#muse answers: seaborn seonghwa

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I feel like I might know the answer to this but are there any nicknames the members of the Fold have for each other?

Faerie Yeosang: "hm. We all Call Hongjoong Captain...Chief, and-"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "smart ass, jackass, assh-"

Reborn Hongjoong: "and yet he called me none of these things when he's in my ass-"

Incubi Jongho: "they call me Gummy Bear...Baby Bear too...oh, im particularly soft for uh...pumpkin? S-sometimes. Dont look at me like that, there's nothing wrong with that!"

Manticore San: "...kitty. they call me kitty. Sometimes."

Dragon Mingi: "one time someone slipped up and called me Daddy as a joke and it stuck"

Eldritch Wooyoung: "that wasnt the only thing stuck."

Faerie Yeosang: "this is careening off topic. Im sure they didnt want to know all this extra detail. Anyway. Yunho we call puppy. He likes it. It makes him feel small when he needs to. Sometimes we call Mingi Helios because he looks like the sun when he flies. Wooyoung and I dont have any specific nicknames as of yet. Just simple petnames. Sorry for the chaos"

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Jjongie look at this thing, it’s called a photo, I think Woo dropped it after he visited another realm, I don’t know why but something seems a little off about this cause Hwa don’t look like this in real life

[photo in question]

“Why hyung stepping on bunnies!!!!!”

Idk, and what kind of wizarding/witch hat is that on his head. It’s so…. Limpy.

“You know what else is limpy…”

Seaborn Seonghwa: "what in the fresh hell is that"

Eldritch Wooyoung: *wheeze*

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Seonghwaaaaa you cant just-

Eldritch Wooyoung: "my~ and no one shared with us~ we're going to starve, boys~"

Faerie Yeosang: "*slaps him in the neck and drags him away* ignore him"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "d..did i say something wrong? 🥺 *clicks sadly* i liked your cooking..."

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Hwa, your lips are so beautiful. You that right 🥺🥺🥺

Seaborn Seonghwa: "my lips? Would you like to come closer to see them?"

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*makes two husband traps to trap gaiaas husbbys so she can have them on standbi*

Fuzanglong Jackson: "*Slams tail on bars* BITCH??"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "why are we assuming I'd run from her?"

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Looks Seonghwa dead in eyes “I will steal your mate.” Ignores Yeosang

Secretary Park: "*holds up censor bar as horrible sounds of murder happen behind it* i dont get paid enough for this. *steps away from the puddle* you done?"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "*wipes mouth and drops half bitten heart on ground* yeah."

Secretary Park: "okay someone clean this up because it wont be me"

Faerie Yeosang: "*sends curses down several generations*"

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*Trips seonghwa and pours a gallon of pixie dust on his ass so he starts floating before he can attack (cue the vicious howls and siren songs which can’t be heard by me thanks to woo)*

*clicks the fluffy handcuffs on motha Gaia and smiles*

“Sorry ma, anontiny got Mr. Woo to help with this potential play time. So… yeah”

Starts sprinting a good two feet before some growls and howls can be heard racing up real fast behind us.

“Damn Mr. Woo was right.”

*Proceeds to throw Motha off the side of a cliff where Woo is waiting with his tentacles*

“SORRY MA 🫶🏽🫶🏽”

Seaborn Hongjoong: "*drinks tea* this is chaotic. See? This is why i dont want kids. They apparently contribute to your abduction."

Faerie Yeosang: "WHO TOLD YOU TO GO INTO MY PIXIE DUST?!"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "WHEN I GET DOWN YOU ALL ARE FUCKING DEAD"

Dragon Mingi: "*swoops and catches* why are we throwing her off a cliff?!"

Incubi Jongho: "??????!!!!!! What in the hell is happening"

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Im going to steal the rocks they gave Seonghwa!

Seaborn Seonghwa: "if you want me to tear your heart out while its still beating, just say so. These are mine."

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Hi (*^.^*)/ men of ataraxia I hope you all have had yummy food

Seaborn Seonghwa: "I did. We cooked together. Did you forget, my love?"

H. Hound Yunho: "I brought back a wyvern from my hunt but Yeosang got mad at me because i dropped it in one of his gardens and squished his flowers....uh...and a few fae. They're okay though!"

Incubi Jongho: "👉🏽👈🏽 I uh. Seulgi noona let me um. Watch. Her eat... SoImOkayForNowThankYou"

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Would seaborn hongjoong still love seonghwa even if he was a worm?

Seaborn Hongjoong: "i mean I'd still eat him-"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "WHAT"

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Jackson Seonghwa…do you like short damsels in distress? I need to be saved from a 90 year old man who and I quote “I know I shouldn’t be flirting with you but if I’m gonna die it should be to jealous husband. I hope thats it beautiful.”

Seaborn Seonghwa: "[redacted violence] at least he got the dying part right."

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O h its murder time i see how dare

Seaborn Seonghwa: "*grumbles and sets you near eggs* ours."

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So if I was to go near hongjoongs seabed to steal hwas kids for myself…

Seaborn Hongjoong: "id kill you before you even got to see a blade of seaweed."

Seaborn Seonghwa: "oh no. Let them try. Ill make it p a i n f u l *snarls*"

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*face plants burnt out too tired*

Seaborn Seonghwa: "*pets and sings quietly to soothe* you've had a long day. You did well."

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*Time to stir the pot cause timeout is boring*

Jjongie…. Who’s your favorite hyung and why is it minki 😊

Incubi Jongho: "fav- i dont have a favorite"

Hellhound Yunho: "besides, im everyone's favorite"

Seaborn Hongjoong: "here we go."

Dragon Mingi: "????? No, im the favorite"

Incubi Jongho: "i dont have a fav-"

Seaborn Seonghwa: "I don't know why we're fighting when im the favorite"

Manticore San:

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Jumps into Seonghwas arms

Seaborn Seonghwa: "*catches and purrs*"

Seaborn Hongjoong: "they're practically married"