#my baby fever is going INSANE hes the cutest little guy

[emjiroki]

BABY GOJO OMFG IM GONNA CRY

LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT THE LITTLE MAN

[classic-rock-roller]

1.You are at a bar with Kevin, Randy and Bonham. A big guy is walking by your seats and he accidentally bumps you. Kevin gets up and says drunkenly, “Don’t you fucking touch her pal.” and tries to shove the guy. The guy just turns around and hits Kevin square in the jaw, effectively knocking him out. His eyes glaze over and he’s out before he even hits the floor. The guy calmly starts walking away. How do you, Randy, and Bonham respond?

I’m not as drunk so I huff and try to get a passed out Kevin out of there. Bonham tries to help me and Randy just giggles because he’s equally as drunk and thinks this whole thing is hysterical. 

2. You’re outside with Kevin, Randy and Bonham one afternoon in summer. You’re all sort of milling about the yard when Kevin slaps Randy on the arm. “Let’s play punchies.” Bonham says, “I’ll play you Kevin.” and takes a mocking kick at him. He doesn’t even flinch; he just grabs her foot and tugs, effectively knocking her over. “No, you don’t play fair.” How do you and Randy respond?

Me: Jeez, Kevin. Be more careful. You could have hurt her. 

Randy: Bonham, are you ok? 

3. Kevin is on the phone with one of those robocalls. He tells them, “I’m satisfied with my service, and I’m sick and tired of you people always calling during dinner. I demand to speak to your supervisor!” There’s a flurry of conversation on the other end, and Kevin sighs exasperatedly. “This is ridiculous. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!” he shouts into the phone. How do you respond?

“It’s a robocall, Kevin. It’s not going to answer you. Just do what I do and hang up.” 

4. Your band is at a party after a show, and you all are completely plastered. Bonham doesn’t normally drink at parties at all, and even she’s completely off her nut. At one point you hear someone whoop, and you turn around to see her up on a table, doing some ‘dancing.’ What do you and your band do?

Me: Aww, sweet. (I’d join her on the table.)

Daryl would be recording it for blackmail purposes. Linus is off doing coke somewhere and Erik would try to get us off the table so we don’t hurt ourselves. 

5. Bonham is over at your house one day and you are watching Scooby Doo with Kevin and Mal. When the characters all see the monster, they shout their given catchphrases (jeepers, jinkies, zoinks), and once they do, Bonham absentmindedly says, “Well fuck.” Mal says, “Auntie Bon said a bad word!” How do you and Kevin respond?

Me: Yes she did and you do not say that bad word ok?

Kevin: I’m with you there Bon’s. They’re fucked. 

Mal: Daddy just said it too!

Me: Kevin, stop saying that around Mal. 

Kevin: But you didn’t yell at Bonham!

6. You’re in a thrift store with Kevin, Randy and Bonham when you come across a section of huge sweatshirts. Bonham says, “Oh man no way!” and puts one on. She squats down and pulls it up over her knees and says, “Let’s all get one and have a midget race!“ Before scooting off. How do the 3 of you respond?

I laugh a little and grab a sweatshirt before following her. 

Kevin: You two are insane. 

Randy: We’ve been dating them for three years. Do we expect any different? 

7. Bonham is jumping on the trampoline with Mal and Eddie one day, and she's trying to teach Eddie to do a handstand. She gets into a handstand, and once she does her elbow buckles, and she slides across the trampoline on her face. Kevin is watching with you, and he calls out "there goes your pretty face! Oh wait, you don’t have one. ” How do you, Bonham and the kids respond?

Me: Bons, are you ok?!

Mal and Eddie are laughing like little kids do at that kind of stuff. 

Bonham: Kevin, you fucker!

Kevin: Don’t swear in front of my kids! But yes, I am one. (and he gives her a shit-eating grin.)

Bonham: Like you don’t already curse in front of them enough. 

8. You join Bonham at her high school reunion, and when you get there no one seems to know who she is. They’re all confused when she says her name is Bonham, and she makes no effort to correct anyone. “This is the funniest shit ever.” She says. How do you respond?

I’d laugh along with her. It is really funny. 

9. Mal can’t get over it when Randy and Bonham sing Heart and Soul. He says, “you need to make that a record so everybody can hear it! Right, mom and dad?” How do you, Kevin, Randy and Bonham respond?

Me: Sure, that’d sound amazing. 

Kevin: I don’t know...

Randy: Why don’t we make one for you so you can listen to it whenever you want?

Bonham: That’s a great idea, Mal. 

10. Bonham takes you and the boys to a restaurant that she loves. She’s been saying forever that their fries are the best. When you get there and she brings some back, she looks at you and says, “fries before guys.” How do you and the boys respond?

Me: Hell yeah (grabs a fry)

Kevin is offended and Randy just really wants fries. 

11. You and Bonham are visiting Kevin and Randy in their hometown and Kevin insists you all go to his favorite Mexican restaurant. Immediately, Bonham scoffs and says, “you can’t get real Mexican food here, you’re too far north.” Kevin is personally offended by this. How do you and the boys respond?

Me: I mean I’ll eat anything so I’m down. Plus I had sucky Mexican by me all my life so I’m immune. 

Kevin: It is authentic Mexican! It’s good!

Bonham: Than your taste buds must suck at detecting good food. 

Randy: I wouldn’t mind trying it. 

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1) You and Kevin went with your singer to her job because it’s in a mall and you had to do some shopping. You come back when she’s done four hours later. She all but runs out of there, and once in the car, she blasts music and for a solid ten minutes just screams at the top of her lungs. How do you and Kevin respond? 

2) You go to Kevin and your singer’s house with him. When you enter through the garage, you hear Ratt playing rather loudly and a clunk. Soon you get into the living room and she screams, “Watch out below!” Before you see a huge, empty cardboard box fly over the railing and land with a clunk. Kevin looks up at her and goes, “Why the fuck are you throwing cardboard boxes over the railing?” What does she say and how do you and Kevin respond?

3) Your singer comes home one day with a bunch of papers and says, “I’m going to audit a music class.” Kevin gives her a weird look and says, “You’re going to go through their financials? Why? They probably barely have any.” How do you, your singer, and Randy respond? 

4) You and your singer decided to play a drinking game and are now both really wasted. Rudy comes into the kitchen and then backtracks. He looks to your singer and says. “Hey, sweetheart. Wanna go back to my place?” She sits back in her chair and goes, “Yeah baby, I’d like that.” Rudy glares at you and says, “Don’t let her have any more, Bonham.” Kevin came in during this whole thing. How do you and Kevin respond? 

5) You’re off work one day but your singer had to work. So Kevin is watching Mal and Eddie. You get a knock on your door and when you open it, you see a tired looking Kevin with Mal and Eddie running around him crazily. He says, “When Mommy’s around, they’re the cutest little darlings. Now, not so much.” How do you and Randy respond? 

6) You and Kevin pick up your singer from a ten-hour shift at her work. She doesn’t say hello or anything she just grumbles when she gets into the car. Kevin is about to say something to her about being pissy when she sharply turns to him and goes, “You’re testing the beast. Don’t do it. Drive.” How do you and Kevin respond?

7) You’re writing a new song with your band when your singer jumps up enthusiastically and says, “We need a cowbell. Can we use a cowbell?” Daryl stifles a laugh before saying, “I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.” Your singer turns to him, “You really had to quote that?” How do you, Daryl, Linus, and Erik respond?

8) You’re sitting on your singer’s uncle’s deck with Kevin and Randy when you get this rancid smell. Your singer wrinkles her nose and then goes over to the edge of the deck. “Aw fuck. Larry is burning his trash again.” Randy says, “Your parents have some weird neighbors.” How do you, your singer, and Kevin respond?

9) You’re sitting at home with Randy one night and your son, Will has gone out with friends. You get a call and it’s the police chief he says that Will was caught defacing public property and you have to come to get him. What do you and Randy say when you get him and how does he respond?

10) You and your singer are always really careful about raising your children without any more privileges just because you’re famous. You and your singer are walking on the street one day when a passing guy says, “Oh look, the washed-up musicians and they’re spoiled brat kids.” How do you and your singer respond?

11) You’re on tour with your band and your singer hasn’t seen Kevin in a while. One day, he surprises her by coming to one of your shows. He says he’s going to spend the night. Once you get back to the hotel, you and Linus realize you left something in your singer’s room. You have a key so you go in to get it and find her and Kevin...otherwise occupied. How do you and Linus respond and what do her and Kevin say?

12) You, Kevin, and Randy go with your singer to a family reunion. She hasn’t seen her sister in years. The three of you are sitting outside and your singer’s been gone a while. You go inside and the three of you hear the loudest screaming you ever have between your singer and her sister. Soon your singer stops but her sister keeps saying some really nasty things to her. Apparently, your singer was screaming so much her voice gave out. When the three of you go upstairs her sister says, “This doesn’t concern you.” while narrowing her eyes and you singer looks over at you with tears streaking down her face. What do you, Kevin, and Randy say? 

@osbournebemydaddy   your move Bonham, love