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[inksinger]

🔥 for the Silmarillion ask post

Also here's a funny crab bc ily, friend.

🔥 Give us your hottest Silm hot take.

(HI NYXX ILU BESTIE)

Jfc uhhhhhhh

I don't know if it's a Silm hot take so much as like - a fandom hot take? But it's this anyway:

If you can't acknowledge that a character did really shitty things regardless of the reason - really acknowledge it, not just "Yeah that was bad BUT—", I mean actually face up to the fact that a) they did a shitty thing and b) they hurt a lot of innocent people for ultimately very selfish reasons—

If you cannot do that when discussing a character, I don't think you actually understand the character as well as you think you do.

Yes, nearly every character that does evil shit has some tragic flaw or weakness that they failed to overcome, and I'm by no means saying we should ignore the good and/or tragic aspects of a character. Those are the parts that make them compelling and lovable!

But if you can't also acknowledge the worst parts of that character for what they are, I don't think you're actually looking at that character at all - you're just cherry picking lines and moments.

Ask Game Prompts

[zofmoesia]

@murgle-burgle-mage

Funny that transphobes talk abt trans men like “dont be surprised when the testosterone doesn’t turn you to an anime twink” meanwhile half the trans guys I know are in an active race to become the hairiest man in the world gripping our T bottles like “please I need to be a bear it’s important”

[sigurdjarlson]

Who has more of a sweet tooth? Diily or Khadgar? And does anyone sneak food to Diily's sabers at all?

Khadgar definitely has more of a sweet tooth. Diily likes some sweet stuff (chocolate) but other than that she’s kinda *shrug* about it unless she’s really hungry. Khadgar however will devour all sweet things.

Dinner can be a plate of mana strudels and a couple mana buns. 

Do people slip the sabers food?

More like who doesn’t?

They’re enormous. Bigger than ligers I’d say if we were going to compare them to big cats from our world. Which for riding sabers i would put em at about 900-1000+ pounds?

My point is a liger can eat up to 100lbs of food in one sitting (not recommended due to them becoming obese but they /can/ if given the chance) but average about 20-30lbs of meat a day.

So given riding sabers are larger and most likely need more (due to constant activity unlike ligers who are in captivity) they probably need…a lot of food. I kind of headcanon like they’re smaller cousins they act like they’re starving even though they just ate a full meal lmao.

She tries to discourage them from begging since its Rude but she’ll share pretty much whatever she’s eating with them 9/10 times (chocolate is all hers though because they can’t have that! She doesn’t mind)

So the biggest culprit is Diily herself!

Then it would have to be her sisters who do the same with their own sabers as well as Diily’s.

Then we have Khadgar who just can’t say no to those pleading eyes. 

Luckily they get constant exercise so all the extra food isn’t that big of a deal. They like to bring Diily kills sometimes and she’ll prepare it/cook it and then share it with them. :) they don’t care if it’s prepared obviously but that’s for her sake.

She makes them special treats a lot. They are quite fond of “bloodsicles” which people seem to find disturbing to her amusement. More disturbing is the fact that she licked it once out of curiosity. It was..eh. Alaluria however seems to like them.

Also she learned the hard way that cutting up tiny dead animals in the middle of Dalaran gets you reported to the guards. (It was for some cubs okay) Smh..culture clashes.

She just shares food with them all the time as long as it’s safe. They need a lot of it after all. They’re her big perpetually hungry babies. They have really strong stomachs for the most part though so there isn’t much they can’t eat. Meat is of course their favorite kind of food. 

They do hunt on their own when left to their own devices and they’ll often bring it back to share with their mama Diily. She brings them food so it’s only fair right?

Training on what is acceptable to hunt and what isn’t is..necessary because she’s had to pay farmers for lost livestock before..oops. Also you don’t want your saber going after someone’s mount or hunter pet. So starting as cubs she starts to teach them that. Although some struggle more with self control than others lmao

In the spirit of Halloween she likes to give them pumpkins to play with (they kinda eat em)

[shadowphoenixrider]

murgle-burgle-mage replied to your post: The only thing worse than the crawg taming book...

Ugh, I hate elitists like that who make everything difficult for people who play the game as a casual thing for fun.

Yeah. I can understand where they’re coming from, because I was of similar mind-set before, but like...

What is it any of your business how other people play? Why you gotta be so insistent on shutting the door behind yourself so no-one else can get in? So you can feel superior? Cool, bro, but that’s kinda sad that you’re so fragile that other people getting a thing that affects you in a negligible way rustles your jimmies so.

Also I got my Spellwing through a carry when I couldn’t get past the Cove of Shivarra hahahahah share your Curve achieve with a casual hahaha

[highpriestessbriyanna-blog]

For the OC fact thing: Korraeth is an absolute mess when it comes to desserts and tends to drop things and get his face covered in whatever he's munching because he's enjoying it just that much. It's much to his own embarrassment, too.

Briyanna is a very picky eater, though she cannot resist chocolate, cake, or mana-infused anything.  The last time she was in Suramar, she stocked up on several things, and was found later, covered in crumbs and passed out, glowing purple.She took three days to recover, and couldn’t look her bodyguard in the eye the entire time as he tended her.

[zofmoesia]

@murgle-burgle-mage

if you're about to get top surgery, you may hear a voice in your head telling you to make a joke about getting something off your chest even though it's overplayed. im here to let you know it's your imperative and sacred duty to not only make the joke but to tell it to every person you talk to. and that you are right it would be funny as fuck. this is not sarcastic if you tell enough people one of them will have never heard it before and also it's still funny to every person who has heard it listen to me this is a once in a life time opportunity— [i start getting dragged out by the palace guards] commit to the bit!!! if you don't you'll forever wish you had!! heed my warning or forever suffer the cons— [castle door slams shut behind us]

[constantlyscreaminghere]

Okay so I was checking a blog that showed in my notes and we got a humdinger.

if you like turts and this sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block block block. If you’re okay with or indifferent to it, block me! I’ve got the ppl in the notes together for batch block below the read more. 

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[shirleys-sirens-song]

Eldrid’s Appearance

Body

Long legs. Short legs. Average legs. Slender thighs. Thick thighs. Toned thighs. Skinny arms. Soft arms. Toned arms. Toned stomach. Flat stomach. Flabby Stomach. Soft stomach. Six-pack. Beer belly. Lean frame. Beefy/muscular frame. Voluptuous frame. Curvy frame. Petite frame. Lanky frame. Short nails. Long nails. Manicured nails. Dirty nails. Flat ass. Toned ass. Bubble butt. Small waist. Average waist. Thick waist. Narrow hips. Average hips. Wide hips. Big feet. Average feet. Small feet. Soft feet. Slender feet. Calloused hands. Soft hands. Big hands. Average hands. Small hands. Long fingers. Short fingers. Average fingers. Narrow shoulders. Broad shoulders. Average shoulders. Underweight. Average weight. Overweight.

Height

Shorter than 140 cm. 141 cm-150 cm. 151 cm to 160 cm. 161 cm to 170 cm. 171 cm to 180 cm. 181 cm to 190 cm. 191 cm to 2m. Taller than 2 m.

Skin

Pale. Rosy. Olive. Dark. Tanned. Blotchy. Smooth. Moles. Acne. Dry. Greasy. Freckled. Scars. Birthmarks. Burn marks.

Eyes

Small. Large. Average. Grey. Brown. Blue. Violet. Pink. Green. Gold. Yellow. Hazel. Doe-eyed. Almond. Close-set. Wide-set. Deep-set. Squinty. Monolid. Heavy eyelids. Upturned. Downturned. Dark sclera. Dark Iris. Light Iris.Shaded Iris. Dark Pupil. Light Pupil.

Hair

Thin. Thick. Fine. Normal. Greasy. Dry. Soft. Shiny. Curly. Frizzy. Wild. Unruly. Straight. Smooth. Wavy. Floppy. Cropped. Pixie-cut. Afro. Shoulder length. Back length. Waist length. Past hip-length. Buzzcut. Bald. Weave. Hair extensions. Jaw length. Mohawk. Dreadlocks. Box braids. Faux locks. White. Platinum Blonde. Golden Blonde. Dirty Blonde. Ash Blonde. Honey Blonde. Blonde. Ombre (highlights).  Light brown. Mouse brown. Almond brown. Golden brown. Chocolate brown. Dark brown. Jet black. Raven black. Ginger. Red. Auburn. Dyed. Thin eyebrows. Average eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. Plucked eyebrows.

Tattoos/Piercings

Full sleeve. Thigh tattoo. Neck(lace) tattoo. Chest tattoo. Back tattoo. Shoulder blade tattoo. One tattoo. Face tattoo. Hand tattoo. A few here and there. Multiple. No tattoo. Monroe piercing. Nose piercing. Septum. Nipple piercing. Cupid’s Bow piercing. Genital piercing(s). Industrial piercings. Earlobe piercings. Prince Albert piercing. Eyebrow piercing(s). Tongue piercing(s). Lip piercing(s). Top of the ear piercing(s). Tragus piercing. Angel bites. Labret. Stretched out ears. Navel piercing. Chest-bone piercing. Inverse navel piercing. Cheek piercing(s). Smiley. Nape piercing(s). No piercings.

Cosmetics

Eyeliner. Light eyeliner. Heavy eyeliner. Cat eyes. Mascara. Fake eyelashes. Matte lipstick. Regular lipstick. Lipgloss. Red Lips. Pink Lips. Nude Lips. Dark Lips. Bronzer. Highlighter. Eyeshadow. Neutral eyeshadow. Smoky eyes. Colorful eyeshadow. Blush. Lipliner. Light contouring. Heavy contouring. Powder. Matte foundation. Shiny foundation. Concealer. Wears war paint from time to time. Wears make up regularly. Wears it from time to time. Rarely wears make-up.

Scent

Floral. Herbal. Earthy. Fruity. Perfumes. Aftershave. Cocoa. Moisturizer. Shampoo. Cigarettes. Leather. Fur. Sweat. Food. Sea Breeze. Incense. Marijuana/Bloodthistle. Cologne. Whiskey. Wine. Fried food. Blood. Fire. Metal. Rain.

Clothing

Jeans. Tight pants. Over-knee socks. Tights. Leggings. Yoga pants. Pencil skirt. Tight skirt. Loose skirt. Tight/Form-fitting dress. Cardigans. Tunic. Blouse. Button up Shirt. Band-Shirt. Sports-Shirt. Sweatpants Tank top. Cut off Shirt. Designer. High street. Leather jacket. Thrift.  Lingerie. Long skirt. Miniskirt. Maxi dress. Sundress. Tie. Tuxedo. Cocktail dress. High slit dress/skirt. Loose clothing. Tight clothing. Jean shorts. Sweater. Sweater vest. Waistcoat. Khaki pants. Suit. Hoodie Harem pants. Sport shorts. Boxers/Boxer-Briefs. Thong. Hotpants. Hipster panties. Bra. Sports bra. Crop top. Corset. Ballerina skirt.  Leotard. Polka dot. Stripes. Glitter. Cotton. Linen. Silk. Lace Leather. Velvet. Patterns. Florals. Neon colors. Pastels. Light colors. White. Black. Dark colours. Fur/Fauxfur. Revealing clothing. Heavy armor. Medium armor. Light Armor.

Shoes

Sneakers. Slip-ons. Flats. Slippers. Sandals. High heels. Cat heels. Ankle boots. Combat boots. Knee-high. Platform heels. Stripper heels. Bare feet. Loafers. Oxfords. Gladiator shoes.

Tags

Tagged by: @myrstarsong

Tagging: @sings-down-the-shadows @belillinafireseeker @blackenedhelm @murgle-burgle-mage and anyone else who would like to do it! :D

[azerothian-details]

Shout out to Azerothian Details’s Biggest Fans!

For Sunday 07/29/2018:

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A big thank you to all the you adventurers that follows along, likes, and/or reblogs. It has been a great pleasure watching this little blog grow!

Happy Adventuring!

[sigurdjarlson]

Mischief or Brightpaw?

Cruel question D: but I have to say…Brightpaw. I love manasabers :)

[shadowphoenixrider]

Happy birthday! 🎉🎉🎉

Thank you muchly, sir!

[zofmoesia]

@i-am-the-inksinger @murgle-burgle-mage

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

[felsight]

#2 (murgle-burgle-mage/Nyxxpunningsmultimuserp)

@murgle-burgle-mage // @nyxxpunningsmultimuserp send me # for my muse to#2 send yours a pun

The archmage thought for a moment, tapping his index finger several times against his chin as he wracked his mind for a substantial pun for the other. As one crossed his mind, Aethas visibly perked up and a wide grin played on his face as he snapped his fingers.

“Okay, okay. What do you call a Paladin that’s running? A flash of Light.“

[pitiflame-archived]

🔥 the topic is Cats -Murgle-burgle-mage||Nyxxpunningsmultimuserp

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion. @murgle-burgle-mage // @nyxxpunningsmultimuserp

I’m an avid cat lover why would you do this to meuh shit this is actually really hard?Hmm..

Probably one thing that really annoys me is people who hate cats because they’re “aggressive” and “angry”. This usually comes from people who have never owned cats. I mean.. Cats are devils, they really are. I’ve had cats most of my life. But they’re devils in the fact that they’re mischievous by nature. They’re little shit heads, absolutely. But to stigmatize them and put them in the category that they’re unlovable because they have so many negative traits is highly unfair.

My last cat was a HUGE BITCH and I loved her. Why? Because when raised right, or showing them some love and compassion in return makes all the difference. I originally got her from my brothers ex-girlfriend and it horrified me when I learned she never heard the cat purr. EVER. It’s so easy to get a cat to purr. Even then, when I got her, she was so evasive and hand shy. It didn’t take much guessing to realize how this ex-girlfriend was raising this cat. It took so much work to get her to come around enough where I could pet her. And when she did, it was like her entire perspective changed and she became this giant love machine despite her bad habits.

She loved swatting my feet whenever I tried to sleep and always tried to steal my food if it was seafood. But she also always sat beside me, she always checked on me from time to time, she always wanted affection. If I was in a bad mood, she would get in my face and meow until I pet her. She’s a huge reason I managed to get my depression and anxiety in check on particularly bad days because despite everything, she was still there and always picked up on these moods.

Before that cat, whenever I still lived with my mom, I had this kitten. He was an energetic furball and even my own mother, who hated any animal that wasn’t her own dog, adored this cat because he was so lively and affectionate. At first, she wanted nothing to do with him but while she was taking care of him for me while I was at work she ended up liking him and was just as upset as I was whenever he died. Which is saying a lot, as I mentioned my mom didn’t care for any other animal except her dog before that point.

Point is, don’t judge them for being tiny demons if you’ve never owned one. This isn’t going towards the people that don’t like cats because of allergies or anything like that, that’s totally understandable, but towards the ones that demonize them just because they think cats are the epitome of evil and aggression and whatever else.

[kinagosa]

Never Have I Ever

 ll tagged by @i-phoenix. thank you!

Rules: Repost with your character’s response to the question. Then write up a new ‘Never Have I Ever’ question and tag people in it. Rinse, lather, repeat.

Tagging: (If you want to) @nutsfearlessfox @azuritheblue @tevrugos @anokisyogastudio @stonestridernerd @anotherpaladin @murgle-burgle-mage and anyone else who wants to do it, really

Question Given: “Never have I ever owned a pet.”

Kina made a disappointed face at the question. “No. Not allowed.” She’d always wanted a pet. She always saw little raptors or cubs or various other creatures faithfully waddling behind their masters and she always thought they were so adorable. But, alas, Vel had forbidden animals of any kind in the Hall of the Guardian, and Jasculs said she was too irresponsible to have one... Maybe he had a point but his blunt words were still upsetting. She perked up slightly as she wrote her own question ::

“Never have I ever gotten hopelessly lost.”

[zofmoesia]

@murgle-burgle-mage​

It’s Gilbert

today’s gentle delight: the reviews on this ikea bear