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Day #22: I’m Not Phased, Only Here To Sin

Bad Batch trailer dropped. Yet, Crosshair is about nowhere there. Not a good sign. At least we got some great shots of Fennec.

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Fennec played with Toto as the woman and her waited for Korkie and Crosshair. She was all smiles as the woman kept turning pale. Which was the bonus because she absolutely hated the woman. 

First, she didn’t play with the dog. Second, she called their plan stupid since no one would believe two men were a married couple. Last, she kept repeating how stupid it was to the point that Fennec wanted to steal Toto and just bring the poor dog back to the food stalls. At least the dog would be happy being away from his dumb owner.

“They take so long!” the woman whined. “You see why you need to be the woman in the couple? Men being together is such an awful idea.”

“Yeah, awful,” Fennec muttered. “Which is strange because they’re Mandalorians and Mandalorians aren’t ashamed to be gay.”

“That’s because those people are brutes. You an say they changed when that Duchess made the planet all pacifist, but look now? They went back because they like violence.”

Fennec stopped playing with Toto. It was one thing to say Crosshair and Korkie can’t be a good couple, but mock their heritage? Fennec had enough.

“Well then,” she hissed. “I’ll tell them what you said. Korkie can just hacking into your bank account and we’ll run away with you money.”

“What are you going to do to me then?”

“Kill you. You’re husband hates you anyway, why go back to you when he’ll have another woman?”

The woman stopped talking just as Crosshair and Korkie exited out the ship with their elegant disguises. Fennec gasped as the woman whined in protest. The men were gorgeous and Korkie actually looked like a princess. Korkie was wearing a blue dress that looked like Satine could have worn it, and he had his fan. Crosshair was in a fitting red suit with gold aesthetics with Korkie’s sword on his hip.

“Sorry it took some time,” Korkie apologized. “Finding a good suit for Crosshair was hard. They didn’t really match his attitude.”

“But we found the only red one,” Crosshair said. “Let’s go.”

The four departed to the woman’s house. She told them they need to call her Lady Ohno and act like they came from riches. Korkie and Crosshair smirked at the same time. She had no idea that Korkie had come from royalty and was the former future Duke of Mandalore. When they entered Ohno’s mansion, Toto whined as if he knew his life was good as dead. Fennec calmed him down as Ohno had the audacity to just leave him alone with strangers. 

Then, Ohno made the trio wait in the dinner room as she waited for her husband. Fennec was sad to see Toto go, but she had to do her job. The trio waited for the husband to come and drink water to pass the time. There was only one maid in the house and no one else, so they felt safe to talk freely.

“Remember what I taught you Cross,” Korkie sighed. “Even if it pains you to be in a posh house, we have to act to get the money.”

“Right,” Crosshair agreed. “I’m just going to watch you.”

“Not the same thing, but fine.”

“You do know you’re the only out of us to know something like this?” Fennec asked.

“Yes, and I hate it right now. I feel sad for the dog.”

“The food stall people call him Toto. I’m calling him that in respect since he likes that name better than whatever those jerks named him.”

Speaking of the jerks, Ohno finally came with her husband. Like Ohno, he gave one look at Korkie and Crosshair to be disguised by the idea that the two men were a couple. Crosshair kept his calm, but he hoped Korkie would just destroy the entire house. He’s seen clones flirt with men before, it was a huge galaxy and no one’s custom is the same as the rest. He hated people like that, but he knows he needs to sit through the dinner.

“So this is?” Lord Ohno groaned.

“Lord Katalyst and his husband,” Lady Ohno said. “The girl is their maid so don't mind her.”

Korkie agreed that using any of their real names would set off trouble, especially if Kryze was used in the plan. So they took the ship’s name and stuck with it. Fennec went with being a mad because she thought it would be funny if Ohno’s husband would flirt with her.

“They found Joffer after he got too excited seeing the jewelry, and saved him from the unpleasantness of the slums.”

“And what do they do?”

“You can ask them ourself.”

Lord and Lady Ohno went to seat opposite at each other. The atmosphere was tense with their hatred for each other that Crosshair was sure he could break the tension with a swing from the sword. Fennec was already sad for Toto being their pet, but now she just wanted Korkie or Crosshair to let her steal the dog.

“What is your job, Lord Katalyst?” Lord Ohno asked.

“Weapons manufacture,” Korkie said. It wasn’t wrong since the Kryze used to hired weapon makers in the past.

“And your husband? He looks nothing like you.”

Crosshair said nothing as Korkie took a drink. “My husband used to be a soldier, but when my family needed a protector to be by bodyguard, he was chosen. He impressed my family to the point that they were fine with our marriage.”

“Mandalorians are fine with this?”

“Happily fine. We marry people we’re compatible with and hopeful one raise strong children even if we can’t conceive. After all, there are far too many children not to adopt into a strong family.”

“So you came from a rich family and he came from nothing.”

Korkie gave the man a death glare. “He did not came from nothing, he came from strength. We happily chose each other based on how well we use each other’s strengths and that makes all the perfect arrangement for a good marriage.”

Fennec took a sip of her drink as Crosshair smiled and took Korkie’s hand to kiss it. It was almost scandalous for her to see such intimate scene. She knows Mandalorians were rather reserved with their relationships from what the two have been telling her, and seeing them act was like watching a private holonet that should not have been broadcast.

Both Lord and Lady Ohno looked uncomfortable with the display of intimacy since neither of the two had done that before. They’ve seen others do it, but to them it was disgusting. Watching the men next to them be so happy together was making the dinner spoil.

“Sorry for the closeness,” Crosshair said. “But, he’s family did order me to always be loving to him if he protects my honor. I promised them I will always be his rock.”

Crosshair and Korkie never let go of their entangled hands even when the food was brought to them. Fennec had to hold all her laughter as Korkie and Crosshair fed each other with their one opened hand. It was so cheesy and highly fake, but the Ohnos had no idea. Well, Lord Ohno had no idea.

It went for minutes until Lord Ohno finally told them to stop.

“Why?” Korkie said.

“Because it’s not natural!” he declared. “You married a man lower than your status! You act like the wife when you’re the rich one! You need to divorce him!”

Fennec took a final sip. She knew in ten seconds what was going to happen and left to get Toto. 

“Where are you going?” Lord Ohno asked. “You’re the maid.”

“Not my job, and I’m taking the dog.”

Lord Ohno got up to stop her, but started choking. Korkie was mad and Crosshair took a drink from his glass. Lady Ohno screamed and tried to run, but Crosshair ran after her annoyed that he won’t be able to watch Korkie destroy Lord Ohno.

“First of all,” Korkie hisses as he went to the man’s tortured face. “You. Do. Not. EVER! Say that to my partner.”

“Partner?” the man squeaked.

“Your wife lost the dog and had us bring her the dog with the promise of credits.”

“That idiot.”

“Yeah, but who’s the bigger one? Credits and your life is good.”

“I will tell the Emperor about this!”

“I know how to make you forget this.”

The man whined as Korkie kept using the Force to get him to tell the codes for the credits. Once the man was done, Korkie made him forget everything about the dinner and Toto, and made him sleep. He went to find Crosshair with Lady Ohno begging him not the kill her at neck point. Korkie sighed as he got closer. 

“Close you eyes, Cross,” he told him. “And maybe your ears.”

Crosshair let her go and Korkie made her forget about Toto and the trio. She fell asleep at Korkie’s command. 

“Is divorce the trigger word?” Crosshair asked.

“Yes, Kryze’s are never to marry again if they’re divorced. It makes them look like players and not good spouses.”

“Dutifully noted. Husband.”

“If we have to do this again, I don’t mind, but again marriage isn’t in my future.”

“Not if you stay with me.”

Korkie wanted to say something, but Fennec burst in the moment with Toto. The lone maid serving them came with her and Toto

“We need to go to the food stalls now,” she said. “Toto whined the entire time he was in his room.”

“I won’t snitch about this,” the maid said. “I hated those two and wanted to quit. I guess this is the time and my sister works at the food stalls.”

The four of them left the house with Toto happily snuggling the former maid.The maid was named Loria. She was grateful to see someone hurting the Ohnos even if the two won’t remember it. She knows the instant one of them sees the missing money they will finally divorce because they only loved money. She said the fact Korkie and Crosshair protected each other was rather refreshing because all she saw was hatred in the mansion. 

“I know you two aren’t a couple,” Loria said. “But that was so beautiful.”

“Well,” Crosshair said. “We’re partners. In crime.”

Korkie scoffed. “We are.”

The got to the food stalls with Loria hugging her sister. Fennec smiled since her sister was the one who told her about Toto loving the food stalls. Loria explained everything and her sister was all to happy to have Toto stay at the food stall. Suddenly, all the food stall workers came and pet Toto who was too happy to be loved by people who actually cared for him.

Loria’s sister came up to them. “I cannot express enough happiness to know Toto will be ours forever.”

“He derives this,” Fennec said. “I wanted what was best for him, and he needed this.”

The trio left the food stalls and Toto to go back to their ship. They were given some food for the road and Korkie was all to happy to make some leftover meals if they couldn’t eat it all in one night. 

At the ship, Korkie took off his dress in the storage while Crosshair went to the cockpit to fly them out of the planet. He looked at the dress and hugged it.

“I was never supposed to wear you,” he whispered to the dress. “You were supposed to be a gift to Mother. I was just too late to give you.”

He put the dress away and went to the cockpit to find Fennec being the pilot.

“Crosshair said you can fly?” He asked.

“Yeah,” Fennec answered. “He’s finally okay with me flying again.”

“Okay. I’m just going to the bunks.”

Fennec looked back in seconds. “Wait!”

Fennec was too late to stop him. Korkie opened the bunk doors to see Crosshair in without his clothes. He was getting ready to wear his usual when Korkie entered. 

“I’m kind of glad it’s not Fennec,” Crosshair smirked.

Korkie went back out to the cockpit and quickly closed the doors. Fennec looked back at him and mouthed a ‘Sorry’. Korkie was blushing hard at the sight. He knows he had powers to make people forget, but he’s too afraid to use them on himself.

“You okay?” Fennec asked.

Korkie went to her side. “No. I will have that image in my mind and now I’m just...”

Fennec patted his back. Korkie whined at the feeling and shook his head.

“I regret being his fake husband now.”

“I know. It’s going to be okay.”

“I’m pretty sure I want to be his actual husband now.”

“You poor man.”

Korkie wished he never met Crosshair and was back with his nanny. No one in Mandalore ever told him how to deal with his feelings and now he’s just going to suffer being next to Crosshair.

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MY MAGICIANS SHIT DOWN BELOW LET’S GO~

-Q IS IN A CAGE lol. thank u penny. good times. q is dying. ok i may not ship them but like his attachment to alice is so gr9 as a frienship thing -my beautiful monarchs. eliot’s sass is perfection. eliot’s going to duel the shit out of loria bruh. once again, pulling book 3 shit ;) “how popular would i be?” the greatest oh dear god. -WELCOME TO FILLORY KADY!!! “i killed trees” oh my god shadeless juila is gREAT.  -kinkshame the werewolf q.  -ELIOT IS SWISHING A SWORD I LOVE HIM. “no... but magician.” IT’S A GIANT BUTTER KNIFE. help.  -oh my god kady. the demigod evil senator.  - “If someone told me a year ago....” B L E S S. eliot u already did enough drugs. r i p. ooooh fen sometimes u do good shit girl. “insert weak double entendre i’d have to explain here.” i feel marginally less fucked now. eliot is full of beautiful lines tbh. bLESS HIM. JUST. BLESS HIM. -i love kady so can you guys give her some more spells to do except blast of battle magic? because i stg that’s the only thing we’ve ever seen from her.  -still gonna make a blog for abigail ;)  -fairies? margo’s voice i’m deAD.  -TODD? LOL. penny plz. kady loves julia way too much :’c -your face. i’m an obsessive fan. thank u margo. “i’m scared” b y e. eliot’s emotions. LES MIS. eliot talking about hale bieng in les mis??? XD  -I’M SO READY FOR THIS SCENE. SO READY. this is the best thing i’ve ever seen tbh. fen as eponine like. MARGO IS HIS QUEEN <3333333 THEY’RE PLATONIC SOULMATES. ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS WRONG. THIS IS THE BEST SCENE EVER. IN ALL OF TV. I’M GOING TO COSPLAY THIS SCENE. WITH THE CROWN UP IN THE AIR. fen: kiss me! eliot: uh bye c’: I WANT TO REWATCH THIS SCENE SO MANY TIMES. THE LORIANS ARE SO CONFUSED.  - “I played javert” - “typecasting” I’M DONE. “i’ve died before” thank u eliot. and so the great part is that he can’t die???????? c: RIGHT? c: c: c: c: -OH SHIT. ALICE!Q julia knows right away lmao. quentin :’c -oh reynard. u ain’t gettin in brakebills u lil shit.  -WHY IS IT ALWAYS “UP TO THEM” LIKE ???  -ELIOT PLZ BE CAREFUL. i’m so nervous like shit. but also slightly turned on??? ;) but why does he have to kill someone else................not that it’s someone we care about buuuuut still. -faaaaaries. THIS IS TOO MUCH. BROWNOUT. HELP. SHIT. OHHHHH SHIT IT’S AFFECTING BRAKEBILLS TOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIT. SHIT. THIS IS THE BADDEST BAD.  -RUN ELIOT RUN.  -oh shit. the fairies want a baby. “are you fucking kidding me” is the most elegant margo speech ever ;)  -eliot’s in a tree. i see u eliot. climbing trees did u good babe.  -W E L L. “i’m a manipulative cunt” and i’m hurting. i love her so much.  -“but you have a wife” - “exactly” THA NK. “i would age like a fine wine. and you are a total dilf.” um wait what? all the gays tbh. “god damn it.” sAME. THANK. YOU. FOR. ADDRESSING. THIS.  -JULIA. NO. BAD PLAN. ;______; “hurt them, no never” ok reynard sure buddy. welllllllll......WELLSPRING! -kADY. LOVES. JULIA SO MUCH. AND SHE’S SO DONE WITH SHADELESS JULIA. SHE JUST BROKE UP WITH JULIA. -ELIOT BACK !!!! “king daddy fuckface.” DID THEY FUCK IN THE WOODS?  they fucked in the woods. “your dick no work-y” BL E S S. PRAISE BE EMBER. “ONE BIG ROYAL POLYAMOROUS FAMILY.” I LOVE YOU ELIOT. but eliot seriously..........this is a bad plan??? so i’m assuming that he’s planning for king daddy to die at some point in here bc he’s like 50 or whatever so there’s that............. fairies are creepy af okay. -can we ???? make q all better ???? oh shit..... q that’s..... not smart.... bye alice. :/