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youregay · 9 months ago

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you need to start fencing now. you need to join your local hema club. there you will meet many wonderful transexuals and many strange heterosexual men who will act as your mentors and with whom you will develop a homoerotic relationship with. you are out of school and need a way to make new friends irl; you are a grown up and need to find a way to work out that you enjoy. go stab people. go swing a sword your height at someone's head and they will say "great job! you looked good out there" and give you an exceptionally sweaty hug and you will feel loved an accepted and maybe a little horny but that's just the warrior's bond

#fencing #my actual advice is get a hobby that involves meeting new ppl as an adult #join a club #try out a recreational sport #team sports sucked for me as a kid for obvious reasons #and I'm sure that's true for other ppl as well #but give it a try as an adult #no one is trying to get a college scholarship by blasting a soccer ball at your face in sub zero temps anymore #there might be roller derby near you :)#or some other quirky sport you've wanted to try #there are many homosexuals in sports for adults #tag talk

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