#murder drones n X Thad

[the-simple-creature]

TIER LIIIIIISSSST

Don't ask why "I love it!" and "Beyond crackshiping" are so small.

Here's your homework @carleenchoco, test is on Thursday/j

[hugsandchaos]

Purring

This is inspired by @astronic-fr’s drawing, and you should seriously look at their art. It’s really good, and I find their N x Thad content especially adorable. This was a bit rushed, so sorry about it being short.

Thad stared at the TV and console on the other side of the room with a conflicted look on his face. He wanted to do something fun, but he didn’t know what game he wanted to play. And even if he did, he would most likely need both hands, and with the cast on his arm, that wasn’t exactly an option. He let out a sigh and turned his gaze towards the ceiling to think. He already thought about what he did wrong on the parkour course and how not to let it happen next time, so what now?

Before he knew it, Thad found himself thinking about his boyfriend, N. A smile made its way onto his face as he started thinking about all the things he loved about him.

“You broke your arm?!?!” N shrieked as he burst through the vents. Thad jolted and nearly yelped, but quickly recomposed himself and looked at the other side of his room to see N putting the opening to the vent on his ceiling back together.

“Wow, that was fast.” The worker drone commented as he sat up and swung his legs over the couch. He knew that his parents would tell at least one or two drones about the incident if they were asked why they’re not paying attention to their jobs as much as they usually do, and since his dad works with Ron, N might possibly find out about it when he came by, but not this quickly.

N closed his eyes and straightened his back with a slightly proud look.“My average flying speed is 235 miles per hour, and I’ve already mapped out the every bit of the ventilation system I can reach.” He explained calmly. Then his eyes opened again and he looked just as panicked as before.”But that’s not the point!” He said before moving closer.”Are you sure your arm was reset correctly?! Was the cast put on wrong?!”

Thad almost chuckled at his questions. He was almost acting just as worried as his mother. But he pushed it down since he could see how worked up he was about this.

“Yes, I’m alright. I just need to rest is all.” Thad replied. A smile quickly appeared on his face.”But I appreciate the concern.” He added. N didn’t share the smile, and instead only looked a little more concerned.“You sure you don’t need help or anything?” N asked.

Thad felt like his core was being tugged at. He knew the drone had issues of self esteem and often felt like the only way he could ever be worth anything was if he worked really hard, so getting him to stop and rest was sometimes a bit of a challenge.

Unless...

“Would you mind just staying with me for a while?” Thad asked. N immediately nodded and sat next to him, eager to help his boyfriend in any way he could. The worker drone used his unharmed arm to pull N closer to himself so he would lay his head on his free shoulder. A yellow blush appeared on N’s face as Thad leaned against the couch, bringing him with him. The taller drone blinked, which made a small beeping sound, and slowly pulled his legs up onto the couch to relax a bit better.

Looks like he got the memo really fast this time.

Thad smiled and rubbed his arm slightly while N slowly tilted his head to rest it on his boyfriend’s shoulder. He was always careful with leaning on Thad since he was scared his weight would either crush him or make him uncomfortable, but Thad didn’t mind. He wasn’t that much heavier than worker drones. There were times when Thad’s little cousins liked to pile on him while watching him play video games or cling onto his legs while he walked, so he’s definitely used to weight on him.

“Oh, this reminds me!” N piped up. Thad opened his eyes, not realizing they had closed, and quickly noticed a sort of vibration in N’s chest and vocal cords. The slight vibration also made a weird wiring sound. It kind of sounded like what a lot of Earth cats did when they were happy. What was it called? Purring?”N, are you purring?” Thad asked.

“I heard that purring helps most healing processes.” N explained with a new, hopeful grin. Thad soon smiled as well and leaned his own head against N’s.”That’s thoughtful of you. Thank you.” He said. N continued purring, maybe even a little louder, and nuzzles slightly against him.

“By the way, I think your dad is plotting my demise.” N piped up.

[dancegender]

Heyyy, I wrote a one-shot for N x Thad that I'm posting. Prompt was 'playing video games' by @astronic-fr but there's honestly more setup than actual video games. Not a great writer, but I hope you guys like it anyway.

Storming Outside, But We're Safe In Here

Thad sighed, pausing his video game and standing up. After maybe an hour of walking and fruitless search, he finally managed to locate the dungeon he was looking for. Deciding to take a break before he went in, he propped himself against his wall to listen to the howling of the blizzard outside. He didn't really care for storms so much, but the wind was a pretty good source of background noise.

Right as he caught himself zoning out, Thad was startled back into sentience by a rather loud knock on the front door. He heard his mom call out, followed by a bit of shuffling and some footsteps. It wasn't until the door opened that he heard screaming and jumped to his feet, bolting towards the living room.

"Mom! What's going-" Thad started to speak but cut himself off, taking in the sight in front of him. His mother, still screaming, stood in the front doorway. Shoe in hand, she was swinging at a poor drone who was desperately trying to get a sentence out.

"Ma'am, please, I'm- ow! Not trying to- ouch! Hurt anyone- ow!"

Moving closer, Thad could see that is wasn't just a random drone at the door. It was N, Thad's newest friend, his body almost completely crusted over with ice. With some effort, Thad managed to position himself in front of N.

"Mom, mom, calm down! N's cool, he's not hurting anything."

Thad's mom paused mid-strike, staring blankly at her son. "THAT'S the N you were talking about?" She turned to face N. "I am so sorry! I've heard plenty of good things about you, but I never heard you were a disassembly drone."

"Oh, it's no big deal, don't worry about it," N's voice was a little hoarse when he spoke, like he was still waiting for his vocal cords to thaw out. He looked a mess, too, with his hair stuck up frozen in places and the small chunks of ice that hung from his visor; he was lucky drones couldn't get frostbite. This didn't seem like the charming, sweet, happy-go-lucky N that Thad was accustomed to.

"Come inside, N, you look like you could use some warming up." Thad was brought back to the present by his mom's voice. N simply shook his head.

"Oh no, It's fine. I just wanted to drop off this," N dug around in his pocket before pulling out a puzzle cube, holding it out to Thad. "You forgot it last time you stopped by the spire. Thought I'd return it and pop back home."

Thad accepted the cube, narrowing his eyes. "You flew all the way out here, through a blizzard, to return my puzzle cube. And now you want to leave, flying back through the blizzard again."

"Yes...?" N fidgeted, suddenly appearing to notice that the workers were staring at him like he'd lost his mind.

"Yeah, no, Uzi'd kill me if I let you do that," Thad grabbed N's hand, wincing at how cold it was, and dragged him through the door. "You're staying here, at least until the storm lets up."

It took maybe 10 minutes of negotiation, a few fuzzy blankets, and one very intense mom stare to convince N to wait out the blizzard. After warming up, N thankfully started to resemble himself again. Thad led him down the hall to his bedroom, picking up his controller and flopping down on the bed.

"Your mom's nice," N remarked, sitting down gently on the bed next to him. "Kinda thought you'd have your own place, though."

"Eh, not really," Thad sat up, gesturing vaguely over his shoulder. "There's only so much living space in an underground bunker, and it's a long process to add more. It's pretty normal to not move out for a while, just 'cause there's not a whole lot of places to move to."

"Yeah, I guess that makes sense..." N noticed the screen mounted on the wall. "Ooh, whatcha playing?"

"Skyrim," Thad unpaused his game, walking up the grand dungeon's steps. "I was just about to raid this dungeon. You wanna try?" He held the controller out to N, who took it carefully.

"Sure!" N opened the dungeon door, barging right into the bandits gathered at the entrance. They began attacking, which prompted N to run in circles helplessly. "Thad, they're stabbing me."

Thad wasn't much help, though. He was laughing rather loudly, resting on N's shoulder to keep himself upright. "Yeah, they tend to do that," he managed in between breaths. "You've gotta hit 'em back. Press X and use the triggers."

N obeyed, watching Thad's weapons come into view. In the right hand, he held a shimmering, pale green dagger. In the left, a swirling mass of deep red. N pressed the right trigger, affectively slashing the bandit in front of him, who promptly burst into flames.

"Woah!" N laughed, whirling around to strike another bandit. Thad closed his eyes briefly, taking in the sound of N's laughter. They'd really only ever met under serious circumstances, so the casual cheer in his friend's voice was a welcome change of pace. N turned around, activating the reddish aura sitting in his left hand.

"That's a spell attack," Thad explained. He pushed himself off of N, remaining close enough for their shoulders to still be touching. "Don't use it too much, though, it drains your Magicka."

They managed to get through the dungeon rather quickly, easily killing the bandit chief. Now, all that was left to do was to collect the bounty money.

"Hey Thad, how do I-" N turned towards his friend, starting to ask a question, but cut himself off abruptly. Thad hadn't noticed himself leaning into N during their quest. He only realized just how close they were when N's cheek came into contact with his own, a thin stream of electricity sparking between their faces.

They stayed frozen like that for a while, neither entirely sure of what to do. A steady blush fizzled to life in the corners of both their visors to accompany their wide eyes. Their weird trance was finally broken by the sounds of snarling coming from the game.

"Shit, we're dying!" Thad shook N slightly, motioning to the wolves of the screen. Snapping back to reality, N strengthened his grip on the controller.

"Biscuits!" N readied his weapons, swiftly taking out the wolf pack. Turning back to Thad, his usually animated expression was nearly unreadable.

"You good?" Thad asked quietly, hesitantly raising a hand to rest on N's back. N grabbed his wrist, quickly moving Thad's hand to his face instead. He kept his own hand on the back of Thad's, relaxing slightly into the touch.

"Yeah, I... I think I'm good," N's voice was uncharacteristically quiet. Thad offered a small smile, using his free hand to brush some of the hair out of N's eyes.

"Well, that's good," Thad brought his hand briefly to the other side of N's face before grasping his jacket and yanking him forwards, causing them to both fall back on the bed. N yelped, dropping the controller.

"Really, dude?" He said, propping himself up on his elbows. Thad barked out a laugh in place of a real response, and N laughed too, loud and bright and wonderful. Thad sat back up, grabbing the discarded controller and accessing the world map. N followed suit, snaking his arms around Thad's torso and resting his chin on Thad's shoulder.

In all his life, Thad never thought that he would be grateful for a blizzard. Now, though, he wondered if he'd ever be this grateful for a blizzard again.

[tastefulbean]

My nuzi designs! N towers over everyone

(No shade to Liam I just think it would be funny if Uzi dressed more like a scene kid LOL)

[wayward-delver]

How to cuddle a Disassembly Drone. 💛💜

By tsukiiyo (comm)

@/rottentricks Judgement AU

[darkxw0lf-17]

[beach day!]

[time for a nuclear summer!]

For the record, I'm not here willingly...

[sideways eye. she caved the moment N asked.]

Wh- it's not even summer! It's late September!

[shushing. any day can be beach day!]

//if you want, put in asks what they all should do at the beach!//

[zxckboltex]

Thad teaching N how to do a common trick with a basketball ball, N is very impressed.

I don't have my own style when drawing Murder Drones characters, give me time. /sob

[anahi-draw]

༄◦࿐ྃ Between your arms ༄◦࿐ྃ

[dokiluvsk]

we all know this photo right

well as someone who owns both uzi plushies..

now we just need V riding a her cat plush

[horrormoviez]

biscuitjocks 🏈🍪

Do people on Tumblr know murder drones? lol

[arttrashking]

More self indulgent Murder Drones doodles

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

I will never stop being a white-hot dumpster fire of NUzi trash and you’re just gonna have to learn to accept that.

Really wish I'd posted this before Episode 6, tho. I think you can guess why.

[timberhearths]

i drew more of these freaks

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Doodle dump! Lots of randomness in this one methinks. Click for better quality I don't know why Tumblr eats it </3

Anyway I love drawing Lizzy

[lechromemanicdevil]

Okay, hear me out, I have an au concept...

Human au, but the murder drones are based off of manticores instead of being humans or vampires!

Now I know it might be a weird creature to base them off of on the surface, but the descriptions kinda fit well together, most obviously the scorpion tail part but also little design things like how their hoods can look like manes and how they have a cat-like way of hunting, there's also the concept of them both being "man-eater's" in a sense.

I really want to expand on this idea more, I have little story elements right now, but none of them are quite complete just yet, like I want Tessa to be some sort of scientist and separate from Cyn, I just don't know how to do it yet.

Anyways thanks for reading this rambling lol.

[mossdoesartshit]

silly bisexuals, yall have multiple hands!!!

first time drawing n and uzi, look at that, their hair looks kinda decent