#my bday is on the 18th :3

[rurifangirl]

I think i forgor to say that I will be offline since like 2-8 of may bc im going to barcellona !!

[living-ironically]

i love my bestfriend so much!!

[steal-this-album]

MINORS DNI 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[coldflasher]

currently experiencing The Horrors (thinking abt the fact that i have to start going into the office again from tomorrow)

this will either fix me entirely or cause me to descend so deeply into my burnout sinkhole that i will never be seen or heard from again

[mybrainproblems]

Maybe the reason I find hate crimes md and hilson so much more emotionally devastating vs spn and destiel is bc it has always been tragic and toxic.

Until the very very end, spn has hope and kindness and love at its beating heart core and it can be devastating, but it so rarely feels like it might be permanent. At no point does hate crimes md feel like any happiness or peace is permanent, it's just a brief moment where you think you've found a firm footing before it crumbles out from under you.

[baeshijima]

WAIT

haithams bday is in exactly 2 weeks,,, so bday fic....

[1031am]

i could write the paper thats now three days late or make up some data for a research project i didn't do or clean my room or make a doctors appointment or call the pharmacy to get my prescription refilled or go to bed bc i have an eye exam in the morning but instead i think i'll rewatch netflix's 2018 limited series maniac staring jonah hill and emma stone for approximately the 12th time (<- bad at being alive)

[coern]

welcome to ms [redacted]'s english class, someone got cut with scissors last block and they had to get the janitors mop and clean up, like, half the fucking floor (this is also the teacher that tells little tidbits of her life's story at random times, broken up like it's the fucking original mystery flesh pit reddit posts)

[trafalgarlawtism]

anoned because talking is scary. can we please see the large eevee plushie i'm so curious

of course! here she is! her name is beans and she's my cuddle buddy, i love her with my entire heart. also hand for reference lol

[sanssupremacy]

Lust sans? Maybe with NM? Also, happy birthday once it comes because time has escaped me and I dunno if you've already had your 18th birthday

thanks for the bday wishes (this ask has been sitting in the ask box for like 3 months, sorry!)

guys I’m not sure, did I cook? DID THE ANGST COOK??? 👁️👄👁️

honestly I’m not sure what I did I just sort of did it lmao. Nightmare belongs to Jokublog.

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[yurislotusgarden]

“YOU NEVER HAD A HANGOVER!?”

ʚїɞ Separately! Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya x Reader

ʚїɞ format: short headcanons

ʚїɞ Keep in mind English is not my first language, so you may find mistakes!

ʚїɞ word count: 449

ʚїɞ Tw’s: None! Just pure fluff, pet names used, reader’s gender is not specified in any way

ʚїɞ Posting this on my birthday wooo! I'm 18 now therefore old /j. This comes from the fact that I was not hangover the day after my 18th bday party on Saturday (Fuck the fact that my bday is on Monday this year, literally the week day I hate the most LMAO)

ཐིཋྀ One of the times he was genuinely surprised

ཐིཋྀ Like tf you mean you never had a hangover?

“You mean never? Like not even after your 18th birthday party?”

“I didn’t.”

“But you said you drank enough to have one if you barely drank alcohol before! Which is exactly what you did! You barely had any in your life before the party!”

“Yeah, and I didn’t have any problem the next day.”

ཐིཋྀ Bro is jealous that you never experienced the pain of having a hangover but also happy because that means less pain for his belladonna <3

ཐིཋྀ If you’re a person who drinks quite often or from time to time, he will make sure you don’t drink enough to be hungover the next day by accident

ཐིཋྀ If you’re a person who doesn’t drink, or barely ever because you don’t like the taste, he still looks out for you, but less because he has more confidence that you won’t have a hangover even by accident

ཐིཋྀ If you do get it after that convo, the fucker will straight up laugh at you but will give you water, pills, and anything else you might need

ཐིཋྀ And if you ask him to give you alcohol and drink with you to actually experience it at least once, well who is he to say no? :)

ཐིཋྀ When you told him you never had a hangover he looked at you in disbelief and thought you were lying😭

ཐིཋྀ At first, he thought you were lying about how much you drank at your 18th birthday party because he was thinking that there’s no way that you were completely fine the next day

“So you’ve never had a hangover before?”

“Nope.”

“No matter how much you drank?”

“I never drank THAT much, thank you very much.”

“But you drank enough that someone else would have it.”

“Yeah, once I was drinking with my friends, we all drank the exact same amount, and yet I was the only one who was good the next day.”

“Doll, wanna give me your alcohol tolerance?”

“I’d rather keep it, thanks, dear.”

ཐིཋྀ The ginger didn't believe you until, one day, he got you both two bottles of wine from the same brand, the next day he had a hangover and you had to help him as you were fine

ཐིཋྀ He never doubted you on that topic again You guys tested how much alcohol it takes to get you to have a hangover and you cussed him out for the idea the next day when you did have it

ཐིཋྀ He’s lowkey jealous because he has hangovers so often

ཐིཋྀ You guys definitely used your alcohol tolerance to win bets between you and your friends more than once

Notes, comments, and reblogs are greatly appreciated

[cranqerrie]

OK so I put my ed on hold for one and a half days (my parents visited me after 2 months in uni!!) + we celebrated my cousin sister's 18th bday

First of all the last time my parents saw me I was 11 kgs heavier and they were SHOCKED.

The first thing my mom asked was, "You're not anemic or bulimic or stuff right" 😭 no mom I'm anorexic but thanks <3

They talked about me losing weight for the whole fucking day, "omg your face/arm/legs are so small, you've shrunk so much! Youre like how you were in 8th grade." And they could not believe it. They thought I lost 2 to 3 kgs, like 2-3 kgs won't do shit. Even my aunt was surprised and just congratulated me.

Next, I BOUGHT SO MANY CUTE CLOTHES THAT I WOULD NEVER HAVE BEFORE. I got three low waist jeans AND THEY LOOK AMAZING (I'm saving them for when I lose like 5 more kgs minimum), and so many crop tops and a gorgeous dress anksjdj, I'm so happy I walked into the trial room and walked out with a smile rather than tears like before.

In terms of food, yes I ate more in these two days that I have in the past two weeks but they were healthy actually. Mostly proteins, a few chips, but a lot of homemade food. I don't feel shitty like how I do when I eat junk food, I feel nourished lmaoo.

And I promised myself to enjoy these two days and just eat whatever I want.

Now that I've enjoyed, I'm going back to uni and I have a plan :)) I have to look hot in all the low waist jeans, my dresses etc esp for my halloween outfit asap. (I'm going to lie to my friends that I had some bad food and got food poisoning, will help me get out of tricky situations this week cuz it's filled with food related stuff.)

Anyways, we back 🫶🫶

[xx-v4mpirism]

𖤐 AS ABOVE, SO BELOW 𖤐

(super duper late birthday post ! though it was all the way back on feb 18th, pls pretend its still my bday <3)

[dipplinduo]

Fun fact about me: April 18th is my birthday! :)

And part of what I wanted to do to celebrate this year was to give back. Introducing * ~ a dipplinshipping birthday oneshot ~ * :

Rating: T

Summary:

Today was Kieran's birthday, but it was the last thing that mattered to him. In fact, he vowed it would never matter to him again. Instead, he would focus on things that would keep him strong: his battling, his strategizing, and his crown as the Blueberry Champion. His sister and the Elite Four won't stop asking him random questions, though, and if anyone brings up Juliana any more than they already have since she arrived as an exchange student, he's seriously going to lose it. But...why can't he stop thinking about her? And why is everyone acting so suspicious?!

A bittersweet birthday celebration fic for anyone who's had complicated feelings about their birthday. <3

Take this as a thank you to all of those who have followed my work and/or my Tumblr blog. I wouldn't have imagined having the support of this wonderful community on my last birthday, and I can't even begin to describe how encouraged and inspired I have felt to write since finding you guys. I have never written this much for this long, consistently, and your constant feedback and comments seriously brighten my day more than Juliana brightens up Kieran, LOL. Hope you enjoy this! <333

(And yeah, this fic is the "event based idea" that this poll was about. I thought it was so funny that some of you thought it was gonna be some devastating angst LMAOOOO. That's for after TTPD releases, tysm for the bday gift Taylor.)

[velteris]

Frieren timeline

The only timeline available on the wiki isn’t super fleshed out with exact dates and counting backwards etc. So I decided to make my own.

Notes:

1. Spoilers for up to manga ch119 (the most recent at this time)

2. Even if it’s likely just a rough measure (“three hundred years ago”), I’m gonna assume when doing my math that it was exactly 300 years, because otherwise I can’t do most of the math

3. I skip most events that don’t have an exact year, eg Fern and Stark respective being taken in by Heiter and Eisen. I do make some estimates (eg Sein’s birthday, we only know he’s in mid-30s so he can’t have been born any further back than year xx).

4. Standardised year 0 as the year the demon king was defeated

5. Realised about 2/3rds through that I could be writing down chapter citations but at that point it was too late lol sorry

behold!

-3,000: Earliest mentioned date, by Frieren re: dwarf beliefs; most people believed the dead turn to dust, so pre-Goddess. Unclear when Goddess actually starts appearing.

[Emperor Boshaft alive, so is Milliarde, Frieren in village]

-1,000: Frieren becomes Flamme’s apprentice

-950: Flamme passes away*

-510: the last time Frieren fought a demon (quite likely Macht, as in year 80 she says 600 years ago, which would be -520. What’s a decade here and there?)

-420: Frieren restores her golden arm

-422: Aura became one of the seven sages of destruction

-322: the last time Frieren saw another elf, Grandfather Voll starts to protect village

-222: the last time Kraft saw another elf

-120: Fass finds Emperor Boshaft’s alcohol, Gehn starts working on his village’s bridge

-26: Himmel is born

-11?: Hero of the South visits Frieren and dies a year later; tells her she’ll meet Himmel soon**

-10: Hero Party sets out from capital

[Hero Party kills Immortal Bose and pushes back Aura sometime during this period]

-3: Goddess arc (Himmel is 23), Hero Party seals Qual***

0: Demon King defeated, Era Meteors, Macht starts to serve^

2: Denken born

20: Macht is braceleted

28: Continental Magic Association started (at latest), Lernen was first first-class mage

29: Denken came to Auberst with his wife (who died when he was in his twenties); Denken’s wife presumably passed away very soon after

30: last sighting of a Darkness Dragon (per random apothecary); Weis turned to gold and sealed

39: Earliest possible Sein birthday (he would be 40); humanity learns to fly

45: Wirbel born

50: 2nd Era Meteors; Himmel passes away; Aura reappears, demon activity increases in north and baby Wirbel makes promise

61: Stark is born earlier in the year after winter; Fern is born some time after harvest festival but before the last three months of the year

68: Graf Granat’s son dies in war against Aura

69: Sein’s friend Gorilla left

70: Frieren and Fern meet

74: Heiter collapses

75: Stark runs away from Eisen

76: Heiter passes away; Frieren and Fern set out on their journey

76.5: half a year spent looking for blue moonweed

77: Fern turns 16 (after spring, latest autumn)

78: 3+ Months spent at seaside town cleaning beach

79: wintered with Kraft, Stark’s 18th bday (after spring), meet Sein around harvest festival (time is a bit funky since it gets cold and then warm after this?)^^

80: El Dorado arc

81: first chapter after El Dorado. As of ch119, we are here, 31 years after Hero Himmel’s death!

and in the future…

97: Tod’s “curse” will engulf the star?

100: Next meteor shower. Fern and Stark would be 39.

149: Frieren promised to be back at hero’s sword village by this time

1079: Frieren may return to the Continental Mage Association :)

*Assuming she died soon after Frieren’s last shown convo with her where she said “it’s only been 50 years”

**Unclear just when was the Frieren/Hero of the South meeting, so it could technically be anywhere before, but -11 is the most recent it could be

***Frieren says it’s been 80 years in year 77. If she’s being precise then this is the date—but I have doubts as Qual was sealed in the Central Lands, and Hero Party should be well into the Northern Plateau near the goddess monument by this point.

^Technically I think Macht starts to serve a leetle bit before the demon king is defeated, but no time frame given for how long it took Macht and Glück to have those convos

^^To be more precise: they start the year’s winter with Kraft. Then it gets warm, and Stark’s birthday happens. Harvest festivals are usually in autumn, which is when they meet Sein, and then it gets cold enough for the gang to wear their winter gear again, and they spend a winter (or a cold snap?) with Sein. When they get to Auberst they spend an additional two months training with Fern while waiting for the exam to start. But when they finally leave Auberst in ch61, and aren’t wearing their winter clothes anymore, it’s still listed as 29 years post-Himmel death??? There’s a mention of it being because they’re in the volcanic belt… But seriously, year 79 goes on and on. I honestly think the authors just forgot to find a good spot to switch that over lol

[chiconisroc]

Chapter 18 for "Hope In Hell", Adam redemption, Hazbin Hotel Fanfic, is up : )

I was planning to post it up on April 18th since it's my bday and well, the chapter is the 18, but I'm a bit impatient, hahaha. It's a long chapter : )

There is a song that I recommend peeps listening to in the second scene

I'm posting recent fan art and my art in chapter 19 since I think chapter 19 will be shortish

The story has hit the 200 page mark :D ( I legit expected the story to be a full 200 pages... lol)

Thank you all for being supportive of this story <3. I totally appreciate it so much <3

Thank you @lunareader and @kar-mamin for beta reading and the feedback : )

I will be posting up the edited version of chapter 18 once Conejo-Sama looks through things : )

Warning: second scene has a bit of graphic violence

Summary:

Adam awakens as a fallen angel, a sinner in hell, cast away by the angels who had once claimed to ‘treasure’ him. Thinking there is no way back to heaven, he just wants to drown in resentment and spiral toward self-destruction.

Of course, there is no way Charlie is going to let that happen, even when a dangerous enemy is ready to strike soon.