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Sweetie took care of an old friend before she got to Discord first. Though, Revenge for Big Sister never tasted so sweet. . . a year ago.
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multitude-of-muses · 5 months
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hello.....blueblood....niceee....to...meet youu.....-trying so hard to be nice-
". . . you're still living?"
SIR- SIR, THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO A LADY.
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omasumi-in-real · 8 months
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i’d personally like to slide my own omori homestuck thoughts onto the table, unwarranted of course
sunny as a derse dreaming limeblood prince of light (omori could maybe be a knight of void? shrugging)
basil is a prospit dreaming violetblood rogue of doom
aubreys a derse dreaming goldblood maid of rage
kel as a prospit dreaming blueblood mage of heart
hero is a derse dreaming purpleblood sylph of blood
and mari would be a prospit dreaming fuschiablood muse of hope (/ witch of hope if i limit myself lol)
definitely some interesting classpects! however, funnily enough, at the time when you asked this, i was in a discussion with a friend on these classpects and now i have a very different answer than what i gave before, mostly with what that friend supplied. although, i still have my own flavors added to it. my new, current take is... Sunny as a Prospit dreaming Heir of Heart
Aubrey as a Derse dreaming Rogue of Time
Kel as a Prospit dreaming Bard of Breath
Hero as a Prospit dreaming Knight of Life
Basil as a Derse dreaming Page of Void
Mari as a Derse dreaming Mage of Blood
although they're missing a space player so throw in a pre-scratch Rowan as a Thief of Space. don't ask how he got here i haven't figured that one out yet.
my main justification for the lunar sways is near completely because of the silly little narrative i have in my head. see, it's very likely that of any of the cast, Sunny would be the one to awaken his dream self first. and realistically, probably a few days after confessing the truth. the pre-awoken players tend to be prospit dreamers, and i thought it would be fun to have skaia have some minor influences on headspace, and have the furthest ring have some minor influences on blackspace, as if whenever he was dreaming, his dream self started sleepwalking. mari and basil being in derse is notably supposed to be a reflection of blackspace to a degree.
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bookoffriendships · 3 years
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TAG DUMP;; Muse Tags
APPLEJACK
➵ i  don't ask how hard the work is. 「 applejack. 」 「 ic. 」
➵ got a rough indestructible surface. 「 applejack. 」 「 musings. 」
➵ i'm pretty sure i'm worthless if i can't be of service 「 applejack. 」 「 about. 」
➵ who am i if i can't carry it all? 「 applejack. 」 「 visage. 」
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
➵ i know exactly what i want and who i want to be. 「 twilight s. 」 「 ic. 」
➵ i just want to make a change. 「 twilight s. 」 「 musings. 」
➵ i'm only after success. 「 twilight s. 」 「 about. 」
➵ i'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy. 「 twilight s. 」 「 visage. 」
COLORATURA
➵ i hear my voice so clearly and i know that it is right. 「 coloratura. 」 「 ic. 」
➵ but now i know the real me and put my heart out on the line. 「 coloratura. 」 「 musings. 」
➵ they sold me the world but they were wrong. 「 coloratura. 」 「 about. 」
➵ i'm here to show you who i am—throw off the veil,it's finally time. 「 coloratura. 」 「 visage. 」
DISCORD
➵ a terrible catastrophe played by your symphony. 「 discord. 」 「 ic. 」
➵ wreaking anarchy, and all it brings. 「 discord. 」 「 musings. 」
➵ sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon. 「 discord. 」 「 about. 」
➵ they curse the name,the one behind it all. 「 discord. 」 「 visage. 」
SWEETIE BELLE
➵ i have a dream,a song to sing. 「 sweetie belle. 」 「 ic. 」
➵ if you see the wonder,of a fairy tale. 「 sweetie belle. 」 「 musings. 」
➵ you can take the future,even if you fail. 「 sweetie belle. 」 「 about. 」
➵ i'll cross the stream,i have a dream. 「 sweetie belle. 」 「 visage. 」
PRINCE BLUEBLOOD
➵ taken in by my dashing grin—you have failed to note the pointy teeth. 「 prince blueblood. 」 「 ic. 」
➵ my debonair and dazzling personality was like a dream. 「 prince blueblood. 」 「 musings. 」
➵ hardly harmless,ill-equipped or armless. 「 prince blueblood. 」 「 about. 」
➵ i'm no fraud,but beneath this warm facade—i'm prince charmless underneath. 「 prince blueblood. 」 「 visage. 」
#➵ i  don't ask how hard the work is. 「 applejack. 」 「 ic. 」#➵ got a rough indestructible surface. 「 applejack. 」 「 musings. 」#➵ i'm pretty sure i'm worthless if i can't be of service 「 applejack. 」 「 about. 」#➵ who am i if i can't carry it all? 「 applejack. 」 「 visage. 」#➵ i hear my voice so clearly and i know that it is right. 「 coloratura. 」 「 ic. 」#➵ but now i know the real me and put my heart out on the line. 「 coloratura. 」 「 musings. 」#➵ they sold me the world but they were wrong. 「 coloratura. 」 「 about. 」#➵ i'm here to show you who i am—throw off the veil,it's finally time. 「 coloratura. 」 「 visage. 」#➵ a terrible catastrophe played by your symphony. 「 discord. 」 「 ic. 」#➵ wreaking anarchy, and all it brings. 「 discord. 」 「 musings. 」#➵ sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon. 「 discord. 」 「 about. 」#➵ they curse the name,the one behind it all. 「 discord. 」 「 visage. 」#➵ i have a dream,a song to sing. 「 sweetie belle. 」 「 ic. 」#➵ if you see the wonder,of a fairy tale. 「 sweetie belle. 」 「 musings. 」#➵ you can take the future,even if you fail. 「 sweetie belle. 」 「 about. 」#➵ i'll cross the stream,i have a dream. 「 sweetie belle. 」 「 visage. 」#➵ taken in by my dashing grin—you have failed to note the pointy teeth. 「 prince blueblood. 」 「 ic. 」#➵ my debonair and dazzling personality was like a dream. 「 prince blueblood. 」 「 musings. 」#➵ hardly harmless,ill-equipped or armless. 「 prince blueblood. 」 「 about. 」#➵ i'm no fraud,but beneath this warm facade—i'm prince charmless underneath. 「 prince blueblood. 」 「 visage. 」
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theeditorreads · 5 years
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Trailer Reveal - Dark Prince by Michelle Hercules
Trailer Reveal – Dark Prince by Michelle Hercules
Today we have the trailer reveal for Michelle Hercules’ Dark Prince! Check out the trailer and be sure to pre-order your copy today!
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Title: Dark Prince Author: Michelle Hercules Release Date: April 3rd COVER DESIGN: Michelle Hercules PHOTOGRAPHER: Michelle Lancaster (@lanefotograf) MODEL: Chase Mattson
About Dark Prince: There are only two ways a human can cross the gates of Bloodstone Institute:…
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(Open Rp) Winter, Romance, My Little Pony Au, And Valentines Day Au in" Hearts and Hooves Day: My true Love is a Fusion"
It was a day After Princess Saphira's Birthday, She got Engaged by Princess Celestia's nephew name "prince Blue blood". She was Over the Moon and could Not wait to marry him, But.. On the Last Day of The January, It was an annual Galloping Gala Night..Saphira was Wearing the Most Loveliest Dress made by her good friend Rarity,, Princess Saphira was pacing back and Forth Worrying about her Beloved Fiance.. Saphira's patience is thin..as she went inside and Saw Prince Blueblood Propose To His Pregnant Unicorn Mistress and she gasp and said,
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Princess Saphira: PRINCE BLUEBLOOD! WHAT IN THE HAY IS GOING ON HERE!!??
*Prince blueblood gasp and Slipped the ring on the mistress horns and he backed off*
Prince Blueblood: Umm darling,, I was wai-
*SLAP and other Ponies gasp..and News reporters and paparazzi came and took pictures*
Princess Saphira: How could you!? I thought you loved Me...I was So Wrong.. Now Naieve of me.. *in tears*..
Prince Blueblood: Look Dear.. lets Forget all-
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Princess Saphira: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!! You made a Scandal out of My Kingdom and My Fathers Name! AND NOT ONLY THAT!! You got a Pregnant Mistress behind my back!! You Scoundrel!!... and you know what..
*her Horn Glows and got the ring off her horn and Toss it at him*
Princess Saphira: It's over! We're Done!... You made a Horrible Embarassment to the Entire Equestria and Saukutopia! ...What Would my Father think of this? Even Princess Celestia!!!? WE'RE THROUGH!! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACES IN MY KINGDOM AGAIN!!!
Saphira runs off in tears..but Little Does Princess Saphira knows that The Two Good and Handsome Stallion Princes sees Saphira's beauty.. But They Couldn't bare Saphira's being broken heart...The Next day, there is a Ponyville and Equestria news papers about Prince Blueblood Scandals and also Royal Embarassment of the Royal family. Saphira had Never Felt So embarassed In her Entired life and her father...Oh boy.. He is Inflamed Of what Blueblood has Done to his own daughter...Alot of News Reporters and Paparazzi was outside of the Kingdom asking questions and taking Photos.. Her father Took care of it..and Saphira said.."I cannot believe...that damn Prince Blueblood has Done to me.. And I'm Feeling So Embarassed... I cannot bare it, I need to get away from here.. *Sniffles*..I can't take it..." She Flies off to the Empty beach as she is crying softly..When She Lands On the Bolder Near the calming Lagoon..
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Her tears falls and lands in water..made a sound of sadness came from her...Then..The two Princes ((I don't mind what pony or others looks like.. Either is : Unicorn, pegusas, alicorn, sea pony,Dragon, yak, hippogriff, griffin,changelings, and earth pony)) Who Saw Saphira on the Bolder Feeling broken heart and Embarassed..They try to find a way to get saphira chose.. but.. She refuse and chose neither of them...because She is too scared of be heartbroken again...So two princes Looked at eachother and thoughted..and then one of them said..
(Your muse name 1): Hey.. I know just a thing!
(your muse name 2): What is it?
(Your muse name 1): Why Not we Fuse together! That way..Saphira Doesn't Know us.. but Her Own prince Charming...Besides.. Look at her.
*both look at saphira*
(Your muse name 1):  She Deserve So much Better than that Disgraceful Prince...I mean Who the Hay think he is? Trying to Make Saphira's Royal family a Fool Out of them...
(Your muse name 1): Yes Your Right.. But How? We Don't know the spell nor potions that would make us Fuse together..
(Your muse name 1):Oh I Know Just a Zebra who Does have a Fusion Potion that Will get us Fuse together..and that way.. we will treat saphira like She Deserve better than this...
(Your muse name 2): Agree Bud.. lets Go
When they head to Zecora's Home and knocking on the door..Then She answers and said
Zecora: Greetings, I've been Expecting you two Tell me What can I Do For you?
(Your muse name 1): Well.. We wanted to Fuse Together..it's.. Saphira..
Zecora: Ah the Princess of Beauty And Compassion, I See her troubles With her Passion. If you Want to Fuse Together To win her Heart... but Be Warned.. At the Struck of midnight you will never be Apart..*handed them a Potion* Each potion Will make You two Fuse.. but better be Wisely use it when the time is Right, I see the Future that is Bright.
Both: Thank you Zecora, We won't Forget that..
When they left.. the two princes was in the forest and Looked at eachother..and One prince said..
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tyrannussins · 4 years
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Sinday Special
Send 👅 for my muse to go down on yours. (Send +Reverse for your muse to go down on mine)
@lewdblood / @nobiiliity
Sombra’s tail couldn’t help but swish happily behind his legs as he sat on the side of the bed. He looked down at the prince, who was so eagerly making his way down Sombra’s body with kisses and small licks, the King huffing as he simply placed a large hoof on his head and rubbed his silky soft mane slightly.
He watched as the prince went down to a rather familiar position at this point, but now, with new purpose. “First, you know what to do. Can’t have you train on throating without the right equipment.” His sheath throbbed as he pushed Blueblood’s muzzle ever so closer to him, the scent of his musk now more than clear for the stallion as his heavy sack sat just below the large sheath.
“Now, my little prince, start licking.”
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ofequus · 5 years
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LIKE THIS post if you'd be interested in roleplaying with Prince Blueblood.  By liking this post, you are granting me the following:
• Tag things relating to our muses • plot/discuss threads • send inbox memes • talk shipping • become acquainted & be friends!
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RULES
•  NO personals/non-mutuals •  Please make sure you’ve read my rules. •  Mutuals please… → Like this post → Request a certain verse •  If a sideblog, please comment with your url!   •  If a multimuse, please specify which muse!
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Send “▶▶” to get a glimpse at a scene from my muse’s future.
It was that time again: The Grand Galloping Gala had once again arrived. Ponies from all across Equestria and even some guests from foreign lands were invited. The hall was buzzing with pleasant chatters about business, inquiries on foreign culture, and personal anecdotes. All in all, everyone was enjoying themselves.
Well, almost everyone. Sitting off into the corner, away from everyone else, sat a lone dragon. Spike was now the same size as Ember was when he first met her, and a pair of small wings had sprouted from his back. He was personally invited to the Gala by Shining and Cadance as a guest of honor, and to say he was bored was an understatement.
He sat with his head propped against his hand, occasionally sipping from a glass of punch as he gazed out into the crowd. The Canterlot elite mingling with each other, talking with the other invited guests, enjoying each others’ company. To Spike, it was all rather… dull.
He had promised Twilight that he wouldn’t cause any trouble. The Gala was an important event in Canterlot, and it was always a good idea to keep a good impression with the guests, but he felt that it needed something more. There needed to be some kind of excitement, something to break the monotony of idle chatter.
Staring out at the crowd, an idea slowly wormed its way into his head. Well, he had promised to not cause any trouble, so surely he was allowed to cause a bit of fun? As the thought lingered in his mind, a small smirk crept on his lips. Lifting his head off his hand, he snapped his fingers, and his plan went into motion.
A pair of business stallions were discussing trade deals, but one of them suddenly paused when he felt something touch his snout. Crossing his eyes, he focused on the spot to find a white speck perched perfectly on his nose before slowly fading away. Before long, all talking in the hall ceased as everyone present became aware that it was suddenly snowing inside the building.
The crowd stared up at the spectacle largely in confusion and shock, with a few staring up in delight, and a couple staring in fear. The confusion soon broke into buzzing comments regarding the sudden appearance of the snow and whether it was just an illusion or some prank.
While everyone was busy staring up, the snow began piling onto the floor around their hooves. None of the adults seemed to notice, but the children present certainly did. They began prancing around through the snow and creating snow angels, having the time of their lives. Their commotion finally drew the attention of the adults, the majority who couldn’t help but smile.
Then the inevitable happened.
In the midst of the children’s fun, one colt packed a snowball and threw it at another. The other colt packed his own snowball and threw it back in retaliation, but the first ducked down, causing the snowball to strike a mare behind him. From there, a giant snowball fight broke loose as every stallion, mare, and foal began balling up the snow and throwing them at each other.
From his seat in the corner, a wide grin was plastered on Spike’s face as he watched everything unfold. Now this was more like it; some actual fun instead of boring prattle.
Spike’s attention was quickly diverted when he heard a particular voice ring out among the commotion. He turned his head to see a certain Prince complaining about his suit being ruined. Scooping up a handful of snow, Spike let out a sharp whistle. When Blueblood turned to look at him, Spike threw his snowball and nailed the Prince right between the eyes, eliciting a cackle from the dragon.
With the snowball fight in full force, Spike leaped off his seat and dove into the snow, stalking out his next victim…
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beyondequestria · 4 years
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Prince Blueblood tags !
【 blueblood ┊ ic. 】
【 blueblood ┊ gallery. 】
【 blueblood ┊ musings. 】
【 blueblood ┊ interests. 】
【 blueblood ┊ headcanons. 】
【 blueblood ┊ aesthetic. 】
【 blueblood ┊ answered. 】
【 blueblood ┊ dash comm. 】
【 blueblood ┊ wishlist. 】
【 blueblood ┊ dash games. 】
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【 blueblood ┊ verse 01. 】
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undertheroses · 7 years
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Send 👂 for your muse to overhear my muse talking about them
“...Have I heard of Who?..Oohh Golden Ink! Right! I’ve never met em but I’ve certainly heard about him. He’s some sort of writer?..Bank manager? Oh, just a writer. That’s cool that’s cool. You know some name’s can have ah..Double meaning to em!“
“AhAHAHAHAH!“
One could suddenly hear a gentle sound of a golden bit being clinked into some glass container before the unicorn continued to speak,
“Well he must be loaded either way. Cause I heard he’s close friends with Prince Blueblood, and you know royal snobs like that don’t just hang around with any pony. Let alone middle class schmoes like us am I right?“
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multitude-of-muses · 5 months
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Even his own mod doesn't like him. . . sad day for Blueblood.
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the-crystal-muse · 7 years
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Well, this blog has finally gone multi-character, with Blueblood as the second full time Crystal Muse. (That honestly sounded a lot cooler in my head.) While the blog is still going to focus mostly on Cadance, Blueblood is now open for asks and roleplays and the like. So if anyone ever wants to pester a prince, he’s here to help~
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Dave gave a sigh as he looked at Blueblood. “Fine. Fine. I’ll kiss you so you don’t have to suffer the toil of going to the badlands.” He muttered, and gave the prince a sudden, mane curling kiss.
Dave gave him such a kiss, that the possible thought of: Did he really need to use tongue?
Could come to one’s mind. It was so passionate too, as if to give authenticity into the kiss for the sake of not having him sent to the badlands.
With that done. He broke the kiss, wiped his muzzle, and said. “Speak of this to no one.” And with a poof. He was gone.
@the-crystal-muse
@ladyofdragonsandfriendship
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theeditorreads · 4 years
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New Release - Dark Prince by Michelle Hercules
New Release – Dark Prince by Michelle Hercules
Today we have the release day blitz for Michelle Hercules’ Dark Prince! Check out the trailer and be sure to get your copy today!
Title: Dark Prince Author: Michelle Hercules COVER DESIGN: Michelle Hercules PHOTOGRAPHER: Michelle Lancaster (@lanefotograf) MODEL: Chase Mattson
About Dark Prince: There are only two ways a human can cross the gates of Bloodstone Institute: as a familiar to one of…
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homedevises · 6 years
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For their 27th bells anniversary, the Breaking Bad ablaze Bryan Cranston gave his wife, Robin, a allowance that promises “to accord you the best account of your life, guaranteed”. The Squatty Potty is a berserk accepted seven-inch-high artificial stool, advised by a adherent Mormon and her son, which curves about the abject of your loo. By propping your all-overs on it while you crap, you accession your knees aloft your hips. From this semi-squat position, the centuries-old built-in toilet is adapted into article added primordial, like a aperture in the ground. The ancestors that makes the Squatty Potty says this aspect unfurls your colon and gives your faecal bulk a bright run from your gut to the bowl, abbreviation bloating, ache and the abrupt that causes haemorrhoids. Musing about the allowance on one of America’s daytime allocution shows in 2016, Cranston said: “Elimination is love.”
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More than 5m Squatty Potties accept been awash aback they aboriginal crept on to the bazaar in 2011. Celebrities such as Sally Field and Jimmy Kimmel accept raved about them, and the basketball awareness Stephen Curry put one in every bath of his house. “I had, like, a abounding elimination,” Howard Stern, the celebrity shock jock, said afterwards he aboriginal acclimated one, in 2013. “It was unbelievable. I acquainted empty. I was like, ‘Holy shit.’” The Squatty Potty has been the accountable of jokes on Saturday Night Live, and of applause by the queen of annoyance queens, RuPaul. This January, afterwards Squatty Potty LLC hit $33m in anniversary revenues, the business approach CNBC, which helped accompany the footstool to acclaim through its US adaptation of Dragon’s Den, hailed the accessory as a “cult juggernaut”.
The Squatty Potty’s success is partly bottomward to “This Unicorn Afflicted the Way I Poop”, an online ad that launched in October 2015 and has aback been beheld added than 100m times. In the video, a fey animation unicorn, its rear hooves perched aloft a Squatty Potty, Mr-Whippies rainbow-coloured soft-serve ice-cream out of its base and into block cones while an Elizabethan Prince Charming capacity the allowances of clearing to poop. (“I scream, you scream, and plop, bang baby!”) At the end of the video, the prince serves the ice-cream to a army of kids. (“How does it taste, is that delicious? Is that the best affair you’ve anytime had in your life?”)
At first, abounding bodies saw the footstool as little added than a antic Christmas present. But, like beginning bed linen and French bulldogs, the Squatty Potty exerts a able affecting force on its owners. “I accept one and I accept to acquaint you, it will ruin your life,” a Reddit user alleged chamburgers afresh posted. “I can’t account anywhere but at home with my Squatty Potty. Aback I accept to account at assignment I’m larboard unsatisfied. It’s like aggressive into a wet sleeping bag.” Bobby Edwards, who invented the footstool with his mom, calls bodies like this “evangelists”. “They allocution about it at banquet parties, they allocution about whenever they can – about how the Squatty Potty has afflicted their life,” he told me. He articulate about mystified.
The acceptance of the Squatty Potty, and the actuality of its abounding rivals and imitators, is one of the clearest signs of an all-overs that’s been growing in the west for the accomplished decade: that we accept been “pooping all wrong”. In contempo years, some adaptation of that byword has accent accessories from outlets as assorted as Men’s Health, Jezebel, the Cleveland Dispensary medical centre and alike Bon Appétit. By giving up the accustomed clearing aspect ancestral to us by change and demography up our berths on the ceramics throne, the hypothesis goes, we accept summoned a affliction of bowel trouble. Untold millions ache from haemorrhoids – in the US alone, some estimates run to 125 actor – and millions added accept accompanying altitude such as colonic inflammation.
Where affliction goes, big business follows. The markets for alleviative these ailments – with creams, anaplasty and haemorrhoid doughnut cushions – are account abounding billions of dollars. Although diet is broadly believed to be a accidental agency in these problems (eat your fibre!), afresh absorption has focused on the accessible furnishings of toilet posture. The acclaimed Mayo dispensary is now administering a randomised controlled balloon to see whether the Squatty Potty can affluence abiding constipation, which afflicts some 50 actor Americans, best of them women, abounding over 45 years old.
People about say pooping is taboo, but afresh it seems added like a cultural fetish. There are account emoji altogether parties for three-year-olds, bodies WhatsApping photos of their admixture to friends, TripAdvisor accoutrement on how to abstain or account yourself of broad toilets. Through the phenomenon of online media, you can now ascertain that, in the accomplished year, both Brisbane, Australia and Colorado Springs, Colorado, suffered reigns of alarm by abstruseness “pooping joggers” who ran about crapping on people’s lawns. There’s a accomplished YouTube subculture adherent to entering restrooms with best toilets and surreptitiously bloom them over and over afresh (one of these channels has added than 16m views). The acclaimed biographer Karl Ove Knausgaard has adherent admission afterwards admission to his bowel movements. You can alike apprehend assessment pieces about the pleasures of evacuating in the nude.
But it’s the blah Squatty Potty that’s accomplishing the best to change not aloof how bodies altercate poop, but how they absolutely do it. “It’s acute that final blind about actual use and actual functions,” Barbara Penner, assistant of architectural abstract at UCL’s Bartlett School of Architecture, and one of the capital advisers of the avant-garde bathroom, told me. Perhaps it’s because this small, deformed stool embodies a admirable ambition: to alter two centuries of western acquiescence about activity to the loo.
Shitting, like death, is a abundant leveller. It renders beluga caviar duplicate from tinned ham, a amazon as creaturely as a dog. Alike God’s alone son may be adapted by the act: the stercoranistes, an aboriginal Christian sect, believed in a bifold transubstantiation, Christ into the accord wafer, and accordingly into dung. Admitting at altered times and places the clay of assertive personages – be they the Dalai Lama or those with “healthy” gut biomes – has been admired for its healing powers, bits itself is a austere egalitarian. Faecal-borne ache knows no kings; cholera can annihilate anyone.
People accept continued approved to abide the autonomous ability of defecation, arty accurate distinctions on and through the act. Aback at atomic the 19th century, bathrooms accept been arenas of ancestral and gender oppression, from the Jim Crow south to the era of auto rights. Hinduism is abominable for its degree system, according to which the Dalits, aforetime accepted as “untouchables”, are affected to manually actuate of the faeces of college castes. In Kenya, the drifting Samburu use claimed trowels to awning their excrement; the beading on the handle expresses the owner’s cachet aural the tribe. In the US and UK, the bath is often, per aboveboard foot, the best big-ticket allowance in the home. Wedgwood, who fabricated your chic grandmother’s banquet set, fabricated her chic grandmother’s toilet pan.
The recorded history of animal defecation can be apprehend as a alternation of attempts at differentiation: how do we abstracted our clay from our bodies, our carrion from our homes and cities? How do we accumulate the sounds and smells of our actual functions from infesting added people’s senses? How do we accomplish amusing hierarchies by adding the bodies of the able from the bodies of the oppressed?
To these questions, the bath with its built-in baptize closet, or alike toilet, was a decidedly contempo but appreciably almighty answer. Admitting sit-down privies and latrines accept existed at atomic aback Egyptian antiquity, for about all of history the all-inclusive majority of Homo sapiens defecated squatting, in the open. As the planet abounding up and bodies amassed calm in cities over the additional bisected of the antecedent millennium, accessible defecation became a scourge, arch to ascent ante of diseases such as dysentery – still a above botheration in genitalia of the apple afterwards avant-garde sanitation.
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It’s about captivated that the baptize closet was invented by an English blueblood at the end of the 16th century. But it wasn’t until the industrialisation of Britain’s potteries and ironworks in the mid-19th aeon that baptize closets accomplished to be the bottle of the wealthy. As they advance to homes beyond arctic Europe, toilets led to revolutions in sanitation, medicine, amusing relations and alike psychology.
With added and added bodies activity to the bath at home and in private, defecation became a aloof and about unspeakably barnyard act. Some abominably accept that added people’s bowel movements arm-twist accepted disgust. But as afresh as the 16th century, a argument on amenities scolded even Europeans not to advertise the abhorrent bolt with which one wipes one’s arse. For several hundred years, into the 18th century, English monarchs did their business in advanced of accurate buried councils while adored aloft an adipose box absolute a alcove pot. Indeed, “social defecation” has been empiric beyond times and cultures. In the 1970s, the anthropologist Philippe Descola accurate it amid the ahead uncontacted Achuar bodies in the Amazon; open-plan, ni-hao (“hello”) bathrooms are still accepted in abounding genitalia of China.
In the aeon of backward authority in which it was popularised, the clandestine toilet and bath came to be apparent as the sine qua non of European achievement. “The Civilisation of a Bodies can be abstinent by their calm and Germ-free appliances,” the beat Victorian germ-free artist George Jennings wrote in the 1850s. It’s a affect still aggregate by abounding a addled western day-tripper aback aboriginal confronted in genitalia alien by what appears to them to be a tiled aperture in the ground.
So abstruse is the articulation amid the baptize closet and people’s eyes of the avant-garde west that the German artist Hermann Muthesius predicted in 1904 that “when all the fashions that array as avant-garde movements in art accept anesthetized away,” the bathroom, with its beautifully anatomic fixtures, would be “regarded as the best affecting announcement of our age.” Edward Weston, one of the fathers of aesthetic modernism, agreed. Afterwards spending two weeks in the autumn of 1925 photographing his toilet, he arresting its “swelling, sweeping, advanced movement of cautiously advanced contours” a battling to the best acclaimed carve of alleged western civilisation, the Winged Victory of Samothrace.
Like any abstruse solution, however, the baptize closet set in motion new problems. The use of baptize to actuate of faeces has been “a axial aspect of our perilous fantasy that the planet was created for animal convenience,” one Canadian academic has written. Alongside bigger hygiene and stronger taboos additionally came an admission in assorted alleged “modern” diseases, such as haemorrhoids and constipation, which were attributed to built-in toilets. One 20th-century physiotherapist declared ache as “the greatest concrete carnality of the white race”.
Antidotes, such as low-to-the-ground toilets accepted as “health closets”, which would acquiesce for a half-squat position, accept been on the bazaar in Britain aback at atomic the 1920s, Barbara Penner addendum in her book Bathroom. About mid-century, a antecedent of the Squatty Potty was on auction at Harrods. In the mid-1960s, in the US, a Cornell University architectonics assistant alleged Alexander Kira proposed a cardinal of clearing and semi-squatting toilet designs in his awe-inspiring abstraction The Bathroom, in which he alleged the built-in toilet “the best ill-fitted accoutrement anytime designed”. Yet no band-aid to the problems airish by the avant-garde toilet absolutely took off. Until now.
The best archaic things sometimes crave amazing composure to produce. The admission of a apprehensive turd demands the chart of the affectionate and parasympathetic capacity of the autonomic afraid system, anatomy ashen and smooth, three anal reflexes, two sphincters and a weight of cultural ability about area and aback it’s adapted to go. It is a “masterful performance”, writes the German scientist Giulia Enders in her all-embracing bestseller, Gut.
On its coast through our bodies, faecal bulk traverses a mural apparent by the balladry of the gastroenterologist: the flaps of tissue that activity into the rectum, accepted as the “valves of Houston”; the boutonniere of claret argosy independent in the “anal crypt”. As the rectum fills with the articles of digestion, it signals, through fretfulness active into the sacral arena of the analgesic cord, that defecation may be necessary. The centralized and alien anal sphincters again activate a culturally advised pas de deux, the above acute for absolution and the closing akin acquittal until the appropriate moment.
When that time comes, a actuality may accomplish the Valsalva manoeuvre, accretion the burden central the belly by exhaling adjoin a bankrupt airway as if bustling one’s aerial on a flight. The pelvic attic anatomy relax, the perineum descends, and the alien anal sphincter opens up, carrying your conception into the world. It takes mammals about 12 abnormal to canyon a stool, with bodies accomplishing the assignment at a bulk of one to two centimeters of faeces per second. In a abysmal squat, with our buttocks about 150mm from the floor, it takes us beneath a minute, on average, to go from admission to a faculty of elimination, according to one study.
But to accomplish this act on a built-in toilet, which can ambit from a accepted 13 or 14 inches alpine to a “comfort height” of as abundant as 20 inches, added than angled that time. Imagine that your belly are a bastille revolt, and the inmates – your faeces – are aggravating to storm the gates. If they accept to booty a adamantine corner, they’re activity to lose drive and get trapped. With a beeline shot, they can calmly arise anguish bottomward the door. Aback we sit to defecate, we charge to force our carrion through a bend in our rectum created by a little hammock-shaped beef alleged the puborectalis. While continuing or sitting, the puborectalis helps to accumulate us abstemious by cinching our bowel closed. In a abounding squat, that assert relaxes, the bend or “anorectal angle” opens up, and intra-abdominal burden rises, abbreviation the charge to push.
This is an conspicuously acceptable thing. Abrupt to force your applesauce about the puborectalis can abet haemorrhoids, abdominal inflammation, amazement – alike strokes, academician haemorrhaging and affection attack. One approach has it that the affliction from a thrombosed haemorrhoid was so confusing that it bulk Napoleon the action of Waterloo. Elvis Presley’s claimed physician abundantly speculated that a cardiac arrest brought on by abrupt is what assuredly did the King in. The coil in your appendage may additionally accord you a excess of faeces that’s not able to leave the gut on schedule. This “faecal stagnation” is anticipation to be a agency in colon cancer, appendicitis and anarchic bowel disease. It’s estimated that the boilerplate developed produces over 300 pounds of faeces in a year; fable abominably but tellingly has it that John Wayne died with 40 pounds, or added than a month’s worth, of applesauce in his gut, and Elvis with article like 60.
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The Squatty Potty was built-in in analogously adverse circumstances. “I was constipated my accomplished life,” Judy Edwards, the Squatty Potty co-creator, accepted in 2016. For a continued time, she had been application a little footstool in the bathroom. “We’d teased her about it for years, about this brainless account stool she’d accompany on vacation,” her son Bobby told me. But the footstool wasn’t absolutely right, so one day, afterwards Bobby, who was alive as a architecture contractor, started demography architecture classes, Judy asked him to booty a attending at it. “She took me to the bath and she showed me how it worked, and as she was sitting there answer it to me, it’s like a ablaze went on in my head,” Bobby said.
With acrylic cans and buzz books, they bent the absolute acme and amplitude for a new stool. The arrangement Bobby created became the architecture of the aboriginal Squatty Potty. “It was hilarious,” Bobby said. “I thought, this is brilliant, I can account the infomercial now.” The Edwardses began accomplishment the aboriginal Squatty Potties in their barn in 2010.
But sales were sluggish. The ancestors is from St George, Utah, a high-desert boondocks area 70% of the 80,000 association are Mormons like Judy – not the array of association who account about their actual emissions on a approved basis. “She’s a believer, she’s cool faithful, she goes to temple every Sunday,” Bobby said of his mother. “That was an absorbing activating aback we were creating this. We abashed her a lot.” (This wasn’t so abundant of a botheration for him, Bobby added; he larboard the abbey at 17, aback he came out as gay.) One bounded woman told Judy she should be abashed of what she was producing.
People’s abhorrence to embrace the Squatty Potty wasn’t helped by the actuality that the Edwardses answer it at the bounded barter appearance with a skeleton on a toilet. (Although the Squatty Potty itself is advised to be as alert as accessible – the standard, white artificial adaptation about blends abroad into the colourless amplitude of abounding avant-garde bathrooms – the business could never acquiesce to be minimalist.) But accompany and ancestors to whom the Edwardses had able Squatty Potties area abundantly afraid by the stools, so Bobby and Judy agitated on. St George ability not accept been accessible for the Squatty Potty, but it was about to accomplish a bigger burst than they could anytime accept imagined.
One of the boundless ironies of our time is that an beforehand admiration for the accouterment of civilisation seems to be giving way to a accepted disbelief of avant-garde habits and avant-garde technology. Cars accept broke cities, atomised bodies and berserk the atmosphere. Plastics accept berserk the seas. Deodorants and air fresheners accept berserk us. Antibacterial soap has led to the acceleration of superbugs. Your armchair is killing you. So are your active shoes. If you accept to Jared Diamond or Yuval Noah Harari, the development of agronomical civilisation may be the gravest aberration bodies anytime made. For vigour and vitality, you should abdicate bags of years of grain-based bistro and acknowledgment to a paleolithic diet.
We accept alike arise to attending aloft the toilet with a biased eye. As a result, there’s article artful about the advancement that the Squatty Potty, for the few moments we arise it, allows us to acknowledgment to a added accustomed state. “It’s all about basal mechanics,” Bobby Edwards told an accuser in 2014. “It’s about demography it aback to the way it was done bags of years ago.”
But for all its squat-like-our-ancestors logic, it’s no abruptness that the acceleration of the Squatty Potty advance the advance of amusing media. The faddy for lifestyles that are cleaner, greener, added organic, paleo, allegedly added in tune with animal evolution, and afterpiece to attributes has abundantly advance through hi-tech means. (To a dieter’s exasperation, there accept to be added paleo apps than paleo-conforming appetisers.) One of Squatty Potty’s ancient cogent sales boosts came in 2011, from a vegan blogger with 75,000 followers. It has additionally been acclaimed by affecting blogs and websites such as The Paleo Mom, Wellness Mama and the Mother Attributes Network.
It’s a commonplace that amusing media such as Instagram burden us to present absolute versions of ourselves: actuality we are, admirable and happy, active our best lives #blessed. Like the beforehand chic for colonics, the fad for apple-pie bistro and the aberration for mindfulness, the Squatty Potty seems to construe this perfectionism to our centralized states. “The Squatty Potty about turns the anatomy itself into this able bloom mechanism,” like the circuitous carrion systems we’ve constructed, Barbara Penner said. “There is this aspect of ‘Let’s abandoned ourselves out’.” The absolute bend seems to be that ridding ourselves of “bad” foods, unthoughtful thoughts and every aftermost pellet of faeces can advice us accomplish not alone health, but article abutting a accompaniment of purity.
At the aforementioned time, amusing media has had other, added humanising effects. In the 1970s, Alexander Kira of Cornell University diagnosed Americans with a cerebral and cultural abhorrence to squatting, as able-bodied as to talking aboveboard about our basest actual functions. Today, afterwards little added than a generation, bodies are aperture up about defecation in a way that was presaged by early, faeces-focused amusing media sites such as poopreport.com and ratemypoo.com. These sites were about bearding and about absolutely chargeless from the cultural censors that ran acceptable media. By contrast, today bodies appropriately put their names to belief about their bowel movements, and you can apprehend about anal fissures in the pages of the New York Times.
This apparent attitude is a above allotment of the Squatty Potty’s appeal, too. By accumulation the science of the puborectalis with the whimsy of crapping unicorns (and, in a afterwards ad, gold-bullion pooping dragons), the aggregation is aggravating to transform the clandestine abuse of awkward bowel movements into an about universally aggregate joy. “If you’re a animal who poops from your butt,” this stool’s for you, the prince in the unicorn video avers. Bodies were listening: in the three months afterwards the video aired, the aggregation awash 195,000 footstools, and grossed added than $7m.
The Squatty Potty website appearance a about amaranthine augment of Instagram testimonials for its products, which now accommodate a nine-inch version, a bamboo version, a kids’ adaptation that looks like a hippopotamus, stools in black, blah and pink, and a host of added faeces-related goodies, such as witchhazel-infused cream that turns standard-issue toilet cardboard into flushable wet wipes and a plunger shaped like the account emoji. New footstools are alien with a pin-on brand that reads “I POOPED TODAY!”
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But this abrupt activity for advice clandestine habits masks a added truth: shitting and bits accept never chock-full actuality greatly public. Abaft the bankrupt aperture of the bath accept consistently lurked the accessible structures – the pipes, the laws, the labour – that administer animal waste. And, abaft those, lie defecation’s two assured conditions: our bodies and the planet.
There’s a set of accepted fallacies that agree the “natural”, the “healthy” and the “good”. We about adjudge that article we anticipate is acceptable charge additionally be advantageous (that morning cup of coffee or nightly bottle of red wine, say) or accustomed (polyamory for some, adoration for others). But we additionally like to run things in the adverse direction: if we accept article is natural, whatever that means, we about accept it charge additionally be advantageous and good. Our caveman ancestors, in their astute accompaniment of nature, ate annihilation but acorns and barbecued mammoth? Me eat nut adulate and grass-fed steak!
Squatting may be natural, but the catechism remains: is the Squatty Potty additionally good? Post Darwin, we no best tend to accept a brace of hundred or thousand years of animal adeptness can advance aloft the age-old advance of evolution. Those who anticipate the baptize closet has been vindicated by history avoid how contingent, and in some means irrational, avant-garde carrion systems with built-in toilets absolutely are. This is underscored by the actuality that billions of bodies consistently use modern, aseptic broad toilets to poop.
So it does accept believable that the Squatty Potty ability acknowledgment us to a array of pooping Eden. But the bound analysis that exists on footstools is equivocal. In three studies that were either amoral or had actual baby sample sizes, there was affirmation that clearing to defecate has absolute furnishings on the affluence and admeasurement of elimination. Aback it came to assuming a broad by application a footstool, though, the after-effects were inconclusive. The semi-squat position did not arise to accessible the anorectal angle, or abate the bulk of abrupt bare to go, admitting the studies were not accurate abundant to authorize annihilation abutting a accurate fact.
That doesn’t beggarly you charge to hit the broad toilets that still abide forth the French motorway or – to the abhorrence of the Daily Mail – in Rochdale’s Exchange arcade mall. Dr Adil Bharucha, who is arch the Mayo clinic’s randomised controlled balloon of the Squatty Potty, hopes that his abstraction will authorize added absolutely whether the Squatty Potty works, and why.
Of course, alike if it does cut bottomward on haemorrhoids and ache for abounding people, this doesn’t accomplish the Squatty Potty natural. Rather, the stool shows it’s absolutely absurd to go “back.” “We are bound into these systems and patterns of use,” Barbara Penner said. “But the Squatty Potty intervenes into that arrangement and modifies it afterwards absolutely acute a massive retrofitting of the system.” (One Reddit user suggests crapping in 10-inch stiletto heels.) It’s additionally abundantly low-tech, article of a acknowledgment to wifi-connected toilets that calefaction your bum cheeks and analyse your urine for you – and whoever abroad has admission to the data.
The philosopher Slavoj Žižek has claimed to anticipate in the toilet designs of Germany, France and England basal brainy differences amid Europe’s three arch cultures. Germany’s “lay and display” toilets, which acquiesce clay to blow on an apparent shelf for analysis afore actuality suctioned away, acknowledge a alloy of abnegation and contemplativeness. French toilets, advised to abolish faecal bulk as apace as possible, accurate that people’s advocate hastiness. Anglo toilets reflect a businesslike medium: according to Žižek, “the toilet basin is abounding of water, so that the bits floats in it, visible, but not to be inspected”.
If the Squatty Potty expresses a worldview, it may be an about evangelical one: a admiring to absolve and absolute ourselves, to be adored from the messiness of this world. Allotment of the fantasy of the Squatty Potty, Penner acicular out, is that it will absolutely abstracted our faeces from our bodies the way sewerage purports to abstracted it absolutely from our lives. (Bobby Edwards says his achievement was artlessly to actualize a acknowledged business, and to advice people.)
It’s appetizing to apprehend into this animalism for aborticide an all-overs about our accepted age, aback our debris of assorted kinds are address aback bottomward on us from all sides. We are now realising that there is no “away” to which we can alike our excrement; it is consistently advancing aback to us in some form, be it faecal bacilli in seafoam, or the hundreds of bags of pounds of animal clay that climbers accept larboard on the slopes of Denali, arctic America’s highest, and amid its wildest, peaks. The complete aborticide of faeces from our bodies and our apple is a chimera.
But the Squatty Potty additionally represents a added carnal array of devotion. Our anal sphincters “are anxious with some of the best basal questions of animal existence,” Giulia Enders, the scientist, writes: how we cross the boundaries amid our centralized and alien worlds. One ability add the airy world, too. The simple amusement of a abounding bowel movement reminds us that the anatomy is the ultimate bench of the soul. Like Bryan Cranston, we all appetite the ecstacy of elimination, the airs we feel afterwards a absolutely acceptable shit.
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