#muppets mayhem writers and yall r just ableist /LH
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“You asked me to marry you then fucked off to med school!” Floyd doesn’t want to yell this in a public place, so it’s nothing more than a whispered growl.
being gay in the 70s was hard
#talking lollie#im cooking on my fic again#this is meant to be chapter 2 but things can be written out of order idc#im writing how all of the band met btw#now that ive watched all of muppets mayhem im adjusting it to be *slightly* more canon compliant#cos teeth's ep is literally only decent ep in that series#but chapter 3 is them meeting 19y/o animal and falling in love#so the modern canon compliance stops there#im sorry. but animal is literally described as 'Sex sleep food drums and pain'#that muppet fucks and it should be his bandmates he's fucking#muppets mayhem writers and yall r just ableist /LH#Infantilization of animal in modern stuff is real and it pisses me off#he's the same age as janice (mid 20s) w/ lips being the youngest (early 20s)#mid 30s for zoot and early 40s for doc & floyd#but like. floating timeline puppets age weird. but just trust me.#they age like cartoon characters okay
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