#my SU to tell me if the society I'm trying to start has been approved

[youstupidplonk]

Adulthood is literally just waiting for replies to emails isn’t it? 

[melancholyofinvisibleshores]

Hey fellas, Italian here! Idk how much access y'all have to Italian media, but the situation is more complex than that.

You see, Carini is not just any athlete, she was competing on behalf of the Fiamme Oro Society, which is like a sports society for cops. But it doesn't end there, that same society is supported (both via mediatic endorsement and I think some state funding as well) by Giorgia Meloni, the current prime minister (her Italian title is "president of the Council of Ministers of the Italian Republic, but the gist is the same). And let me tell you, Meloni is pushing this case hard; it is one of those things that is captivating all of the media attention, it's kinda inescapable.

Why? Well, the media is heavily biased toward a right-wing sentiment (and nowadays a pro-Meloni sentiment), so they are already prone to parrot her position; on top of that, they are trying to divert attention to all of the shit that is going down right now because oh my god where do I even start? In the last months, there have been: climate emergencies so severe that they obliterated a significant portion of agricultural production and made several infrastructures collapse; a massive journalistic investigation that uncovered ties between Meloni's party and illegal fascistic organisations (and the government wasn't even going to really condemn them until the fucking president Mattarella put his foot down); revolts and general degradation of several prisons, with suicides among inmates (and prison guards, too); an insane amount of femicides/feminicides (women killed by men due to misogyny, but like a lot of women, like every three day a woman was murdered or something like that, needless to say, that there was not much done or said about it by Meloni's clique); people doing bullshit with the European funds (too fucking much to be explained in detail, this post would be longer than do you like the colours of the sky)...

Am I forgetting something? oh yeah, the fucking push for the referendum. Okay, I have to elaborate on this one. Meloni is currently trying to pass a reform that would give an insane amount of autonomy to regions; it is called autonomia differenziata (differentiated autonomy). This would only cause wealth disparities between regions, a total lack of state funding where it is most needed, general difficulties in negotiation within the European Union, the possibility for single regions to just not do the thing EU agreed upon, respecting environmental regulation for example), and more! By far the most fascistic thing about it is giving regions the power to determine what to teach in schools (you can guess where this is going in regions governed by the right)... So naturally, a bunch of people are really unhappy about this and they decided to form petitions to ask for a referendum: when citizens don't want a specific thing to be approved by the parliament they can ask for a referendum and vote directly about the thing (do you want this shit? Yes or no); this is used also as a test of trust towards the government in some cases (but not this time).

Why am I explaining all of this? Because it appears that the Carini case is being used as a diversion from the autonomia differenziata (which should be the big thing right now, along with the ties between the government and illegal fascist organisations). It is rumoured that Carini was pushed to drop out in order to make this big fuss to distract from all of the other shit. And also, Meloni and her pals are like insanely racists, I can't stress this enough (fucking Vannacci is one of Italy's representatives in the EU, I'm still fucking livid). I mean, you could probably guess it from the fascist ties but eh; and before you ask, no Italy has not always been this way, I remember when antifascism was the norm in society and I'm fucking 22 Jesus Christ; and also, yes, fascist have been emboldened by the lax attitude (I want to say complicit but I don't want to get sued lol) of the government and fascist hate crimes have increased lately.

So yeah, when all of these motherfuckers that are parroting what Meloni and her clique are saying they are allies of people with direct links to fascist organisations, who most likely organised this whole mess to distract from the heinous things they want to do to our country.

Sorry for the rant, but this is like something that feels obvious to me and then I see foreign media push this narrative "transpiracy" and ughhh

The good news is that the petitions to ask for the referendum about the autonomia differenziata are going strong! In fact, if you are Italian and haven't done already, GO SIGN THE FUCKING PETITION!!! The more the better (we have reached the bare minimum already iirc, but just to be sure).

Per favore raga, non stiamo a fare cazzate; ci sono troppe cose in ballo questa volta; trovate lo sportello più vicino a voi e firmate. E poi ovviamente votate no al referendum quando lo organizzeranno. Dio cane. Ok, I'm out.

Man, I'm sure it isn't a coincidence that when women of color who don't meet the Eurocentric standards of what a woman is "supposed" to look or be like starts winning against white European athletes, they suddenly become the intense targets of transphobia and have their names and reputations dragged through the mud by bigots like Joanne Rowling and Andrew Tate.

White supremacy 🤝 transmisogyny 🤝 intersexism

[babygirldennis]

This shit is fake bby!!!

Here she is.. My masterpost of all the dumb, illogical bits of info contained within these s15 “leaks” that make me fairly confident they are complete bullshit. It also includes my little tinhat theories that have absolutely no evidence.

I will be putting it all under a Readmore in case you don't want to risk it or if you simply Do Not Care

First up, I'd like to point out that these call sheets repeatedly give very detailed backstories to characters that have few lines which conveniently paints a picture of each episode's plot. And I'm not an expert so correct me if I'm wrong, but after looking at other similar casting calls, they only ever include the demographic and necessary skills.

Basically who in their right mind would write up casting calls that give away so many spoilers? Seems like that could cause and issue if they were leaked lol. But anyway that's my 1st point. But onto the actual content

So the conceit of this episode as a whole is that during the pandemic, the gang "gamed the system" and received three (3!) Loans to start businesses that went bankrupt. One of these businesses is implied to be the one started by dee and charlie who end up selling to Qanon shaman. Already this is so impossible baby.

1. We've already seen the gang try to get a loan and it didn't work. They don't have good ideas. Ur telling me, they managed to finagle 3 separate loans for 3 separate business ideas from an actual bank?

2. Maybe I just have bad reading comprehension but how does one have a business that is both fictitious and bankrupt?

3. If the customer is supposed to be Qanon shaman, an actual real life guy, why are the only descriptors white and male? They say he's shirtless so are they going to paint on all of the tattoos he has? And if so, doesn't that kind of ruin the dramatic reveal when charlie "throws in" the viking helmet? Why would he do that anyways? Sus.

Moving on

Alright this episode would fucking blow for obvious reasons but im going to refrain from looking at this through my gay dennis thruther lens because im biased.

Purely from a narrative standpoint, a woman hasn't been shown to be interested in dennis in nearly 5 years during the wade boggs episode. Ever since, every single woman he approaches has been actively creeped out by him. And now I'm supposed to believe that 3 "smart, passionate woman" (In Their Twenties!!!!!!) agreed to go on a date with him? And Anna even slept with him! Just because he what? Agreed with her? I'm not buyin it.

Plus the concept of this scenario lacks any potential for comedy. When iasip gets political, they always discuss a very specific topic using hyperbolic situations and flawed metaphors. If this is supposed to be a political episode, what ultimately lukewarm point would rob be trying to make here? So far we know they're ranting about

The patriarchy

Privilege

Socialism

No more personal responsibility(?)

The... nature of power in society(??)

How on earth would an episode like get approved? This shit sounds like a Ted talk. It sounds like it was written specifically to sound like a political episode so boring and pointless it would generate outrage and mile long essay posts from Tumblr users and reddit users alike. Almost like this one lol.

On a completely unrelated note, do not try and convince me that Frank "casual cock ring wearer" Reynolds is unable to perform.

Jeez this is getting out of hand fast. Let's move on

Ok now we're starting to getting into the Ireland of it all. Let me go on a bit of a tangent here about all this.. Now I thinq there are just 3 possibilities. Either this is all a publicity stunt and there is some truth to the Ireland rumors, the entire thing could be bogus from some weirdo fan (ps, if a fan did write this I want you to know I fucking hate you. You did this to me), or it is a publicity stunt but Ireland is just more bullshit.

I am going to assume it was a publicity stunt, otherwise I just wasted my entire evening and I can't have that kind of mentality rn. Additionally, I'm Going to tinhat here for a second and say that the Ireland rumors are true, but the details are different.

I say this because if they were going to do filming in Ireland, they probably figured that that information would be impossible to hide. In essence, my completely unfounded hypothesis is that this leak was their fucked up little way of controlling the situation while simultaneously messing with us.

Ok tangent is over, returning to the casting calls. From the looks of it, dee starts a "scam" acting class and has some very devoted students (Note that Tony was also the name of the porn shop owner. Seems weird!) Presumably after the gang replaces her with a monkey as the title suggests.

Honestly, there isn't too much here that's a red flag to me... seems like a nice little dee-centric episode that is the link to the Dublin angle. Assuming I am At All right, this could be a genuine plotline for Dee. However, the monkey could be a red herring and there could be a whole different side plot with the guys. who's to say. Next one!

Ah yes this is the dennis we all know and despise.. no red flags for me here really, I'm also running out of steam because idk if it shows, but I am majorly sleep deprived atm. Anyway I'm going to the next one

Okay this is where things start getting weird again ough a migraine just hit, anyway back to my earlier point about how casting calls would never contains major spoilers bc the people who see these wont be under any kind of NDA..

These ones reveal that bonnie dies. Again, that info wouldn't be in a casting call.

But also they suggest charlie has a irish penpal named Shelley who is his biological father. First off charlie is illiterate, although as pointed out by @undeadbreeze shelley could also be communicating in symbols. However, this scenario is still unbelievable to me for a couple reasons:

1. Bonnie's last name is Kelly obviously, and we know it's her maiden name because Jack's last name is also Kelly. But Shelley's last name is... also Kelly? In the context of this big ol hoax, it feels like it was written to show that look! his last name is the same as charlie's! That's how you know that's his dad! But It would be way too big of a coincidence if charlie's dad happened to have the same last name bonnie.

And 2. There's the whole mystery of charlie's long-lost sister from 'charlie got molested' but never any mention of a brother which according to this, shelley has been pretending to be his brother for years. And we all know how much rcg loves their continuity, it seems uncharacteristically lazy to just tack this on without any prior buildup.

And finally let me talk about mac for a second and specifically the line in gus's summary "both are gay men who are attracted to the priesthood for all the wrong reasons"

Iasip has commented on pedophilia in the priesthood many times in the past which leads me to believe that they are implying that mac is a pedophile? Please let me know if I completely misread the implications of that statement, but if not, then that is completely insane and one of the biggest indictators that this is fake. Mac is awful, just like everyone in the gang but he is definitely not a pedophile.

However even if i did completely misread that, it's still proof this is fake.. For all his faults, Rob put a surprising amount of care and effort into mac's coming-out. It hasn't been perfect, but Mfhp in particular firmly established that mac's faith is integral to his identity so Its unlikely that rob would throw all of that away for a cheap shot at priests.

Ok my brain is irradiated sludge at this point, but in conclusion. I hope that 1. I'm right, at least about it being fake (Otherwise damb that'll be so humiliating for me) And 2. This eases ur fears a bit. I don't want to lose all faith in future seasons bc I love iasip and miss the gang. If you read this far youre insane but I literally love you so goddamn much because I spent so so long tapping this out on my silly little phone

Please feel free to add on or message me your thoughts and opinions I need to know I'm not the only one who uhhh went a bit insane. And finally: whoever made these is a cunt. Mwah.