#my Chusband

[twnj]

Temari frowned, waited for the answering machine to finish its spiel, then cleared her throat as it beeped again.

She’d put the coins in now. She had to hope it was the latter.

“Hi, Shikamaru. I, um…” She paused for a stranger to walk by the phone and offer her a tight, pitiful smile. She blanked them. “I hope this is you. The other number got smudged, and I wanted to…” She sighed. “I don’t know what I wanted. I don’t know, I just — well, it’s been so long.”

She rubbed her forehead and tightened her grip around the phone and its cord. He clearly wasn’t picking up, but Temari couldn’t bring herself to stop talking.

“I won’t be there for the opening ceremony tomorrow,” she explained. “My brother…” She took a deep breath and steadied herself to give the same mechanical, soulless answer she had offered the chess federation the week before. “My brother and my uncle were in a traffic accident last month, and the funeral is tomorrow. I’ll be…” Her throat sealed. When she forced it open, its voice was anything but soulless. “I’ll be in Sochi to play the day after, but not before. I’m needed here.” She squeezed her eyes shut and paused. He still wasn’t picking up.

“Look, you probably already left,” she concluded, “but either way, I guess I’ll see you in Sochi. And if not, I guess I’ll… Well, I guess I’ll—”

“Hey! Um, Akimichi-Nara, er… house here. Yes. I’m sorry for my, um, my English — I am tired. Who is this?” [...] “Are you still here? I was washing my teeth, but I heard a voice on the machine. Hello?”

Grandmaster on ao3 by @notquitejiraiya

[lepidopteragirl]

chusbands my chusbands

TRUST!!!!

[februaryflowers]

“to you--

--to you i want to say more things like this”

hi everyone! 

i want to genuinely, sincerely thank you for hitting 500 on this blog 🥺never did i imagine that my little internet corner or my fics would receive this much love and support from all of you.

to thank you, i was thinking that we could make a fic together. i’m going to take the most popular choice(s) from each question in this form and make a fic (or more/individual responses we’ll see :3) out of them. no personal information will be collected, only the answers you select/input on the form, which will close on saturday december 4th at 11:59 pm est.

here is the link again :)

thank you once again for all the love you’ve given me and my works i appreciate you all so much ♡ 

and dear my beautiful moots,

i’ll be honest, i’m not good with words. for a writer, you’d think otherwise, that i’d feel like i have an easier time with finding the right things to say, but the truth of the matter is that i simply am not and do not; i find it difficult to find the words to convey what i mean to those important to me. this might not be the most eloquent letter, but i hope it gets across how much i adore, admire, and cherish all of you. thank you for being in my life, for being yourselves, and for being some of the most fun and genuine people i have ever come across. i love you.

dear ally @rainbowjellies my best friend, you were the first person i really talked to on this site and i don’t regret a thing. i’ll write more in your holiday card but thank you for always supporting me :’) i hope you know that i’m always here for you and will always lend an ear whenever you need/want :( i love you mostest end of discussion >:3

dear @starlightjoong my sollie :( i hope you’re doing well. you deserve the world and are one of the funnest, sweetest people i’ve ever met, not to mention talented. i’m the one who’s in awe of you!! and i’m so glad that we’ve met i hope we can meet in person one day :( please take care of yourself and i hope you know that i love you lots 🥺even more than your chusband

dear @joshuas ria!! oh you’re so talented and smart and insightful :( ik we haven’t talked as much lately as we used to, and i miss you and love you lots :( i just know you’re gonna do wonderful things in the world but i hope you remember to take care of yourself along the way. you don’t always have to put everyone else first, and that’s okay. joshua, jeonghan and i are rooting for you :3

dear @networkluvs WIFEY, it’s been what 5-6 months? since we joined cwc together. i’m so happy that we met and thank you for being on this journey with me and being there; i hope you know that i will be there for you as well <3 

dear @sincerelyskye remember when i typed your name into tct chat instead of the search bar and then less than a week after meeting we sent each other our addresses 😭oh how we’ve come a long way since then. i’ll write more in my penpal letter but please take care of yourself and i hope things get better for you :(

dear @wonwooslibrary my other other wife remember august 2nd? sorry i’m an awkward turd 😭regardless, i’m glad we met both in person and online. and we’re gonna make it, i’m gonna make sure of it; i believe in you and i hope things get better for you as well :( 

dear @seungcy lucy, one of the funnest people i have ever met. thank you for all the light you bring to the baldhouse and all our bald antics. pitbull and baldwon have nothing on you :3 i hope that everything works out for you! (oh did my letter ever arrive 😳i honestly can’t remember when i sent it 😭)

dear @sungwanns BEAR you are genuinely so sweet and supportive :( you deserve good things only and oh my god you are so talented and creative!! ik you’re gonna do wonderful things :3

dear @hao-are-xu VEE i hope we can keep talking 🤧 you are so fun and sweet and deserve good things :( if you need anything i hope you know you can come find me. hueningkai (both bald and not bald) and i care for you lots :3

dear @seokmingiggles hello lannie :bweep: gosh i know we started talking more more recently but you are so, so talented and deserve all the success that’s coming your way! i genuinely believe you will achieve great things and you deserve all of it. you’re so sweet and i hope we can keep talking more in the future :3

and lastly, but certainly not least, dear all the moots who i haven’t spoken to as much but still hold dear just as much, i hope we can talk more and get to know each other! you’re all so talented and i am constantly in awe of you. i hope you know how amazing all of you are!

[leejungchans]

aria’s love & letter

subject: to make your ask box a better place <3

contents: your choyfie

note from sender: hi chanwife <3 i hope you’ve had an amazing week this week — here are some chusband pics as a well wish for next week!

random question before i head off to send more love mail <3: what are three things that you’re excited for this week?

— aria 🍓

hi shuawife <3 :bweep: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SEROTONIN ASKS :((( THEY ALWAYS PUT THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE 💗💗 chan helped a bit ig (😞) but it’s definitely mostly you <3333 i hope the new week brings you nothing but good things too 🥹

hmmm from this week… i’m excited to hopefully finish the tattooist shua fic, maybe get boba (?) and hopefully continue with the outline for the hypothetical [redacted] smau hehe 💖

thank you for the chusband pics x wouldn’t wanna receive them from anyone else x u make my life complete xx 🫶❤️ /j

[bottomofbarrel]

Merinette would be trying to keep it quite, and be like "and also chat noir, who's totally not my husband, I.. I mean he's just a friend, like we would ever.. (giant smile glows on her face just thinking about it).. I mean it's OBVIOUS we're just frien-"

*a shout comes from the distance, "ladywife!"* *responds automatically with a half sarcastic "chusband!", realises what she just said, and jumps off the roof mumbling an apology*

i am just a little bit obsessed with adrien/chat noir being able to call marinette/ladybug his Wife

like dont tell me that once they're (newly) married he wouldn't take every opportunity he could to say "my wife." he would drop it into every conversation if he could. and of course marinette would do the same.

every time either of them say "my husband/wife" they can't help but smile super big and have to suppress an excited little giggle bc come on. they're married. thats their SPOUSE!!!!! they are MARRIED!!!!

[awkward-fart]

My fiancé: “Chusband Husband”

[februaryflowers-main]

a confession and thoughts on me divorcing chan? 👁👁💕

ummmmmm OH you know how bunny called my type nerd boys well a nerd boy invited me to join him and his friend during pe in the activity thingy

and

don't you dare divorce the chusband

sleepover ask game :3

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[leejungchans]

exposing my favourite starred messages in the coffee house. beware of chaos.

— tagging @joshuas @fallinchan @soonshuas @januarystars @lavenonie bc we are the culprits

when your husband’s tits get deleted

PASTA (derogatory)

a Big Mac for a big boy 🥰🥰

MY LITTLE BALD CHAMP

“you run your hands through his, lack of, hair”

my feet are not in good condition for photos right now

sometimes i feel like a floppy fish plane

YES I WANT YOU PITBULL

let’s talk about my sexy chusband chan who has a lot of hair

blue hour ?? 🚫 bald hour ✅‼️💪

LITERALLY MARRY ME I WOULD MARRY HIM

DO U NOT LIKE MY BALDNESS ?

do i want popcorn or do i want children 🤨

the clommy clilkers

hi u little rat this is absolutely not funny i am calling the cops

when the other mother turns into a spider it’s kinda hot

soob in general makes me want to wife up

the future is meaningless but the steve is now

i’m soobin sobbin

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