#my brain is the size of a pea

[t1taniumninja]

so many ninjago fans are so cool and galaxy brained with their meta and analysis and character writing and fanfiction and such etc etc but whenever i try to articulate the ninjago characters that i like it’s just “eughhhhh ummmmmm ermmmm just a silly goofy guy aaaaaughhhh uhmmmm just a goofy guy”

[lovenona]

ship your moots? (´,,•ω•,,)♡

ok king here we go

@suedebunn; rengoku. i am adamant in this. bunny girl lyn with big kind-hearted flame boy? it is a match made in heaven. u deserve to be happy 

@two-percent-milk; nanami. how does it feel to be god’s favorite? u deserve a man who will take care of u but also dismantle capitalism with his bare hands

@kmorgzz; kuroo. no i am not just saying this because i’m an astrological kuroo kinnie. u need a man who will have some crazy [redacted] with u but also knows when to be kind and serious <3

@alto-march-of-death; ushijima. i know akaashi is ur soulmate but there is something about wakatoshal that cannot be expressed in human language. u guys have a cat, for god’s sake 

@cryptidkatts; sakusa. kattoomi supremacy now and forever. u deserve old money sakusa who buys u art supplies and also [redacted for content.] kattoomi is written in the stars. kattoomi is canon. goodnight

@keishinslove; ukai. hot e-girl and sexy possibly mafia daddy. i’m literally crying thinking abt this i don’t think I need to elaborate any further ur honor

@waitforitillwritemywayout; sakusa. u deserve to be happy, darling. u would both be so funny and chill and i think i would be so intimidated by ur super cool and suave presence. please get married

@introloves; bokuto. is this a surprise??? jax has the sweetest, bubbliest personality and absolutely deserves a man with big tiddies and even bigger thighs to love and cherish her

@osamwu; mattsun. ever since i have met u i have learned that kitty and mattsun r the cutest little couple in the universe. i wish this happy couple all the best <3

@spikesbimbo; spike. girl u absolutely deserve to have a super hot dilf [redacted] u on his spaceship. also both of u are super hot and would literally be the coolest couple in outer space

@pinkoushi; yachi. i think u deserve someone to call a good girl and eat her [redacted] whenever u want. i also think u both would be so cute because ur both really soft and sweet and caring. how does it feel to win?

@ryoskuna; sukuna. i'm giving u the king. his tsundere facade with ur humor and big intelligent brain are a match for the ages. ur hades and persephone incarnate. godspeed and i wish u the best with his two massive [redacted]

– i'm sorry if i missed anyone, my brain short circuited and forgot every person i've ever met; i love all my moots dearly and validate every self-ship in existence <3