#mulletposting

[calypsobulbasaur]

You’re SO correct about the empty box being mvp, that made me laugh so hard when they pointed it out

like the stereo could have come from anyone in the family and it wouldn't have had that impact! but i like to think jasper and rosalie were like "yeah put my name on it, i wanna make the human Uncomfortable"

[blubushie]

its 2023, mullets are back. theyre hot and the youth look amazing in them. ROCK the mullet and maybe even get crazier with it. shaved sides and rat tails r all the rage

NO RAT TAIL!!!

Also the shaved sides would look weird with the sideburns and the sideburns STAY. Mum dragged me to a barber because I "looked like a homeless person" when I came home in January and he shaved my fucking sideburns off. It's taken FOUR MONTHS for them to grow back in.

[fellow-traveller-05]

Belos is just a mullet enjoyer, what can I say?

what is it with belos and giving people he possessed mullets

[maykrisms]

❮ ...We're discussing.. something about a mullet? ❯

[skrimshaw]

MULLET MAN

COME KISS ME

[floralarsenic]

flick i love you and i would die for u but the mullets,. man the mullets

if u love me u will allow me one (1) mulletpost a day

[aroaceacacia]

Yes, my child

the rumour come out: does sphorus is mullet?

@sphor-art :)

[threebooksoneplot]

Ayyooo

AYYOOOOOOOOOO ❤️💚🖤

[threebooksoneplot]

I was thinking yet again today about the scene you painted of Edward just on the ground hacking up a single tear & I just wanted you to know… that is a DAILY image in my mind.

The Cullens look out the window and he’s out back coughing like a cat with a hairball, until one single drop of water hits the ground

I'd say whether it's pizza, wedding cake, or tears, that classic Hairball Edward image has been one of the true universal experiences of the Twilight Renaissance. solidarity, you guys. stay strong

—g

just this morning I watched the cat im catsitting hack up a nasty ole thing. I hate the fact that im now picturing robert pattinson doing That Very Thing. terrible. 10/10—shannon

[threebooksoneplot]

Lmaooo my Tumblr dash

[threebooksoneplot]

I just finished my second time listening to season one TODAY and I just found out season two is tomorrow!!! I’m so excited!!

US TOO US TOOOOOOOOO!!!! welcome to the trip (again) —G

wow you have perfect timing. hope you’re ready for a wild ride!—shannon

[threebooksoneplot]

WAIT what if instead of Dark Noon’s chapter on Edward leaving WASN’T called The End like New Moon… what if it was called The Beginning cause he thinks he’s giving her the freedom to begin a long, healthy human life…

then that would be a pretty brutal indictment of the first 17 years of her life lol. no but in all seriousness, it's a cool idea!! one we will not use because a) too late and b) we're not james somerton plagiarists

[skrimshaw]

Mullet 💚

[skrimshaw]

Hmm what if he stole my dad's salmon pink 1957 chevy bel aire and we went to a drive-in theater and shared popcorn and afterwards I ran my hand through his mullet that I'm obsessed with and messed up his hair and then we went stargazing and he kissed my cheek. Heck yeah.

[skrimshaw]

Hmmm. Thinking about his mullet :) I'm gonna go apeshit