#my assumption is that he just. lied. like not by omission just genuinely made stuff up

[sleevebuscemii]

everyone who meets boris as an adult is always like ‘ah! the famous boris! we’ve heard so much about you!’ but i am so so so curious as to what the hell theo was telling them without them being deeply concerned pray tell What did and he and boris do that wasn’t absolutely insane?? ‘boris and i liked to hang out in the playground and drop acid’ ‘boris and i liked to go to the supermarket to shoplift steaks’ ‘boris and i liked to watch movies but don’t ask what happens in any of them because i was too drunk to remember’ ‘boris and i liked to swim in the pool in the middle of night and then beat the shit out of each other’ theo liar who lies decker what did you tell these people