#my bsf calls me emo lmao
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the way i screamed of joy and horror when i saw i was tagged on a music tag game im gonna tagggg uhhhh @autisticempathydaemon @everything-redacted-and-others
🗣️ALL HAIL SIOUXSIE need i say more???
strawberry switchblade is the best thing since ever like JUST LISTEN TO THEYRE STUFFF
is this the only Olivia Rodrigo song I listen to? yes because i feel it on a very deep personal level like this song is literally me??? Olivia stop stalking me?? im homeschooled too???? hello???
HANDS ON YOUR KNEES ANGELINA JOLIE
ITS STRAWBERRY SWITCHBLADE also this song itches my brain bbg 😘
this song is criminally underrated C R I M IN A L L Y
Heyyy, 'Ronica
Eww.
You've got a left hand.
Use it.
Don't talk mean like that
You'll hurt their feelings
You make my balls so blue
You hurt them badly
You make my balls so blue
They're hanging sadly
What did they do to you
That you hate them so?
Don't run from me
They're all beat up
Like a tackling dummy!
They long for your embrace
They're warm like mittens
They'll curl up on your face
And purr like kittens
You make my balls so blue
Just look at them glow
They're begging you!
Don't make my balls so blue
Mmm...
Heather? Heather!
Open the door.
Oh no, oh no no no!
Mmm...
Open the door!
Oh no, oh no no no!
You make my balls so blue
(Ooo.. so blue!)
So please say hello
(Ooo...)
Hold 'em
Enfold 'em
And never let go!
(Yeah!)
Once you were geeky
Oo!
And nerdy
Oo!
But they knew
Oo!
You're dirty
Oo!
You've set them
Oo!
On fire
Oo!
Whatever you require they'll do!
(Ooo... ah!)
So take 'em home to meet your parents!
They'll wear a suit and tie
And a fancy collar
They'll sing a lullabye
La la la la la!
Please make these balls not blue!
Just for a while!
Can't wait 'til later
My pants are rubbing like a
Hot cheese grater!
Look. Booze. Drink!
Thank you so much!
They will protect you
Defend you
Respect you
Befriend you
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!
Winnie-the-Pooh!
Baby, baby, baby!
They're so blue!
My balls will work for you
They will obey ya!
They really need rescue
Like Princess Leia!
Baby, you gots to come through
Teach them to smile
You've got no clue
How much these two
Depend on you
Please help them through!
My balls are in your court!
Yeah!
(You make them balls so blue!)
You make my balls so blue!
(You make them balls so blue!)
Aw!
Ow!
You make my balls so blue!
(You shake them, you quake them,
You break)
Good God, my balls
You make my balls so blue!
Look it! Look at it!
Look at it! Look it!
(You take them, you make them,
Crissake them)
You make my balls so blue!
Please make their dreams come true
And make these balls not blue!
Yeah!
need i say more?
for when sadness is a thing or i just wanna sing idk i think this song is a good song for me to sing like i sound good doing it idk
LET ME TAKE YOUR HANDS IM SHAKING LIKE MILK (Robert Smith is my religion /j)
why am i crying?????????????
anyways have a nice day my music taste is ngl sub par at best
Music Tag Game!
Thank you so much @running-tweezers for tagging me 💕💕😭
Rules: On Repeat playlist, shuffle, post the first 10 songs
Im gonna tag people up here cause this post feels too long lol: @mokozroach @bubblergoespop @ilaria-jinx and anyone else who wants to do this (tag me, i love getting new music recommendations)
Alright let’s get into it!
….outting myself as an emo kid right out the gate I see. Sometimes I wanna feel like an angsty middle schooler and that’s okay
I absolutely adore Noah Kahan. Stick Season is one of my albums of all time, hands down
This song has me in a chokehold. Get it? Chokehold? Im fun at parties. ANYWHO Sleep Token 🥴 There is something so alluring about their music. I wanna bite it
Heavy pop does it for me sometimes. If you go listen to their other new song, Brag, there’s a speaking bit that kinda sounds like Huxley
SPEAKING OF. 1:10 for those interested.
Hell Yeah. This song is sung entirely by Poppy and she does a phenomenal job. I love Bad Omen’s social commentary
Also outing myself as a kpop stan got it cool cool. This song is actually my roman empire. I have thought about it since the first performance video came out in like 2017
This wouldnt be a song post on my blog without these guys. I love them so so much
I recently learned this song has an acoustic version and ive never been happier. It’s lowkey got me 🥴🥴 somethin bout it hits different
And ending on my favorite song at the moment! I swear this rewired something in my brain the first time i heard it. The chorus does things to me
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nsfw confession below the cut !! MINORS DNI !!
okay i just got my soul snatched 😀 just hooked up with my old guy bsf/first ever body for the first time in like 5 years…let’s call him J! for context i am a 4’9 mixed emo bitch & he’s a 6’2 yt boy with hella tats….that man took my innocence and first introduced me into toxic relationships lmao !! but no actually…he really ruined me…had me crying into my pillow and then humping it minutes later bc he had me conditioned to think of his dick every time i cried since he’d have me sobbing on his dick any chance he got 😭
after i finally let him take my virginity i was ruined bro…every time we hung out i had to get his dick someway. he had me obsessed with him and his dick and that’s exactly how he wanted it, too. no matter how much we fought or got on each other’s nerves we just kept coming back because no one else could fuck like us. he ignited my size kink before i even knew wtf that was…i remember the first time he ever fingered me and i was so scared because his fingers were so big and he just kept telling me he’d make ‘em fit while playing my clit threw my panties…and god after we fell off i just never had another guy ever made me cum again 😭 only girls and myself since…
well we recently got back in touch and we’ve been hanging and chilling since he got out of jail (LMAO OOPS) !! well bitch he took me out since this mfering morning!! he bought me a fat ass breakfast, took me shopping, took me to get coffee and pastries from my face cafe, took me to the speedway, got me to try funnel cake for the first time, and after a day full of fun he took me to his house and proceeded to fuck the absolute shit out of me….
okay let’s break this down bc i’m a whore !! when he took me shopping he picked out this like light pink satin dress that fits me SO GOOD…it also has a slit up my left leg & makes my tits look AMAZING…well i ended up changing after he bought it for me and keeping it on the rest of the day…and he just kept sneaking glances at me the whole day and i was blushing so hard jfc it’s embarrassing tbh.
well he ended up staring into my eyes while he rolled and i just super flustered and i started blushing and looking away and he was like “no no no..i spoil you all day and got you sitting pretty on my couch while i roll a blunt to smoke you out…the least you could do is let me look at you while i do.” and i just wanted to mount him. like fully just yank his pants off and ride his dick into the sunset 😩
so i looked back in his eyes and i know he could tell i was already going stupid for him from the dumb ass smirk he gave me…well while we were smoking let’s just say i get bold when high…and today was my first day smoking in two weeks so j was pretty geeked by hit like 4 😭 i ended up in his lap with him smoking the blunt and guiding my hips while i grinded on him…bro he made sure i kept getting hits in and the weed was just hitting and i was so sensitive and god J always gets so dirty when he’s high bc he doesn’t have a filter…and he just ended up having to put the blunt out bc i was just begging him to fuck me like at that point i was soaking thru to his pants 😭
j finally got his dick out and i was just so needy i lined him up and just started pushing down…his dick is literally the biggest i’ve ever taken and riding him is just a whole different world of full. so be grabbed my hips real quick and he was like “careful baby don’t wanna hurt yourself, huh? or do you like it when i get you a little hurt, yeaaah i know you like it when i treat you a little rough, don’t you baby?” and i was just moaning out yesyesyes love it when you hurt me a little baby love it so much !
and after he finally got me adjusted to his big ass dick he just started fucking me on him like a rag doll…i thought he was gonna let me have some control but i should’ve known better lmao…i think i just forgot he’s so strong so when he started slamming my body up and down on top of his cock like that i was just floating dude…i’m usually not that loud in the bedroom but he had me screaming !! 😭
and i went to go take the dress off but he fucking growled at me dude…held my hands behind my back with one of his while he choked me with his other one and just started fucking up into me so hard, but slow..he was staring me in the eyes with these fucking crazy eyes like he was gonna kill me or smth and he was like “don’t you dare take this dress off, not when you look so pretty wearing what i got you. yeah baby, say you look pretty. tell daddy how pretty you look while i’m deep in your fucking princess pussy, come on. say it. say it or you’re not coming, not on this dick, not at all. now, fucking. say. it.” and when i tell you my mouth started blabbing! i was not about to miss the opportunity to come, especially on his heavenly cock!
mm i look so pretty daddy, so pretty in the dress you got me! thank you for giving me your big dick,- fuck, you’re so deep please baby fuck me hard please needacumsobad!
and with that he flipped us over and literally POUNDED me until i was squiring all over him and he just kept going kept fucking using me like his little rag doll….and i let him…and even though it’s only been a few hours since this happened im still probably gonna meet up with him in 15 minutes to fuck again, bc i’m simply weak. he makes my toes curl and idc if he ends bad i’m having fun and getting my pussy absolute obliterated !!
#chronicles of j#my😸iscrying#i know he is toxic but he fucks me so good#literally never squirted for anyone except him#anyways i’m gonna go out on some easy access clothes and meet up with him !! 🥰
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