#mumbo x scar x helsbo x btwscar

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Mumbo, scar, and both of their Hels versions? (Six and Sense)

-Cryptid Anon

Mumbo, in line for coffee: *grabs Scar’s hand* This line is crazy.

Scar: Why are you holding my hand?

Mumbo: ...You’re not my boyfriend.

Six, from the back of the line: No he’s not!

Mumbo: I dunno, I’m feeling pretty committed to this now.

Scar: Sure, if you’ll pay!

Mumbo: Actually- Six?

Six: I also want you to pay.

Sense: Grab my hand, baby, I’ll treat you right. 

Mumbo:

Sense: I’ll pay for your coffee.

Mumbo: Sold!

Grian, the barista: I hate my job.

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Mumbo, Iskall, and Scar x Evil versions?

Badtimes: So, let me get this straight. You’re torn between dating Mumbo, Iskall, their helses, and a hypothetical person who’s definitely not me?

Scar: Yes.

Badtimes: Close your eyes, and imagine they’re all here in front of you. The right answer will come to you.

Scar: Okay. (Closes his eyes).

Badtimes: Sike, it’s all of us. Date all of us.