#my brainrot is so fucking real and it doesnt feel like its stopping any time soon lmao

[the-kipsabian]

okay, straight up since im gathering a collection of these now lmao

but would anyone genuinely care to read some (more, i have actually posted one) chris brookes/zack sabre jr fics

[kagender]

tell me about your orikeros RIGJT NOW

omg so like. the orikeros that i get brainrot about the most frequently r the main KOORAS members..... in fact i am once again thinking about them rn and thats bcuz theyre pretty importnant to my au :) ithink

[from left to right its: rozeze, odidi, twuwawa, rozozo]

(dis is an oldish drawing so thats why they look kinda ugly/off here....... i even redesigned rozeze n her bro a bit but this is like the only drawing that i have of them other than my big AU thing)

i usually call them a SCIENCE SQUAD!!!!! though odidi and twuwawa are the only ones who do science related stuff currently really ...... rozeze used to be a scientist but she kinda stopped after a pretty major fuck up (: and well she doesnt really have the time to work on anything anyways bc shes kinda the head of da whole organization. and thats a busy job! and i think of rozozo as just a security guard really..... him n rozeze are twinsies though so even if hes a low rank he still gets more respect from his sister than any other guard haha ..... the favoritism is real

pazaza is also a KOORAS member,,,,, she just didnt exist when i drew the pic above,,,,, but they do now!!!!

hes a dang parasite frog!!!!! and shes near damn undefeatable because of the speed that her limbs recover at ..... shes like a hydra. cut her arm off and itll recover super fucking fast. maybe she'll even grow a second one! its pretty impressive. i dont think that hes very good in battle though bc shes kinda duuumb!!!

and heeeres more stuff about her :) i think im just gonna list it bc it feels more organized that way

- shes an agender lesbian who uses all pronouns and neopronouns! (she/he/they/it/xe)

- since all of her tentacles can function as arms/hands she is VERY good at multitasking

- her and twuwawa should be dating i think. dont ask me how canon it is idk either. they were coworkers on a specific experiment though..... oh my god they were coworkers ?!

- if u cut a smaller chunk of her limbs off (instead of the whole damn thing) itll just become its own creature. kinda like an earthworm. as long as it has a mouth itll stay alive!

- i dunno what she feeds on really. i was thinking water..... kinda like a nyororo..... but i already have an orikero w tiny nyororo like creatures! thats chokoko :] another contender is blood..... so she would be like a LEECH!!!! idk tho

- my voice claim for it is gir from invader zim...... odidi is already voiced by zim so it makes sense to throw gir in there too i think. even if pazaza n odidi barely interact its still funny. also gir does kinda fit her from personality..... theyre both stupid and chaotic. the only difference is that pazaza is more evil

- her idiocy doesnt exactly ruin her competence as a scientist though. she never really fucked an experiment up unlike some others🤔 and the fact that shes pretty much emptyheaded should be a positive for KOORAS really. u cant feel bad about ur past actions if youre incapable of thinking about them in the first place. many KOORAS workers are full of regrets but he is not one of them! i feel like that would make her kinda impossible to ever redeem though🧐

OH YEAH I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS AT THE BEGGINNING KOORAS is basically just THE big bad science organization..... the letters DO stand for something but i think that its pretty dumb so am not gonna say what it is..... u can read it as keronian organization omega ruby alpha sapphire if u want to though

i would go over the other members too but i dont really have da energy to ..... rip to odidi n twuwawa u both r my faves but unfortunarely pazaza stole ur spotlight this time

[littlebabycrybtch]

bro..... im sooo tired of ppl being whiny freaks about ppl liking fictional shit ‘~too much~’. like bitches are literally fully convinced if you prefer acting out certain ideas in fiction but not irl, thats not your normal preferential boundaries but rather your brain is a mental illness BOMB and you need to be fucking hospitalized for being imaginative and having autonomy. like yall if its not taboo or smth shut uuuuhp man you’re not ‘concerned for their health’ or w/e you’re fully just tryna get away with being a nihilistic asshole who lacks sympathetic reasoning skills. listen to me. fiction is valuable. the thoughts we have on it are important. the personal lack of value you happen to put on a media is next to worthless. its not a fuckin waste of time dude, creators are people, who live in the real world, they experience it and have ideas through it and about it, they form and tweak their ideas while still definitely existing in the real world, and then put that back into the world with a new angle and new perspective, to share with other people definitely encountering it in , you guessed it , the real world. thats not disconnected. its not nothing. these things do not magically appear from fairytale land, they are created. stories mean smth, people tell them for a reason, its ok to feel smth for any story, why would we even tell them if not with the intention to impact others emotionally somehow i mean??? fiction does not Just affect reality, it is valuable to real life society, it is a functioning thriving part OF reality. 

humans have told stories since the dawn of our existence. it is literally all but an inherent species trait for us to imagine things, its tied to each and every one of us, and to reject ‘fantasy’ as smth worthless to human life is frankly just fuckin wrong and weird of you. bitch we are Supposed to get outside the box, the fandom ppl you cringe your pants over arent thinking abt fake shit too much, you guys very often just arent exercising abstract thought and imagination enough, which actually hurts your ability to engage with it critically in all the ways its meant to be. if you dont see the value in fiction its because you put in no effort to form the analysis skills. in other words, you idiots dont get the hype bc you’re too stupid to get how you're supposed to compare a book to the real world it came from. ‘uu but cmon not everythings valuable what about [tumblr designated cringe media]-’ 1. ok! somehow you havent come to this conclusion yourself yet but thats not real, whatever ppl get to enjoy is not all abt you, your bias means less than dirt to others outside of hivemind social medias, you can keep it to yourself, ppl shouldnt care about it bc it means nothing outside of ur own space, its literally funny to me that you’re so elitist you want me to cater my interests to you, Your Standard Of Quality Isnt Universal, 2. ranking the values of fiction is the waste of time here, if you compare mlp to pride and prejudice ill dissect your teeth, different emotional impacts from tragic to funny to Just A Vibe are all able to be assessed as ‘valuable to somebody else so leave well enough alone’ if you dont have 2010+ funnyman brainrot disease that makes you incapable of reflecting on anything you can find a way to joke abt first.

i mean seriously like. whenever randos start engaging with medias you ppl dont like or in ways you dont get, the strawmans yall make up to get to be cringe culture vultures abt such benign shit, and almost Always at the expense of neurodivergent people with a deeply rooted undertone of extreme ableism might i add..... its just so selfish. u have a brain ok, you’re manipulative but we both know you dont Actually think ppl automatically default to being a waifu obsessed incel rotting away at their basement computer, stagnating their social skills and straying further and further from reality with each passing day, a poor disturbed wretch that you just HAVE to save from themselves, all bc they say they. prefer fictional porn or w/e to having sex irl. buddy thats not a big deal, theyre normal, just different from you. theyre fine, you’re just uncomfortable. as a functioning adult you’re gonna have to try and recognize that sometimes that feelings gonna be 100% on you, and you cant always just lie abt the validity of it to make ppl feel obligated into agreeing with you. this is gonna be one fragment of their personhood and your self obsessed brain imploding over how unrelatable that is doesnt fucking matter, grow up bitch like. how detached do you have to be to think thats so unstable or morally wrong.... its just a completely inconsequential preferential decision that only affects them and isnt a wrong choice at all cuz nobody has to get their dick wet if they dont wanna for any reason ever and thats gotta be that tbh.... and it kills me cuz they still inherently experience the real world and are capable of thinking abt it critically,,, even tho they... masturbate to drawings or w/e the fuck ppl think is unhealthy ???? like? imagination is just fun we dont need to moderate it anymore than we moderate other fun activities i mean lol ksdjfsd this is the DEFINITION of ‘just vibing’ no one FUCKING cares and it deosnt fucking matter the way you desperately try to make ppl think it does just so u get to be loud abt ur shortcomings as a decent understanding person. 

‘uuuuuu im sorry but thats unhealthy :///’ you sound like a goddamn maniac dude stories are not unhealthy having feelings abt them is not unhealthy thinking some anime bitch that was DRAWN TO BE HOT , IS HOT, is not UNHEALTHY and you clowns arent convincing anybody you ‘care’ abt that concept anyways !! im losign my mind here skdlsdfsd medias are literally DESIGNED TO DO THIS TO PEOPLE... WE’RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL THINGS FOR IT.... IT IS WHAT MAKES THE ART WE’VE TAKEN PART IN FOR CENTURIES, “ART”.... ITS JUST... HAVING IDEAS AND EXPERIENCING IMAGINATION..... whats wildly unhealthy actually is yalls toxic obsession with ‘harsh truth’ and validating your stupid ass cwinge feewings to the point where everything that gives your underdeveloped selfish ass hives has to be a matter of health and morals and whats ‘best’ for everyone. u dont know that shit!!!! ur a petty brat and im not ur mommy ok i wont baby you so u dont feel like the shitty whiny person you are, you need to grow and do better and think outside urself already, dont put the responsibility of making u feel right for judging somebodies benign hobbies on me. i wont bc its wrong and unnecessary. you’re not a savior no ones falling for that lmao you’re just a bitch girl xoxo get over it shit truly does not matter. let them write nsfw self insert fics instead of banging !! 

to make it real do yall really not Get that basic consent kinda doesnt just mean ‘no when im not in the mood at the time’ but it means ‘no if i just dont fuckin feel like having sex ever for literally any reason at all bc i choose what i do’ and pressuring them, even with what your warped brain translates as the best of intentions, is inherently disgusting? especially with the ‘i know how to help you’ attitude like......... ohhh die soonly ew lmao! lay off this nasty shit already please it doesnt matter! stop trying to make it matter!! its not hurting you or them you stupid tumblr phd ass!! and like again yeah some media shits just truly gross but tbr now its like even That kind of shit, the Real social issues caused by Actually problematic media that ppl should discuss Genuinely without ulterior motives, is being used more and more rampantly as just a stepping stone to get to the needless mockery of other harmless things in the media they want an excuse to bag on.......... like a bitch cant just be grown and talk about problems at face value without getting a bully jab in. smhhhhh you all fuckin suck please just stop talking already. so anyways yeah being attracted to fictional characters instead of real people or w/e IS funny, funny how many boyfriends they have when u have none xoxo theyre having fun and you can die sad abt it they get to die 5 times in an angsty fantasy fic and be brought back with mouth to mouth by fuckin kakashi every time and then they go get lunch irl while ur updating tinder bitch ... different fucking strokes ig !

[a-fine-piece-of-ashe]

@princelypan

I was content being nice to you, and letting you loose but ig you werent about that life. Then you deactivated, came back and started more shit? Tsk tsk tsk, you should have known better than to do that.

Firstly. You are extremely, and i do mean extremely stupid. Dude seriously look at your bio, its dog shit. Your brain must have stopped functioning, because there is no way anyone with even half a brain would think you were right in any of this. Seriously, were you dropped as a baby? Headfirst? From a 3 story building? Into a trash compactor? Fucks sake my dude.

Anyway lets get this show started ig. You're a terribly low shotlord with a superiority complex. You think you're both always the victim and always right. You seem to think somehow that Zim is a real pronoun. (Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Zim is an alien from nicktoons, and tbh even his crazy ass would think you were clinically ill) You're a biphobe peice of shit who doesnt understand how society works even at the most basic levels and you really piss me off. I mean seriously "Bi people arent oppressed, yall are just hetero" wtf man, brainrot much. You use words you obviously dont understand when talking (For the love of god stop trying to talk like a sophisticated adult, we all know you are a 12 year old incel whos mad because mommy and daddy dont show him enough love). You need to learn that just because itty bitty babby got their feewings hurt doesnt mean they can try to cause drama for everyone else. Go back to roblox kid, the adults are talking.

Nextly, before you even try your shit about being a victim or such let adress the facts. You called @sparkly-thot a bunch of unnecessary names that were 100% false and wished death and rape on him (more than likely from jealousy). Which btw is so not cash money of you. You harrassed @obsessivecatholicvampire and tried to break up her relationship because you cant find a proper relationship yourself. Instead of owning up to it you then played victim and deactivated after @dreambug-thot tagged you in a post exposing you. Then lastly you come back and start shit again when everyone was just gonna let you be. Dont pretend it didnt happen either honey, we have receipts. Little did you realize you fucked with the wrong peoe this time tho, we are well versed in dealing with clowns like you and arent afraid to let it be known what kind of person you really are. We arent just nobodies either, we are everywhere. Maybe this will teach you to treat other humans like uhh idk... people maybe? Look honestly this is getting long so ill leave it here for now, but if you want more feel free to interact.