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What if the real reason Bella was all lethargic and depressed for months after Edward left was because she had Lyme disease from lying in the woods
don't make us give beau another chronic illness/disorder. because we'll do it. we'll fucking do it manâshannon
lmfaoooo she WOULLLLDDD. Labia Tick Episode⢠of House MD but it's bella swan đ âG
#asks#mulletposting#us dangling a limp beau swan over a looney tunes-style pool labeled 'DISORDERS'#wearing old west clothes and threatening to do it unless we get a 30k in pennies by sundown#deliver it by throwing it through the cullen's window please#bella swan#beau swan#illness //#body horror //
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Youâre SO correct about the empty box being mvp, that made me laugh so hard when they pointed it out
like the stereo could have come from anyone in the family and it wouldn't have had that impact! but i like to think jasper and rosalie were like "yeah put my name on it, i wanna make the human Uncomfortable"
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its 2023, mullets are back. theyre hot and the youth look amazing in them. ROCK the mullet and maybe even get crazier with it. shaved sides and rat tails r all the rage
NO RAT TAIL!!!
Also the shaved sides would look weird with the sideburns and the sideburns STAY. Mum dragged me to a barber because I "looked like a homeless person" when I came home in January and he shaved my fucking sideburns off. It's taken FOUR MONTHS for them to grow back in.
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Belos is just a mullet enjoyer, what can I say?
what is it with belos and giving people he possessed mullets
#mullet#mulletposting#the owl house#the owl house spoilers#belos#raine#hunter#thanks to them#for the future
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⎠...We're discussing.. something about a mullet? âŻ
#⨠Isolated System || IC#⨠Justice for Saint Mary || Commentary#[refreshes dash after showering] [mulletposting]#well. it's better than a dadstache
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flick i love you and i would die for u but the mullets,. man the mullets
if u love me u will allow me one (1) mulletpost a day
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Yes, my child
the rumour come out: does sphorus is mullet?
@sphor-art :)
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Ayyooo
AYYOOOOOOOOOO â¤ď¸đđ¤
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I was thinking yet again today about the scene you painted of Edward just on the ground hacking up a single tear & I just wanted you to know⌠that is a DAILY image in my mind.
The Cullens look out the window and heâs out back coughing like a cat with a hairball, until one single drop of water hits the ground
I'd say whether it's pizza, wedding cake, or tears, that classic Hairball Edward image has been one of the true universal experiences of the Twilight Renaissance. solidarity, you guys. stay strong
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just this morning I watched the cat im catsitting hack up a nasty ole thing. I hate the fact that im now picturing robert pattinson doing That Very Thing. terrible. 10/10âshannon
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Lmaooo my Tumblr dash
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I thought it was sooo funny at the part where Bellaâs like âI had a thing for Romeo UNTIL I met Edwardâ⌠cause Bella & Edward seem like the kind of couple that would nearly break up because he found out she found a fictional character cute and they both considered it cheating LOL.
Reminds me of when I was 11 & got an irl boyfriend for three days so i had a VERY dramatic breakup with the person I would rp Bellatrix x Severus Snape with on Mugglespace.
On a related note, my headcanon is that Forks sees all the vampire stuff but they think itâs just the weird anime nerds doing a vampire larp every day
NOT âTHEY BOTH CONSIDERED IT CHEATINGâ fhdhdkdk đ also screaming @ your mugglespace rp breakup. you really said âno Iâve got the real life experience now. letâs fucking do thisâ
forks being too polite to call out the cullensâ weird behavior is basically canon, tbh. charlie telling Bella like âTHEYRE GREAT IGNORE ANY BS YOU HEARâ basically confirms their #freak behavior imoâshannon
11-year-old you is edward and bella except edward is the irl boyfriend who freaks out about bella's romeo x juliet rp and reads over her shoulder in order to backseat drive the rp breakup âG
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First of all, THANK YOU for this podcast, Iâm obsessed with it and it makes me laugh out loud constantly. Plus it makes me love Edythe and Beau, I definitely have to read their book based on how likable and fun they seem to be.
I was actually just listening to episode where you describe Reneeâs power from Edwardâs perspective. You note that people are subconsciously pulled to her, and that might be why Bellaâs so drawn to take care of her.
WHAT IF though, the reason she often feels in her shadow (describing her as prettier, more charming, more social) is because Bellaâs shield makes her NOT affected by Reneeâs power. Itâd be cool if the reason for Bella feeling jealous or having low self esteem in comparison is because she is the only one who doesnât feel that charismatic pull. What if it gives her issues BECAUSE she doesnât quite understand it & thinks her mom has some weird power over people that she herself canât picture having? She doesnât experience that pull herself so she thinks sheâs just shitty in comparison cause her mom is so beloved that she feels like sheâs missing something that everyone else seems to see, so therefore she can never figure out how to make people like HER that way? I just thought it was a fun line of thinking, to think about her parental relationships from the lens of their respective powers combined with her shield.
It might even explain why she vibes so easily with Charlie, because Bella is used to not really experiencing peopleâs latent mind powers that seem to create bonds that she doesnât understand (autistic coded Bella for the win). So her and Charlie are just kind of a relief to each other because both of them have quieter/more shielded minds and feel more on the outside of people with stronger latent mind powers/the relationships they fall into from them. Theyâre both kind of used to seeing social bonds they donât understand or have a lot of power in, so they feel a kind of comfortable solidarity with each other that doesnât feel like as much purposeful work to be a part of (autistic coded CHARLIE for the win??).
I love unexplored implications in Twilight so much.
edythe and beau are so fun and we love them so dearly and despite how fucking STUPID life and death is, conceptually, it's a fun and silly ride and I 1000% recommend it!!! and yes I do love thinking about all the vamp/human powers in this universe and I thank you generously for the discourse!! but on the flip side of your theory, I wonder if Bella is susceptible to Renee's gift. after all, Renesmee can get under her shield, so it would make sense that Bella's daughter and her mother's ability can still affect her!!! because in Bella's Twilight narration she never once speaks resentfully about Renee, even in her internal monologue, so I don't think Bella harbors and jealousy or resentment toward Renee. again, she LOVES her mom! they're best friends! in MS Bella tells Edward all about their adventures and bad car singing!
but thinking about Bella being immune is also very interesting; either way, she's finally moving around in a world without Renee and? people are paying attention to her?? what??? absolutely not! Bella did NOT sign up for this main character business she wants to go back to being In That Shadow baby! 10/10 fun theories to play around with. but yeah I highkey doubt Charlie's immunity to her gift, because my mans is STILL hung up on that hashtag quirky girl even all these years later. Renee's gift could 100% explain that one tbh </3 poor guyâshannon
tyvm mulletposting!! (love the url.) and I pretty much totally agree with what shannon saidâboth the "bella is immune to renee" and "bella is not immune to renee" readings are suuuuper fascinating. especially if you factor in Respirator and suddenly we've got 3 generations of women who are Not Immune to each other and each is the Exception to her mom's power in some way. innnnnteresting
also ngl sometimes I worry that we talk edythe and beau up too much because we enjoy them so much in comparison to edward and bella. everyone make a pact right now that you'll keep that in mind if/when you read L&D lol âG
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Is Lilia coming back this season? Every time I listen through season one again sheâs sooooo funny
lilia will 100% be back this season. we asked if they had anything to say to their fans and were provided with this to share:
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Oh my god I just had the worst thought⌠how would Stephanie handle new moon Beau & Julie⌠âJulie canât make a move first cause sheâs a girlâ âthe first time Beau rides the motorcycle Julie canât show him how cause heâs a man and man know how to do man things so heâs just immediately good at it and crashes on purposeâ âwhen Beau jumps off the cliff and Julie jumps into save him, women canât save men so she starts to drown and he ends up saving herâ
What she still took off her shirt to wipe his blood off like the movie & we got a passage about her topaz boobs
there's a world of possibility out there my friend, and we're going to explore as many as we can during our discussions/in our excerpts of Euphoria and [Something] (probably Agony, at this point đ)
but if we ever don't discuss something edythe and beau related in an episode, feel free to toss your ideas to us on here! we won't comment on specific "what-ifs" on any socials until each relevant episode is out, as to not spoil you guys for our Euphoria and [Something] jokes/commentary! but we DEFINITELY want you guys to join in on the funâshannon
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I just finished my second time listening to season one TODAY and I just found out season two is tomorrow!!! Iâm so excited!!
US TOO US TOOOOOOOOO!!!! welcome to the trip (again) âG
wow you have perfect timing. hope youâre ready for a wild ride!âshannon
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