I often see canon Holmes and Watson's default state pictured as
but what I read them as, is rather
and I think that's a lot funnier
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Eddie: Terrible news, everybody. Steve’s growing a mustache
Steve: Growing? I’ve already grown it
Eddie: You look like a pornstar
Steve, snorting: Like you’re not into that
Eddie, rolling his eyes:…I am into it. I don’t like the way it feels on my face when we kiss
Steve: How about the way it feels on your-
Robin: Could you not?
Gareth: We’re in the middle of a live-stream.
Steve, did not know that: Eddie!
Eddie: I didn’t know that’s where you were going with this conversation!
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you can take him hot to go
Bonus - this is what all the layers look like stacked lol
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mystupid silly hc
once when uzi was a baby, khan took off his mustache just for some change and uzi would just not stop crying because she couldn’t recognize him. who was this man and what happened to her dad.
(hes literally right there holding her)
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CHAPTER 3 OF PRESUMED DEADDIE FIC IS HERE. COME READ CHAPTER 3 OF PRESUMED DEADDIE!!!!
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imagine being john lennon & going through (probable) conversion therapy and trying to convince the world that not only are you straight but you're soooo over That Fucking Guy and then that fucking guy shows up on your tv screen doing the faggiest little tap dance in a pink suit and heels with a bunch of genderbending dancers around him doing a jerk off motion in the air when pulling a train whistle and has himself and his wife in the audience nodding and watching his faggy little performance
I would've lost it
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