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what if kyle had a playlist full of Taylor Swift songs, he plays them when he's doing homework. Grazing the pencil against the sheet of paper as he thinks of you.
He's solving math problems but can't focus, the sound of your laughter unusual or not, your pretty smile, and your taste in clothing played in his mind.
"crap, 23? No it's 78.. oh god." He mutters.
The writing on the paper disappearing from his eraser he used ever so quickly.
He set his tool down to sigh, looking over at his open phone.
Such a dumb cliche song echoed in his ear, but was one of his favorites.
Lover.
He turned off his phone, growing unmotivated with his work.
He rubbed his eyelids till he saw nothing but weird shapes and bright lights in his vision.
Soon enough you.
You messed with his ginger curly hair, twirling around the curls with your finger, laying beside him as he studied you.
Your mouth moved, and eyes falling else where but he tuned you out, he wasn't ignoring you.. just was taken back by how you were finally his. All the times he'd stare at you in the halls unintentionally, adorning your presence whenever he caught you in his gaze.
His friends always teased him about this but he didn't care much, he was so inlove
"andā ky are you even listening?" You let go of his hair, feeling ignored.
He simply nodded, still admiring you with his emerald eyes.
You blushed from his gaze he had, pulling up the blanket to cover your embarrassed face.
"Hey why are you covering up?" He went to join you under the blanket, a small grin plated on his pale face.
"You"
"Me?"
"Yes"
"mmh"
"stop looking me like-"
In a swift, and no hesitation move he landed his lips on yours, his hand holding onto your cheek for support.
His thumb would graze against your face with a warm smile into the sudden kiss.
You couldn't help but smile with him, holding onto his face as well, scooting closer to the ginger.
The kiss was tender and sweet, your lips loved his, moving ever so slowly with passion.
Kyle set his hands away from his face, letting his vision come back to normal.
His fantasy was quick to end, he looked at his empty room feeling the loneliness hit him.
He turned around in his chair and laid his head down on his desk, this time sighing in disappointment.
He ached for you, but didn't know how to approach you.
He's just a loser in his bedroom listening to Taylor swift songs, wasting his hours thinking of you.
#its canon he likes Taylor this is real ( i am trey and matt stone)#had to do this since it literally started to play and i was like omg kyle ā¹ļø#my babyš#south park#south park x reader#kyle broflovski#kyle x reader#rant??????????
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jjong getting emotional on shinee's debut day ā”
#my baby MY BABYYYYYY i would move mountains for you ok this wasn't cutieful i lied š#shinee#jonghyun#shineeedit#jonghyunedit#dailyshinee#dailybg#smsource#analook#my gifs
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Splatonies I haven't forgotten about you ā¼ļø so yeah splat ocs
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CURRENTLY HAVING THE BIGGEST NESS AND CHARLES BRAIN ROT āļøāļøāļøāļøāļøāļøāļø IM INSANE
#GOING FERAL#GIGGLING#KICKING MY LEGS#RAHHHSJFKR#MY BABIES#TELL YOUR BABY THAT IM YOUR BABY#(i bet on losing dogs)#bllk#blue lock#ness alexis#alexis ness#bllk kaiser#michael kaiser#bllk charles#charles chevalier#THE RLLY BAD CUTENESS AGGRESSION I FEEL WHEN I SEE THEM ššš#I wanna squish them together so hard they become one
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absolutely obsessed with the fact that coriolanus is always .00002 seconds from strangling sejanus (who's oblivious to this and thinks coryo's the best ever) homer simpson style
#tbosas#coriolanus snow#sejanus plinth#snowjanus#sejanus baby i'm so sorry you had to learn the hard way why you should never fall for a blond man. why did nobody warn him... šš#also. snow is so violent lmao. violent possessive obsessive paranoid snobby power-hungry etc etc. i love my villainous son š
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PLEASE GEGE GIVE HIM BACKKKKK. The way i found out was so gut wrenching too cs i don't even read the manga ughhš
#MY BABY#gege your days are numbered#we're literally running out of characters#who's next#pls leave them alonešš#except sukuna#that bitch#choso#choso kamo#choso kamo jjk#anime#jujustsu kaisen#jjk#jjk choso#gojo satoru#nanami kento#yuji itadori#jujustu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen choso#sukuna ryomen#megumi fushiguro#jjk satoru#jjk manga#choso angst#itadori#geto suguru#satoru gojo#jujutsu kaisen#gege akutami#pls gege bring them back
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The fact that Percy went missing only a few months later after this makes me so upset.
They were finally experiencing peace, finally able to see what it feels like to just be kids, and they finally got together after all those years. They felt what it was like to be happy together. They had so much hope for the future.
And then he went missing. For eight months. And they had to save the world again. And fell into Tartarus. And with that gained a bunch of new and fresh trauma they most likely will never truly recover from.
The fates are so cruel just let my babies be happy I beg of you
#percy jackson#annabeth chase#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#demigod files#percabeth#percy and annabeth#pjo hoo toa#the fates are cruel#let them be happy#š#my babies#percy jackson heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus
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well DANG girl. š¤Ø i see ya aight!ā¼ļø
#āļø š«š¢š«š¢šš¬š®š¤š¢āÆāÆ#looking at us like that for whatāļø#jk i š«¶ my babi#āļøāļøāÆāÆ#foolishnyx#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer oc#artists on tumblr#original character#kny#kny oc#kimetsu no yaiba oc#demon slayer x oc#kimetsu no yaiba x oc#demon slayer insert#kny oc art#kny fanart#demon slayer oc art#demon slayer oc insert#oc art#demon slayer official art#demon slayer original character#less hair reduced powerš
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Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesnāt happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you
#persona#persona 3#akihiko sanada#shinjiro aragaki#akishinji#i guess#im making it that way lol#see if you know me you know i actively avoid p4 arena like the plague both cuz i hate p4 and cuz#i simply have no interest in how the p3 characters turn out if this is whats being done to them#i seen how akihiko and mitsuru look I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH I WANNA EAT GRAVEL#the only character i care about is ken really i approve of him getting to be a funny teenager i love my baby boy so much#but i watched the akihiko social episodes for reload and he talks about becoming a cop and i was just like. of fucking course š#we just cant escape this shit huh theres always gotta be a cop character for some reason#i consider this a bad ending for him cuz even though atlus and their copaganda loving asses would probably looove to tell me otherwise#theres literally no way shinji would stand for that shit like my guy has beef with the kirijos and was a homeless addict#so you know cops wouldnt like him and hes seen some shit#they had to kill him cuz hed tell the truth sldjks#i definitely am gonna explore this dynamic in my fic but you know. no way in hell is aki gonna be a cop on my watch lol#maybe he can be like. a PE teacher or some shit akskkls
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If u consistently choose kindness on the internet in comment sections and dms and content I love you.
#chatterbox#I See so many people always trying to stir the pot or cause arguments or take everything in bad faith just as an excuse for being mean#and itās very demotivating as a human being . like wanting to exist in a world like that#however. kindness and love and joy is everywhere you look too. and it is a decision you can make .#shakes everyone by the shoulders I NEED SOMETHING TO BE DONE ABOUT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN#I love love and whimsy and happiness and i want everyone else to enjoy those feelings too#šIMMA DRAW HAPPY CREEPED ART#DRAWN TOO MANY OF THEM FIGHTING AND GLARING AND COVERED IN WOUNDS#sucker when she gets somber before a shift#I work with kids imma see little babies babbling around like waaahuuuhghhh < baby noises#and I work w my fave coworker today AND itās a morning shift instead of closing shift . blessed#actually they might put me back in the hole today.#couple weeks ago I was climbing 20 feet in the air on netting with no support so I could cut down fans that were a ft from the ceiling LMFAO#I miss my old coworker he was absurd but he was always giving us side quests
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āRefill my cup, daughter.ā
[Image Description: a colored drawing of Petyr Baelish with Sansa Stark as Alayne Stone. Baelish sits in a chair, apparently eating dinner while Alayne carries a clay pitcher. Baelish reaches out and grabs her arm, catching her attention as she walks by.
Baelish wears a high-collared dark purple doublet trimmed with grey fur at the collar and some buttons going down his throat. Over this he wears a minty-teal tunic and a grey cloak pinned with a silver mockingbird. His face is in profile. He appears to be talking amiably. He is holding Alayneās arm just above the elbow.
Alayne wears a dark green dress, a deep sky blue apron with the mockingbird Baelish sigil on it, and a white veil covering her hair, which is in two long twist-plaits. She wears golden hoop earrings, a gold choker with a blue stone pendant, a gold ring, a red and blue belt, and hanging from her belt a gold chain with a tiny golden cage hanging from it. She looks down at Baelish, appearing as if sheās about to speak, looking worried or tired. She holds a red clay pitcher with both hands.
Baelishās wine cup is silver edged in gold, thoroughly decorated with gemstones. His spoon is silver with blue stones, his plate is white porcelain with blue at the border. His chair has Arryn symbols on it. The tablecloth is a deep sky blue. The background is a bluish purple gradient, bluer on Alayneās side, more purple on Baelishās. /End ID.]
#my art#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#petyr baelish#alayne stone#sansa stark#asoiaf fashion hour#affc#littlefinger#as an aside do you know how many times I just typed Barlish instead of Baelish. wtf.#this obvs isnāt exactly the outfit she wears to serve the vale lords but ālittle richer than something a serving girl might wearā was vibe#STAY STRONG BABY GIRL. WEāLL GET U OUT OF THERE š#I still canāt get that stupid apron to look right š oh well
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imagines !!
imagine..
tagging along on the crazy adventures the two bestfriends go on, kil always keeping a keen eye on you just so you're safe.
laying on your stomach in your bed with killua ontop as he watches what you're doing on your phone with his hands around your neck. His chin is rested on your head.
getting lost in his blueberry eyes whenever he talks, when he notices he asks, āwhats your deal?!ā with rosey cheeks
him flicking you on the forehead anytime you make him annoyed, or just because he wants to annoy you
playing with his snowy white hair, feeling the strains and curling them softly with your finger as he drifts off to sleep.
him trying to teach you how to skateboard. He holds your hand and guides you, telling you to keep your balance. His voice gentle and his smile sincere when you get the hang on it.
But immediately when you tremble and then fall he can't help but laugh for a moment before rushing to your aid
killua attends to your wounds from the accident, telling you to be careful and not lean so much.
him having dozens of photos of you in a very specific folder.
kil being very comfortable with you he starts ranting about his many family problems, and how his brother sucks ass.
him growing nervous when you inch toward his face, teasing the boy and see how long it takes for him to blush.
it doesn't take long tbh š
him hand-feeding you stuff when you're sick, making sure you take your medicine and claiming he doesn't wanna get too close so he doesn't get sick but minutes later he's sat next to you, his arm wrapped with yours.
laying against his chest with his arms around you, he let's you sleep against him as he watches what was on tv every once in a while grabbing his phone to take pics of you and send to gon
hearing soft whispers from him, feeling him poke at your face lightly only because he doesn't want you to sleep yet. He's lonely.
him getting jealous of a person you hang around with alot, he gives them the death glare very much pissed off. He pretty much ignores you for a couple hours till he breaks.
after talking it out you make sure you limit your time with that person just at a comfortable amount for killua and you.
him doing that head tilt as you talk to him.
kil sharing his chocolate robots with you, he usually keeps them for himself but one day he decides to buy you one.. like a gift from him to you.
him teasingly tugging at your bra strap just to let it go and hearing you shout at him to stop with annoyance.
kissing him, your lips moving in sync with his. His hands rest lightly on your hips but when you try to pull away for air his grip tightens, shoving his lips into you more. He doesn't wanna let you go just yet.
watching him getting ready to workout, the way he lifts his shirt slowly to reveal his well-structured back, his small waist following along.
gon telling you how killua's eyes seem to always light up when anyone mentions your name.
you two playing a multi-player game and you're winning, he gets a little desperate to win so he distracts you by surprising you with a kiss. He grabs your chin and lands his lips on yours with an evil smile.
him sneaking into your bed after slipping in through your window, you panic and scream at first but he covers your mouth quickly with a sweat drop telling you it's just him. You punch his arm then shower him with kisses, leaning him down on your bed.
#š”š¤š«šš”š®š šš”ā ā
#my babyš#hunter x hunter#hxh x reader#killua x reader#:33
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Hi! @hyperfixatingonbowuigisohard had this idea of Mr. L but preggy and I loved it jsdisd
I know nearly nothing of this game, but here's some ideas anyways for it!
-Mr L does his little presentation number, turning around, balancing his weight on one foot, and almost giving Bowser a heart attack when he clearly was barely keeping his balance, fearing that his husband would stumble and fall.
-Bowser immediately recognizes him, and Peach mutters to herself that Mr L reminds her strongly of someone, but she's not sure who. Bowser looks at her in disbelief, not sure if she's messing with him or not.
>Mario doesn't recognize Luigi at all at first, and Bowser genuinely asks him if he's an idiot. That's clearly Luigi! Same hat (a bit different though) and his overalls (although darker...) and that's his mustache! (looking as dashing as ever, by the way), and he's exactly as pregnant as Luigi! (Mario signs that Luigi isn't the only pregnant person in the world, and Bowser gets exasperated).
>Bowser keeps trying to convince Mario to not fight his expectant husband (AKA, Mario's brother!), and even if it wasn't Luigi, the man was clearly very pregnant, how was he going to fight him?!
>Mr L overhears and takes it personally, jumping into battle. He loses, of course. And when he's on the ground, tired and out of breath (from what Bowser's just sure is just the baby tiring him up, because Mario was really tame on his attacks), the koopa hands him a Shroom Shake so he feels better, and Mr L angrily accepts it and then sends Bowser straight to hell. When he tries to stand up and fails miserably, he lets the koopa help him to his feet, and then sends him to hell again and leaves, to work on his Brobot. (I can't remember what else happens during that fight asdkaj)
>I can't remember how Mr L leaves after the first battle, but imagine he's waddling very slowly away and Bowser's like 'Babe?? Luigi?? Please come back :C' and Luigi is literally within arm reach (especially for Bowser), but he's also very angry and telling the koopa weirdo (AKA, King Corny, King Incompetent, Mr wrappedaroundyourhusbandsfinger, King Bootlicker) to back off or he'll kill him. And well, Luigi is very capable of doing anything, and this is a brainwashed, evil Luigi, so the koopa isn't taking any chances. And the 'Green Thunder' is even more cranky because Mario didn't even break a sweat and Mr L was all huffing and puffing when the battle ended. The whole waddle away, when he wasn't insulting Bowser, Mr L muttered to himself about the stupid huge baby that didn't let him do anything and the horrors of motherhood and pregnancy.
-Mr L doesn't care for the baby, because he just came to existence and found himself heavily pregnant. He doesn't know this baby; he doesn't feel anything for them! But still there's the muscle memory or maybe it's the feelings that Luigi has for the little thing or something, because sometimes Mr L would find that he had been stroking his own belly or resting his hand on it. He'd move his hand away as if burned, and quickly look around hoping none of Count Bleck's other minions saw him showing such weakness, feeling embarrassed.
-Normally Bowser is all over Luigi to be of assistance for anything he may need, to, y'know, make his life easier now that he's pregnant. And Luigi is always glad that he has his husband right there to take care of him, but that is not the case with Mr L. He's angry that the idiot koopa thinks that he needs to be monitored like a baby, when he can take perfectly good care of himself! But also, he claims so and all, but is clearly struggling.
>Like at some moment he presents his brobot control remote (or something? How does he even summon that robot?) and then accidentally drops it. All of them, Mario, Peach, Bowser and Mr L stare at it for a few seconds. When Bowser makes a movement of going forward to pick it for him, the green one swats him away, he can pick it up himself, thanks fucking very much. Cue Mr L doing the pitiful preggy crouch while Mario and Peach pointedly don't look (after he yells that they can stop staring!) and Bowser tries to get closer to just pick the damn thing himself so Luigi can stop straining himself (getting yelled at in return).
-On Super Dimentio form, know that brainwashed Luigi (Mr. L) and Dimentio don't give a single shit about the baby, the first obviously having the set goal of being of assistance to Dimentio or whatevs, and the late one wanting to fulfill the prophecy. But well, Luigi sure does, so he subconsciously makes sure to protect his bebi Magma. The new form is huge, but the baby is still normal sized, it's just that Luigi made sure to give them some extra padding because it looked like they'd need it to be safe.
>By the way, the idea of one side of his face being a crying Luigi and the other being Dimentio is directly from @galaxygermdraws' design of Super Dimentio which is so cool :'''v
>Super Dimentio form may have only some physical characteristics of Luigi and only Dimentio's mind controlling it, but Luigi has been pregnant for many months now, and he can't help muscle memory, so the Super Dimentio form waddles like he does, and maybe Mario, Peach and Bowser would find it funny, if they weren't so horrified by the whole ordeal and the huge hands trying to squish them like bugs.
-As soon as Luigi is out of the Super Dimentio form, he's lying on the ground and wiping the streak of tears from the only cheek that has them, while wondering aloud why is he crying and on his side on the floor, and the next second after that, he's wrapped in Bowser's arms and Mario's holding his hand and Peach is touching his face, all of them fretting over him, while Luigi doesn't know what has them with such worried expressions, or why Bowser's weeping so much.
-If before Bowser was all over him, since the whole Chaos Heart ordeal he doesn't take his eyes away from Luigi, neither does Mario, who's glued to him for long weeks until he can feel that his brother is going to be alright.
>Anyways, baby's born, they're all happy yey :D Also pls look at that paper Magma I drew, that's my best drawing up to date.
ALSO alternate thing where the Chaos Heart remained with the baby in some weird way, but they don't notice because she's literally just a baby but she has the potential to destroy the universe, but Magma never does because she's a chill girl her whole life who doesn't have reasons to unleash the doom of the universe JSJDK silly idea in the same way that Luigi -the bestest guy around- is supposed to help destroy everything (??? or something like that I read somewhere? Maybe it was a headcanon aksdladk)
Thanks if you read till here!
#super mario bros#my art#bowuigi#bowser koopa#luigi mario#paper mario#mario mario#princess peach#super dimentio#magma mario#she's mostly mentioned as baby but she still counts akjsdsa#text#making these kinds of posts with drawings and 27376 thoughts under a cut give me life š§ godbless#also to the people whos commissions i mjst finish they'll be done by next week pinky promise š fr#mpreg#preggy luigi my beloved#que alguien mĆ”s lo dibuje preggy tambiĆ©nšš
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29 Mar '24 // NJ vs. BUF ā³ 5-2 loss
"We know that was a game we should've taken advantage. I think there aren't any excuses there... Just another immature performance by us... If you play against teams like that, the only way they're gonna beat you is if you beat yourself, and that's what we did here tonight again."
#baby...#he's so sad...which means i'm so sad š#nico hischier#my gifs#2023-24 season#new jersey devils#nj devils#nhl#hockey#NJvBUF
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AAAAAAAAA
Genuinely I feel annoying as fuck for saying this but like I canāt stand the way anybody else but me or my mutuals writes Aventio/Ratiorine 90% of the time
So, to vent my frustration, hereās a not in order at all bulleted list of stuff I absolutely despise when seeing content of them. This is not to call ppl out or anything, I just wanna rant about my preferences lol
oh and cw: mentions of slavery, nsfw, suicidal tendencies and non-con
-one or both of them being way to horny/flirty
Maybe this could work in content with an established relationship, but like, these guys donāt fuck, Iām sorry, they donāt. They are the biggest virgin losers ever regardless of if they have had sex in the past or not. Some of yall donāt get that they were acting in Penacony for the most part and Aventurineās flirtiness didnāt have any weight behind it, he was really just messing with Ratio. I think if he were seriously trying to court Ratio, heād probably be LESS flirty, but thatās just me. I understand why people make nsfw of them without any kinda buildup because well itās fun, but for me personally I donāt really like it 90% of the time, however I fully get this is a me thing. I can tolerate it more in fanart bc well itās fanart so yeah thereās not gonna be 3000k words of lore behind it, but like if Iām reading a fic and Aventio go from not even being in a relationship to having sex on a whim it just confuses me.
-yandere anything
I despise this trope already but it makes me 100000x more annoyed because holy shit neither of them would be a yandere I get it some people like this but WHYY THEMMM it doesnāt make sense. Yandere Aventurine makes me even more mad bc why the fuck would he make someone suffer like he did when he was younger???
-emotionless Ratio
Idk why half the community treats Ratio like heās an unfeeling logic robot whoās sole goal is knowledge even when the game beats you over the head about how heās the exact fucking opposite of that, but honestly I think this is just a symptom of the fact that a lot of ratiorine writers donāt give two fucks about him at all and heās practically written as a plot device for Aventurineās characterization.
-misunderstanding why Ratio is a tsundere
Iāve seen a lot of people misinterpret how and why Ratio is a tsundere towards Aventurine, citing it as if he doesnāt want to be associated with him/looks down upon him/is ashamed to like him when thatās really not true at all. Ratio respects and cares about Aventurine a hell of a lot, and he isnāt shy at all to show it when itās necessary (see DSAIWYTBOL or the āif you canāt hold on any longer then tell meā). However, the reason he pushes away Aventurine isnāt exactly personal (although Aventurineās closeness to him is part of the reason why).
Rather, Ratio tends to downplay his close relationships a lot, likely as a defense mechanism, as he admits himself that he isnāt good with people in one of the dialogue options with trailblazer for the express visits. Now why he is this way is a subject of speculation because Ratio rarely ever talks about himself, and the only character who actually has a voiceline on him is Aventurine himself, so itās very hard to get an outside perspective on him. His character stories donāt really help that much either, as they are more about his personal philosophy and journey in life rather than his personality.
However, taking what Ratio says towards Aventurine at face value when he has proven the opposite (especially considering how the trope of the tsundere is kinda centered on the character in question spouting bullshit) results in people completely misunderstanding their relationship which can get REALLY annoying. Ratio doesnāt think Aventurine is an idiot in the slightest, he just worries about how his methods put himself in danger, not his capabilities.
-fast burn
Youāre telling me these emotionally constipated idiots will get together easily? No. Thereās a reason I write the most crazy bullshit happening to them before a confession scene and thatās because thatās the only way you can get them to confront their goddamn feelings quickly.
-slavery aus/anything like this
Self explanatory. If you have fetishized Aventurineās past or made stuff like this please stay 1000 feet away from me at all times or block me. Thank you š
-babying Aventurine
Heās one of the most competent members of the cast, but somehow people act like his breakdown scene in 2.1 is how he behaves 24/7 when that isnāt true at all. Aventurine is incredibly smart, and single-handedly clawed his way to the top. He does not need Ratio to save him. Would he appreciate Ratioās support? Of course, and he definitely needs loving relationships in his life, but Aventurine isnāt a damsel in distress and not everything in his life is miserable and related to his trauma.
-or the horrible reverse of babying Aventurine: his trauma doesnāt exist actually and heās perfectly fine/ they write him like it never happened
This one is rather rare and it has overlap with a few of the other points (seriously Iām gonna tweak out the next time someone writes the character who is implied to have survived sex trafficking being a person who would even dream of crossing others boundaries). Usually this happens because people treat Aventurineās playboy mask as if itās his actual personality and not traits he picked up to survive and succeed at his goals, and while admittedly even Aventurine is losing track of where the mask ends and he begins, some of yāall take it wayy to far even going on to unironically call him a fuckboy when heās anything but that. The thing is, I think this happens when people erase who Kakavasha is from their minds, and act as if that side of Aventurine is a purely innocent child and all the ābadā parts of him are part of Aventurineās mask. However, thatās not true, and Aventurineās most admirable traits ARE Kakavashaās. His strategicness, his intellegence, his bravery, these are all traits he possessed long before becoming Aventurine of stratagems, something which he demonstrated when he for example got his sisters neckless back, or made that bet with his first enslaver.
Aventurineās purity and Aventurineās capabilities are not separated between Kakavasha and Aventurine of Stratagems, both of those qualities ARE Kakavashaās so if you are going to write him with the mask off, you have to write BOTH, not give into one or the other.
The things I tend to drop when writing him with the mask off are his false compliments and niceties, acting like he really gives a shit about the IPCās goals, turning down the flamboyance and cockiness to reasonable levels and making him seem less like heās playing pretend. Honestly I donāt think itās that hard yet this is still a pitfall I see a lot of people stumbling into.
-Ratio talking like a goddamn encyclopedia
I understand heās like that sometimes, but he also is well versed in internet lingo and seriously nobody unironically talks like that 24/7 because itās pointless, and Ratio doesnāt use big words to seem smart, he uses them when they are necessary.
Like Iām sorry but if they are in a middle of having sex and unprompted Ratio starts talking like a biology textbook Iām closing the fic and running around my room screaming BECAUSE GOD IS IT CRINGE. Promoted it can be funny because yeah I can see him doing that but oh my god HE WOULD NOT SAY THAT I donāt even want to give an example it pisses me off that bad but trust me itās a common phenomenon AND I HATE IT
-Aventurine trying to kill himself 24/7
He isnāt an active suicide risk every goddamn day of his life, heās just self destructive and those are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS.
Yes, he tested if you could die in the dreamscape several times, but thatās because one of the favorable outcomes for his mission WOULD BE DYING in the dreamscape. Heās not doing this during a normal work week and even if I believe he still has suicidal tendencies, heās not gonna throw his life away randomly or over nothing
-Ratio holds authority over Aventurine in any capacity
No, just no. Like the only other thing he might have over him is being intelligent, although they both are smart at different things so even then does it matter? Like Iām sorry but normal human with the ability to float and make imaginary constructs versus LITERAL FUCKING STONEHEART is not a fair fight on Ratioās end. It doesnāt matter that heās physically larger than Aventurine, muscles donāt mean shit in a sci-fi setting, especially when your opponent can just summon 3 bajillion coins to drop into your head at a whim and thereās nothing you can do about it. Not like Aventurine would ever dream of hurting him, of course, but seriously people need to stop acting like their different in stature really means anything. Even in terms of position, Aventurine probably outranks him so this false sense of authority people apply to Ratio in their relationship is confusing at best.
Hmm, well thatās all the things I remember to bitch about although I probably have more complaints. To be fair, whenever they arenāt written like incredibly smart people who are idiots hopelessly in love with one another when together I pop a blood vessel so most of these (besides THAT one) are non issues and if you have made/enjoyed these donāt feel ashamed because of my opinions. I needed to let out my inner grinch every once and awhile, so thanks for reading
#aventurine#dr ratio#aventio#ratiorine#this whole post is just#HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT#HE WOULD NOT DO THAT#AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#to enjoy Aventurine/Dr. Ratio you must defeat the 7 evil mischaracterizations#It hurts when your own people donāt get it š#Like Noo this isnāt why they are appealing STOPP#I think the Aventurine ones hurt the most though#Because even if Ratio is my baby girl favorite character of all time for some reason Avenās mischaracterizations irk me more#I think itās because they make his character really obvious so seeing it done so wrong is annoying
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i only want to ride one thing in this pic (itās not the motorcycle).
#š speaks#this pic is soooooo šššš#my baby#s giving blue collar!rafe with his motorcycle that was the first expensive thing he ever bought#aside from your ring
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