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moonibinbon · 6 years ago

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*ahem* @brilliantyears I do believe, it’s my turn.

- oh okay, so we’re jumping right in then hello Pryce, you want us to pity you (okay yeah I’m too empathetic to not) aww she was selfless (dont worry hun I had no friends either)

- I agree, but the way they’re described, hey?

- no, no stop I’m too empathetic for this

- I love tricky and clever awww he has a kid voice!

- oh we have switching narration now! This codependancy is through the roof. Well, on Cutter’s side, anyway

- Ah, there we are. Weird, that intro doesn’t have the same feel now, does it?

- Eiffel. Honey. Omg XD

- Lovelace and Jacobi my gosh i love y’all so much

- why are you on my ship! XD Kepler your wires are about as crossed as Hilbert’s

- Damn Commander, having a bit of a rough time processing all this at once, aren’t ya?

- “where’s the trust?” Honestly I’m surprised you even know the meaning of that word

- oh my gosh he thinks the plan might actually work?? That’s insane, and a little OP

- oh Minkowski, sweetie, you and your self-esteem, my goodness, no!

- Lovelace none of anyone’s interactions here have been healthy in any way at all

- the “you’re welcome” awww that’s adorable

- Old Eiffel! Oh my gosh honey. Same old boy Hera: sassy from the start “Good boy” oh shit that gave me a jolt

- aw Hera, still calling yourself 214

- Ultraviolet halo - yeah we know he’s an angel

- Loyal and fast friends already? Aww adorable

- the way he talks to Kepler now... wow

- XD ahahahaha my gaybee, standing up for himself, using all that sarcasm in full force

- oh? Oh oh oh oh oh he still cares, does he?

- Eiffel aldvfbkebdksej okay first heart pain

- okay right back to giggles w/ chai latte then

- /aum/ ahahaha I love it

- Awww everybody is getting some realization of good self worth here! This is going to end up very, very sad, yikes

- “Do let it hit you” oh my gosh Jacobi yes

- the use of “I” here and the overuse of “i know I’m not good enough” makes me so sad

- Jacobi do, everything is stupid

- Christ Rachel, you were just a reporter!

- Oh? Kepler having second thoughts?

- Princess Bride yes!

- Oh Jacobi, you try so hard. You want him to redeem himself so bad. Also, accepting what happened with Alana! Yes!

- When have you ever had an element of surprise?

- oh shit. Damn Daniel

- Maxwell! Hey! That was just to hear her voice, wasn’t it Jacobi?

- Hello? Another flashback? - ahahaha she can’t get this introduction that is honestly me though oh yesh you two just click, don’t you? oh okay so Jacobi’s just a puppy. Hopelessly adorable and loyal to the ends of the earth?

- no. Leave my boy alone

- he sounds so giddy!

- oh my gosh Eiffel that log tears again my heart, my actual heart is sobbing

- Eiffel I really want you to be there even though I know you probably won’t be. Ow

- why are you sighing Commander?

- ahh laughing over musical theatre i love this

- why don’t I want Eiffel to grab that stabilizer?

- Minkowski NO

- EIFFEL! Oh hun you go theough this too much

- OH NO HE’S ABOUT TO CRY

- “RENEÉ” okay ow

- Y’all brag so much about all your fancy tech, but can’t even tell how many life signs are on a ship now? My dude, keep the consistency!

- You do realize he’s also the one with the closest connection to these aliens?

- Eiffel you’re not going to cross any kind of threshhold with any comfort at all, are you?

- oh Jacobi you’re so concerned I love you bee

- And he can tell! Also Hera, wanting to give him some kind of farewell...

- Oh! Baby Reneé! Also, already waiting to deviate baby Hera?

- He’s playing it himself my heart, gosh. And I guess we know what those long hands of his were for we saw in the liveshow, hm?

- he sounds so soft now, and calm! Fuckin hell

- that’s true. Eiffel honey why are you still trying to do that impression?

- 1, 2...345 Eiffel!! XD

- Party favors! Jacobi aldnxkwndnos yeah I adore my son so, so much. Gah, cute!

- “Bro” Jacobi you sound like a fuckboy now

- 1001 ahakdnaksna yes

- Hilbert! Or, well... Selberg. Dmitri! Missed you!

- *quietly* c’mon Doug you got this! I believe in you! NO. NO MORE SELF-DESTRUCTION

- oh he’s all business now and MY DUDE MORE OF ALL THIS. Also Decima confirmed lethal

- wow um okay then (for this whole thing, but I really never expected him to swear)

- Ah the underwhelming “Bob” ahajaha Eiffel

- Well of course they want the ability to create doubles. And the “Bobby, baby” ahalwajsajde

- well, you got him back! (Also: angry Cutter!)

- this feels like a goddamn shitpost. Of course he’s the one with the right brain composition

- “with my life, darlin’” oh my god *sobbing*

- Quit it! Stop hurting my boy! Jacobi, hun, you’re the best.

- oh Hera protecting Eiffel!

- “I’m not following one of your orders? Must be Monday” ahahaha me

- oh but hearing Eiffel do the thing, when he gets the info transferred... Also, the moments following just make me laugh

- Hats off to Zach Valenti, for the little things.

- CUTTER OH MY GOD XD

- HEY STOP IT Jacobi you’re doing the best

- aww yeah bby he’s right Hera

- YES KEPLER HELL YEAH (Jacobi look at your fearless leader honey, he’s a good boy)... well I guess this was probably inevitable

- HE STILL HAS WHISKEY?? If that isn’t the most Kepler thing ever omg XD

- hahahaha oh Cutter you are delightful

- I mean I can’t say I’m surprised, but... JACOBI

- oh geez now I’m imagining Cutter doing finger guns as ge explains this stuff and I might just have to go somewhere and walk into an ocean about it (I thought we established he was crazy a long time ago? At this point, everyone’s probably clinically insane)

- um, hey? Let’s not shoot Minkowski?

- Really? Pryce is quoting Monty Python??? That’s probably the weirdest thing so far

- why did he say “soldier” like that? Damn tht poetic flow though... absolutely gorgeous. And he’s still freakin adorable aokddiishj

- wait that doesnt make sense. Also? He can catch tiny, hella fast little bullets? But not a giant, slow-ass friggin HARPOON? Um???

- Oh, okay. So Pryce is a god now. HERA YES wait fuck this is like some nightmare version of “friends on the other side” emphasis on nightmare

- He’s so soft I want to cry. Ow. Ouch ouch hslsnsk no bby please NO DON’T TEN/ROSE THIS ON ME STOP THIS WAS ALREADY BAD ENOUGH WHYYYYY

- OH COME ON he’s so small and cute and all of this tosndbkdnsod FFS COME ON

- It just keeps going, doesn’t it. Wow

- Yup, so they’re completely gone now, I guess. Well, I guess that kinda fits

- JACOBI OH MY YELSJEKBD YES HANG ON JUST LET ME HIG A PILLOW AND CRY FOR 15 MINUTES HERE (yes, I did)

- Awwww honey I still adore you so so much. “Ignore her” and “my lord and saviour”

- wait is that episode 1??? Dude!

- But you got better Eiffel! You became such a good guy and really did try in the end, and now it’s all gone but you still have that natural sweetness that’s always been hidden underneath everything you’ve done

- i just love his general vibe. Wait Jacobi you sunuva-!! You did it for a bet?? And the over-the-shoulder “totally worth it!” Just restored all the years I’ve lost over my lifespan so far

- yeah, it was. Ouch. And hey, all these names. Yaaaaayy *clapping* good job guys

wolf 359 finale

No liveblogging because I wanted to avoid all spoilers at all costs but here goes livetyping (then posting everything in one go) OOOOOMG.

Needless to say: spoilers! (I’m also tagging this post of course)

- HOLY SHIT HERE WE GO - wow sad Pryce backstory - ok this was the creepiest ‘Hello little girl’ ever, Cutter stahp. But okay Pryce isn’t quite as old as Cutter, that’s interesting. - “KEPLER WHY ARE YOU ON MY SHIP” lmfaoooo - how badly I just want them to leave NOW, to hell with everything, but alas 2 hours left lmao kill me - “Eiffel will this work” Eiffel is the expert “It will work” oh crap - Jacobi is in pain NO - is Kepler saying thank you - “I’m concerned” “OH YOU’RE CONCERNED” - no Kepler stop the weak excuses omg “I played the game” shut up “bigger p-” NO - yessssss Jacobi you’re calling it - what is Lovelace doing what is she eating omg haha - wtf that fridge, freezer, drinks cabinet, because of course lmfao - every time they mention “back on earth” and “home” I mean almost two hours left to this episode we’re all screwed aren’t we - “do let it hit you on the way out” Jacobi I love you - species but WHICH one - everyone sounds really damn happy about Minkowski’s decision? - “Jacobi don’t” ok tiny feels - KEPLER TAKE THE RIGHT SIDE - RACHEL TAKE THE RIGHT SIDE - OH they don’t fuck - JACOBI SPEECH OMG I LOVE YOU you are the best ;0; - but what is the evil plannnnnn - KEPLER NO oh god “don’t do this colonel” BIG FEELS “thank you Daniel and goodbye” HUGE FEELS - I’m dead - Maxwell - flashback?! - MAXWELL - huge, crushing, feels - “Have you gotten the whiskey speech yet?” LMFAO - Kepler you big ass - Cutter omg - TRACKER AND TRANSMITTER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HANDS OFF MY BBY - Eiffel’s log… T_T - ok here are my tears, at last - Eiffel and Minkowski laughing over musical I love it - but one day more ok end my suffering now - Zach making Eiffel do a terrible Hilbert imitation is.. Zach, you are perfect, never change - OMG MINKOWSKI OMG EIFFEL SCREAMING OMG MORE TEARS HOLY S HIT - this can’t be the last we hear of Eiffel right? right? nah - “Mr Jacobi’s tracker” one thing I never want to hear again - did Kepler really use “Eiffel” and “enemy forces” in one sentence, like, have you MET Eiffel - “I’m so sick of this happening” oh whoops of course because he’s torpedoed into space alone AGAIN - “wait a minute where is Eiffel” AGAIN - a wolf 359 unique trope - Hera’s “chance to say goodbye” T_T - “so: reckless, dangerous and practically guaranteed to fail?” - “not in a million years” - just a random moment to say so far this episode is VERY GOOD and I’m not dead yet?? - Cutter plays the piano because of course - “Do… read a book some time” MIRANDA - so brave new world = The Tempest, after all - device what device - “Oohhh fun!” that was v creepy, Cutter - and after all that’s happened Eiffel says Minkowski’s name right - hahahahha EIFFEL WHAT this is terrible - Eiffel have you not being paying any attention - Jacobi lmfao “you’re gonna ruin everything” - “VIC” - “she basically invented the paranoia on this station” lmao - “AWW YOUR LITTLE FACE” Jacobi you perfect asshole I love you - JACOBI ARE YOU OK OMG - STOP HURTING JACOBI JFC - JACOBI DON’T GET KILLED - PLEASE I BEG YOU - Minkowski and Lovelace scheming together is in my top 3 of favourite things in the universe - “there are way too many ghosts in this place” feels - Hilbertttttt omg everyone is in this episode????? - Lovelace sass - Hilbert/Selberg groan - “I am never going to be rid of you am I” IF ONLY YOU KNEW - EIFFEL FFS YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID ATTENTION - I BELIEVE IN YOU - “I can’t do this, not on my own” “That I’m not smart enough, that I’m not military enough, that I’m not YOU enough” “Let it go, let it all go” RIGHT IN THE HEART - GOOD JOB EIFFEL - what a terrible way to confirm identity btw just saying, “here’s my password for everyone to hear because I have to say it out loud!” jfc - “a very witching hour” did you really - DEVICE WHAT DEVICE - WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO - 2 MINUTES NO WHAT STOP - haha wow Cutter talking to the Dear Listeners oh man - what happened last time OH RIGHT Kepler lost a hand - good luck Cutter lmfao - virus because of course - decima???? but but wait? or is it? but Eiffel survived that? - it IS DECIMA but wait what - OH HOLY FUCK THE DESTRUCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE - “SO IF YOU STILL WANT TO LEARN SOMETHING FROM US” - ALL OF THIS SHIT OVER MUSIC?! GODDAMN MUSIC????!!!SOFJ;LASFKJL;SAF - oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh it’s blue - “Nice to meet you, Bob!” HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS TERRIBLE - also Cutter you are disgusting - I could use some Bob-sass right now - “Remarkable and cold” that’s just Pryce & Carter honestly - ah yes the sass there it is - which technology do they want - THE ABILITY TO WHAT OH FUCK OF COURSE - “Bobby baby no” CUTTER OMG STOP - “We - like - humans” “new” “better” “randomness out of the equation” “self-guided evolution” Idk what to say - acceptable?! - STOP SAYING “BOB” IT’S KILLING ME - Douglas Eiffel “the appropriate mental structure” AHAHAHSFLKDJSA;FASJ;LFKJSAFLKASFJASJAS FSOHHSFHSFHSADF - OH THIS IS THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE EVER - HAHAHASLFKJ;SAFJ;LASF I CAN’T I’M DEAD - HOLY MOLY CUTTER THAT WAS HOLY SHIT NO THAT WAS TERRIFYING DON’T DO THAT AGAIN - Eiffel no - EIFFEL NO - EIIIIFFFFFFFFEL NOOOOOOO - EIFFEL. NO. NO. - stop. saying. Bob. Eiffel why did you have to call him Bob goddammit - Eiffel no - “Tell me I didn’t kill anyone we like” Eiffel is channeling all of us - “let’s make sure at least someone makes it through this” all of you plz minus Pryce and Carter and Rachel because yeah - Minkowski no - I don’t know what you’re going to do but no - Lovelace yes - “Let’s go get our idiot back” ily Isabel - STOP HURTING JACOBI - PLEASE - I’M SO SCARED FOR MY BBY - “your funeral” shut up - ok Zach talking to Zach just perfect this is what I’m going to miss when it’s all over tbh - “YOU KILLED BOB ARE YOU CRAZY” - “I JUST HATE LOOSE ENDS” well I HATE YOU - “the Pryce is not right” haha oh crap - Harry Potter books one through four “oh that’s nice” YES WHAT THE HELL PRYCE - “So that’s who Dumbledore is” DO READ A BOOK SOME TIME, MIRANDA - HERA how though - complicated, yes I’d say so - Cutter step away - “streamline” lmfao “me?!” haha “can’t of course catch bullets” ENHANCEMENTS no “rude” dammit - JACOBI BE OKAY PLEASE - ok I am now 100% sure who my favourite terrible character is hi Jacobi PLEASE BE OKAY - JACOBI YES - Pryce vs Hera, this is terrifying - “You don’t look like me” “I spent my entire life trying to NOT be you” “Adorable but futile” holy crap - stop calling her 214 you creeper - careful with Eiffel kids - the first two Queen albums and all things Star Wars prequels “I think I might be okay with that last one actually” hahahahahahahaHA - “bye bye Mr Bob” I think you’re making a mistake Rachel - Kepler shut up no one cares about you (I do but NO ONE ON THE HEPHAESTUS) - “don’t go soft on me Warren” oh Rachel - “we have to tell Mr Cutter” “do we?” listen to Warren - KEPLER YES - KEPLER YESSSSSS - KEPLERRRRRRR YESSSSSSSSSSSS - (oh no Rachel but) - KEPLER YES - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - KEPLER OH NO - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - NO NO NO NO NO - SOMEONE STOP HER - of course he was the one to go - fuck T_T FUCK - FUCKKK T____________T - it was oddly nice to hear he had his whiskey with him - oh god I’m worried about Jacobi what will he feel - Cutter - JACOBIIIIIIIIIII - NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - JACOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - my heart - MY HEART MY POOR HEART - he went out with a bang - MY HEART T_T - Minlace vs Cutter oh my god - NO NO NO NO - JEZUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ALL LIKE TO WATCH US SUFFER DON’T YOU - MINKOWSKI NOOOOO - so everyone dies? are we going to ignore the existence of this episode? are we? yes? yes. - STOP HURTING EIFFEL YOU GIGANTIC BITCH - STOP TOUCHING HIS MEMORIES - this is going to be a farewell?! - DON’T DO THE FAREWELL SPEECH THING - PLEASE DON’T - Cutter shut up - Minkowski are you ok - HOLY SHIT MINKOWSKI GO GO GO - “I actually felt that one” GOOD - YES LOVELACE SHOOT HIM - “neat” shUT UP - HOLY MOLY LOVELACE YES - groaning Cutter - HARPOON A FUCKING HARPOON THAT IS BRILLIANT - “that is not how this is supposed to end” BYE BITCH - Minkowski T_T - Lovelace T_T - go get Eiffel - there is no way anyone is going to make it out alive ok I’m trying to make peace with this - out of all the terrible people Pryce is still there why - “goodbye doctor Pryce” Hera you are scary what are you doing - everyone is going to die - “thanks for all the fish before I don’t understand that reference” omg - NO YOU IDIOT PRYCE IS RIGHT BUT - IT’S THE ONLY THING TO DO BUT - OH MY GOD NO - eiFFEL - what a pleasure to hear Pryce so angry for a moment - bye bitch - Eiffel :( - oh god he gets to say goodbye - OH GOD HE GETS TO SAY GOODBYE I’M CRYING - CRYING - NO NO NO NO NO - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE THEY HURTING US SO POOR HERA - “he’s gone” - oh no this flashback please stop we’re already broken. you’re kicking someone who’s already down stop it - “Minkovski” “Minkowski” “Minkovski” “Minekowski” oh no :’(((( - cigarettes ffs all the feelings “I’ll think of something” omg - oh no I’m crying so hard oh no - “starrrr- what?” NO - Lovelace - end our suffering - end all our sufferings - Hera no - why do you hate us so - Minkowski is basically all alone now - WHY DO YOU HATE US SO - WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO - “Renée, Renée?!” - WHAT IS HAPPENING - WHAT WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING - OMG - LOVELACE. MINKOWSKI. - IS THIS HAPPENING - IS ANYONE ELSE ALIVE?! - HERA. EIFFEL?! - JACOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - “JACOBI MY PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOUR THANK GOD YOU GOT US OUT OF THAT DEATH TRAP” OMGGGGG - OMG OMGSODFKJ;SAF JOMG OGM OGM OMG OMGOMG OMGOMGOM G OMG THANK YOU UNIVERSE - JACOBI IS ALIVE - “Jacobi, what about Kepler?” I love that you asked :( - “No.” “I’m sorry.” “It’s alright.” oh god you really did love him?! You really did?! And everyone knew. I can’t interpret this any other way, I just can’t - Eiffel EIFFEL this is brilliant the logs oh god this is brilliant I love it yeah you were a jerk but we love you so much Eiffel - BY THE WAY Jacobi is alive JACOBI IS ALIVE - “Am I still that same person?” oh man are they doing what I think they’re doing? Super duper Eiffel not-a-jerk-redemption-arc?? - MY FAVES ARE ALIVE I’M JUST SAYING - Oh my god PRYCE IS ALIVE?! - ahahhaskfljas;f ahahahahahaha *spirals into insanity* - Pryce. Hera. Holy crap. I… I don’t know what I expected but this is beautiful?? I can’t believe this is happening? This is so good? I love it? - Jacobi is alive I can’t believe I get to hear him talk still I am so happy I can die peacefully - if it doesn’t hold I’ll scream, I’m just saying - “TELL ME YOU DIDN’T DO ALL THIS JUST TO WIN A BET” OF COURSE HE DID HAHAHAHAHA IT’S JACOBI i’m dead - no glitches! you deserve it bby! - we are talking about “back on earth”, I’m so happy - thank you universe - find husband, take apart Goddard Futuristics, Disney Land, vacations, I love this thank you - “see you on the other side” I’d be happy if you never say terrifying things like that ever again thanks - “Hera, you ready to go home?” “What about you mister?” I love you all - I love you all so much thank you for staying alive I love you - Eiffel ;0; - “Spending time with you two was one of the best things I ever did” aw - this doesn’t sound good - please be ok, you’re ok right? yes yes you are I choose to believe you are okay thanks - you’re fine I love you all thank you I’m so happy I’m also crying but I’m happy - the final credits are the worst I’m crying I love you all thank you for my life

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