#my General hcs for troll heights is like.
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hmmm have you ever considered. arafef?
day 339
in fact i have and i think. what if highbloods tall??
#day 339#year 3#aradia megido#feferi peixes#arafef#homestuck#i think ive maybe mentioned this before maybe not on this blog but#my General hcs for troll heights is like.#if we put karkat on the spectrum between sollux and nepeta and assume all his stats are roughly human equivalent#then everybody below him is a little smaller and runs a little warmer#and has a shorter lifespan scaling down to the 'dozen or two sweeps' scratch tells us that rustbloods typically live#and everybody above him obviously gets taller colder and longer-lived up to feferi who is huge cold-blooded and functionally immortal#i mean ok i say huge but i made her 7ft tall thats not like. particularly dramatic in terms of wild xenobiology shit people do with trolls#ANYWAY. i should make a chart or something one of these days#i say as if i have not already made a chart. but its old and janky looking i mean i should make a new one
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König & Ghost HCs :3
OK I KNOW THE PICTURE IS KINDA SHIT WUALITY AND IM SORRY MY PHONE ISNT HAVING IT RN
fem aligned can interact js don’t be a bridge troll oktyLOVEU
König & Ghost x Cat-like M!reader HC!!
this is entirely separate from any current stories and might become a multiple post thing :3
KÖNIG!!!
~ When König first meets you, it’d be probably be on accident as you bump into the tall man! who disturbs thy?!???? You then see this hulk and MOUNTAIN of a man as your little brain reminds you of how SHORT you are!!!! your instincts are telling you to climb….. ((NO HATE I LOVE OUR SHORT KINGS AND QUEENS FOR I AM 5’2))
König clearly sees how small you really are in comparison to himself, making him ALSO SELF CONSCIOUS… LIKE HE CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE CLEAR AS DAY AND IT MAKES HIM AMUSED BUT ALSO REALLY AWARE….
~ You, on the other hand… are also actually kinda INTRIGUED!! very tall man who’s tall as the highest fucking mountain… maybe you should climb?? :3 You attempt to climb up the very tall man using his gear and clothing as footing to climb up his body!!!!
König just sees you strolling up to him, as he wasn’t entirely nervous but he was kinda curious and feeling a little confident with a small smirk behind his mask- UNTIL YOU STARTED TO GRAB HIS VEST AND CLIMB UP HIS TORSO…
~ meanwhile König is shocked and slightly panicked as you climb up his tall beanstalk body, throwing him disarray as you scrambled to get to the top!!! He’s not gonna throw you off but he is definitely moving a bit as you climb to the top!!! :3
This was entirely fun until you hit your head against the ceiling… okay, maybe climbing a 6’10 man who’s height REACHES THE ROOF ISNT A GOOD IDEA…. you recoil and start falling!! You do land on your feet as you recoil in pain from hitting your head against the lovely ceiling lights :3 ((CURSE THE LIGHTS..))
~ König is currently making sure you don’t fall off, until you do!! Then he’s panicking until he turns around so fast he could’ve cracked his neck… then he sees you gracefully land on the ground after falling!!! He’s surprised at how well you moved this maybe does not have anything remotely… and this surely didn’t invoke anything:3
König is stunned for a moment until you make a sound akin to a.. meow? We’re not even sure what sound you made really… that noise creates a feeling that is insatiable…. HE REALLY WANTS TO PET YOU!! :3
- you are currently.. having a weird moment as you are making these weird cat.. noises? not really sure what to call them really, NOBODY DOES
😭😭🥺
then, König slowly lifts a hand to your head as he pays it and scratches it with his hand (THIS IS KINDA CUTE??), just scratching your head and behind the ears as if he were petting an actual cat…
you let out a purr(?) noise, again we can’t tell what noise you’re making but it’s somewhat like a purr… maybe??? KÖNIG IS JS SHOCKED… CAT?!?!?
GHOST!!!!
~ honestly, he had already known your reputation since it was slightly infamous but he generally wasn’t even sure of you in terms of like vibe…
when he does finally meet you in the flesh?? You didn’t even seem off or any different from any soldier in terms of general looks but he did notice your slimmer figure
~ Ghost then has this internal monologue of why the FOOK he notices your body first then he sees you walking on over to him as Ghost continues to idle, chest slightly puffed as he sizes you up although not really… you then lift your head to look up at him as he can see your face
🥺🥺
he’s stunned, like outright stunned as he takes a moment to process this as you poke at his body, like a cat pawing at an arm or kneading someone’s back :3
from that moment on he now fully believes your c/s, but he doesn’t warm up to you immediately but he does find your cat personality amusing a lot :3
#ghost x male reader#cod x male reader#mw2 x male reader#ghost x gn reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x male reader#ghost cod#ghost mw2#ghost simon riley x male reader#konig x m!reader#konig x you#könig x reader#könig x male reader#konig x male reader
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hi hi! joining in the birthday asks with 1 for kuroo please! 🫶
hi hi hi !! come get a present for my bday !!
1. have a favorite character? here, have 5 of my top headcanons for them
kuroo my dearly beloved!!!! thank you for asking, i want to talk abt him all of the damn time. under the cut because. yeah. i'm just like this. (very minor kuroken notes included, lmk if you want hcs w/o any of that)
i think that there was a time when he dreamed of becoming a professional volleyball player. in the extended haikyuu canonverse that lives in my head, he couldn’t make it onto a professional team after graduating high school, so he decided to go to university and play there instead of going pro. once he was in uni, he got an internship with the JVA and kind of just fell in love with the job. he decided he was better off not as a player but working behind the scenes. it’s not really something that he’s insecure about or regretful of, but it is very much a “what if” that he thinks about sometimes. (ok fine yes i wrote a fic about this and never published it and that’s why i’m thinking abt this, hush)
he is terrible at social media. like, not only for jva promotional posts (which is canon) but for his own social media as well. his instagram is blurry photos of the sunset with cheesy captions and twenty five hashtags. he doesn’t know how to block people on twitter, which is a problem as he tends to get into passive aggressive arguments with trolls (kenma eventually shows him how, exasperated at kuroo’s complaining abt the people dming him). this being said, he has a tik tok dedicated to making bad fan edits of his friends on professional volleyball teams. this has done more promotional work for the v.league than anything he has ever seriously posted on twitter.
actually he’s just terrible with technology in general. he doesn’t get how it works, and he’s the kind of person who likes knowing things. the fact that he doesn’t just get how internet and tech overall work drives him insane. he’ll try and take things apart to see how they tick (literally) but he doesn’t know how to put them back together. he claims his computer hates him personally, but in reality, he just spilled orange juice on the keyboard once and now the n key sticks. he doesn’t know what a dark mode is and at this point he’s too afraid to ask. his phone password is 1234. he doesn’t know where the wifi router in his house is because kenma set it up for him and, if pressed, he would not be able to tell you what the said wifi router does in the first place. (kenma knows enough about tech for the both of them, he says. kenma replies, you have ten viruses on your laptop and still haven’t set up face id on your phone. kuroo tells him to shut up.)
that all being said, his spotify account is insanely organized and personalized exactly how he wants it. he has music OPINIONS and he is not afraid to share them. he’s always ready with a song rec for any genre, but he is also ready to tear apart a person’s music taste if he thinks they like something compositionally bad. he absolutely has a superiority complex based on his music taste but refuses to admit it. he has playlists for every mood and situation, all sorted into folders and listed alphabetically. for people’s birthdays, he likes to give them carefully curated playlists based on their taste and things he thinks they would like. (he makes kenma a mixtape on a cassette tape for their first anniversary and kenma is very very grateful but also “kuro literally how am i going to listen to this. what were you thinking.” “it’s romantic!” “i mean sure but that doesn’t change the fact that i still can’t listen to it.” “....fine, i’ll send you the spotify link.”)
he loooooovesssssss bad b rated horror movies. he thinks they’re hilarious and the height of entertainment. at a team sleepover, he convinces the team to watch one with him, and he provides running commentary throughout the entire thing. just in general, he tends to talk a lot during movies and tv shows, whether or not they’re good. the more he talks during it, the more he’s enjoying the movie/show. his commentary is usually pretty good/funny/entertaining, but there are times when it just gets obnoxious. kai is a patient man but he will deck kuroo if he laughs at a dramatic death scene one more time.
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Ok my own anger at myself has gotten my ass out of bed even if it upsets my stomach.
I’ve had about 4 or 5 rewrites of Beck’s tattoos, and here I am doing it again because I feel like I was off my rocker rereading the last time I did it. So, after this post I’m going through all my hcs and straight up deleting all the old shit.
Beck’s tattoos currently in all verses are:
A rearing horse on her left leg with a shattered chain breaking off its neck.
A tattoo of a jumping fox between her shoulder blades with a cougar beneath it so that the two silhouettes form a loose circular pattern. Similar to this.
A wolf on her right hand with a scattered leaf/ pedal pattern climbing up her arm to her shoulder.
A tattoo of a hawk in front of a sun on the back of her neck right at the base of her hairline. Both a symbol of the form she can take and of the sky/sun.
A vegvisir on her chevage area that she got very young, as an adult she had the outer edges expanded to look like a sunflower.
Below that, between her breasts and slightly beneath them as well, is a tattoo of the Web of Wyrd / Skuld’s Net and there is a small raven on either side at the bottom that represent Odin’s ravens. This tattoo is the only tattoo Beck has that will always mean the same thing in every verse. It symbolizes that she was born into the priesthood at the height of the winter solstice. People born on this day/night enter and order of the Priesthood that is connected with story-telling and songs. They are responsible for retaining the memories of the past through these tales and their music, and reminding people of the old ways. The Web symbolizes past, present, and future, which the priests/priestesses are meant to bridge together. And the ravens symbolize wisdom and memory. All members of this order of the priesthood have this tattoo and it is always in the same place.
On her left upper arm she has a tattoo the forest spirit Otso: a Bear with a forest growing out of its back. Above him are little snowflakes that travel up to her shoulder, and below are a cascade of small falling leaves that go down to her wrist.
On top of her left wrist is a small, simple whale, and on the bottom, over her veins, is a troll cross.
The reasons Beck gets tattoos can vary from verse to verse, but the general meaning behind them is usually the same. Generally they represent aspects of nature or her role in society.
The tattoos are all relatively simple in design, and they’re all in black.
She does hide these tattoos in most verses where she’s actively on the run. If we’re in a verse where, for some reason, Beck isn’t living in hiding or running from Fen or Elea, she has her tattoos on display and is very proud of them.
While all of her tattoos were physically applied, they are all magical. Among witches that do tattoos it is just good practice to put simple enchantments on them so that they don’t become misshapen over the years or fade away.
#i'm legit going to delete everything else rn#bc i'm annoyed with myself rn#but beck might have more tattoos depending on the verse#this is just a general rule#hc
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my hcs for the beta troll girls are like,
aradia is average height and build, maybe a little thicker around the hips
nepeta is tall as fuck and buff, with a general ruler body shape
terezi is like 5′2 and looks like tinkerbell
kanaya is also tall as fuck but also slim as fuck and just generally waiflike
vriska is 5′6 and has bigger biceps than everyone EXCEPT feferi
feferi is shorter than nepeta and kanaya, but still tall, and buff as hell
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