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vulpinesaint · 5 months ago

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all my grade school catholic friends with the religious name as their middle name are such cheaters by the way. wdym your parents made your middle name "mary" and then just called you what the fuck ever for your first name. come on now

#mary catherine from catholic sleepaway camp you are the ONLY real one. hope you're doing well girlie #my beloved childhood penpal. so awesome that we both turned out gay #anyway my first name wasn't a saint's name but it was absolutely religious 😭#down far enough in the tags. if you're reading this you're already a real one. got named for the grace of god.#my siblings r named christopher and liam and those are both saint names! you can find very normal ones!#and you just got to be middle-name-mary?? fake as fuck...#valentine notes

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