#my burps

[fakebodywatch]

I am so fucking horny tonight. I chugged the leftover 2 liter from my dinner party last night with 4 mentos

I kept going bc I really wanted to puke tonight but maybe I’ll tell you about it later 😈

[bubblegutboys]

Uh… burp comp anybody? Oof, I’m totally beached 🐳

(He/They, teasing HIGHLY encouraged) 🫣

[bosspigeon]

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

[bellygettingfat]

Before and after I let myself go :)

[pudgybun]

Urp-

[kurj]

she loves her octopus jar!!

i had to draw her again lol - here's my first drawing of her (click) and more of my minoan art (click)

[pudgychunkybelly]

Someone noticed my gain today and said I looked softer. Little do they know that is exactly what I have been working toward. Guess I’ll celebrate with some extra dessert tonight

[gainingpeach]

I’m feeling so burpy 🥴😮‍💨

[fakebodywatch]

Hey there

I guess this is an introduction of sorts. To capture your attention, please enjoy a burp cut from my biggest bloat (so far 😈)

You can call me Dylan or Dyl, I’m a 23 y/o grad student so my activity will be sporadic. i also have a long term boyfriend so please be respectful of that!

My inbox/dms are open, please don’t be aggressive/hostile but I welcome light teasing and encouragement 🤤 (also any tips on big burpy bloats)

Stay bubbly my friends

[umbrellajam]

de-aged baby Tim but it happens during Prodigal when he and Dick still barely know each other and are supposed to be holding down the fort in Gotham by themselves and also Dick's life is already in extreme early 20s shambles

Dick!Bats:

Baby Robin!Tim (with oversized domino falling off his face): (burbles) Dbbb? BUH-MUH-MUH.

Dick!Bats:

Dick!Bats: nope nope nope nope NOPE

Huntress (rolling up warily): hey...Batman. what was that lightshow - oh, that is a baby.

Baby Robin!Tim (waving his hands delightedly): He-ba-ba!

Huntress: ...Heb-- wait a minute, is that Robin's uni--

Dick!Bats (bundling Tim and the Robin uniform into his own Bat cape and using his best Bat growl): the situation is under control, move along. (sweeps away)

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Dick: (reading the manual to the new Batmobile to try and activate the baby carseat configuration that has to be in here somewhere, please god)

Tim: (yanks on the end of Dick's ponytail and sticks it in his mouth)

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Dick: (standing in front of Drake Manor gearing up to hand baby Tim over to his actual family, thank fuck this will no longer be his problem--)

Dick: (remembers (a) Jack Drake is still in a wheelchair and (b) Tim laughingly telling him the funny family story of how Janet left Jack in charge of Tim for one (1) girls night when he was a year old and came back to diaper rash because he hadn't been changed in six hours, haha Dad was so embarrassed, like "so by every two hours you meant every--??")

Dick: y'know what I've helped babysit Lian how hard can this be

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Dick (with formula in his hair, spit-up all over his shirt, juggling a red-faced wailing Tim and a corded phone held between his shoulder and his ear): ROY. ROY MAYDAY.

[ethanstinkthan]

Oh yeah😼

Also these other versions I guess uhm

[bubblebellyrubs]

New liquid bloat content 🎅🏻🎈

What happens when your belly outgrows your old Christmas sweater 🥵

Over 20 minutes of chugging my way through late night wrapping

$20 for the full content!

Message me if interested!

[pudgychunkybelly]

I am dreaming of a day where I can eat without limits and just focus on growing. But for now, I will settle for a big dinner and maybe some dessert. What’s your dream feast

[hungrycupcakefeedee]

🎀🎀😋too sexy and sweet🥵🌸🤗

[fakebodywatch]

I’ve (mostly) survived the first few weeks of grad school and decided to celebrate by chugging 4 cans of sprite 💚

Horny brain didn’t think to record until can # 4 so enjoy!

[fatjiggllllly]