#murderjingles - crack rp

[aft0nr0b0ticsllc]

‘Lizbabebt h.

Michael Afton, crawling through the vents and preparing his ass for immediate dismemberment.

[aft0nr0b0ticsllc]

“It took decades for anyone to find my body. Best hope he’s not sealed behind a wall somewhere. I don’t want him beating my record.”

[aft0nr0b0ticsllc]

I’d like to humbly request and remind everyone that no one should remove my son Michael’s legs, because he is not me. I know, we look very similar at a glance, but I am entombed in a springlock suit and he is not. That’s a good way to tell the difference.

Please direct all complaints and attempts at dismemberment directly to the source, that I might dismember you first. Thank you for your time.

[aft0nr0b0ticsllc]

[ I’m happy for years and years only eating the occasional maintenance man. Only driving a few kids to madness. Maybe they were predisposed to madness. Who knows? ]