes.
"Hello?" He says his voice much softer then it would look like he'd sound like.
Your puzzled eyes search his looking for your dear friend.
"Hi?" You say as tilt your head still searching for your favorite costumer.
Bruce's eyes take you in... your far to young to be out here alone. Where are your parents? He wants to ask but more importantly who are you looking for?
"I usually come by here at this time....do you know where Mr. pennyworth is?" You say your eyes still searching around for the older man.
Bruce looks at you confused how did you know Alfred? Bruce eyes scan you seeing if your a threat but by the way you nervous fiddle around with it your sash as he continues to look at you he deems that your just a harmless child.
"He's inside...do you want to come see him?" He says his voice now much softer and his eyes aren't as cold as they once were. But you take a step back.
You might have been a kid but you aren't that stupid.
"My mama says I can't go in strangers houses.." You say as you look at him clearly looking for a place to hide.
Bruce nods as he sees your nervous deamor.
"Well I suppose I could bring him out to you." Bruce says and your eyes light up with excitement at the thought of seeing your dear friend agian.
And oh.... how bruce envies the old butler by how just the mention of him makes you smile.
Why was Alfred so important to you?
Bruce goes back in but Alfred is already on his way to the door finally remembering his favorite part of the week.
Bruce watches the interaction closely as you smile when Alfred gives you the money. And how sweetly you hug Alfred.
Bruce had initially thought you only came for the good money Alfred was giving you but the way you smiled was kind...and very adorable.
The whole interaction was definitely wholesome and bruce couldn't help but want to be apart of it...he so desperately wished someone would hug him as happily you hug Alfred...
Bruce being the jealous man he is started to be the one opening the door every Saturday at 1pm enjoying your happy smiles and childish jokes you would tell him as you waited for Alfred to come to the door.
And just like Alfred Bruce always made sure he'd never be busy on Saturday at 1pm because rain or sunshine you'd be at their door.
Eventually it was raining very hard and your mother not checking the weather app before you left had left you alone in the rain with no way to contact your mother.
You do your usual houses ending up at the manor at 1pm and despite the hash rain you still had that cute toothy smile on your face that they loved seeing.
"Hi Mr, Wayne!" You happily say...always so happy.
Bruce smiles you always call him Mr. Wayne even when he tells you not to. You must have very good manners or are just very forget he thinks to himself.
"Hello sweetheart." He says. He's called you sweetheart since the second time he had met you.
Now bruce wasn't that into nicknames but for you the nickname really matched. You were just too sweet.
After you do your usual talking with Alfred and bruce you turn to walk back in the rain.
"You can't possibly walk back in that rain, sweetheart." Bruce says his voice edged with worry and concern.
But you dismiss his concern with a shrug and a smile.
"I've walked in worse.. plus my mama is gonna pick me up soon!" You say happily giving them their two boxes of cookies and walking a way.
But they don't smile back this time when you yell. "Have a blessed day!" Like you always do.
No, their eyes circle around everything about you. About the rain. How harshly it's hitting your skin. How wet your hair is getting. How heavy your little red wagon must be for you as it continues filling up with water.
They watch as you slowly disappear down the long driveway their hearts still longing to help.
But altimately they decide that they can't do anything. Your not their kid. They can't offer you a ride because they know you'd never accept.
They don't even know the name of your mother let alone her number. How were they supposed to verify if your mother was really going to pick you up?
Or were you just going to walk home in the rain?
You'd surely get sick... and after after about five more minutes the two men come to the conclusion that.....fuck the rules you were definitely not going to be walking alone in the rain.
So with Alfred handing bruce the keys bruce quickly took off in his black Mercedes.
You continue walking down the street trying not to feel scared as the lightning strikes agian. And when a black and very nice car pulls up beside you you walk faster.
You knew how much your mother worried...the last thing she needed was for you to get kidnapped!
But the car kept up with your pace and the window rolled down and as much as you tried not to you couldn't help but turn your head to see who was driving the car.
You immediately stop walking as you see the driver.
"Hi Mr. Wayne!" You say smiling and bruce can't even register a real smile as he takes in how your soaking wet from head to toe. And he just knows that those old shoes are probably hurting your feet.
"Hey sweetheart......how about I give you a ride?" He says his voice pleading as he pulls the car to a complete stop.
You look at him and tilt your head and bruce has to stop himself from just getting out the car and picking you up and putting you in himself.
Your adorable confused motions give away your response. So bruce speaks up agian.
"Just one ride to your house." He says still pleading but in his mind you don't really have a choice you are going to let him give you a ride.
"You won't kidnap me right?" You question and instead of bruce feeling offend or angry at that he smiles and shakes his head. You were trying to be safe. But that wasn't exactly a good question to ask.
Atleast not to the richest man in gotham who didn't have to necessarily kidnap you to keep you.
Reaching over and open the passengers seat for you Bruce shows you a award winning smile; a smile that not even the paparazzi has caught him with in years.
"Of course not sweetheart....come on get in."
And plus it's not considered kidnapping when you legally adopt someone right?
Thanks for reading! Part two here!
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I CAN BE YOUR ANTIDOTE TONIGHT ♡

synopsis. even if caleb isn't there physically, he can still make you cum.
cw. unawared voyeurism, phone sex, mutual masturbation, fem reader, he calls you princess, caleb's a creepo like ughh, nasty perverted man does nasty perverted things like watch you jerk off
add ons. big thanks to gracie poo for getting me out this slump </3 @rcvcgers . this wasn't proofread sorry my grammar goats ily I'll edit if I read and see mistakes
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it hadn't been long since you left skyhaven to go back home to linkon. it also hadn't been long since caleb had hired someone to break into your home and set up cameras around your house. okay, fine, he admits that he was probably breaking major laws but sometimes good people have to do bad things to protect the ones they love. he just.. so happen to be one of those good people.
at least that's what he told himself.
he watched you about 4 hours a day, watching your scheduled routine as many other monitors flooded his vision. it was fine. he was used to soaking in information just by a glance, so it wasn't stressful. it was one of the many skills he thanked himself for learning. he could multitask; be at work and watch you.
"I need, hah, to finish writing this report - hn" he would mutter to himself as he watched you through his big monitor, his cock twitching as he oh so gently rubbed his tip through his pants. okay. so what if he was hard from just watching you? it was out of his control. it really was. he watched as the live feed showed you rubbing yourself through your panties. how you shuffled to make yourself feel good.
it was truly unprofessional. he needed to turn off his monitor, think about something else and get back to work.. but he just couldn't. not when you spread your legs so widely, almost invitingly. how you fondled your tits while you whined and begged for him like a dog. oh how he wished he could be there to help you, to touch you. yet he was sitting down, in his office, practically palming himself while watching you through hidden camera's.
he was such a pervert.
it wasn't until caleb had heard his phone ring, annoyed he turned it to see who was calling. his frown soon turning into surprise as he lowered the volume to 0 on his monitor and picked up the surprising call, his eyes darting from the screen back to the phone.
he watched as you tried to steady your breath, how your hands slipped through the waistline of your panties, how you placed your phone down on the bed. face straight into your pillow. he couldn't help but smile, it was cute. what a show you were putting on for him.
"hey pip-squeak. what's the matter?" he said trying to sound as normal as possible. it was hard trying not to moan while watching you fuck yourself on the phone with him. how nasty you were.
"caleb!" you moaned, your breath heavy as you covered your mouth occasionally. "I um- I missed you. I just wanted to hear how your day was going." you sounded frantic - erratic even. your words fast and slurred, hushed. he couldn't help but hold in a chuckle. oh how cute you were.
"my day's good." he said, his hand swirling around the slit of his leaking tip. fuck, he would have to clean his uniform later. "I have a meeting to go to, pips. I'll call you after -" he was quickly silenced by the hurried "no"'s that fell out of your mouth. he smirked, did you want to hear his voice that badly you would jerk off to just hearing him talk about business? how desperate were you?
he looked back to the monitor, how your eyes puffed with tears, how good he was making you feel without having to even try. it could only make his cock twitch.
"hm? is something wrong? you sound a little hurried there." he teased, seeing your teeth impale your lip. "everything's... 'kay here." you couldn't even finish a full sentence. do you think he was that stupid? if he didn't have his monitor or cameras you would still be easy to figure out. the thought alone made him hungry for you.
"really? doesn't sound like it. what are you doing?" he asked oh so innocently. he watched as your hands pulled out of your panties, taking one of your pillows and putting it between your legs, rutting like some dog in heat. caleb tugged on his pants, now bringing his cock out fully. he moved his hand swiftly, listening for the click of his office door and the id lock power to his face only. good. no disturbances.
"pips? c'mon tell me. what are you up to." his voice beginning to shake as he fisted himself. oh the view of you was so so good. you were gorgeous even. he should be there, touching you and feeling you. making you cry and beg for more. how hands should be all of you, his hands pumping in and out of your throbbing cunt. fuck fuck he needed to get off work. the trip to skyhaven to linkon is only 2 hours. he'd gladly take the 2 hours if it meant seeing you, tasting you.
"I - I've 'missed you caleb" you whined out, practically moaning for him. "I needed to hear your voice again. please you make me feel good." you were practically begging for him. and from the look at his monitor he could even see tears roll down your cheek. he couldn't say no to you, the files could wait and he could skip one meeting. you asked so nicely, who was he to say no? he wasn't cruel.
"okay then princess, since you asked me so nicely." he coo'd softly. "stop whatever your doing and just feel yourself." he watched you listen. you didn't question him, why would you? you moved the pillow away your hands dancing around your body. oh fuck, caleb wanted to cum but he couldn't. he needed to hold out for his baby of course.
"feels nice, right? 'need you to touch your tits for me. don't be so harsh with them, gently. rub them, show them the love i'd show them. you can do that right princess?" your hands sliding in your sports bra, oh did it feel good. how you imagined how it was his fingers pinching at your swollen nipples. caleb groaned at the sigh. the sound of him making you shudder.
caleb soaked up the view, "alright, now slowly, make your way to your cunt. not so fast - just a feel around your panties, yeah?” he coo’d. oh how you missed him, his hands, his warmth. you needed him. you whined and in return he let out a grunt.
he couldn’t help but watch as you wrecked yourself, how you imagined he was there. touching you, making you feel good oh god how good he could make you feel. he could touch you in all the right places - all the places that needed to be adored and appreciated for. you were beautiful. “i know baby. slip your panties over, small circles alright?”
you nodded with hums, okay’s, “mhm”s and pants. your legs twitching and body bucking forward. your whines for caleb becoming needier and needier. “i need you caleb , please i need you so badly.” your hands rubbing around your slit. he was trying. oh how he wanted to be with you. it’s fine. the papers could wait - the meetings could wait. it was one meeting he could skip, pleasing you was more important.
you were drenched. he could see your panties soaked, going down your legs as you lifted your legs for a better feeling , god were you ready. “okay okay, one finger in - ” you moved your hand lower, slipping one finger inside your cunt, groaning and twitching. “i know baby, ‘cmon in and out. i know you can do it, find a rhythm” and you did. in and out , in and out “add another.” oh were you fucking soaked.
caleb watched as you fucked yourself; how you imagined your small fingers was his. how it was his hands going in and out of you. pumping you. making you feel so good. you couldn’t help but cry out for him, making him fist his cock faster. he wished he was there with you. you could take him so nicely. your throbbing cunt molding into the shape of his cock. how he would slide in and out of you.
he knew your fingers weren’t just enough. how they couldn’t compare to his thick hands, and how he touched you. how he kissed every single part of your body, making sure that your cunt felt appreciated. why couldn’t you have moved to skyhaven? it was nice, safe, closer. you would be closer. you could be loved and touched all you wanted - when you asked. when you needed him so desperately like you needed him now. caleb moaned as he watched you become a mess.
you lifted your legs up a bit, so you could reach further. you whined as caleb watched you, exploring your body with his eyes. “add another one for me baby.” you nodded - sounds of “mhm”s and “okay”s. you slip another finger inside yourself, hips bucking upwards as your hands pumped into your cunt faster.
“caleb — caleb please ‘m gonna cum. can i? please let me cum please.” you begged him. “yeah? cum for me baby, ‘cmon you can do it. use your other hand and ride it out.” he watched as you spread your legs, rubbing and pumping. your face fucked and dazed - oh how much of a perfect mess you were. a mess he made. your sounds making his cock twitch as he met your pace. the sound of you two panting and moaning like dogs for each other.
you cried out for him, your body shaking and quivering , making caleb almost proud. “i know baby, i know, i know. you’re doing so good for me princess, you sound so so good.” he coos. how pretty you were like this, a show just for him without you knowing. knowing that he was watching your every touch, gasp and quiver. he just cum by looking at you.
caleb jerked his hips forward, grunting. fuck he was close too. he thought about your touch, how he would be deep inside you. his cock buried deep inside your cunt, molding your shape into his. how you would need him to please you over and over again because your fingers just won’t do. he thought about where he would cum on you, your soft tits, your stomach, your pretty ‘lil face.
it didn’t matter, he knew where he would cum in. he would be hitting every spot in you, your walls clenching on his cock while you begged for him. he would fill you up to the brim, making you drip with his load. how perfect you’d feel around him.
that’s where his cum needed to be, that’s where it deserved to be, where it belonged. buried deep inside of you.
it didn’t take long until both of you were groaning with pleasure, the silence after you both made a mess. caleb reassuring how well you did for him and how beautiful you looked. you thought it was weird on how you two were on the phone and he couldn’t see you but you ignored it.
caleb hung up after telling you to get some rest and he’d see you when he went back to linkon. looking at his desk.
fuck, he was going to need a new monitor.

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