#mutuals: queen haley

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Little White Lies

18+ Aaron Hotchner x Fem Reader

Summary: Readers sister is having an Engagement/Christmas party this year and her cousin will be there. With her new fiance. Who is reader's ex. The only logical thing to do is to show up with her own new boyfriend... who isn't really her boyfriend. He's her boss.

Warnings: fake dating, mutual pining, idiots in love, flirting, teasing, there's only one bed, love confessions, getting together, oral sex (fem receiving), condom use, p in v smut, meeting readers family

Word Count: 5.3k

She sits in the corner of the jet, facing Aaron in the two-person seat near the entrance to the cockpit. She’s sat there with him on almost every trip for the past 3 years. He’s good company, not too talkative, he gets her drinks and he gives her little smiles every so often. It’s relaxing to sit with him… however, tonight, she’s not in a good mood and he can tell. 

He looks at her all concerned and then looks around at the others to assure they’re all busy. “Are you alright?” He whispers. Keeping her business between them. 

She shrugs, “My sister’s been texting me. Her engagement party is coming up and I promised I’d go but I just found out that my cousin and her fiancé are going to be there…” 

“Do you not like her?” 

She shakes her head, “it’s complicated.” 

“I’m all ears?” He reminds her. 

She sighs, “Her fiancé is my ex-boyfriend. She slept with him while we were still together… I was in the academy and he was apparently lonely all by himself and didn’t have the time to travel here to see me so he fell into her bed instead.” 

“I’m so sorry,” Hotch says, concern all over his face and disbelief in his voice. “That’s awful, why would your sister invite her?” 

“Because my parents are paying for it and all the family gets to go, no matter what,” she scoffs. “It’s to show off, nothing more.” 

“You know…” he tilts his head to the side and his brows go up as he thinks, a pondering look on his face that’s quite amusing. “You could bring someone with you, someone to prove to him that you’ve moved on and you’re in a much better place now?” He suggests. 

“Yeah, like who? Morgan?” She teases, laughing slightly. 

“Or me?” He offers. His brows were still raised but the softest, most sincere look on his face. She’s never seen him look so… so affectionate. So careful. Unless he’s with Jack. This is his ‘I love you like family I’ll do whatever you need me to’ look. 

“Yeah,” she gives in. “That would be nice… it’s December 22nd. Would you be able to take time away from Jack that close to Christmas?” 

“Where is it?” 

“they’re having it in New York, that’s where my sister lives now,” she explains. “I’m taking the train up the night before, I have a hotel room booked but I could stay with my sister and you could have the room for the night?” 

“Could we switch to a double queen?” He suggests. 

She shrugs, “I can call and find out?” 

“Okay,” he nods. “Jack’s with Haley this Christmas, I see him boxing day till New Year's Day and then he goes back to her.” 

“We’ll have to bring him home something,” she suggests. “We can even go a bit early or stay later if you want to go shopping a bit in the city?” 

“He’s always said he wants M&M’s with his face on them,” he teases. “It’ll be fun.” 

“I’ll tell my sister to expect another person,” she says as she pulls her phone out. “Do I tell her you’re my boyfriend?” 

He nods, “Whatever you want to call me, I’ll be it for the weekend.” 

—

She tells him to pack a suit and obviously an overcoat to stay warm in the cold New York air. The party they’re going to is going to be on the top floor of this really expensive restaurant, they’ll have rooftop access and there’s free drinks. It’ll be the fanciest non-FBI party he’s ever been invited to. 

The team doesn’t know they’re going together, everyone has the next two weeks off unless there’s something serious like terrorism or multiple bodies dropping, or a kid going missing. But it’s not often their Christmas breaks get disrupted. So they pack up on the 20th, everyone takes the elevators down to the garage together and they say goodbye before their vacations. 

He meets her at the train station the next day at 11am, their train leaves at 11:20, and he comes with snacks and coffee. Always in dad mode, he knows what it’s like to go on a long trip with someone who’s hungry, it’s not always fun. They have a little booth together, the trains are mostly empty this close to Christmas. Everyone’s either where they want to be already or taking last-minute flights. So it’s quiet, they get to look out the window together and she shares an earbud with him, with her phone on shuffle, exposing him to a whole bunch of new music. 

And she has a nap, head on his shoulder and wrapped around his arm. It’s not the first time this has happened, he’s let her sleep on him on the Jet and they’ve had to share beds in hotels before. He’s hugged her after rough cases and when she’s just sad… she’s his family. Everyone on the team is. He just feels it a little stronger for her. 

He rests his cheek on her head, looking out the window with a smile on his face. Excited to pretend to be her boyfriend for the next 2 days. To have her hang off his arm, to dance with her… maybe even steal a kiss or two to really sell it. And he can’t wait to see her dress, or how she does her hair or if she’s going to wear makeup? She doesn’t get all dolled up for work, but he’s seen her dress up for the bar and events for the bureau and he thinks she is so, so beautiful. Always, but especially when she puts on lipstick and her good perfume. 

He’s been harbouring this little crush on her for so long that he’s not really sure how much longer it can stay a secret. 

They arrive in New York at 6pm. The hotel they’re staying at has a restaurant and Y/N, being the genius she is, booked a reservation for 6:30. They have enough time to put their bags in their room and head back downstairs, but their room is wrong. 

“They told me they could switch to two queens?” She complains as she sees just one bed. A King bed. 

“Did you specifically say two queens or a double queen?” He teases. “Cause a double queen might make them think you want a bigger bed…” 

She groans, holding her hands over her face, “Oh god, I fucked up.” 

He gently rubs his hand on her back, “Hey, it’s okay. I don’t mind sharing for 2 nights, there’s lots of room in there. Plus… it might be good for playing pretend.” 

She smirks, “my boyfriend would sleep in the same bed as me.” 

“and enjoy it,” he pulls her in for a hug and rests his chin on her head while she snuggles into his chest where she feels safest. 

—

After dinner, they walk around the city a bit. She still has to get her sister something and she has a registry at some fancy store nearby. They get hot chocolates and stand close together as they walk, hands brushing each other but not holding, no matter how much she wants to hold his hand. So she rubs her knuckles against his and waits for him to be the one to finally give in. 

It takes a while, they walk down the block and explore two stores but he finally takes her hand in his, fingers interlocked, as they cross the street. And he doesn’t let go once they’re safely back on the sidewalk. He simply guides her towards the store her sister is registered at and they head inside, closer than ever before. 

“Hi, can I help you with anything?” One of the workers asks with a genuine smile on her face. 

“my sister has a registry here,” Y/N explains. “It should be under Lindsay and Connor Higgins?” 

She’s taken to the register and handed a list, everything they want is on it. Some crossed out as they’ve already been purchased, but a decent amount of things are still there. A lot of it is pointless, fancy shit but she likes to think she knows her sister well. She knows what would actually be used by her and what would just be a decoration to prove she had good taste. 

Her sister works really hard at a very important publishing company, she’s gone to work by 6am and home no later than 8pm most nights. She lives on coffee and wine to wake her up in the mornings and relax her at night. So she gets her an espresso maker and some crystal wine glasses. But when she goes to pay for them, Aaron reaches out and pulls the wine glasses towards himself. “I’ll get these, I can’t go without a gift.” 

She smiles, “you don’t have to.” 

“I want to,” he assures her. 

They pay, they get a decorative gift bag each and head back outside to the cold. He reaches for her hand again and she lets him, smiling over at him. “You’re taking this assignment very seriously.” 

“Have you ever known me to slack on the job?” He teases. 

She bumps her shoulder against his, “No, I guess not… and I guess this is helping, it’ll look more real in front of everyone tomorrow.” 

“It won’t be that hard,” he assures her.

“Why, 'cause I’m so loveable?” She jokes, not believing the words that leave her mouth. 

“Yes, actually,” he nods, smiling over at her. 

She just laughs, not thinking he means it as anything other than familial. “Thanks. You’re pretty great too when you’re not telling me what to do.” 

“I don’t boss you around that much,” he laughs too. “Dave teases me all the time about how much nicer I am to you than the others.” 

“Well, I am your best agent,” she shrugs with a proud smirk. “You wanna go back to the hotel or is there anything you want to do tonight?” 

“We can go back,” he agrees, leading them in the direction of the hotel already. “I’m going to need some good beauty sleep to make your ex jealous tomorrow.” 

“Ha!” She laughs, raising her hand that’s carrying the bag to cover her mouth as she giggles. “Yeah, no you don’t. You’re like a million times hotter than him, it’s not a fair fight at all.” 

“Yeah, okay,” he shakes his head in disbelief. 

“What?” She looks at him like he’s crazy. “Do you not think you’re hot?” 

“Not exactly…” 

“I knew you were funny but that’s hilarious,” she jokes. “You’re very, very hot. One of the hottest men I’ve ever seen in my life, like People magazine should be reaching out to you for sexiest man of the year. You’ve been on the news enough times, surely the public will agree.” 

He laughs at the compliment, “Thank you, I guess… I guess I should trust your judgement here the way I do everywhere else.” 

“Yes, 'cause I’m never wrong,” she reminds him. 

They keep joking around, teasing each other until they get back to the hotel. Up the elevator and into their room. They leave their gifts by the door and Aaron lets her take the first turn in the bathroom to get ready for the night. 

She takes off her makeup, she washes her face and does her skincare routine and he knocks, “Are you okay in there?” 

“Yeah, you can come in,” she announces, still fully dressed. 

He opens the door slowly, “You’ve been in here 10 minutes already I thought you were just changing?” 

“Nope, skincare is important,” she smiles at him, massaging the moisturizer into her face. “Want some?” 

He smiles, “Sure, why not?” 

“Wash your face first, get a new face cloth over there,” she points and steps out of the way of the sink. “My face wash is right there.” 

She watches him wash his face carefully, smiling at him through the mirror with so much affection behind her eyes. He’s so cute when he gets soft like this, she could easily see them having a life like this together. Getting ready for bed together, doing their nighttime routines and falling into the same bed. Night after night. Forever. 

Once his face is washed he looks to her, “How much moisturizer do I use?” 

“Want me to do it?” She offers. 

He nods, “please?” 

“Sit down on the toilet lid,” she instructs and he moves over there quickly. 

She opens the jar again and takes a decent-sized amount onto her fingers, she puts the jar down and smiles at him, “It might be cold.” She dabs it on his forehead, cheeks, nose and chin and then starts to rub it in for him. He closes his eyes and sighs as he leans into it. “Like it?” 

He hums, nodding slightly, not wanting to talk incase he accidentally got cream in his mouth. She just smiles, adoringly, loving that she gets to have moments like this with him. “You’re so cute…” she whispers. 

He chuckles, finally looking at her again. She cups his face in her hands, “all done.” 

“You’re cuter.” 

“What is happening here?” She asks, completely serious. “Are you just a good actor or—

“I was in a few plays,” he teases. “But no, I’m not acting.” 

“Do you have a thing for me?” She lights right up. “Oh my god, you do?” 

“And you call yourself a profiler,” he shakes his head. “Yes, okay? I like you. I think you’re wonderful and beautiful and everything I want— is that what you wanted me to say?” 

“Get up,” she says, pulling at him. 

“Why?” He asks as he stands. 

“So you can be taller than me when I kiss you,” she teases. Grabbing him by his shirt and pulling him in. 

The kiss is soft at first, cute and sweet… but then they get needy. Years of close proximity and bubbling feelings and “what ifs” all coming to the surface. He cups the back of her head with one hand and holds her lower back with the other, holding her flush to his chest as his tongue makes her acquaintance. 

She accidentally moans as his hand goes down to cup her ass and he smiles against her. He pulls back slightly, noses brushing. “I can’t tell you how long I’ve waited to do that.” 

“Really?” She can’t believe it. 

He smiles before he steals another kiss, and another and another and before they know it he’s backed her out of the bathroom and all the way to their king bed. He has her on the mattress, hand on her back and the nape of her neck as he cradles her and hovers over her. His tongue on hers, their chests pressed together, and her hands on his back with her nails desperately clinging to the cotton. 

He eagerly moves to kiss her neck and while it feels so good, she’s worried about what is about to go down. Sure, she hoped for this. She thought maybe they’d have a few drinks at the party tomorrow and stumble home and fall into bed together and regret it in the morning but this… admitting to liking each other while completely sober, was not on her mind at all. 

“Aaron,” she whispers, hesitation in her voice. 

He pulls back, “something wrong?” 

“Are we going to regret this?” She worries. 

He cups her face gently, his body weight still on top of her, it’s oddly comforting to feel so trapped under him. “I know I won’t, but if you will, then we stop. I never want you to regret your time with me. I never want you to be uncomfortable with me. I never want to lose what we have… so if that means we never have more than a friendship, I'm perfectly okay with that.” 

“I have tried so hard not to love you for the last year and a bit that we’ve been friends,” she admits. “If we go further and you change your mind, I’ll never recover.” 

“I won’t change my mind,” he says, confident as ever. “I want you to love me as much as I already love you.” 

His thumb caresses her cheek while he talks, he looks at her with the most affectionate look she’s ever seen on him. He’s so handsome all the time, but this look. The softness, his big brown eyes, the way he smelled like her face cream and he kept looking down at her lips like he was dying to taste them again… she’s always believed him when he speaks, but this is different. He’s opened his chest and handed her his heart and he wants her to hold it and keep it safe... forever. 

“I love you,” she admits, tearing up because this is so unreal. “I love you so much, Aaron.” 

He kisses her again, so gently, breathing her in and savouring every moment. Sure, it’s not their first kiss, that happened 10 minutes ago, but this is the first kiss they’ll have being openly in love with each other. 

She kisses him again and again, never wanting this to end. She wraps her legs around him, she holds him closer than ever and he lightly moans against her. She starts to work at his shirt, unbuttoning it so she can get her hands under it. She wraps her arms around him, touching his hot skin as he breaks the kiss and moves down her neck. 

“I love you, so much,” he reminds her again. 

“Show me how much?” she whispers right into his ear. 

He pulls back, delicately looking into her eyes, “are you sure?” 

She nods, “more than I’ve ever been before.” 

He gets his shirt off, and he pulls her forward to pull hers off too. Through kisses and rolling around, his pants are off, then her’s. Behind her, he kisses her spine while he unclips her bra, pushing each strap off her arms with kisses to her shoulders, he cups her breasts and kisses up to her ear again, “lay down.” 

She listens, he gets between her legs and peels her underwear off. Raising her right leg, he kisses her knee and down her thigh, as he gets on his stomach, he looks up at her for permission and all she can do is nod because this seems unreal. His big beautiful brown eyes are looking at her from between her legs as he kisses the most intimate part of her body and she’s in heaven. 

She’s died and gone to heaven. The train must’ve crashed and she’s in her own personalized forever with the man of her dreams…. But it didn’t. This is real and happening and she should be enjoying it. 

She grips his hair, and her back arches as she moans into the contact, he’s so fucking good with his mouth because of course he is? Is there anything this man can’t do?

Full of love and zero expectations or worry, she feels herself getting closer to an orgasm so much faster than she has with anyone else ever. Not even herself. Normally she’s so in her head, so nervous and worried or barely being taken care of… this one just sneaks up on her, trembling through her, she grips his hair a little tighter and moans out his name, “Oh, oh I’m cumming, I’m— oh!” 

He laps up every last drop as she rides it out, overstimulating her slightly, and he can tell. He pulls back with a grin, proud of himself and enjoying the way she looks so fucked out like this. 

He kisses back up her tummy, between her boobs and then hovers over her while she’s still catching her breath, “hi…” 

She smiles, “Hi?” 

“Ready for me to show you the rest?” 

“There’s more?” She teases, “You love me more than that?”

He laughs, “Yeah, that was just a taste…” 

She pulls him in for a kiss, tasting herself on his lips. “Mm, a good taste.” 

“You’re telling me,” he growls. “I could do that every day for the rest of my life.” 

“And I’d let you…” 

He kisses her again, cause if he doesn’t, she won’t stop teasing him. 

Kissing him while coming down from her high, feels unreal. She’s floating on a cloud, and might as well be on drugs— it feels too good, she moans against him, legs wrapped around him, she never wants to let him go. He kisses the side of her mouth, “baby—

She hums, pulling him back in for another kiss. 

He pulls back, “I can’t fuck you with my boxers still on.” 

She sighs, pretending it’s more work than it is, “Fine, take ‘em off.” 

He shakes his head with a smile as she lets him go and he’s able to push his boxers off. “And I need to grab a condom—

“did you bring condoms?” She sounds shocked. 

He nods, “yeah… I didn’t expect anything, I just always have some in my toiletries bag.” 

She watches his cute ass jiggle as he walks towards his bag, he squats to undo the zipper and she tries not to laugh at the view of his balls dangling but it’s so endearing somehow? He’s real and there and he’s about to rock her world. 

He’s quick to grab what he wants, he rips the condom open with his teeth and tosses the wrapper to the floor as he rolls it on right beside the bed. She watches carefully, eyes scanning his whole body. She hasn’t really had a good look at him while naked yet, he’s been pressed against the bed or on top of her. But damn. 

“Jesus,” she whispers under her breath. 

He smirks, “what?” 

She waves her hand around in his general direction, “You just walk around with all that under your suits every day?” 

He shakes his head again, “I could say the same thing about you.” 

He crawls back onto the bed, between her legs again, one hand on the bed as he hovers over her, “you okay with this position?” 

She nods, “perfectly okay with it. It’s a very underrated position.” 

“Mhm,” he agrees, leaning in to kiss her again. One hand on her hip, he grinds himself against her, “Ready?” 

She nodded, watching as he lets go of her hip to grip himself at the base, she spreads her legs a bit more and he taps her clit once just for fun but it makes her whine, “Don’t tease me.” 

“But you can tease me?” He asks, head right at her entrance, about to push in… she nods and that’s when he does it. Watching her head tip back with a silent moan. “Now I know how to get you quiet.” 

He goes back to rest his hand on her hip but she reaches for them and interlocks their fingers, instead. He bottomed out and dropped to hover over her once more, bringing their interlocked hands over her head. 

She reached up to kiss him, but Aaron pushed into the kiss and made her settle into the pillow once again. It honestly felt like a movie scene, the first time between two star-crossed lovers. He pulled out ever so slightly before thrusting in again, she gasped against his mouth. Aaron trusted more while she pushed her hips into it as well, an offbeat rhythm developed in pure ecstasy. She let go of Aaron’s hands to snake them around his waist, to run her fingers over the soft and slightly chilled skin of his back. Feeling the bump of his spine Aaron ducked into the crook of her neck, placing kisses along her collarbone.

He changed the position of his thrust as he wrapped his arms under her, arching her back ever so slightly to reach the bundle of nerves that left her a quivering mess. She, in response to the added pleasure, ran her sharp nails down Aaron’s back and he groaned at the feeling, “do that again.” he requested.

“Like that?” She asked, dragging his nails down him once more.

“Yeah,” Aaron moaned, dark and deep. “Mark me… where no one can see it, only you know tomorrow.”

So she does, she runs her nails over his back with more intent, knowing there will be 8 red lines spread down his back in the morning. Just then, he starts to kiss lower, down to her boobs, where he sucks a mark that shouldn't be visible in her dress tomorrow… he wanted to mark her just as bad. But his kisses quickly return to her neck and lower ear. 

“Aaron,” she moans out. “Go a little faster?” 

He does as she asks, keeping that loving feeling but picking up the pace. The feeling of pure bliss overtook her body with each thrust, warm chills ran through him with each brush of his thumb on her clit. Every kiss to her neck and squeeze around her waist made her feel like she was on fire. The hairs on her arms stood up, and goosebumps formed along his forearms. Aaron kissed from her neck to her nipple and took the hard nib into his mouth causing her to moan like she never had before.

“Aaron,” she panted, pulling Aaron’s face back up to his.

His eyes were absolutely blown out in pleasure, those chocolate wonders he used to stare into were now replaced solely by the pupils. She ran her thumb across Aaron’s cheek before reaching to the nape of his neck to pull him into another kiss. Open mouths pressed together, hot air on each other’s faces as they panted to the pleasure.

She was in heaven.

Her orgasm bubbled in her stomach, “are you close?” Aaron whispered right beside her mouth, kissing her cheek lightly after.

She hummed, unable to speak with the mass amount of pleasure coursing through her body. Aaron fucked into her a bit harder, a tiny bit faster, hitting her G-spot dead on each time to the point the nerves in her thighs were quaking uncontrollably.

She was so close, Aaron used 3 fingers to quickly rub over her clit before she threw her head back with a shout. Cumming with her eyes pressed shut, pleasure coursed through her body stronger than she’s ever felt before.

Nothing had ever made her cum that hard, ripping through her like her soul was leaving her body. She dug her nails deep into Aaron’s skin holding him close to his body while he kept thrusting.

A high-pitched gasp left his lips, close to her ear as his hips sputtered into hers one last time. She still hadn’t opened her eyes, her breath rigid, she felt winded. Aaron had stilled as he came inside of her and then collapsed into her, deadweight lying on her.

But she didn’t mind. Not in the slightest. She wrapped herself around him even tighter and kissed the side of his head, “I love you, too.” 

He kisses her neck, “I can’t believe I was afraid to tell you…” 

“Silly man, we could’ve been doing that the whole time,” she teases him again the first chance she gets. 

He huffs a little laugh out of his nose, smiling against her. “We can do this all the time now.” 

“Mhm,” she squeezes him a little tighter. “I hope you know this means we’re dating now. I don’t just fuck anyone. Especially not my boss…” 

He manages to push himself up to look at her, and the look on his face says it all. “Yeah, I know… and I’ll handle the paperwork when we get back.” 

—

They get all dolled up together, between kisses and flirting and teasing… they end up fully dressed, presents in hand, on their way to the party. They hold hands the whole cab ride over, up the elevator and into the booming restaurant. 

It’s entirely booked out for her sister’s party, on the top floor of a fancy building. It’s completely catered, there are fancy waiters walking around with trays of hors d’oeuvres and expensive champagne. They have their gifts taken from their hands upon arrival and their hands are instantly filled with a drink. She looks around, looking for the first person she knows well and spots her mom and dad over on the other side of the room. 

“Come with me, I have some people I want you to meet…” she says as she leads him through the crowd. 

He’s nervous but more excited. She gets to show him off and this isn’t a lie. He really is her boyfriend and they are in love and happy and this is everything he’s ever wanted. With his hand around her waist the whole time, shoulder to shoulder, he meets her parents and her sister. He shakes hands with her dad and her new brother-in-law, he gets hugs from the mom and sister, they’re looking at her with eyes that he can hear. They’re saying how much of an improvement he is to the last guy, they’re amazed at how handsome he is, and he blushes slightly in response. 

“So how long has this been going on?” Her dad asks. 

She looks up at him and smiles, “Not long, but we’re really happy.” 

“The happiest,” he agrees, stealing a quick kiss from her that makes the women swoon. 

“You know, this is fantastic,” her sister announces. “I was worried you’d be upset to see Brad and Cameron here together but now you have Aaron and they’re not even coming anymore. Something happened… I don’t even think they’re together anymore.” 

“Oh?” She’s completely shocked to hear that. 

“Once a cheater always a cheater,” her brother-in-law says under his breath with the roll of his eyes. 

“We see it all the time at work,” Aaron agrees. “It’s pathological. They crave attention so intensely that they’ll do anything to get it, to the detriment of the people they love. They cheat because for a moment they’re the most important person, they’re attractive enough to get who they want and powerful enough to get away with it. And even when it blows up in their face they can play the ‘you wouldn’t be this mad if you weren’t so obsessed with me’ card.” 

“That’s Brad,” her dad agrees. “Good riddance, honestly.” 

“Let’s just leave it there,” her mom announces. “We’re here for Lindsay and Connor.” 

“It’s been lovely to meet you Aaron, but we have a lot of people to mingle with,” Lindsay announces and Connor sighs. “We’ll talk again later?” 

“Sounds good,” Y/N lets them head off and then she’s just with her parents. “Um, I’m hungry… Aaron, did you want to go raid the snacks?” 

“I’d love to,” he agrees. “It was lovely to meet you both.” 

“We hope to see you again regularly?” Her mother throws in. 

“I don’t plan on going anywhere,” he assures, “you should get used to me.” 

She manages to pull him away from them, a little overwhelmed and so in love with him. She gets him to an empty corner and looks up at him like he’s crazy, “did you seriously say that?” 

He nods, “What part of last night didn’t you understand? I’m madly in love with you. I would marry you tomorrow if it wouldn’t take the attention off your sister.” 

She just laughs, shocked and amazed that he just said that. “Really?” 

“Yes. Really.” 

She shakes her head in disbelief, “o-okay… but you still have to ask me. I don’t need anything big and extravagant and I’d like to maybe pick the ring out with you if you want but—

“You want to?” 

She nods, that teasing smirk he loves so much plastered on her face, “I don’t just want to be your work wife, Aaron.” 

“We’ll revisit this in the new year… I need Jack to know about this and be okay with it before I spring a step-mom on him,” he explains. 

“I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

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[jewishsuperfam]

hey, any sq mutuals who haven't already should check out haley whipjack's ouat season recaps

she's only done two so far, but she's planning to do the whole series, and she's got pretty good takes + hilarious delivery

(also watching her start to warm up to regina + start to really see swan queen in s2 is very satisfying + entertaining)

[cloudlessly-light]

May I request a hotchniss fic?

Since you are basically the CM fandoms Queen of smut I thought you would be the right address for my idea

After Season 3, Episode 14 were Hotch is so stressed he almost beats up chester Hardwick Emily come into his office after everybody already left, to drop some report (they are to together or anything at that point, just mutual attraction) is like a silent agreement when Hotch scans Emily body with his eyes and she simples nods. Giving him permission to let our all his stress on her

And that's were your writing talent comes in ;)

A little comment from morgen the next day because he sees some bruise or hickey that Emily tried to cover would be an extra bonus

A/N: You know what, I’ll gladly take the title of Queen of Smut and wear the crown proudly! I hope you like this Anon!  

Title: Stress release    Summary: Aaron comes back from his interview with Chester Hardwick still angry, fury making his body vibrate. Emily notices and she wants to help. Rating: Explicit Word Count: 4,1k Warnings: Smut, rough, oral, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, choking/breathplay

Aaron is still filled with anxious adrenaline, anger still pumping through his veins in time with his racing heart. He had apologized to Spencer for riling up Chester Hardwick, knew that the only reason why they were even walking out of that prison was because of the younger man. But that didn’t mean that his fury was suddenly gone, that his anger at how his life was turning out disappeared as Spencer accepted his apology.

They get back to the office and they’re greeted by the team’s happy smiles and Aaron can’t be around it, it’s too cheerful, too loud. He excuses himself while he hears Spencer lying and saying that everything had gone fine and as grateful he is that he doesn’t tell them about his behavior, irritation itches on his skin.

He’s about to close the door to his office when he locks eyes with Emily, she’s studying him with intensity, arms crossed over her chest and an eyebrow raised. He closes the door without a word, without as much of another glance, Emily was another part of his life that was confusing and he couldn’t bring himself to think about the maddening want he felt for her right now.

He takes off his suit jacket and hangs it on the back of his chair before sitting down at his desk. The anger is still very much there, making his body buzz with it as he finally takes the pen to the divorce papers and signs his name. He’s not sure why he’s so mad, if it’s really because of Haley divorcing him, or if it was the way he had hid his attraction towards Emily, or the fact that this job was excruciating at times and he needed an outlet and he thought that Hardwick had been the right way to go. Aaron knew that he wasn’t getting Haley back, he didn’t even know if he wanted her back, he loved her, that much he knew. But he didn’t love what they had become and he knew that no matter how hard he tried, they wouldn’t get back to where they once were.

It was resentment, hurt and anger and too much to come back from. With that thought he signed the paper, and in only a couple of seconds, his marriage was over. It was weird, the relief he felt, mixing with everything else he was feeling.

Hours pass and the next time he looks back up, it’s dark out. His eyes drift out towards the bullpen and its silent, everybody had gone home. He’s still angry, still feels like he needs to get his frustrations out on someone.

Like clockwork, Emily is knocking on his door and walking through it before he has the time to even tell her to come in. She’s carrying files, wordlessly places them on his desk and he stares up at her. She doesn’t miss the divorce papers on his desk, sees his signature on it and she knows that months of pent up attraction is boiling down to this. She knows what he needs, knew it the moment he stalked into the bullpen with Spencer.

Emily walks back to the door, shuts it quietly and leans against it. Aaron is scanning her body, his gaze burning with such intensity that she feels her body flush and a dull ache settle between her legs. He’s standing from behind his desk and she nods at his wordless question. She should have anticipated it, should have known that it would be three long steps and only a couple of seconds before he was on her, but she still let out a sound of surprise as he kissed her.

There was nothing gentle about it, nothing romantic either, as he pushed his tongue passed her lips and dominated the kiss. His fingers grip her, fists her hair at the neck and pushes her against the door harder as he traps her between the cool wood and his heated body.

Aaron groans as she submits to him in moments, her soft body pressing into him, her hands gripping at his shirt in such a way that makes him wonder how she doesn’t tear it. This wasn’t how he had expected their first time to go, but found that it was exactly what he needed and she willingly gave it to him.

With a groan he breaks the kiss and stares at her. Her eyes are hooded, pupils wide with arousal as she lets out soft puffs of air through pants against his face.

“Use me.” She says and her voice is raspy, low in a way he’s never heard it before and the sound shoots straight to his cock.

With a quiet grunt he uses his hold on her hair to tug her head to the side, his tongue easily finding her pulse before biting and sucking on the soft skin. She moans and her legs widen and he presses his own thigh between hers.

“Aaron, please.” She whispers as his thigh press against her clit and she rolls her hip against the strong muscle. She feels his lips curl into a smirk against her neck before he sucks and she knows that the marks he’s leaving will be impossible to hide in the morning. But she doesn’t care, in fact she loves it.

“You want me to use you?” He sneers in her face and she can’t do anything else but nod, wanting nothing more than to feel him, to be the one for him to take his aggression out on.

“Fuck, yes.” She gasps and his thigh press even harder against her, causing her eyes to roll back. She’s sure her underwear was already ruined, knew that if he didn’t release his hold on her that she’d probably ruin not only her pants but his as well and the thought makes her face heat, her cheeks pink.

“Get on your knees.” He rasps and when he lets go of her, he’s sure he hears a slight whine in her throat, but she falls to the floor without complaint. She looks up at him while she gets his belt and pants undone and he wants to fuck her senseless when her pink tongue lick over her bottom lip at the sight him straining inside his black boxers.

“Is this what you’ve been thinking about?” She asks, wanting to push him a little more, curious as to what he’d do as she pushes his boxers down to join his pants around his ankles. Her hand is soft and warm as she strokes him gently, a filthy smirk on her lips. “Me on my knees for you?”

Aaron groans lowly as he silently watches her, her mouth is at the tip of him, so close that he feels each breath she takes against his heated skin. She pumps him lazily and he realizes that this is the first time in months that he feels a woman’s touch.

“You think about keeping me under your desk?” She whispers and his eyes close at the image. “You want me right there, mouth around your cock all day?”

His hand is back in her hair so fast she doesn’t even see it coming and she hisses at the painful pull.

“Open your fucking mouth.” He grunts out through clenched teeth. Her thighs clench together as she tries to relieve some of the pressure between her legs while she opens her mouth enough for him to push the tip of him between her lips. Her mouth is warm and wet and when he feels her tongue move along the underside of his shaft his knees buckle, making her take more of him.

Emily tilts her head back, lets him thrust against her face and watches as he tries to contain himself. She can see the way he’s holding back, that he doesn’t want to hurt her and she appreciates it, but she’s not some fragile thing. His hand has loosened in her hair and she takes advantage, she pushes forward, sucks him deep and hard and the growl that erupts from him makes a tingle shoot down her spine. So she does it again, sucks and licks all over his hard shaft and when she gags she hears it again, a raw sound coming from above her.

“Fuck Em.” He keeps his hand in her hair, feels the soft strands as she worships his cock on her knees. Then he feels her teeth, a gentle graze along him and his fist slams into the door from the pleasure of it all. He looks down just in time to see her pull off him to draw some ragged breaths, her lips are puffy, a string of saliva still between him and her bottom lip and he groans.

She smirks before taking him back in her mouth, her lips tight around his sensitive head as her tongue moves all over it and she feels his fingers tighten in her hair again. She bops her head, wraps her hand around the base of him and twists and jerks him and he tenses.

It’s too much, her tongue and lips and hands all over him, it’s too much and he feels his body giving in to the immense pleasure she’s causing. He barely has time to warn her, tries to tug her away but she resists.

“I’m going to- fuck I’m coming, Em…” His release hits him hard and his fist hits the door again as white hot pleasure rushes through his entire body as he growls her name.

Emily doesn’t stop, only sucks him harder at the first spurt of him lands on her tongue, her fist pumping him harder to drag out his orgasm for as long as possible. She only pulls away when he bends forward, his forehead leaning against the door and hips jerks from overstimulation. She stays on her knees, looks up at him for a moment as he gathers himself and when he straightens his eyes are blown black by lust and her breath hitches.

He pulls her up to her feet and kiss her before she has the time to stop him. He can taste himself on her tongue and it only makes him pull her harder against him. His hands tear at her clothes as he kicks away his boxers and pants still around his ankles. When her shirt falls to the floor and her hands are pushing his shirt off his shoulders he moves them through his office.

Aaron gets her pants off her hips before he lays her down on the couch, his body hovering over hers. He hears her sighs and moans, feels her short nails dig into his skin as he breaks their kiss only to move down her body, he nips at her neck, licks over the curve of one breast while unhooking her bra. He throws it to join the rest of their clothes before sucking on a nipple, earning a louder moan from her. When he kneels on the floor and tugs her underwear off with his teeth Emily’s body is covered in small marks, bruises and hickeys from his fingers and mouth, she looks wrecked, she looks gorgeous.

“What?” She pants as he stares at her, his fingers dangerously close to where she needs them as he spreads her thighs.

“You’re going to feel me everywhere tomorrow.” He tells her lowly as his thumb moves through her wet folds before settling against her clit. She twitches at the gentle touch, her head falling back as his thumb moves across the sensitive skin. “You’re going to feel me when you walk, when you sit, when you stand.” He continues conversationally, taking great pleasure in being the one teasing her now. “And at the end of the day when all you’ve thought about is me, you’re going to come in here and I’m going to fuck you again.”

Emily whimpers and grinds her hips into his touch, wanting more but his strong hand grip her hip hard enough to bruise and she’s forced to feel him slowly build up her orgasm, each swipe of his thumb getting her closer.

“You asked if I thought about you on your knees.” He reminds her and she looks at him through hooded eyes. “I think about you like this, spread out and desperate.”

“Fuck.” She hisses as her nails dig into the couch and then she feels his tongue, hot and wet and pushing inside of her without warning and her body jerks hard enough for him to hold her down with both hands.

Aaron groans at the taste of her on his tongue, the vibration of it makes her shiver and her hand moves from her death grip on the couch to hold onto his hair. She scrapes her nails along his scalp, grips the short strands of hair as he moves from licking inside of her to suck at her clit.

“Aaron!” She moans as his lips wrap around her clit, already embarrassingly close to coming. It’s like he senses it and his tongue flattens over the bundle of nerves and he pushes two fingers inside of her. He looks up at her and she swear she sees his smirk before his fingers hook inside of her and press against the sensitive spot inside of her and she comes right then and there. She falls back against the couch as she tries to breathe through the earth shattering pleasure he’s causing, her grip on his hair tight enough that she’s afraid she’s pulling it out, but he doesn’t stop so she doesn’t let him go.

Aaron continues until she’s weakly pushing at his shoulder with her foot, her body clearly spent.

“Too much.” She tires weakly and he straightens between her knees. The look in his eye is nothing short of predatory as he moves from the floor to kneel between her legs on the couch.

“You said use me.” He tells her casually as he leans over her body, his lips leaving gentle kisses along pale skin as he does. When he’s facing her he grins and his fingers push inside of her again. “You’re going to come again for me.”

He kisses the breathless moan from her lips, pushes the taste of herself onto her tongue as his fingers push inside of her repeatedly. His palm press against her clit and he rubs against it while his fingers curls and move in and out of her.

“I- I can’t.” She tries weakly but his hand only speeds up and he nods above her.

“Yes you can.” He encourages “I want to see how pretty you look when you come, I can’t do that properly from down there.” He adds a third finger and Emily’s thighs spread even wider, making him smirk.

Emily clutches to him, her body shaking slightly as he forces the pleasure from her body. She grinds into his hand, the heat in the pit of her belly building by each push of his fingers.

“There you go.” He whispers against her ear and for some reason it only gets her closer. “Come for me, such a good girl.”

When she comes for the second time it’s quick and hard, her back arching and the sound of his name getting caught in her throat as he watches the pleasure on her face intensely. His fingers slow as her body relaxes and she pulls him into a breathless kiss. Once she’s come down enough she realizes that he’s hard again, pressing into her hip and she wraps her hand around him.

Aaron pulls back from her lips with a groan at the sudden feel of her hand and his own hand wrap around her wrist to pull her away. Wordlessly he gets between her thighs. Emily leans on her elbows to watch him. He looks too big, too wide and when he pushes inside of her the pleasure mixes with a slight burn, but she loves it, loves the feel of him finally inside of her.

She’s grateful that he gives her a moment to adjust, but then she’s nodding and his hips snap hard against her, making her groan. He sets a pace that makes her body move until his hands wrap around her hips to keep her against him.

“Touch yourself.” He tells her, voice rough and deep and she can’t help the way she flushes in response.

Emily moves her hand down her body, her fingers easily circling her clit the way she does when she’s alone. But she’s sensitive and she faulters.

“Gentle.” He tells her, like he senses her struggle and she applies less pressure.

It’s a stark difference, the way he fucks into her so hard that their bodies are slapping together and her fingers moving in slow circles over her clit. It’s different, unlike anything she’s ever felt but she loves it, loves the rough feeling of him and the soft feeling of her fingers.

“Fuck Em, just like that.” He leans over her, kisses her quickly before leaning down lower to suck on her nipple. He licks and bites over it, then moves to the other one and Emily keens below him. She’ll have his marks on her skin for days, maybe even weeks and that thought makes him dizzy with arousal and he thrusts as deep and hard inside of her as he can in chase of his release.

She’s clenching around him, her hips buckling into his and he pulls his lips from her chest to look at her.

“You feel so good clenching around me, you going to come again?”

She nods, words hard to come by when she can barely get enough air into her lungs to stay conscious. The pleasure is everywhere, her body vibrating from it as he fucks a third orgasm out of her not even a minute later. She’s sure she’ll pass out, the corners of her eyes blackening as Aaron groans his own pleasure into her neck. But she doesn’t, instead he feels him slowing his thrusts until her vision is cleared and he smirks at her.

“On your hands and knees.” He grunts out as he kneels on the couch and helps her spent body into a sitting position.

She offers him a smile before turning around, her muscles already feeling like jelly as his warm hand holds her hip in one hand while his fingers graze up her spine.

“Fuck me.” She gasps and then he’s inside of her making her moan loudly. She feels his chest frame her back as he leans over her, his breath hot on the back of her ear.

“What do you think about?” He pants and for a moment she’s confused. “I told you what I think about when I think about you, what do you think about when you think about me?”

“This,” She grinds into him, needs him to move but he doesn’t, only keeps his hips flush against her backside. “I think about you fucking me until I can’t think straight, I think about you coming inside of me, of going back to my desk and feeling you drip out of me.”

“Fuck!” He growls and snaps his hips against her “Filthy girl.” It’s a whisper against her ear, low and dark and then he pulls her back with him until she’s on her knees and back pressed against his chest as his arms wrap around her body, keeping her still.

Aaron fucks into her with quick thrusts, his groans muffled against the back of her neck and shoulder as his teeth dig into her flesh. Images of what she said flashes in his mind, fantasies of her touching herself in bed while thinking about him making his body flush with arousal. He keeps one hand around her ribs, the other one moves to grip her throat. She nods before he can ask and his fingers tightens around her throat.

Emily whines, breathy and needy as she goes lightheaded from the pressure. He releases her, gives her a few moments to breathe before he does it again, and then again and again. He keeps pressure on her airway until she’s heaving and straining and she’s clenching around him again.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!” She comes and she’s not sure how she remains standing on her knees from the way her entire body trembles. Aaron is right there, holding her through it as she comes down. She lets her head fall back against his shoulder as his hands turn softer on her body, his fingers trailing, lips grazing. He gives her the time she needs for her body to calm and when she grinds back against him he smiles against her neck.

“Again?” He asks and she shivers at the graveled tone. She nods despite her exhaustion and Aaron drags his hips against hers. His thrusts are lazy, long and deep as he lets her feel every inch of him.

“You feel so good.” She mumbles through blurred pleasure. She moves her hips back against his the best she could with his arms still around her.

“Going to come, going to fill you up.” He grunted as he moved a little faster. He knew she was tired, her body on the verge of giving up, but he wanted more, wanted to see her fall of the edge again, this time with him and with that thought in mind he moved his hand from her waist to her clit, his fingers gently circling it.

“Aaron…” She whined as her fingers dug into his forearm.

“You can take it.” He grunts out against her ear as his own orgasm build by each thrust of his hips. His fingers move faster against her clit and he can feel her entire body tense against him.

Emily isn’t sure how he does it, but as his fingers circle her clit with fast, gentle movements and his cock hits into her just right she can feel her body reacting to him. He’s grunting in her ear and it’s like she’s reacting to his pleasure.

“Come with me.” He tells her and she nods, a pitiful moan leaving her parted lips. She comes only moments before he does, her body completely giving up and she falls forward on the couch as her orgasm rolls over her in waves.

Aaron comes with a deep groan, his hips stuttering against hers as he gives in to his own pleasure. He feels her clenching around him, only prolonging his release until he’s spent and dazed and he falls besides her on the couch, Emily quickly making room for him.

It’s quiet as their breathing returns to normal, hands gentle on each other’s skin until Emily sits up. She’s wrecked, marks on her body, hair a mess, make up smudged, and Aaron has never found her more beautiful.

“Well,” She says with a lazy smile on her lips. “that was fun.”

*

“So, I see someone had a good time last night.” Derek laughs as he comes to grab a cup of coffee with her the next morning.

“What do you mean?” She asks, tries to contain the slight panic in her voice as his eyes zero in on the hickey high on her neck that she hadn’t quite been able to hide even with the turtleneck and makeup.

“I mean,” Derek gently pulls on the collar of her shirt before she has the sense to grab his wrist. “That you have a hickey, like some lovesick teenager.” His bright smile turns into a laugh when her cheeks tint pink and she roughly pushes at his shoulder.

“Shut up.”

“So who is he?” He asks as Emily starts to walk back towards her desk and he’s quick to follow.

“None of your business.” She says as her eyes lock with Aaron’s as he stands talking to Dave on the catwalk.

“Come on, no details? Not even a little one?” Derek complains as he leans against her desk and she sits down.

“Nope, get your own life.” She smiles at the look of fake hurt on his face.

“I’ll find out, I promise I will.” He mutters before walking back towards his own desk.

“I’d like to see you try.” She mutters back before turning back towards the papers on her desk but before she can get any work done her phone buzzes with an incoming text message.

My office later?

Emily shivers as she reads the message from Aaron. Her body was still aching from the previous night, just like he had promised her. She looks up and sees him staring at her from his office.

Yes, sir.

She’s sure she sees his gaze darken as he reads her reply and her thighs clench in excitement. She couldn’t wait for this day to be over.

[bethaven]

The list, Q1

When I completed my christmas calendar in December I made a list of (for me) new series I'd like to watch in 2024. This is what I've got so far:

Griselda

(Netflix)

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This was mine and my boyfriend's mutual project. We don't really have the same taste in series, but sometimes they overlap. Like, when it both have drugs, murders and Sofia Vergara. This one's really Sofia in her prime, she does an amazing job portraying the strong, targeted drug queen of Miami. Highly recommend!

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Heartbreak High

(Netflix)

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This has come up as a sugestion for me for a long time, since it's in my absolute most common genre; teenage dramas with queer elements. That also comes with some high expectations when I finally get around to watch it. Heartbreak High mostly lives up to this, there's a lot of well developed characters and a story that reminds me a lot of Sex Education. I'm looking forward to how season 2 (drops April 11th) will develop the story. And yes, Quinni is the best!

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The Unlisted

(Netflix)

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This was practically all my childhood nightmares come to life and I was so hooked by the ever thrilling story. I sat in angst cheering so hard for the kids to succeed with their mission. Looses one flamingo mostly because it ended with a cliffhanger and then got canceled.

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One Day

(Netflix)

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First and foremost, I do have a big problem with these kind of stories. It concists of building up a lot of hope, just to tear it down by the end. I don't really see the fascination in that. But I did mostly like the movie from 2011 and therefore it felt obvious I should check this out. I really liked the production, the environments and the overall look of it. But I was not that impressed by the actors', more specifically the leads', performance. Big bonus for Essie Davis as Alison though, would love to see more of her.

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Never have I ever

(Netflix)

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This is also a series that's been lying around in my list, waiting to be seen, for a while. I can't say it entirely lived up to my expectations, but it definitely has its highlights and insights. I like the comedy-drama-mix, cultural representation and the adults. But I'm having trouble with a lot of Devi's personality and how they handle queer representation. From time to time I mostly found it a bit boring.

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Everything now

(Netflix)

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This was HEAVY on so many levels, I had to watch this from time to time spread out over several weeks, mixed up with lighter stuff. But it was also SO good! Not having ED myself I can't say weither this was a good representation of it, but I really felt I got to be inside Mia's brain and understand anorexia a bit better. I liked how not everything was about that though, it was also just normal teenage life, because yeah, why shouldn't it? I also liked how everyone's sexuality was normalised.

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My life with the Walter boys

(Netflix)

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This was the kind of series that got me giggling, hiding behind a pillow several times. Not cringey, more like I really felt their feelings and cheered for them not to make bad decissions. It's a beutiful story and a bit like a teenage version of Chesapeake Shores meeting all Hallmark christmas movies. The queer representation leaves a lot to wish for. And I can't stop thinking about the fact that Jackie moves in to a family, directly sees some of them as siblings (Parker, for example) while she has no trouble falling in love with two others. Isn't that a bit...strange? What am I missing?

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The White Lotus

(HBO)

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My immidiate description of this series is; odd. It was not at all what I expected and I'm having trouble describing it at all. Is it good? Well, it's not bad..? There are definitely some amazing cast performances from i.e. Jennifer Coolidge, Aubrey Plaza, Haley Lu Richardson, Leo Woodall (I actually found him to be better here than in One day), Murray Bartlett and Jake Lacy. The constant background music is mostly just annoying, but otherwise the sets and production is great.

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Smiley

(Netflix)

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Don't even know how to start here, because I was kind of floored by this. I binged it all in one night and I changed between crying and laughing the whole time. It's a wonderful, cute, well-written, queer love story set in the city of my dreams (Barcelona). The agonising feelings of falling in love are so relatable and so are the challenges meet by friends and family. This is a slow burn, opposites-attract story for when you just want to feel good. Bring tissues!

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Other highlights and rewatches:

Young Royals season 3; one of the best last episodes ever, even caught the eye of my very hesitant boyfriend.

Modern Family; when the world's in shambles - go back to comfort.

Blown away season 4; who knew a reality show about glasblowing would be this thrilling? I've saved the finally for a rainy day.

Young Sheldon season 7; last season is droping one episode a week. I'll sure miss this!

Glamorous; I was very sad to find out this was cancelled, but a rewatch still makes me happy!

XO, Kitty; I'm getting more impatient to hear what's next, give me season 2 now!

But, the biggest thing dropping during these first months was obviously;

Heartstopper season 3 will drop in October!!🍂

See you in June for the next report!

[doumekiss]

doumekiss 2023 fanfic masterlist

A Song of Ice and Fire

When You Were Young - 3/9 - (Lyanna/Howland)

Beyond Duty - 2/2 (Stannis/Catelyn)

Switched Fates - 4/? (Multiple ships and characters)

I am ash from your fire - oneshot (Elia/Rhaegar)

runs in the family - oneshot (Daenerys)

but I'll see you in my holiest dreams - oneshot (Sansa/Mya)

Be more like the man you were made to be - oneshot (Ned/Ashara)

I Can See You - oneshot (Cersei/Lyanna)

Four Girls Sansa Stark Could Have Loved - oneshot (Multiple pairings)

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Adventure Time

ten more minutes - oneshot (Marceline/Bonnibel)

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Anne with an E

one single thread of gold tied me to you - oneshot (Diana/Anne)

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Boy Meets World

Jump Rope Gazers - oneshot (Eric/Jack)

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Buffy The Vampire Slayer

2 A.M. - oneshot (Buffy/Faith)

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Community

Holding Hands at Disneyland - oneshot (Annie/Jeff)

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Chrestomanci

The Art of Saying Goodbye - oneshot (Conrad/Christopher)

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Discworld

A Missed Oportunity - oneshot (Vimes/Vetinari)

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Doctor Who

Placebo - 2/2 (Rory/11th Doctor)

Baby It's You - oneshot (Barbara/Ian)

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Dungeon Meshi

Oh...oh no - oneshot (Laios/Kabru)

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Fairy Tales

I’m not a queen, I am a woman take my hand - oneshot (Aurora/Snow White)

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Father Ted

Priests Do Not Feel Jealousy - oneshot (Ted/Dougal)

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Gilmore Girls

I no longer feel I have to be James Dean - oneshot (Rory/Jess)

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Good Omens

Practicing Gratitude (Aziraphale/Crowley)

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Gossip Girl

after all that we've been through I know we're cool - oneshot (Nate & Blair)

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Greek Mythology

he is not midas (you have always been golden) - oneshot (Ariadne/Dyonisus)

Most Beloved - oneshot (Penelope/Odysseus)

I Know love is mean - oneshot (Aphrodite/Helen)

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Hawkeye

I look up at the gaps of sunlight (I miss you more than anything) - 2/2 (Clint/Kate)

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How I Met Your Mother

The Canine Excuse - oneshot (Robin/Barney)

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Invader Zim

Hot Chocolate - oneshot (Dib & Zim)

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IT

just like heaven - oneshot (Richie/Eddie)

He is with You - oneshot (Bill & Mike)

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Kobayashi-san Chi No Dragon Maid

Lingerie - oneshot (Tohru/Kobayashi)

Managing Expectations - oneshot (Fafnir/Takiya)

Just a Cold - oneshot (Tohru/Kobayashi)

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Maleficent

The Beauty of Shadows - oneshot (Maleficent/Aurora)

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Mob Psycho 100

I could even learn how to love like you - oneshot (Mob & Reigen)

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Mean Girls

Come as you are - oneshot (Janis & Regina)

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Merlin

Are we out of the woods yet? - oneshot (Morgana/Gwen)

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Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

Inside your head - 33/? (Dokja/Joonghyuk)

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Oshibudo

Private Message - oneshot (Maina/Eripiyo)

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Princess Tutu

Fairytale Logic - oneshot (Ahiru/Fakir)

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Ranma 1/2

When a Curse Stops Being a Curse - oneshot (Ranma/Akane)

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Red Dwarf

comfortable thoughts - oneshot (Rimmer/Lister)

frankenstein - oneshot (Rimmer/Lister + Frankie)

mutual benefit - oneshot (Rimmer/Lister)

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Seraphina

Positive Reinforcement - oneshot (Seraphina/Glisselda)

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Stardew Valley

Happy Wife, Happy Life - oneshot (Haley/F!Farmer)

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Stargate Atlantis

The Kirk Routine - oneshot (John/Rodney)

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Star Trek : Lower Decks

hits different 'cause it's you - oneshot (Mariner/Boimler)

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Star Trek: Voyager

James T. Kirk is Not Trying to Steal Your Boyfriend - oneshot (Icheb/Q Junior)

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Succession

love is a losing game - oneshot (Roman/Gerri)

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Supernatural

girl in the war - oneshot (Charlie/Jo)

the altar is my hips - oneshot (Dean/Castiel)

Dean Winchester’s Amazing Transparent Closet - oneshot (Sam & Dean, Castiel/Dean)

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The Breakfast Club

Pretty in Black - oneshot (Allison/Andrew)

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The Goldfinch

loving him was red - oneshot (Boris/Theo)

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The Locked Tomb

About Last Night... -1/? (Gideon/Harrow)

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The Mighty Boosh

Colour my life with the chaos of trouble - oneshot (Vince/Howard)

Let's Buy a Zoo - oneshot (Vince/Howard)

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The Office

I know who I want to take me home - oneshot (Oscar/Andy)

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xxxHolic

love is natural and real (but not for such as you and I, my love) - oneshot (Doumeki/Watanuki, Doumeki/Kohane)

A Kinder Life - 4/? (Watanuki & Sakura & Syaoran & Touya, Doumeki/Watanuki)

For Good Luck - oneshot (Doumeki/Watanuki)

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Yellowjackets

first love/late spring - oneshot (Taissa/Van)

Lady Lazarus - oneshot (Lottie/Laura)

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I was only gonna post this at the end of the year but I think it might be best to just keep it pinned and updating as I post

[kuroosdarling]

tag all of your mutuals and put beside it the kind of person they are im really curious :)

oh boy !!! buckle up bc i am ready to pour out my love <33 i love all of my talented moots so i’m just going to say a few things about them and hopefully it answers your question !! hehe they’re all wonderful people and im super glad to know each and every one :’)

i have a lot more newer moots that i’d like to gush about too but i am v shy when it comes to interacting !!! so if we are moots and you’re not here it’s just bc i’m shy about tagging you !! :(<3

@myheroesaretired nesi !! she puts up with all my shit i stg lol she gets so many of my unfiltered thoughts … sry nesi </3 i feel like i’ve known her forever even tho it’s been a couple months pls!! she’s so easy to talk to and i’m v thankful for her support :’) literally think we were twins in a past life tbh !!

@sookisaurus risu !!! one of my first moots hehe risu is so incredibly welcoming and she looks after everyone <3 i love chatting with her any chance i can bc she’s so funny n always has something good to say <3 also whenever we start talkin bout kuroo it’s game over 😵‍💫🤍 we feed into each others brainrots and im always here for it !!

@mattsunkawa echo !! my bubs hehe omg she’s so funny n chill and i love talking to her sm <3 i bug her all the time PLS !! anytime we watch a new anime it’s tradition to yell to each other about it at this point. from aot -> op -> csm + bluelock lol !! i love when we share bits of our writing with each other just to rile the other one up lmfao !!

@oooohno nana <3 literally the sweetest person ever !! anytime we chat or interact i get so so happy!! she’s so kind and literally always tags me in the best stuff 🤧 so incredibly thoughtful to everyone on here <33 she’s sm fun to talk to :) especially when we dive in about our fave characters !

@ohtokki WAH laura !! <3 such a friendly and warm person fr her energy just makes everyone feel at home !!! the type of person i’d love to sit and have some tea with and talk about anything !! (esp video games lol)

@1812p4n K🥺 one of the kindest people on this site!! always spreading love and happiness to everyone on the dash <3 what did we do to deserve her fr 🤍✨

@crescentkaze KAZE !! such a sweetie but also her MIND !! pls anytime i wanna rant about railing fictional characters i run to her immediately !!! we always end up building off each other and idk those convos always make my day :’)

@discordkittenjoestar - kendall pls !! she’s so so funny and i love all of her shitposts sm <3 also super sweet n supportive hehe and im excited to talk to her more O:

@akisbrew SOBS !!! aims !! she is seriously so funny and so down to earth!! such a chill person and incredibly supportive !! she’s someone i would love to sit down and vibe with, chatting bout life and our her mans (jean<3)

@taintedsorrcw milo bby <33 queen of events methinks !!! she always creates beautiful themes, events n masterlists !!! she’s also so so sweet and sm fun to talk to !! :)

@soshiina ina !! SOBS !! so incredibly funny and has such a vibrant energy !! chaotic in the best way possible that makes you wanna just talk to her for hours on end fr !!! <3

@writingbymoonlight luna :)) i always love whenever i get to interact with luna because she is just so sweet !! i feel like she has the best book recs tbh bc anytime i see her post about a new book she got it makes me want to go read it too O:

@satisfactooru bay !! pls !! literally could gush about her all day 🥺 she’s so nice and welcoming !! i feel like she’s good at making others feel heard and appreciated <33 such a kind soul fr hehe

@oomiya anyone that knows haley knows she super sweet 🥺 anytime we interact i feel so warm n fuzzy !! she has a way with words and making everyone feel safe tbh <3

@wakatshi - anytime i think of the word lovely i think of daria hehe she’s so nice and her aesthetic is gorgeous !! (just like her pls!!)

@daiception nini !!! she’s so so gorgeous and i luv her style !! we are newer moots but anytime we interact it brings a big smile to my face <3

@kurootosis lem 🥺 lovely lem !! i always luv seeing her on the dash hehe but i still get shy reaching out to interact sometimes lol !! she has such a cool vibe and she’s someone i would love to sit and talk to at a cozy lil cafe !!

@kurooandkenmasslut nat !! i think we became moots like yesterday lol BUT i love her energy !! she seems like sm fun and im glad we are interacting bc i always need more people to gush over kuroo n kenma <33

[waltenfiled]

MATTHEW'S FIC REC PROPAGANDA | #1 | 28 / 9 / 22

Within the simple yes of my beloved @lolihavenoideawhatiamdoing , here are my fics recs as of 28th september, 2022 ^___^ w/ mentions and links for easy access,

read the warnings and stay safe <3

CRIMINAL MINDS

construct of time by @katytheinspiredworkaholic | A.H / S.R | Historical AU , Time Travel , 1920's Detective Sleuth , Science and Alchemy , No Haley or Jack , Slow Burn , Action/Adventure , Mystery , History within History , Inaccuracies abound , Some time period typical homophobia and racism and sexism , Self Beta'd

days break, but nights fall by welfycat | GEN but S.R-centric

The year is 1924, half a decade after the first World War, and a few years before the Great Depression would devastate the nation. It is a time of contradiction: the modernist uprising of science and innovation, met with a traditionalist, fearful desire to cling to the past in a fast-evolving, urbanist society.

And on this morning in Washington D.C. an unmarked package is left outside the office of Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner, P.I., with a note simply telling him to find the rest, and a substantial price tag attached. What he finds in this package is something he has never seen before, hundreds of years old, and he barely knows where to start trying to find more like it. Ultimately he is pointed towards someone that may just have a clue what to do with his charge: a Classics Historian working in the basements of the Smithsonian, Dr. Spencer Reid.

Together, what they discover sends them on a break-neck chase across the city, searching for a mysterious collection of powerful artifacts, and the people that are trying to sell them. Forever changing everything they know about the world, the people in it, truth, lies, love, and the fragile construct of time.

Spencer is actually rather fond of the jet during the night.

blizzard by ahmose_Inarus | GEN w/ the BAU ensemble

While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining.

interesting findings by redscarez ( orphan account :'[ ) | A.H / D.R , D.M / S.R / A.H , P.G / J.J / E.P | The BAU Team as Family (Criminal Minds) , Background Case , Eventual Romance , Minor Original Character(s) , Season/Series 03 , Canon-Typical Violence , Literal Sleeping Together , Ambiguous Relationships , First Kiss , Love Confessions , Polyamory , Sleepovers , Tooth-Rotting Fluff

When a sociology student shadows them on a case, the BAU realizes how strange their team dynamic must seem to an outsider.

THE BLOCKS (tm)

[ @otbvinyls ] here's the queue rec list i vaguely mentioned and i recommend these cm fics so much ily , !!!! be inssne with them wif me i love them sm

carry your bones by @renchanters | FWHIP/JOEL , FWHIP & GEM , GEM & JOEL | Not RPF , Blood and Injury , Supernatural Elements , Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements , Yearning , Pining, Mutual Pining , Getting Together , Confessions , Love Confessions , Swearing , Hurt/Comfort , Major Character Injury

the continued adventures of the boatem road trip by @theminecraftbee | GEN w/ the Boatem Crew | Moon's Big , cosmic horror, Existential Horror , Body Horror , silly road trip shenanigans :D , Cannibalism , The Void , Crack Treated Seriously , Crack and Angst , Non-Consensual Body Modification

Joel is bleeding out in the passenger seat of his car. fWhip has one hand on the wheel, the other squeezing Joel’s shoulder, and he’s trying desperately not to look over. The night is dark around them and the tree line on either side of the countryside road is claustrophobic. Joel groans and squeezes his arm around the wound across his stomach, where he’s got fWhip’s discarded flannel pressed against him.

OR

supernatural au. joel tries REALLY hard not to die. fwhip REALLY doesn’t want him to die.

have a kiss (and the candy, too) by @branzypierce | FWHIP/JOEL | Angst and Hurt/Comfort , Heavy Angst , Fluff without Plot , Not RPF , Swearing , Mildly Suggestive , Additional Warnings in Author's Notes , One Shot Collection , Canon Related Crossover , Unreliable Narrator , Alternate Universe

[exhoe-imagines]

happy hoe hoe hoe day 🥴 christmas eve sex with jinyoung 👀🎄 -def not who you think it is

ok listen up ms. hoe hoe hoe (i know u bish dont HIDE)

so,, ofc,, yall are the couple who has EVERYTHING all nice and ready for the next morning. you’ve got all the ingredients for a beautiful christmas breakfast and dinner in the fridge waiting. the presents are all perfectly wrapped under the tree which is decorated with all the most beautiful lights and ornaments :’)

and he’s got some hot drink made for u (not coffee tho bc he’s like “u think im letting u drink that after 5pm?? wrong) and you’re all snuggled up on the couch. the fireplace is on and some old (or new michael bubble shit bc ik the bitch sending this ask) christmas music is playing. you’re in your matching pajamas picked out for the eve and the smell of cookies and jinyoung’s natural scent is filling your nose. 

ofc,, soon enough,, the pajamas get a little warm when paired with the blasting heater and fireplace. and things are bound to get a little handsy when jinyoung is telling you how much you mean to him this holiday season -- and how he wants to show his love and appreciation ;)) 

he lets his fingers trace every inch of your skin as it gets revealed, the flames leaving a warm tone against your body. and of course, you return the favor, making sure your hand cups him through those soft red pajama pants for a second longer than it should ;))

and if you thought it was hot before, just wait...

- admin ruby

🌙 SLEEPOVER SATURDAY🌙

[mushluv]

🦋💒🗡🧸 i feel something when i see u 🧸🗡💒🦋

[thedeadhandofseldon]

The Anti-Mercer Effect

On the Accessibility of D&D, Why Unprepared Casters is so Fun, and Why Haley Whipjack is possibly the greatest DM of our generation.

(Apologies to my mutuals who aren’t in this fandom for the length of this, but as you all know I have never in my life shut up about anything so… we’ll call it even for the number of posts about Destiel I see every day.

To fellow UC fans - I haven’t listened to arc 4 yet, I started drafting this in early August, and I promise I will write a nice post about how great Gus the Bard is once I get the chance to listen to more of his DMing).

Structure - Or, “This is not the finale, there will be more podding cast”

So, first of all, let’s just talk about how Unprepared Casters works. Because it’s kind of unusual! Most of the other big-name D&D podcasts favor this long, grand arcs; UC has about 10 hours of podcast per each arc. And that’s a major strength in a lot of ways: it makes it really accessible to new listeners, because you can just start with the current arc and understand what’s going on!

And by starting new arcs every six or seven episodes, they can explore lots of ways to play D&D! Classic dungeon delve arc! Heist arc! Epic heroes save the world arc! Sportsball arc! They can touch on all sorts of things!

And while I’m talking about that: Dragons in Dungeons, the first arc, makes it incredibly accessible as a show - because it lets the unfamiliar listener get a sense of what D&D actually is. (It’s about telling stories and making your friends feel heroic and laugh and cry, for the record). If I had to pick a way to introduce someone to the game without actually playing it with them, that arc would definitely be it.

And I’d be remise not to note one very important thing: Haley Whipjack and Gus the Bard are just very funny, very charismatic people. Look. Episode 0s tend to be about 50%(?) those two just talking to each other about their own podcast. It shouldn’t work. And yet it DOES, its one of my favorite parts, because Haley and Gus are just cool.

And a side note that doesn’t fit anywhere else: I throw my soul at him! I throw a scone at him - that’s it, that’s the vibe. The whole podcast alternates between laughing with your friends and brooding alone in a dark tavern corner - but the laughs never forced and the dark corner is never too dark for too long.

Whipjack the Great - Or, the DM is Also a Player!

I think Haley Whipjack is one of the greatest Dungeon Masters alive. The plots and characters! The mechanical shenanigans! The descriptions!

Actually, let’s start there: with the descriptions. (Both Haley and Gus do this really fucking well). As we know, Episode 0 of each arc sees the DM reading a description - of a small town, or the Up North, or the recent history of a great party. And Haley always strikes this tricky balance - one I think a lot of us who DM struggle with - between giving too much description and  worldbuilding, and not telling us anything at all. She describes people and events in just enough detail to imagine them, but never so much they seem static and unreal - just clear enough to envision, but with enough vagueness left to let your imagination begin to run wild.

While I’m thinking about arc 3’s party, let’s talk about a really bold move she made in that arc: letting the players have ongoing control of their history. Loser Lars! She didn’t try to spell out every detail of this high-level party’s history, or restrict their past to only what she decided to allow - she gave them the broad outlines, and let them embellish it. And that made for a much more alive story than any attempt to create it by herself would have - but I think it takes a lot of courage to let your players have that agency. Most Dungeon Masters (myself included) tend to struggle with being control freaks.

And the plots! Yeah, arc one is built of classic tropes - but she actually uses them, she doesn’t get caught up in subverting everything or laughing at the cliches. And it’s fun! In arc 3, there really isn’t a straight line for the players to follow, either - which makes the game much more interesting and much trickier to run. And her NPCs are fantastic and I will talk about them in the next section.

Above all, though, I think what is really impressive is how Haley balances mechanics, and rules as written, with the narrative and rule of cool - and puts both rules and story in the service of playing a fun game. And the secret to that? She’s the DM, but the DM is a player, and the DM is clearly having fun. Hope Lovejoy mechanically shouldn’t get that spellslot back, but she does, and it’s fun. The changeling merchant in Thymore doesn’t really make some Grand Artistic Narrative better, but wow is it fun. And she never tries to force it one way or the other - the story might be more dramatic if Annie didn’t manage to banish the demon from the vault, but it’s a lot cooler and a lot more fun for the players if Annie gets to be a badass instead - and the rules and the dice say that Annie managed it.

Settings feel like places, NPCs feel like people, and the narrative plot feels like a real villainous plot.

Anyway. I could go on about the various ways in which Whipjack is awesome for quite a while - she’s right, first place in D&D is when your friends laugh and super first place is when they cry - but I’m going to stop here and just. Make another post about it some other time. For now, for the record I hold her opinions about the game in higher esteem than I do several official sourcebooks; that is all.

Characters - Or, Bombyx Mori Is Not an Asshole, And That Matters

Okay, I said I would talk about characters! And I will!

Just a general place to start: the party! All of the first three parties are interesting to me, because they all care about each other. Not even necessarily in a Found Family Trope sort of way, though often that too. But they generally aren’t assholes to each other. The players create characters that actually work together, that are interesting; even when there’s internal divisions like SK-73 v. Sir Mr. Person, they aren’t just unpleasant and antagonistic all the time. Listening to the podcast, we’re “with” these people for a couple hours - and it isn’t unpleasant. That matters a lot. (To take a counter-example: I love Critical Role, but the episode when Vox Machina pranked Scanlan after he died and was resurrected wasn’t fun to listen to, it was just uncomfortable and angering and vaguely cruel).

All of the PCs are amazing, and the players in each arc did a great job. If you disagree with me about that, well, you have the right to be incorrect and I am sorry for your loss. Annie Wintersummer, for one example: tragic and sad and I want to give her a hug, but also Fuck Yeah Wintersummer, and also her familiar Charles the Owl is the cutest and funniest and I love him. And we understand what’s going on with Annie, she isn’t some infinite pool of hidden depths because this arc is 7 episodes and we don’t have time for that, but she also has enough complexity to be interesting. Same with Fey Moss: yeah, a lot of her is a silly pun about fame that carries into how she behaves, but a lot of how she behaves is also down to some good classic half-elven angst about parenthood and wanting to be known and seen and important. (Side note: if your half-elf character doesn’t have angst, well, that’s impressive and also I don’t think I believe you).

There are multiple lesbian cat-people in a 4-person party and they both have requited romantic interests who aren’t each other. This is the future liberals want and I am glad for it.

Sir Mister Person, the human fighter! Thavius, the edge lord! Even when a character is “simple,” they’re interesting, because of how they’re played as people and not action-figures. And that matters a lot.

In the same way: the NPCs. There really aren’t a lot of them! And some of them come from Patreon submissions, so uh good work gang, you’re part of the awesomeness and I’m proud of you! The point being, the NPCs work because enough of them are interesting to matter. It’s not just a servant who opens Count Michael’s door, it’s a character with a name (Oleandra!) and a personality and history. They’re interesting. Penny Lovejoy didn’t need to be interesting, the merchant outside the Laughing Mausoleum didn’t need to be interesting, but they ARE! And Haley and Gus EXCEL at making the NPCs matter, not just to the story but to us as viewers. I agree with Sir Mister Person, actually, I would die for the princesses of the kingdom. I actually care about Gem Lovejoy of all people - that wouldn’t happen in an ordinary campaign! That’s the thing that makes Unprepared Casters spectacular - and, frankly, it’s especially impressive because D&D does not tend to be good at making a lot of interesting compared to a lot of other sorts of stories.

And, just as an exemplar of all this: Bombyx Mori. Immortal, reincarnating(?), and described as the incarnation of the player’s ADHD. I expected to hate Bombyx, because as the mom friend both in and out of my friend-group’s campaigns, the chaos-causer is always exhausting to me. And yeah, Bombyx causes problems on purpose! But! She is not an asshole.

And that’s important. Bombyx goes and sits with the queen and comforts her. Bombyx gives Annie emotional support. Bombyx isn’t just a vehicle to jerk around the DM and other players; Bombyx really is a character we can care about. To compare with another case - in the first couple episodes of The Adventure Zone, the PCs are just dicks. Funny, but dicks. Bombyx holds out an arm “covered in larva” to shake with a count, and robs him of magical items, but she also cares about her friends and other people! She uses a powerful magical gem to save her fertilizer guy from death! Yeah, Bombyx is ridiculous, but she’s not just an asshole the party has to keep around for plot reasons; you can see why her party would keep her around. And one layer of meta up, she’s the perfect example of how to make a chaotic character like that while still being fun for everyone you’re playing with, which is often not the case. And I love her.

The Anti-Mercer Effect - Or, “I think we proved it can be fun, you can have a good time with your friends. And it doesn’t have to be scary, you can just work with what you know”

The Mercer Effect basically constitutes this: Matthew Mercer, Dungeon Master of Critical Role, is incredible (as are all of his players). They’re all professional story-tellers in a way, remember, and so Critical Role treats D&D like a narrative art-form, and it’s inspiring. Seeing that on Critical Role sets impossible standards - and people go into their own home games imagining that their campaigns will be like Critical Role, and the burden of that expectation tends to fall disproportionately on the DM. And the end result, I think, of the Mercer Effect is that we get discouraged or intimidated, because our game isn’t “as good as” theirs. (And I should note - Matt certainly doesn’t want that to be our reaction).

So the Anti-Mercer Effect is two things: it’s D&D treated like a game, and it’s inspiring but not intimidating. And Unprepared Casters manages both of those really freaking well. Because they play it like a game! A UC arc looks just like a good campaign in anyone’s home game. They have the vibes of 20-somethings and college students playing D&D for fun because that’s who they are (as a 20-something college student who plays a lot of D&D, watching it felt like watching my friends play an especially good campaign). They’re trying to tell a good story, sure, and they always do. But first and foremost, they’re trying to have fun, and it shows, and I love the UC cast for it.

And that’s the other half of it: it’s inspiring! It’s approachable; you can see that Haley and Gus put plenty of work into preparing the game but it also doesn’t make you feel like you need hundreds of pages of worldbuilding to run a game. Sometimes a cleric makes Haley cry and she gives them back a spell-slot from their deity! That’s fantastic! It’s just inspiring - listening to this over the summer, when my last campaign had fallen apart under the strain of graduation, is why I decided to plan and run my new one!

That quote from Haley Whipjack that I used as the title for this section? That’s the whole core of this idea, and really, I think, the core of the podcast.

The Mercer Effect is when you go “that’s really cool, I could never do that.” But Unprepared Casters makes you look at D&D and go “wow, that looks really fun. I bet I can do that!” And I love the show for it.

And I bet a lot of you do too.

[onlyforthebabes]

✨HL playlists by onlyforthebabes✨

(Edited to include 🎵when you know you know (HL6), 🎵close enough to touch (HL11), 🎵burnt romances (HL13), and 🎵too far gone (HL18))

This post is long overdue, but I've finally made a master list of all the HL playlists I've published here. They're listed in the order I created them, so there are some gaps in the numbers where I haven't posted (or maybe even finished) some, but I'll update if I ever publish more! I've put a lot of thought and time and love into these playlists, so I really hope y'all find something to enjoy here.

✨🎶

🎵a truth so loud

HL. The OG. A canon inspired playlist based on some of the most iconic H/L songs. (ft. 1D, Troye Sivan, Ed Sheeran, Lorde)

🎵honey (make this easy)

HL2. There’s no denying the chemistry between them from the moment they meet - so they don’t even try. While discretely hooking up with a fellow X Factor hopeful sounds like just another part of the fun, it’s hard to ignore that this thing between them is way more than physical, and “X Factor hopefuls” has become wholly inadequate to describe where they’re going. But in the midst of all the chaos, it’s hard to resist something this good. (ft. 1D, Hozier, Lizzo, Carly Rae Jepson)

🎵no matter how sweet, no matter how brave

HL3. New fame, new friends, new feelings. Jealousy gives way to mutual infatuation, which evolves into steadfast love. Growing up too fast doesn’t feel so scary when you’ve got someone to hold onto. (ft. 1D, Fleetwood Mac, Niall Horan, The Head and the Heart)

🎵Entirely

HLFOUR. Coming soon. (ft. 1D, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson)

🎵when you know you know

HL6. It's all about that one person... (ft. 1D, Maria Mena, Yellowcard, Beyoncé)

🎵one foot in sea and one on shore

HL10. A traveling sailor whose sense of home is the familiar warmth of local bars, a charming bartender in a seaside village, and a brief affair that leaves them both longing for a life far from everything they know. (ft. Regina Spektor, Bright Eyes, Feist, The Format)

🎵close enough to touch

HL11. Love can be frightening, for sure. (girl!direction) (ft. 1D, Louis Tomlinson, Hozier, Jake Scott)

🎵sunset couldn't save me now

HL12. Part-time suburban youth, summertime neighbors growing up together and blurring the lines of love and friendship; chasing dreams, traveling the world, and figuring out that sometimes home is a person. (ft. Sufjan Stevens, Vampire Weekend, Regina Spektor, Neutral Milk Hotel)

🎵burnt romances

HL13. A canon-compliant au where everything goes wrong, but love finds a way. (ft. The Weepies, Lewis Capaldi, Bleachers, The Head and the Heart)

🎵fell in love with the fire

HL14. Harry's long since accepted that fame comes with a closet. But a chance encounter with a friend from a past life may change everything (or, an au about identity, fame, missed connections, and giving love a chance) (ft. Florence and the Machine, Maren Morris, St. Vincent, Sam Smith)

🎵trip and i fall in

HL15. Undeniable chemistry turns a spontaneous hookup into fast friendship (with some pretty nice benefits). They know from the start it’s not exclusive, but that doesn’t stop anyone from catching feelings. (ft. Zayn, Ariana Grande, Brockhampton, Selena Gomez)

🎵learning to breathe

HL16. Harry and Louis have always been best friends, even within their close-knit group. Closeted, small town kids with little experience, an innocent first kiss turns into an agreement: to experimentally "date" in secret until high school ends. When it’s time to move on, they do. But as the years pass, they can never quite figure out how to let go. (ft. Maisie Peters, Julia Michaels, Lana del Rey, Lauv)

🎵too far gone

HL18. Love, illness, religion, and fear. A kiss between friends on a quiet winter's day changes everything. (ft. Sufjan Stevens, Brand New, Haley Heynderickx, Phoebe Bridgers)

🎵if i'm butter...

HL19. Louis’ an art student who spends his days wandering the city in search of inspiration while his hot-but-elusive craigslist roommate works ungodly hours as a baker. When the pandemic hits and the two near strangers are suddenly quarantined together, they find themselves growing closer in more ways than one. (ft. Relient K, BENEE, Fiona Apple, Samsa)

🎵pretend it isn't strange

HL20. A hopeless wanderer, lost and disillusioned with life, finds himself taken in by a small mountainside community: a friendly local band, a safe place to rest his head, and a stranger who makes it feel like home. Together they learn to let love grow. (ft. Wild Rivers, Ben Howard, Town Meeting, Birdtalker )

🎵yesterday (when you were young)

HL21. Coming soon (ft. Jon Bellion, AJR, Raleigh Ritchie, fun.)

🎵coming up lavender

HL22. New friends who feel like old ones, long drives home up the coast, and finding love in every color. Or, a girl!direction college road trip au (ft. Gretta Ray, dodie, Ingrid Michaelson, Mitski)

🎵it is what it is (till it ain't anymore)

HL23. An impending marriage, a secret affair, and either fate or bad timing. Harry and Louis fall in love one summer in rural Georgia. Years later, they meet again. (ft. Shania Twain, Kacey Musgraves, Gregory Alan Isakov, Andrew Bird)

And lastly, the playlists I've made based on other peoples' stories:

nothing but you on my mind 🎶for Nothing But You On My Mind by @absoloutenonsense

Louis Tomlinson is a PR manager hired to improve the image of royal bad-boy Prince Harry Styles. Unfortunately for him, that means being faced with the Prince's constant innuendos, incessant dirty jokes, and relentless flirting. Louis just wants to make it to Princess Gemma's coronation; once she's crowned Queen, his contract is up and he never has to see the Prince again. (ft. dodie, Julia Michaels, Dermot Kennedy, Lewis Capaldi)

little by little 🎶for Little by Little by @absoloutenonsense

Harry Styles is an omega who works at the London Planetarium, has lived in the same flat for ages, and is happy enough on his own. When he gets home from his first (horrible) attempt at dating in years, a new pregnant neighbor knocks on his door after smelling his cooking. He and Louis quickly become close, but their friendship gets complicated when Harry begins questioning who he is and what he likes. Or Harry discovers figuring out who you are is more complicated than a potato metaphor. (ft. Jordy Searcy, Bruno Major, Lizzy McAlpine, Sleeping at Last)

love after the end of the world 🎶for Love After the End of the World by @mercurial-madhouse

When staying alive is already a constant battle, the deadliest weakness is to be in love. For Harry and Louis, finding each other sits on top of the endless list of What Else Could Go Wrong. (ft. Bastille, Hozier, Fall Out Boy, Lorde)

[babysprouseisart]

Oh, and, again, look, haters... Do you think Haley is a nasty person too if she is so friendly and nice to Cole (who you consider a fatty disgusting predator) and clearly happy to see him? Would she have been that way with him if he ever did something bad or disgusting, especially towards a person (Lili), who Haley considered a good friend (or, jokingly, even a wifey) too? So, no, she isn't, he isn't, cause he never ever did anything wrong, that's the truth. And this works with any person who previously has supported and was friendly with Cole and his ex equally. None of their mutual friends turned their backs on him, while in case of her - doubtful. So, maybe, rather than hating Cole for nothing, keep your eye on your 'queen' more.

[sapphiics]

2020 mutual appreciation post!!

if you thought i wasn’t gonna copy my entire dash, you were sorely mistaken! who cares if we’re like over two hours into 2021? not me, so let’s begin:

first a very fun moodboard i made to sum up my quarantine

now for my moots:

@multi-mess-of-a-person Nellie!! you hold such a sacred place in my heart, because i feel like we’re really alike and think similarly, and even if we don’t talk often i love conversing with you and am very glad that we started talking! i love you so much, and you were like my first friend here! also i refuse to say anything bad on hotchniss when you’re on the dash because I love you too much

@greenaway-lewis Lucy🥺 lucy i love you so much, you’re incredibly hilarious and really fun to talk to(even if you do crap on all men🙄) and i’m so glad we started talking! i’m never bored when it comes to you and i care about you so much!! I love your writing style a lot your elle fic was super good! you make up for not being a hardcore morcia stan with your amazingness and the fact that you love temily and tara in general

@thestrawberrygirl elle i’m so glad we started talking even if it’s only been for a little bit so far! you worked your ass off to get on my biggest fans list(which i absolutely adored thank you very much🥰) and you’re such an incredibly interesting person i couldn’t imagine ever not wanting to hear what you say!

@kermitsaysgayrights sophia i love you. you’re such a sweet person and not only do i just adore your energy and personality but you are also the penemily widen and i love all of your content for them you practically raised the ship from the ground up!! i’m so glad we started talking recently and i really love you (and the rest of the mafia🥺) i love your blog so freaking much. the diner au has a sacred place in my heart

@marry-me-prentiss Jaz!!! I love you so much! you are such a nice and caring person and never fail to send me a good morning every single day(i love attention it means a lot to me) I’m so glad we’re moots.

@ssaemxlyprentxss the very first blog i followed🥺 viv when i tell you i had the biggest blog crush for so long i was so shocked when you followed me!! not only are you super talented but you’re funny, gorgeous, and very caring to everybody. and you’re a good writer like objectively good like getting me to read jemily good which is mucho wild.

@agentshortstacc where do i begin joey? my love, my partner, the apple of my eye the ying to my yang!! i’m so glad we’re moots(and in love ofc) and i love your fics and headcanons!! like i’m super particular but i love your stuff so much! you’re also such a nice person and i love you extremely so.

@gothwyfe i cannot even begin to explain how cool you seem to me i see all of your posts and i want your energy so bad. you’re funny as fuck and seem absolutely lawless.

@gaymemeaesthetic pluto first and foremost you were carrying the dash in memes when i went on my **** dive. you’re extra hilarious and i love your blog so much. i didn’t even know you followed me and i was super surprised to find out that you did you’re somebody who i like all of your posts. i love you🥺

@babey-jj you’re blog is so funny and great that i can completely forget about the fact that hey there delilah was your most listened song 2020(🤨) but for real i love you and i think you’re such a cool person.

@peanutbutterworm We only started being mutual every recently but absolutely everything you say about morcia and penemily speaks to me on a deep soul irhbdbdjdjdh why weren’t they endgame type level i think you’re amazing and hilarious.

@haleymalaffey haley haley haley. i could write a whole paper on how much i think the entire world of you. First and very foremost you completely match my morcia obsession on a level absolutely unparalleled i thought i was very much going crazy with how much i loved them until i found your blog and i was immediately smitten even before knowing how much of a caring and perfect person you were. you’re incredibly nice to everyone on here and i’m so grateful for you every single day. i love you so fucking much. i type this as i listen to the playlist you made for me (specifically You’re my best friend by Queen) and i can’t even comprehend how amazing you are.

@fuckshitupm8-deactivated3728 Maggie!! i love you and your blog so much you are like the prime minister of the moreid fan club. you’re such a positive person on here and fill me with so much joy interacting with you🥺

more people i very much love even if we barely talk @sunlightgalaxy okay nic you gave me this really nice review of my fic and i read it like 5 times and almost cried so thank you so much it meant everything to me

@rosesonmyheart i love your blog so much!!! it’s not only a nice break from all the cm but also morcia morcia morcia which is what clouds my brain daily

@hotchsbabygirl cj sometimes i swear you’re only there to cause me physical and mental hurt with all your morcia stuff i cannot handle it they keep me awake at night with all their wasted potential. i love your blog an insane amount it’s almost unreal.

@penelopeminded I really like your blog( i am also very obsessed with lists so it’s perfect for me) so much that i can excuse ranking hotch and beth over misty(nothing beats misty😤)i like get excited seeing you in my notifs.

@screechingshepherddeputygoth love, you like all my posts shitty, random, totally balls off the wall all of them you are a trooper! also when you sent me that ask i was so incredibly touched and i still think about it🥺 thank you and i love you

@thejeidhater annie you are so sweet! we just became moots very recently but i think you’re such a nice word on and i’m very excited to only get to know you more

okay that is it y’all i am so freaking sorry if i forgot anybody, i love all 170 of you guys and i’m so grateful for this blog🥺

[poorwritingandstalecoffee]

2 - 16 EVENS

Okayyy we’re doing the ask game…yess stall my boredom and get to know me!!! I need to interact with more people…

2.) do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? I drink coffee ALL THE TIME. Lately I’ve taken to the more stronger mixes because my exhausted life force craves the caffeine to function lately. I love cinnamon, caramel, vanilla, and pumpkin spices with it (that cinnamon though is so fucking good ahhh). And gotta respect that almond milk to go with my lactose intolerant ass

4.) do you sleep on your back, stomach, or side? uhh most of the time I fall asleep on my stomach but I almost always wake up in a different position either looking like a blown out starfish or a shrunken almost invisible mass buried under a pile of blankets

6.) do you prefer drawing or writing? I used to draw ALL THE TIME and people joked about how that was my trademark personality trait. Lately though with college classes flying by, questioning my life choices, re-evaluating my career path, and changing my major and intended profession I’ve dived into writing more for whatever psychological reason I refuse to evaluate because I do not have the mental capacity for that right now

8.) what is your favorite band/artist? Ohh this is a tough one. I’m so indecisive about my music tastes I can’t really pick a favorite. I could list anywhere from top 5 to top 20 of my favorite artists😬 sooo here’s some of the classics I’ve been listening to since I understood what music was: Halsey, Lana Del Ray, Sam Smith, Florence+The Machine, Kaleo, Twenty One Pilots, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Halestorm, King Princess, Haley Kiyoko, Banks, Sia, Fall Out Boy

10.) How tall are you? 5,3. Yes I know I’m short and yes I am gay for tall women and will promptly have a nosebleed and become a tomato from gay panic and hysteria if I encounter one…moving on

12.) who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? my grandmas (yes I have two and yes I thank the universe for keeping those queens alive every day) because those women kind of raised me and I literally would not be the same person today without them. three of my high school friends that have moved away because I miss the hilarious, amazing, dumb conversations we used to have all the time. My college advisor for recently helping my unless ass change my major and set me on a new degree path right after classes just started. And all the silent mutuals who stick around and like/reblog random shit from me and still choose to follow me. You guys are fucking awesome and I literally have no idea who you are but yes I see you and yes I love you and your blogs also!!

14.) What’s your favorite color? I like violets, dark blues, warm red-ish browns, dark greens, and lavender

16.) want any tattoos? What of? ABSOLUTELY I DO. I want to get a lgbtq tattoo for my sexuality (kind of thinking of something to do with flowers). And I want to get a snake tattoo also for my HP house- where are all my Slytherin bitches at??

[knifenymph]

I was today years old when I learned that Freya Haley has a section in her self-love course TLC that discusses you and your work! Wow two queens coming together like that??? I’m shook!!! 🌸🌈☀️ I love seeing your work reach some many people!! 🌷🌝💕🌺💫💫

hehehe yes!!! i ADORE freya! she is the sweetest in the world, and i am so grateful to get to consider her as a close friend of mine 💗 a mutual friend introduced us a year or two ago and we’ve been connected ever since! 

so nuts that you follow both of us! this makes me feel so special that you recognized me + my work 💗 kisses!

[exhoe-imagines]

what are your headcanons about dad!jooheon? 😋

OK LOOK WHY DONT U JUST BREAK MY HEART anyway here u go

ok firstly jooheon is that bf/hubby that doesn’t bring up kids like Vocally but he’s just like suddenly preparing for them

“baby i think we should name our baby (insert crazy name here)”

“heony im not pregnant/we’re not planning to adopt/surrogate/etc.”

him: >:(

also when the baby is born nobody knows their name anyway bc he just calls them “honey bee” or “little one” or deadass “baby”

also yoshi and gucci must be around the baby at all times ok he loves seeing all his Children together

“jooheon where is the baby”

“i left him/her with yoshi and gucci :)”

“JOOHEON YOU CAN’T JUST--”

when your baby starts babbling he’s gonna try to make them rap

you: say mama/dada/appa/etc. !!

jooheon: say *clears throat* “eXCUSE ME IM WALKING LIKE ZOMBIE YAH”

he def aegyo raps to the baby too and you’re like “pls this is the 7th time i’ve heard u rap your part in alligator in a baby voice im begging u”

omg the pUPPY EYES THO

he just holds the baby up and they both look at u with big shiny eyes and you’re like “ohmygod do whatever you want i love u both too much f***”

basically your baby is a Tiny Jooheony

he just carries the baby everywhere and makes them dress like him and sleeps with them in his arms and you’re like choking back tears like “that’s so cute”

and then you’re like in bed one night after a rough night and your baby is like a whole ass 3 months old or something and jooheon is like “so when are we having another :3″

- admin ruby

🌙 sleepover saturday 🌙