#my William wakes up and multiple times a day the universe gives him the opportunity to do some good. and every day he says fuck you

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Shout out to my William Afton that exist in the au inside my head, no other William afton could ever be as depraved, wonderful and disgusting as that motherfucker

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Farticipatory culture!

week 7: Harry Jenkins, Convergence culture: Where old and new media collide, Introduction and Chapter 4

Shiiiit was reading Henry Jenkins boring. Oh my God. All those useless stories and that endless circumnavigation of issues. Man I understand you had to reach a certain wordcount to get someone to publish you but maaaaaaaaan I got so bored.

You are more than welcome to imagine that the stuff I liked about Mr. Jenkins is very little

BUT

I have to say we share a common interest in Star Wars. To honor that, I am unleashing the first FRANCHISE-THEMED post on this blog.

Yes kids! The visual content of this blog post will feature exclusively material from Star Wars!

If you like my idea you can contact me in private for donations. I would love to raise a little profit out of George Lucas’ copyrighted material because

SCREW HIM

So hit me up with your money, we shall use it to fund modern heroes fighting against the horrendous kebab imperialism of the Turkish fils de pute president.

OK here we go. Jerkin’ Mr. Jenkins has three concepts for us and

INCREDIBLY ENOUGH

none of them is particularly original. At times I fell almost like this guy is just a great affabulatore who probably got great grades in his college papers because he could babble for 2000 words without saying much of particular relevance.

BUT THIS IS JUST ME BEING NASTY

Sure.

Jenkins’ first and most important concept is that of convergence. We dumbasses who had to go through COM 220 in this university are already familiar with this word and associate it either with technological convergence or media ownership convergence. But just like that time in which the Buddha taught for 40 years straight just wake up one day and be

HOLD UP BRO IT WAS ALL A BIG EXPEDIENT TO PREPARE YOU FOR THE TRUTH OF THE

LOTUS SUTRA

Jenkins surprises us silly undergraduate with a sort of ULTIMATE MEANING of convergence. To him, convergence is neither solely about technology, nor solely about ownership. By convergence, he means

“the flow of content across ultiple media platforms, the cooperation between multiple media industries, and the migratory behavior of media audiences who will go almost anywhere in search of the kinds of entertainment experiences they want” (2)

Just the kind of definition I need the weekend before a midterm. Thanks Harry. So what I gather from this is that the converge he is talking about is essentially about content, or I mean comunque about themes and instances orbiting around a certain kind of content. Right? I guess. And so Jenkins focuses on how these kinds of contents are reproduced by and sought on different media.

Much of the rest of his introduction is Jenkins bustling with his own confused concepts to gain a degree of clarity of this stuff on convergence. Which in a way is fun to watch in itself. Because first he traces the supposedly linear history of the development of the idea – by the way quoting (and fortunately criticizing that JERK of Negroponte who believed that “monolithic empires of mass media are dissolving into an array of cottage industries” – and then he embarks on a frankly boring and useless story about this New Orleans Media Experience of 2003 about which honestly nobody gives a shit and even which even more honestly is just boring. Did I say that already? Oh sorry.

BUT IT’S TRUE

This story is infused (as frankly the rest of the stuff I have read) with a disgusting romantic notion of corporate behavior and aims, as if big media companies just couldn’t go on without including their audiences because they LOVE THEM.

FUCK NO HARRY THEY JUST WANT THEIR MONEY AND THEY’LL DO EVERYTHING IT TAKES TO SQUEEZE AS MUCH OF IT AS POSSIBLE FROM THEIR OUR POCKETS AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT GODDAMNIT YOU TEACH AT USC IT’S NOT LIKE YOU WERE BORN YESTERDAY

I’m sorry. You may have noticed I have slight tendency in losing my temper at

MANAGERIAL CAPITALIST PIGS

No I mean with people who see things differently from me. But let us go on. By the way there is a moment in which Jenkins, talking about the way in which corporations were dealing with the emergence of convergence (I rhymed!), writes:

“The old paradigms were breaking down faster than the new ones were emerging, producing panic among those most invested in the status quo and curiosity in those who saw change as an opportunity” (7)

You what this reminds me? Look it up here. This guy first wrote it. See that part about the monsters? Does it remind you of anything? Am I implying that media giants especially of the internet are giving us a new fascism? Did you know that Charlemagne most probably didn’t want to be crowned emperor by Pope Leo III?

Unless you’re a historian of the Middle Ages, one of the answers for those last two questions is “Yes.”

Btw you should know that I decided I was heterosexual when I was 3 and went to see Phantom Menace and got acquainted with the looks of this lady up here.

Anyway. Back to convergence. Jenkins goes on and on and on and on about this talking about the different lifespans of delivery technologies and media, about his self-defined Black Box Fallacy (because to him, and he honestly has a point, while hardware diverges, content converges), about the fact that convergence is a process and not an endpoint, and about all sorts of things

UNTIL

He basically says that convergence is a top-down process as much as it is a bottom-up one. And at this point, Harry, you kinda lost me. You have used so many different and contrasting ways of defining what is it that you’re trying to define that I do not know anymore if I am reading you or fucking Spinoza. And I AM SORRY, you ain’t as cool as my lad Baruch.

So yeah I was left pretty much like this:

I think we should stick to the explanation I gave in the beginning. let us move to a second concept, which will be hopefully easier to define.

I wanna talk about collective intelligence because Jerkings only suggests it. So let me do the explanation know.

Collective intelligence was at work fo instance on the Game of Thrones’ subreddit who higitus figidus cracked the secret behind Jon Snow’s lineage YEARS before the thing was revealed in the series. Like in those beautiful communist revolutions we don’t do anymore, commoners pooled their wits and skills to fuck over the greedy and ugly masters who enslaved them. This is collective intelligence: to unionize cognitive processes and screw capital ownership.

OK maybe this was a little bit too political but you get the point right? It’s about people pooling resources and working together to solve problems or propose stuff. It’s actually quite cool. And it happens all the time on the internet. Because it’s easier to pool those cognitive resources over there.

DONE!

Let’s move to the last one.

The third point in Jenkins’ reading was participatory culture. His endless spiel about Star Wars fandom was at times interesting and times suicide-inducing. Potentially cool as a case study, but we don’t really need it for the purposes of this post. So.

The stuff we need to know is contained in the first few pages of the chapter. First of all, Jenkins rightly notes that while fandom as always existed, the internet has tipped the scales because it makes fan culture more visible. Which is in itself quite OK.

aaaaand here’s a beautiful example of Star Wars’ participatory culture.

He then distinguishes between interactivity and participation. To him, interactivity refers only to the fact that people get more feedback when they consume cultural products. Participation, he says, is deeper because it is basically in the consumer’s (I hate this word) hands: it is “open-ended” and not constrained by the decision of the designers of the original/official products. The rest of the chapter deals in ways in which companies address fan-generated content. Funnily enough, he distinguishes between prohibitionists (tight-ass douchebags who don’t want you to mess with their precious product) and collaborationists (other douchebags who instead see the staff you do as yet one more opportunity to steal time and labor from you). Nice, huh?

The funniest thing is that he chooses COLLABORATIONISTS: I mean really? You really wanna make me do that association between capitalism and fascism again? It was your choice huh.

A good example that Jenkins makes is that of game modders, who manipulate the code of videogames to construct personalized fantasies that might expand the universe of the original game, or maybe even take it to a completely new direction. Here’s an example De’Noantri:

I guess I broke my rule about Star Wars. Too bad. But I am the one who calls te shots here. I’m your lider maximo here. This is a READ ONLY blog. You shut up and read, comrade!

To reach a conclusion, the whole story of how LucasArt deals with fandom content is surely fascinating, but Jenkins repeatedly fails to look at a very important issue. When George Lucas in ANY way makes use of content created by fans, most of the times directly appropriating the copyright for it, he is

EXPLOITING

those silly fans. Instance: when the devs of Star Wars Galaxies sought fan advice for developing the game, did these fans got paid? Where are their rights? Where is the compensation for the time and labor they offered? Nowhere. And so they have been exploited, allowing George Lucas to save money on people he would have had to pay for the same services. But he had the fans he wanted to iNcLuDe… 

I mean you really thought I was not going to use this?

So the conclusion is:

FANS OF ALL NATIONS, UNIONIZE!

CLAIM YOUR SHARE OF PROFIT!

DEMAND COLLECTIVIZATION OF FRANCHISES!

DEMAND LIBERALIZATION OF FAN FICTION!

DEMAND THE FUTURE!

Here you can see a visual depiction of the fandom working class rising up against bourgeoise privilege.

Since I already broke the rule, culture time will be free this week too. This is a great Russian composer who certainly influenced Williams when composing Star Wars’ music. It is one of my favorites pieces of music ever so ENJOY!

Here instead you can see Caravaggio depicting me making it barely alive out of this week’s readings:

It happens every now and then. Let’s hope next it’ll be better.

auf Wiedersehen!

Image Sources: GIPHY.com, squillace.org, wikiart.org

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Realtor Spotlight: William Fastow, Appleton Properties

There is no denying how real estate is an exciting field. No two days are exactly the same. Even real estate professionals in the same area spend their work hours differently. There is a revolving door of new people to deal with. It is dynamic and will keep even the best of the best on their feet.

With that said, it is always interesting to get a glimpse of another real estate professional’s day in the life. Today’s blog post is all about William Fastow from Appleton Properties Real Estate:

Real estate is a great industry and a rewarding career. Every day is different and presents unique challenges. I get to learn about architecture, design, and building practices – all while forging a bond and rapport with my clients, and helping them make what will be one of the biggest investments of their lives.

A typical day

My day at work practically starts just a few minutes after I wake up and ends right before I go to sleep. As a real estate professional in one of the most dynamic markets in the United States, the long hours are often necessary. But when you love what you do, it stops feeling like work. And as my work and personal routine take me on unending drives around the city, my passion and appreciation for everything Washington, DC has to offer are always rekindled.

Here’s a peep at how a typical day goes for me:

7:30-8:30 AM

My lovely wife, Allison, and our other son, Lucas, are awake. Everyone gets cleaned up and dressed. Quick review of schedules and a brief family conversation about everyone’s upcoming day. Eli has soccer after pre-school today at 4:00 so I mark it on my calendar.

8:30-9:30 AM

Our wonderful nanny, Evelyn, arrives and takes control of the kids. My wife heads out the door and everyone’s real day begins. I head straight into our home office and begin corresponding with my clients.

I have about an hour to set up showings for later in the week for my buyer clients, coordinate contractors for one of my sellers, follow up on active transactions with other agents, and everything in between. This is my opportunity to take care of the details and make sure all my clients are in the loop, aware of new listings. My goal each day is for my clients to hear from me before they start their day, and this hour is crucial to getting all of that accomplished.

9:30-11:00 AM

I jump in my car and am off to my first showings of the day. Brian and Stefanie were referred to me by a close friend, and they are struggling to find the perfect house in their ideal neighborhood in a tight market.

I run over to Columbia Heights to pick them up and show them 3 new listings that just came onto the market the day before. I pride myself on getting my clients through properties before anyone else gets to see them. I pick them up, run them through the homes, take my notes, discuss the pros and cons of each house and drop them off back at home in less than an hour and a half.

11:00 AM-12:00 PM

One of my favorite local coffee shops and bakeries is right around the corner from Brian and Stefanie’s house on 14th Street. I run into La Caprice and grab a quick espresso and a croissant for the road. I’m now back in my car heading north up to our offices in Bethesda.

On the way, I am on the phone with two clients who are developers working on a row house project in Petworth. They have hit a snag and are struggling to get their project through DC Zoning. A quick search through my contacts and I have put them in touch with an architect who can quickly redraft their plans and a permit expeditor to help ferry the project through zoning and approvals.

Though the development will not be out of the ground for at least 2 months and will not be ready for sale for another 6-8 months, I am working with them throughout the process to make sure things go as smoothly as possible.

12:00-1:30 PM

I arrive at our brokerage office in Bethesda. I carry a cooler bag with me most days with my lunch and snacks in it. Before I started doing this, I found that I would go through the whole day and not have time to eat.

I sit down at my desk and start my working lunch. While I eat, I draft an offer on a property in Chevy Chase. Though my clients are still on the fence, I like to get a jump on the paperwork now that things are starting to get serious. Even if my clients don’t move on this house, it’s an opportunity to get them acquainted with the offer process.

Once the offer is drafted I make a call to their mortgage broker to request a pre-approval letter, and then call a different broker to follow up on another client’s appraisal that should be posting later today.

It’s important for me to remain in contact with everyone associated with a client’s transactions. I make a point of developing a personal relationship with everyone involved – from their inspector to the appraiser, right down to the receptionist at the title company. People are more willing to go the extra mile for someone they know, and establishing personal relationships with all parties is the best way to keep the axles greased and things moving smoothly.

1:30-2:30 PM

I can carve some time out of my work day for a gym workout 3 or 4 times a week. I typically aim for mid-day when most people are at or heading back to work. The gym down the street from my office is empty and I get a solid workout and a shower in just about an hour.

2:30-3:30 PM

Time to head back into DC. I have a listing in Spring Valley that I brought onto the market 2 weeks ago and it’s getting good traffic. The property is a large 5000+ square-foot home. I make it a point to be on hand at all the showings so I can highlight the features of this great house.

Today, we are doing a second showing with some buyers, along with their agent and architect. We’re working on the viability of some exterior and interior renovations that the buyers would like to price out before making an offer. This is a great opportunity to also pick their architect’s brain about improvements to the house that might make it more desirable to others if these buyers opt not to move forward.

3:30-4:00 PM

Eli’s soccer practice is at 4:00 so it’s time to jump back into the car and head over to Turtle Park in the American University Park neighborhood. I love to arrive a few minutes early so I can see him before they get started. That – and I need to pick up a bottle of water for him and coffee for my wife Allison on my way over.

4:00-5:00 PM

Eli gives me a big hug as I come into the park. He has already had a busy day and is eager to tell me about what happened at school before taking the field. I give my wife Allison a peck on the cheek, and check my messages and emails one last time before my phone goes into my pocket and on silent for the first time all day.

For the next hour, I am just watching my son play soccer and talking to my wife. Family time is critical and it’s important to be present. My clients all know that they will always hear back from me within an hour. Watching my little man run up and down the field is truly the highlight of the day.

5:00-6:30 PM

Soccer practice wraps up and it’s time to load Eli into my wife’s car. A quick hug goodbye, a little kiss from Allison, and they are on their way home. I, however, have another showing across town. My client Chris is just getting out of work and there is a condo in Logan Circle that he must see right away.

6:30-7:00 PM

After a quick cross-town trip in rush hour traffic and a showing of a fantastic two-bedroom duplex with roof deck on Swann Street near Logan Circle, it’s time to head home.

On the drive home, I am following up with my clients Tim and Sheryl about their offer on the house in Chevy Chase. After reviewing the paperwork I drafted over lunch, they want to move forward. From my phone, I forward them the documents again, but this time for formal e-signatures. Looks like I will be submitting an offer after dinner.

7:00-7:45 PM

I pull up to our home and head inside. Allison is busy pulling dinner together and it’s my job to bring the kids to table. Over a nice family meal, we all catch up on the details of the day and talk about plans for the coming weekend.

7:45-8:30 PM

After dinner it’s time to clean up, do the dishes, and get Eli ready for his bath and bed time. Toddlers are a lot like real estate, it’s all about developing a reliable routine. I rush Eli upstairs, give him a quick bath, and it’s into his bed for two stories and some songs before lights out.

8:30-9:30 PM

Kids are in bed and I have about thirty minutes of work to get the offer for the Chevy Chase house finalized. My clients have e-signed and I have the contract in hand. Time to attach the pre-approval letter I requested from their mortgage broker during lunch and a brief letter to the seller’s agent.

I pride myself on submitting an organized and well summarized offer that lays out my client’s position and situation without any ambiguity. If my clients end up in a multiple offer situation, I want to make sure that their offer is fully executable, has no “x-factors” or any point that might lead to confusion. In summary, I want my clients’ offer to be the easiest decision for the listing agent to make, and for her to feel like we are going to make the transaction easier and not harder. One last proofread and the offer goes out via email.

9:30 PM

Time to lie down with Allison, watch a recorded episode of “So You Think You Can Dance,” and get some sleep so I can do it again tomorrow.

Life-work balance

Balancing work and family life is important to me. It’s something I do very deliberately and carefully. To be successful, I need to be there for my clients, especially in times of crises. And to be a good father and husband, I must also be there for my family.

Efficiency is key. My clients know that they can always reach me through calls or texts, and that I keep a strict “one hour” response time to all client communications. I always anticipate what my clients need so I can work on them on them with little time lost. By being proactive and efficient, I also get to save more time for family and home life.

With that said, my cell phone is my lifeline. With everything online and in the cloud, I can access real estate listings, my contacts, other agents and all my documents and offers in the palm of my hand. That is a dramatic change from when I started in real estate in 2002.

Most important success strategy

Keeping up with local news in Washington, DC is a must. Every neighborhood is its own insulated community, so it’s important to understand the ins and outs of what’s going on from one micro market to the next.

New development is rife in DC right now and I try and stay abreast of all the new projects, openings, and parcel bids working their way through the market. The landscape of our city is changing daily, and opportunities, dangers and fortunes exist in those shifting sands.

Advice for first-time homebuyers

See as much as you can as quickly as you can. Regardless if you’re just starting your search or are a year away from buying, get out there and get to know the market. We are still very much in a seller’s market, especially in affordable segments under 1 million dollars. When the time comes, you will need to be decisive with your offer in order to win out against other buyers.

The best way to commit completely to a property is to know the market, to have seen the competing inventory, and be in a head space where you are confident that this is the house or condo for you. That confidence not only comes from a gut feeling, but also from being educated about the market, what has sold, and what you are bidding on.

Advice for sellers

Declutter and stage for success. The way your home presents can make the difference between languishing on the market and selling with multiple offers.

With HDTV, Instagram, and a million other influences that shape our opinions of how a “dream home” should look, it is more important now than ever to put your home’s best foot forward. This means editing your possessions – that is, putting away family photos and reducing your clutter and personal possessions.

Consider supplemental furniture to showcase spaces and features that your family might not utilize. As a rule of thumb, I would advise sellers to remove about 25-30% of their stuff. Off season clothing should be packed up and stored offsite to show off those closets!

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