#muse mixup madness 052024

[val-victory]

someone should invent nightmareless sleep.

[val-victory]

are people still homophobic in your time? thats awful man.

“ not allowed…in this restaurant.”…..” can’t be there…” ….are you….not allowed….to get bitches? 🤨

[val-victory]

hey. uhm rotomblr staff or something... why did my name change when i signed up?

how do i get my actual username. and who is val????

[val-victory]

Nightmareless sleep is only for the privileged. Sorry.

wait there are people who don't get nightmares? who are they. what are they doing?

please, i need to know more

[val-victory]

Part I

Today was a Day unlike any other. Today was the Day Vic could finally rid himself of his Human Imperfections. Free of Bones, free of Muscles, free of a limited analogue biological Existence. Finally he would fuse with Exa forever.

But the Lab would not open for another few Hours. He had some Time to kill, so why not start this unusual Day like any other: with Breakfast.

The Oatmilk and the Maize Kernels rotated for a few Minutes in the Microwave, eventually they started Popping. Warm Milk and Cereal, the only Breakfast that could satisfy someone as picky as him.

Taste, the Thought of that amused Vic, as a Porygon it would not have Tastebuds in the usual Sense, instead there would be Nutrition Sensors that would detect the Value of each Bite and then send a Report to it's seccondary Input Stream... that would feel so much better than throwing chewed up wet biological Matter down your Throat right next to your Airtube where you hope that the small Meatflap that seperates the two Tubes doesn't act up and makes you almost suffocate from a small Droplet of Water.

He still had Time after finishing his Meal. Enough Time to look at himself in the Mirror one last Time. He looked like he usually did, round Face, short blue Hair, almost unnoticeable Stubble. Not enough to get a full Beard, but also not so little that he could get away without shaving. Should he shave one last Time? Did that even matter at this Point, it was just another Reminder of how little Control he had over his Body. Every Cell and every Follicle doing whatever it was made to do, with no Way to change or reprogram it. At least his Hair Color was somewhat variable, blue suited him, it looked somewhat artificial. Was that the Reason why he dyed his Hair that Way? He could not remember, it just felt right.

After getting dressed, in his usual Clothes(which he would not need anymore), and his Labcoat, which he never forget to wear when having Lab Duty, because 'Labcoats are cool'. It was finally Time to leave his Dorm.

The Halls were as wide as ever, with a Conveyor Belt on each Side for Accessibility. But Vic liked walking, at least a Bit more than standing and waiting. But soon enough he wouldn't do either, he could just fly anywhere. And for longer Distances he would just need a Port of the Network, and go instantly anywhere on the Planet.

Lost in Thought he almost ran into one of the Guys from Engineering, Vic would be able to remember his Name, if remembering Names wasn't one of his biggest Weaknesses. (another Thing that being a Porygon could fix) The Guy had blonde Hair and was currently typing up a storm on his two Wrist Computers, criss-cross.

Vic was trying to remember his Name, but all his Mind could come up with were "Chromaton, Chromedome, Chromillion, Chromard and Chromateur." none of which sounded like real Names to him.

"Victor, good to see you, i wanted to commend you on your impeccable job of creating an operating system for my newest invention." Chromos(?) said with his usual calm and collected Tone of Voice.

"well, i wouldn't call it impeccable. i was thinking about my own project while working on it, i made a few mistakes. like, if i was you i would wait with the testing phase until i got it's personality matrix to connect with it's mainframe properly." Vic rebutted, despite being somewhat scared of the Guy.

"But Victor, we are both researchers you should be able to see the value in praxis before theory. It passed all of the tests with flying neutrals. why don't you see for yourself."

The Researcher procured a Pokéball and threw it onto the Floor. A small artificial Pokémon materialized in front of Vic, it just barely reached his Knees, but only if you included those stylized Loudspeakers on the Side of it's Head. It activated it's typical Idle Mode, just scanning the Area without a greater Purpose.

Chromatorium(?) exuded an Aura of Superiority. "You can see that this little prototype is totally harmless right?"

"well not exactly. just because it hasn't harmed anyone yet won't mean it will be safe in the future. i'll make you an offer, deactivate it for now, and i'll look over the code one more time. like in the afternoon, after i'm done with my research?" Vic argued, trying to be diplomatic.

"I will consider it, i'll put V-22 on hold, and as long as temporarily fusing with a Z-Version doesn't mess up your brain you can debug it."

Vic wanted to say something, especially after that last Comment, but all he could muster was a pathetic "ok... later..." Vic hated it when he didn't know how to counter an Insult. he was so much better at this online.

Chromatasio(?) and his little Gremlin left the Scene by sidestepping onto the Conveyor Belt and riding to what Vic hopes is the Engineering Workshop where Chromoze(?) would hopefully put the Project on hold.

Vic decided that running was no longer worth it and he stepped on the other Conveyor. slowly riding into the Direction of the Computer Lab.

[val-victory]

I feel like threatened and almost extinct species might be one of the biggest threats to our time.

the amount of species we have lost or almost lost... there are just so many.

and i'm not even sure our government is taking this as seriously as they should. anyway you're fucking awesome for doing that. good job

i just saw your pinned, you're a rehabilitator? (or trying to become one). thats noble.

i always think it's sad when a species becomes threatened. so you're doing a good job 👍.

Thanks, it means a lot. I feel it’s sad to see how much of Alola’s biodiversity got disturbed by all of the invasive species we brought over the centuries, and the deforestation. Some pokemon I only know about from stories and old pictures. But over the years, people in the region worked hard to establish a stronger bond with nature. And I wanna be part of that, y’know?

Plus, dad can refer me to some sectors of the Aether Foundation when I graduate. The future looks bright.

[val-victory]

Bill just told me about how he plans to decode Exas Data.

do i actually have to do this? it seems wrong.

[val-victory]

Something that i have to ask across the universes.

[val-victory]

🏳️‍⚧️❓

what?

can you please send your next ask a bit more accesibly?

i am color blind...

[val-victory]

walk for walking distance, transporter network for medium range, trains for long distance.

I'm curious

-💙

[val-victory]

this university sucks.

i've been here for almost 6 years now and i still haven't seen a single goth girl

fuck my life honestly.

[val-victory]

Depopulation..?

the biggest problem of our time.

pokémon just don't reproduce that much anymore. everyone is trying to fix it. and everyone sucks at it.

[val-victory]

Hello there!

Your pinned pozt mentionz digitization

May I azk what that entailz?

It zoundz up my alley....

@justalileepguy

*cracks knuckles*

so... you should probably be familiar with pss. the pokémon storage system. where a pokémon that has been caught in a ball can be stored in a pc. i wrote a whole masters thesis about this, i have 50 copies of that, i can send you one if you want.

anyway, professor Amanita(and me) are working on an expansion to that system. because we have found inconsistencies in the network, and our current hypothesis is the existence of parallel worlds.

i signed up for this site, because some users have reported something happening with parallel worlds. and maybe that's true if i believe everything that's on here.

[val-victory]

you can't lose one-suit freecell(i think).

Hoopa should play a game... But what game?

[val-victory]

test. test

Sending test mail to professor Amanita. test failed.

connection to rotomblr established....

unable to disconnect.

the professor does not use this part of the network.

objective.

stay inside of the webbed site until you get disconnected by the professor.

task running.

[val-victory]

the engineering team is actually working on artificializing fictional pokémon. i kind of meant that as a joke. but like who actually cares about the environment. as long as they are having fun who cares.

this message has been brought to you by sarcasm.